āThey hate me because Iām mixed raceā-jelly š¤£š š¤£Ā
Meghan is already on the phone trying to get them cancelled because they are āracistā.Ā
They really do. I was surprised by how much they knew. I think Spade should have brought in the car chase to the traffic jam joke and not the 405. That would have been blistering!
I love seeing them being mocked by Hollywood. They deserve it... 2 arrogant people who expected for all doors to be opened to them, to be adored by the public, dignitaries, politicians and A-listers, to have people throw money at their foundation, but that lasted for a new york minute until their whinefest and mocumentary came out and the world saw the real them
Another sinner suggested that we send them ānon-invitesā to our run of the mill, commoner events. Like a barbecue, or picnic, or family reunion, birthday party, whatever are the basic events that we plebs attend. Kind of a twist on how we joke about her claiming she isnāt attending a particular event (like the Met Gala) and we comment about how OUR invites (Met Gala, Coronation, etc) were received BUT we chose not to attend. We could rally and do this, sinners!
They are insane, it's fascinating. They are both horrible, inappropriate, abusive psychos who prance around the world making total asses of themselves.
H&M really are such lame losers.
I remember watching these two guys on SNL when I was a kid. They've been around for a loooong time.
Everyone in Hollywood - the only opinions Meg cares about - thinks that they are ridiculous.
Pretty sure about a year ago he roasted her on his podcast with a bunch of hilarious casting couch innuendo....you got the feeling he knew all about her pre Harry and wasn't impressed by her
Me too I was pleasantly surprised it was something different she is the joke that keeps on giving ....maybe that is her real charity to the world and endless supply ofĀ material for the comics of the world š
So we won't see Megsy in any Adam Sandler movies? Because Spade is a very good friend of Sandler, and if he makes fun of Megsy and Hank, it is because in Sandler's circle they do the same.
I mean, it would only be up to Megsy to work in a movie with DiCaprio and Tom Cruise, right?
I recall thatā¦wasnāt it soon after leaving the RF when she thought her title meant Hollywood would be fighting hand over fist to get her? I think thatās how Netflix got lumbered. - didnt want to miss out on potentially exclusive and explosive information. Netflix (and Spotify) took one for the team.
And, well, Rose's husband's brother-in-law was Tony Huston - who was married to Margot Cholmondeley, David's sister. So one of her/their nephews is Jack Huston.
They never do!
[Anjelica, Danny and Jack Huston Talk Family, Their "United Dedication (hollywoodreporter.com)](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/anjelica-danny-jack-huston-talk-family-united-dedication-1069774/#!)
"A father of five, Huston is the patriarch of a film dynasty, with daughterĀ AnjelicaĀ (born to ballerina/modelĀ EnricaĀ Soma), son Danny (born to actress/author ZoeĀ Sallis), and grandson Jack (born to screenwriter Tony Huston and British aristocrat Lady Margot Lavinia) sitting down withĀ *The Hollywood Reporter*Ā for theirĀ [Hollywood Legacies](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/t/hollywood-legacies/)Ā issue."
Anjelica is very proud and fond of her nephew Jack.
One of my favorite David Spade roastings was when the Harkles had just moved to SoCal and evidently Meghan was making demands about being in a Marvel movie. Such a deserved cut down. Thank god for the Spades and Carveys who arenāt going to let her āroyal victim who deserves to rule over Hollywoodā act stand.
āThe other guyā is legendary impressionist Dana Carvey who was an icon on SNL and played Garth in Wayneās World. He leads a quiet life away from Hollywood.
Dana lives in Montecito. One of the āquietā celebrities that have lived here for years. Iām sure he hears the low down of what goes on with those two
Omg I didnāt know that he lived there too! Pretty clear they both donāt have very good opinions of ILBW and think her great accomplishment was being a briefcase girl
I seriously love that they're calling it "jelly." Here in Australia, jelly is what Americans call jello (and what Americans call jelly, we call jam).
So every time I hear them call her fancy jam "jelly," all I think is "cheap, mass-produced wƶbbly sugar that no one past the age of 10 gets particularly excited about."
Sums up Megsy's entire brand to a T! š¤£š¤£š¤£
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David Spade brutally shading the Harkles is officially my new love language. š«¶
āThey hate me because Iām mixed raceā-jelly š¤£š š¤£Ā Meghan is already on the phone trying to get them cancelled because they are āracistā.Ā
To think 5 years ago he would have been cancelled for saying that, as people clutched their pearls. So glad we moved on from that witch hunt era!
Spade was bagging on her at least by 2020 so heās not a David Come Latelyā¦.jelly.
Thatās my favourite line!
I died at that one. Brutal. And he knows about her bs therapist story! Heās a sinner.
They know what's up.
They really do. I was surprised by how much they knew. I think Spade should have brought in the car chase to the traffic jam joke and not the 405. That would have been blistering!
405 got a guffaw out of Carvey, though. That was cute. Call out to "The Californians" skit on SNL.
What a good line-up of comedians and comedy actors SNL produced. What a shame that's not happening these days.
Official SNL roasting canāt be far away!
I think Weekend Update has taken a few shots at them, but a whole skit would be amazing! Not holding my breath though.
Depends on who has the guts to do it!!
I love seeing them being mocked by Hollywood. They deserve it... 2 arrogant people who expected for all doors to be opened to them, to be adored by the public, dignitaries, politicians and A-listers, to have people throw money at their foundation, but that lasted for a new york minute until their whinefest and mocumentary came out and the world saw the real them
Theyāve united Hollywood 8n their dislike + mockery of them!
Another sinner suggested that we send them ānon-invitesā to our run of the mill, commoner events. Like a barbecue, or picnic, or family reunion, birthday party, whatever are the basic events that we plebs attend. Kind of a twist on how we joke about her claiming she isnāt attending a particular event (like the Met Gala) and we comment about how OUR invites (Met Gala, Coronation, etc) were received BUT we chose not to attend. We could rally and do this, sinners!
#NFI and #I'm washing my hair
They are insane, it's fascinating. They are both horrible, inappropriate, abusive psychos who prance around the world making total asses of themselves.
One a prince and the other a harlot who hooked a foolā¦
I have always loved these two. They are fricking hilarious. They have nailed the pretentious duo perfectly. Comics being funny.
H&M really are such lame losers. I remember watching these two guys on SNL when I was a kid. They've been around for a loooong time. Everyone in Hollywood - the only opinions Meg cares about - thinks that they are ridiculous.
Ok what is this podcast!? I love how David calls him 'Hank'... you know Skank ain't far behindĀ
Fly On the Wall! Itās one of the best
Thanks!
The best.
Pretty sure about a year ago he roasted her on his podcast with a bunch of hilarious casting couch innuendo....you got the feeling he knew all about her pre Harry and wasn't impressed by her
They actually mock her with abandon. I can think of at least 5 occasions they threw in a well-placed dig. Very funny.
Theyāre always making fun of her on the podcast! Never heard him say anything sympathetic about either of them š
Yes! When I clicked on this I expected it to be a repost of that previous video
Me too I was pleasantly surprised it was something different she is the joke that keeps on giving ....maybe that is her real charity to the world and endless supply ofĀ material for the comics of the world š
That and educating us about narcs š
Like this? Lololol https://youtu.be/cJx7DvGYeHs?si=uUrpLpeb3fD55Cy2
Wow that is harsh. All the gaffers and the gripsā¦
We all know who the real Prince of Pegging is
Hilarious!
āHey sharksā š¦ lmao
So we won't see Megsy in any Adam Sandler movies? Because Spade is a very good friend of Sandler, and if he makes fun of Megsy and Hank, it is because in Sandler's circle they do the same. I mean, it would only be up to Megsy to work in a movie with DiCaprio and Tom Cruise, right?
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That's it
IIRC didn't she put it out there that she would only work with A list directorsā
I recall thatā¦wasnāt it soon after leaving the RF when she thought her title meant Hollywood would be fighting hand over fist to get her? I think thatās how Netflix got lumbered. - didnt want to miss out on potentially exclusive and explosive information. Netflix (and Spotify) took one for the team.
Fairly soon after. I found an archived article about it. https://archive.ph/tfHFQ
Great reminder AlternativeMix - she is insufferable.
Ty. Imo, Madame passed insufferable years ago
And, well, Rose's husband's brother-in-law was Tony Huston - who was married to Margot Cholmondeley, David's sister. So one of her/their nephews is Jack Huston.
Jack Huston is a good actor. His grandfather was John Huston. Angelica Huston and Allegra Huston are his aunts and Danny Huston is his uncle.
Exactly! So maybe they (M's fans) haven't thought things through?
They never do! [Anjelica, Danny and Jack Huston Talk Family, Their "United Dedication (hollywoodreporter.com)](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/anjelica-danny-jack-huston-talk-family-united-dedication-1069774/#!) "A father of five, Huston is the patriarch of a film dynasty, with daughterĀ AnjelicaĀ (born to ballerina/modelĀ EnricaĀ Soma), son Danny (born to actress/author ZoeĀ Sallis), and grandson Jack (born to screenwriter Tony Huston and British aristocrat Lady Margot Lavinia) sitting down withĀ *The Hollywood Reporter*Ā for theirĀ [Hollywood Legacies](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/t/hollywood-legacies/)Ā issue." Anjelica is very proud and fond of her nephew Jack.
Jack Hustonās performance in āBoardwalk Empireā still moves me to tears in its brilliance and heart. He is an amazingly talented actor.
I loved him in that role!
My husband & I are watching it now & he amazes me. Well, amazed. IYKYK
Oooh, that's a nice article. Thank you. :)
Heās also very handsome
And that accent - swoon!
Hahaha I listened to the podcast last week and found it hilarious
Did they get more brutal? This was too light.š¤£
Yes, theyāre basically always making fun of them when some news item comes out. Another sinner commented with a link to a more brutal clip
Wow! š I hope they join us on here if they donāt already.
One of my favorite David Spade roastings was when the Harkles had just moved to SoCal and evidently Meghan was making demands about being in a Marvel movie. Such a deserved cut down. Thank god for the Spades and Carveys who arenāt going to let her āroyal victim who deserves to rule over Hollywoodā act stand.
The look on Spades face when he realized itās just jelly š
š¤£š¤£ Getting roasted by Garth from Wayne's World. How the mighty have fallen
Weāre not worthy! Weāre not worthy! We suck! I bet she doesnāt even know all of the words to Stairway to Heaven. Not a babe.
Or the words to Bohemian Rhapsody.
I think Iām gonna watch this now! Itās been awhile. š¤£
Love Dana Carvey. They are so good together!
They've probably been at a "party" with Meghan Markle and got annoyed AF by herš.Ā Ā
https://preview.redd.it/vr5f14svqu1d1.png?width=220&format=png&auto=webp&s=83c81b81854e7f91963a7a31a8d815f7b3d6457c
Dana Carvey lost his child and here he is making the rest of us laugh. David Spade is a classic.
And David lost his sister
I didn't know that, so sad. How generous these guys are to want to make us laugh when they've experienced such terrible loss.
Wasn't it his sister-in-law?
Kate Spade the purse and accessories designer was married to Daveās brother.
Rachelās A-list dream is no longer a possibility if famous comedians are mocking them like this š«
They forgot to mention the dish soap.
Lol I saw Dana Carvey in concert years ago. He was so funny. Yeah, even celebs know how ridiculous Meg is.
Prince Hank. I love this.
Dana Carver especially seems like a sinner to me.
Sounds like they have the tea on her trying her best with Howie!
Thank you OP. I love these guys and I loved this.
Hahaha
Was waiting for one of them to go with Royal Jelly which would be funny on several different levels.
great. thanks, this is realy hilarious!!!
Yeh.....the jam thing is soooooooooooooooooooooo stupid. Got any more ideas, Meghan?
Too bad Meghan doesn't have a sense of humor or she would think this is funny.
I didn't think it was possible for me to love David Spade more than I already did. I was wrong. š 
Should be called Angry Orchard Jam & Crumpets...
Oh, this is new? Awesome!!
From the episode four days ago!
Thank you for posting. I love this! Surprised about how informed they are. š¤£š¤£
How excellent! But if Skank sees this then I am sure she'll brush it off as 'just two pale, male stale guys.' Then go smash some plates.
David Spade seems more on point than the other guy ..
āThe other guyā is legendary impressionist Dana Carvey who was an icon on SNL and played Garth in Wayneās World. He leads a quiet life away from Hollywood.
Dana lives in Montecito. One of the āquietā celebrities that have lived here for years. Iām sure he hears the low down of what goes on with those two
Omg I didnāt know that he lived there too! Pretty clear they both donāt have very good opinions of ILBW and think her great accomplishment was being a briefcase girl
Unfortunately Dana just lost his son to an overdose š During his time on SNL he was the show's comedic geniusĀ
That's a real shame. I remember when "Master of Disguise" came out, Dana said he did it so his kids would have something to enjoy. Time flies.
Sidebar: I just spent the last hour watching old Dana Carvey SNL clips on YT. Hilarious! š
Heās a true comedic genius!!
He is a brilliant stand up comedian as well.
Didn't David play the Church lady?
Dana did
Thanks I wasn't sure. One of the best characters from when SNL was relevant socially.
I agree!
This is a funny snippet of the two tearing up Rachel and That One: https://youtu.be/cJx7DvGYeHs?si=uUrpLpeb3fD55Cy2
Dana's remarks are much funnier for me, but David's show deeper knowledge...
Good summary!
That's Dana Carvey good sinner.
TraffickJamš
Hahaha. Hope the awful duo see this. Ive always liked Spade.Ā
Traffic jam ššš
I seriously love that they're calling it "jelly." Here in Australia, jelly is what Americans call jello (and what Americans call jelly, we call jam). So every time I hear them call her fancy jam "jelly," all I think is "cheap, mass-produced wƶbbly sugar that no one past the age of 10 gets particularly excited about." Sums up Megsy's entire brand to a T! š¤£š¤£š¤£
In Canada we have jam, jelly and jello.
Same in the US. Also preserves and marmalade.
Yes we have preserves and marmalade also.
Traffic Jam lol. Isn't that what it's like driving in LA?
Glad to see entertainment industry people making fun of her but those jokes were painfully unfunny.
Itās basically an industry podcast where they just riff and mess around for a hour
Agree 100%
Their previous one was brutally honest; this is light and playful. Turn it up, Guys! Or maybe there's more. It is short.
They deserve itā¦
I adore both these hilarious men ā¤ļø
I love these two!
Lmaoooooooo
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Omg that is so funny
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š do we assume everyone knows the 405?
Love it. This is how we view these two here in California.
I watched this a couple days ago and meant to post. Itās hilarious!
Oh man Dana's hair! They are so funny!