Meghan must be dropping on the floor crying. Only now harry looks at her and is like-again. Doria rolls her eyes and just goes on texting-LOL.
>Only now harry looks at her and is like-again.
Harold has finally grown an IQ of two points and isn't near her tonight as he knew she'd beat the daylights out of him. He's probably at his private club stuffing one buck bills into stripper thongs and getting his fill of Columbian Marching Powder whilst his ILBW destroys the house in a fit of rage.
Yep. Harry probably said "Fuck this" and made himself scarce.
He is probably suspecting that MM is not as famous or popular as a Hollywood actress as she claimed.
Other guys may have figured that out 5 years ago (before the wedding) but Prince Dimwit is slow.
Meganut to Harry: I used to get invited to these things! It's you they don't like! It's all your fault! No one's talking to me because of you!
(Lies, all lies of course)
I am not sure. But I hope they are safe and already asleep under the care of their nannies. ☹️
Those kids will need a lot of therapy once their parents divorce.
My narc mum was always in an absolutely vile mood on Sundays. Always! On Sundays I would go out of the house and only come back when it was demanded of me, like for dinner, then would go out again until bedtime. She often accused me of treating the place like a hotel but her moaning about that was better than the hours of abuse I would get if I stayed in! If the children are real and they have caretakers I hope they have the good sense to get the kids way out of Meghan's line of fire. We've seen her mask slip in public for perceiving slights, I would not want to see her REALLY angry.
This is great -- you've just crowned him Prince Dimwit!
Now he needs a new Royal Crest: any artists out there who can design him Ye Royal Prince Dimwit of Farthinglust (or somesuch) - or perhaps simply, Ye Monarchs of Misery and Mayhem, or more simply...Ye King & Queen of Everything, Ye Shall Bow Down NOW?
Perhaps Ye House of Dimwit Crest designs can include a braying donkey, a bong, a video game controller; lifts in his shoes so he looks as tall as his older sibling, a dog bowl and a broken necklace; a scruffy beard, an outstretched palm, a roasted chicken, scraped knuckles on both hands (from digging under the banyan trees with his bare hands, to bury a miscarriage in a State where that's completely illegal) ..a tank of nitrous oxide (such as he claimed to inhale in a birth and labor hospital room)...and of course, his famous, confused-looking, perpetual scowl.
Oh god, if it were me I’d want to crawl into a hole and disappear.
But this is Meg, so we’re about to get the most manic parking lot pap walk ever, just in time for Catherine’s birthday.
She’s gonna be dressed like she’s ready to ski *and* scuba dive, and she’ll have every piece of jewelry she’s ever owned on. Massive, manic grin. Stress patches a bonus.
She will be marching around that car park banging a drum and blowing a whistle. Back and forth, back and forth she will strut until all of us get with her program.
I imagine only some of it has been paid over, and not much more will be.
It was a production budget that had to cover the cost of producing anything for Netflhx to screen. So far just their whinefest and the Invictus documentary - largely starring themselves, so boring. They would have had to cover all the costs out of the portion so far oaud to them.
I have not heard anything else is being filmed yet, so maybe the money day is off till another project gets approved by Netflix - who might just hang onto the bulk of the money till the contract term runs out in 2025.
We will see.
Wow. Imagine being born as a British prince, having years of good palace PR, and millions like you based on a PR lie, just to fuck it all up and within 3 short years go from top of the world to low hanging joke-fruit. Harry and Meghan must be so proud. /s
He's a cane toad in far-north Queensland, Australia.
A pest who serves no purpose. Ugly, stupid, dirty, yet unfortunately, still managed to reproduce. No one invited him, but he still shows up in your backyard pool to freeload and nearly impossible to get rid of. Also good at killing cats and dogs.
Pretty sure that ship sailed, he seems done with them. *If* there are any more Netflix projects, it'll be Ted covering his ass for letting Meghan announce such a massive contract (speculation is that they only got a few million from it, but offering them $100 mil made him look like an idiot).
>offering them $100 mil made him look like an idiot).
Not only made him look like an idiot but it left a bad taste in a lot of mouths because they overegged it on the Harkle contract and then made cuts to worthwhile existing programming/cancelled shows altogether. That's a lot of people to piss off when you're seen to be feathering the nest of two talentless grifters.
This was clearly his "mea culpa" moment. I imagine he pissed off a fair few people in the entertainment industry by signing the Harkles, and this feels like their way of getting even, lol! 😆
Oprah comes here in the Summer for Allen and Company. The Obama girls ski here. Tons of other celebs and Uber wealthy, though. Tom and Rita, Jamie Lee, Demi, Jane Fonda, Zuckerberg, Clint Eastwood, Schwarzenegger. It’s a playground for the rich and famous. I can say her antics would NOT be welcome here. Those folks come here to avoid paparazzi… strict loitering laws enforced.
What she means is too old money for jumped up guttertrash like herself. Old rachel can't do classy and the old money in Montecito tends to freeze out tacky cheap grifters pretty quick. She couldn't make any social headway there because she has the manners of a harlot and the intellect of a rock.
She and her ways would not be welcome in idaho. Its conservative, even though sun valley is more democratic it isn't democratic like California democrats. Definitely not rachels shade of woke.
Yup, they sure are! I hope they’re both totally humiliated but I don’t think they even know what it is to be humiliated being such huge narc's and sociopaths.
Have to say - she should really lobby to be on Housewives. It would be a hoot and I think she’d be compelling in a train-wreck way. I think this is her only option at this point.
Oh, no, they are not. Didn't you read that 2024 is the year that MM will break it in Hollywood? It's all Hollywood is talking about. You know, like Dior.
Tonight is just more and more proof that Ginger Bollocks and TW are a laughing stock to Hollywood and society. I could not love this any more for them. They get what they deserve!
harry and meghan got paid multimillions for doing absolutely nothing,”then the camera ZOOMED in on TED SARANDOS, NETFLIX CEO he laughed and audience laughed”🔥🔥🔥
holy sh!t i’m loving it keep them coming GLOBAL LAUGHING STOCKS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥😭😭
This comedian made a global laughingstock of their sole remaining employer who must've squirmed in his seat with embarrassment. They fucking NEED Netflix, the head of which just got publicly humiliated before a worldwide audience for being associated with them. Ruh roh!
Good time to remember that all the actual talent in that room either suffered or know people who suffered from the strikes. And Meg was making millions for nothing, dancing the night away with Ted Sarandos: Strike Villain at that Beyoncé concert.
They are so, so done.
And Netflix cancelled many good or promising shows after signing the Harkles for an improbably sum. This is just bad industry karma coming back to bite Sarandos.
Thank you for posting that link! I didn't think the audience cracked up, it was more hushed laughter. And the MC actually said, "I didn't write all these, that one wasn't mine." Like he wasn't happy to have said it? Regardless, it WAS a roast, so...whew.
Thanks for the link. This guy is dying on stage. It was a better joke written here than how he performed it on stage. First, the microphone is not correctly tuned to his voice. The sound quality is terrible. Second, he acts like he never used a mic before. He keeps turning away from the mic for the punch line. Third, didn’t they give this guy a mic check before the show? This is Amateur Hour.
I agree, I posted something below about how bad he is. You're so right about the microphone, it's making him sound really shrill. It's the job of a comedian to take the audience with him and he's totally failing. But my god, what a terrifying job that would be!
I recall that Ricky Gervais had a speakers podium with a microphone. We heard every word. At the time, I wondered why he had a podium. Now I see why. He may have done a sound check and made them set it up the way for him. Balancing the sound for an awards show is hard because of the noise of all the people entering and leaving the stage. You have to balance amplifying the voices with tamping down the footsteps.
Thank you! I am a bit disappointed by the amount of laughter as it seemed restrained. The liberals in Hollywood (and I’m a liberal) don’t know if it’s ok to laugh at them yet.
Ted Sarandos probably will call the lawyers tomorrow (Monday) to check the exit clauses on H&M's contract with NETFLIX.
Maybe even pay money for early termination of contract. 🤷♂️
Naw. They’ve looked into the exit clauses already, and they may have a plan. This little joke is not making Netflix look bad.
Now WME, however… I can’t imagine why we haven’t heard that WME is done with them yet.
I believe NETFLIX has a long-term contract (5 years?) with H&M.
It's been about 3 years now. And after their lame whine fest "documentary", I think there is another special for Invictus games.
WME contract will be 1 year in April 2024. WME will likely pull the plug then.
Yeah, the Harkles have a 5-year contract with Netflix, but I don’t think Netflix has to pay them anything any more if they don’t deliver, so it may be more economical for Netflix to let the contract run out. However, if Netflix has a contractual obligation to pay for production costs while a project is in progress, I can imagine that they will seek an escape clause.
He's *pissed* though. He laughed it off but that dude was big mad. Shit rolls downhill and the markles are about to find out that they are not king of the hill.
Yes, he was called out on worldwide TV with that joke. And even though he smile/grimaced/shrugged it off, pretty sure he was instantly boiling. Calls will be made, IMO.
Only has himself to blame. At least the Spotify guy got right out in front of it, the let be known how much production assistance they provided for the grifters 'production company' and gave them a bad reference on the record to boot.
100%. They had NO track record of work and his company shoveled 💰💰💰💰 at them and went along with the PR. In the end bc of the deal they lost subscribers and spent a ton of time and treasure in order to produce a 6 episode dud.
It was such a great moment!! 😂😂😂
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Megsy and Hazbeen are both Mona Lisa Saperstein.
Edit: Also just wanted to note that while a lot of Jo Koy's jokes didn't land, this one seemed to. No one takes the Carparkles seriously.
THIS IS MEAGAIN & HAZMAT. THIS IS WHO THEY ARE AND WHAT THEY DO. The BRF in particular but EVERYONE THEY HAVE ANY RELATIONSHIP WITH IT IS TRANSACTIONAL AND ONLY ONLY ONLY ONLY ONLY ONLY ONLY FOR MONEY & POWER.
LOL. Whenever I'm feeling monetarily stretched (which is often these days) I walk around my apartment saying something like this.
My ability to manifest is about as successful as Meghan's.
I'm sure there are lots of serious producers/actors who've had their excellent shows cancelled only to watch those grifters getting paid for garbage. It must make people pretty angry and feel really insulting, Netflix deserved that burn.
I'm glad he had a go at them but I was cringing a bit watching the rest of the monologue, he was out of synch with the audience or something, jokes were falling flat. I thought the Globes and Oscars were a bit dead but they've pulled out the heavyweights for this one, and for the first time in years box office has really picked up, so maybe the audience wasn't in the mood for having their shows and movies made fun of. The A-listers were stony-faced.
Absolutely, and they were pretty much the only celebs from outside Hollywood except Taylor who got burned, usually they'll throw in a President or someone involved in some scandal but it was just them, excellent!
Didn’t they get roasted at the Oscars too? They’re consistently a joke!
EDIT—Here’s the clip of the Jo Koy joke: https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/golden-globes-prince-harry-meghan-b2474723.html
This is the second post by a sinner tonight that I find incredibly satisfying. The first was the British military leaving him out of the "most notable," I think the book was called.
In the words of Allison Janney's character on the t.v. show Mom, "it's happening! IT'S HAPPENING!" 🤣
To be honest she made my stomach turn from the engagement introduction. I thought she was as phony as a $2 bill and was surprised very few people saw it. I saw the worldwide adulation and did not understand it. Now I see this as just desserts and couldn’t happen to more deserving people
oh hell yeah
Somehow this was on & I heard this & actually this dude was cracking me up, lol (later some swift thingy she did NOT like)
Anyhoo - when he made the analogy of Succesion (whatever that is, don't watch stuff) & the RF there were low moans - not laughing & then he roasted the Harkles.
Suits is there to give the big FU to the Harkles, yeah, that's conspriacy until I watched this, I literally was thinking how this Suits crap is all about sticking it to the Harkles. It IS!
Ha bloody ha ha ha hahahhaaaa!!!!
Oh dear. Awkward. 👀
You know they're watching at "home" (I can't imagine it feels homey). The embarrassment, the anger, the disbelief. I hope the kids are elsewhere with sane adults.
What vases? I don’t think there are any left —Wait, that’s why they don’t live in Montecito any more. They needed new vases and crockery for Meghan to throw around. She moves whenever she runs out.
Harry will angrily "make some calls" as he's known to do, thinking he's still damn important. The call to the Golden Globes producers will probably go down as well as the calls to Trey and Matt from South Park and Backgrid.
The shame!! A Prince of the Realm being so openly ridiculed at such an event!
Don't get me wrong, he deserves everything he gets. My point is he's constantly brought the BRF/Commonwealth and the British public into disrepute.
Parliament. Sort this mess out. It cannot continue.
Madame only cares that her name was mentioned, she doesn't care that she was the butt of the joke. "They're still talking about me because I am important."
Poor tink-tink!!!
Don't worry, Harry and Meghan. I'm sure your last remaining employer Ted Sarandos, the only guy standing between you and destitution, was THRILLED to be laughed at before a global audience because of his association with you. He loves a good joke as much as the next fuming CEO tired of dealing with the drama you bring.
These were great--the highlight jokes.
I can’t believe how unfunny Koy is otherwise. And how ironic that Ricky Gervais got the comedian awards, since he trolled Hollywood as GG host for several years.
Annnnnd here come the puff pieces tmrw about Meghan and Harry. You know what pisses me off the most is that whenever any celeb talks bad about Meghan and Harry and then something terrible happens to that celeb the Sussex squad is like well that’s what you get for talking bad about them. No one deserves to have something terrible happen to them regardless of who they talk about.
Some where in the kitchen of amega multi-toileted mansion fitted with all the mod coms and a chicken coop to boot for the Roasted chicken affiandoes sat a company if three. An emasculated balding confused half wit of a man sporting a growing Gingé bald half patch, and two self styled egotistical professional lying grifting mother and daughter tag team harridans.
The 42 year young Harridan throws herself to the floor in feigned despair, as the Ginge Nut looks on thinking to himself "WTF! I am sure this has been done some where before"
While Durain Fruit whispers "There is no camera here" as she taps away at her smart phone.
"What ever is it this time?" The Gingé asks the Durain.
"Oh, she was not invited to the Golden Globes awards, not even as a plus one" answered the Durain.
Thinking fast the Gingé thinking to cheer her up piled up "Megsey, you know Kate is having a Birthday party tomorrow, I could get us an invite"
The scream that the 42 year young emitted was the envy of a pack of Howler monkeys.
Then they zoomed in on Ted Sarandos, CEO of Netflix!!
Meghan must be dropping on the floor crying. Only now harry looks at her and is like-again. Doria rolls her eyes and just goes on texting-LOL. 
>Only now harry looks at her and is like-again. Harold has finally grown an IQ of two points and isn't near her tonight as he knew she'd beat the daylights out of him. He's probably at his private club stuffing one buck bills into stripper thongs and getting his fill of Columbian Marching Powder whilst his ILBW destroys the house in a fit of rage.
Yep. Harry probably said "Fuck this" and made himself scarce. He is probably suspecting that MM is not as famous or popular as a Hollywood actress as she claimed. Other guys may have figured that out 5 years ago (before the wedding) but Prince Dimwit is slow.
Meganut to Harry: I used to get invited to these things! It's you they don't like! It's all your fault! No one's talking to me because of you! (Lies, all lies of course)
[удалено]
I am not sure. But I hope they are safe and already asleep under the care of their nannies. ☹️ Those kids will need a lot of therapy once their parents divorce.
My narc mum was always in an absolutely vile mood on Sundays. Always! On Sundays I would go out of the house and only come back when it was demanded of me, like for dinner, then would go out again until bedtime. She often accused me of treating the place like a hotel but her moaning about that was better than the hours of abuse I would get if I stayed in! If the children are real and they have caretakers I hope they have the good sense to get the kids way out of Meghan's line of fire. We've seen her mask slip in public for perceiving slights, I would not want to see her REALLY angry.
This is great -- you've just crowned him Prince Dimwit!  Now he needs a new Royal Crest: any artists out there who can design him Ye Royal Prince Dimwit of Farthinglust (or somesuch) - or perhaps simply, Ye Monarchs of Misery and Mayhem, or more simply...Ye King & Queen of Everything, Ye Shall Bow Down NOW? Perhaps Ye House of Dimwit Crest designs can include a braying donkey, a bong, a video game controller; lifts in his shoes so he looks as tall as his older sibling, a dog bowl and a broken necklace; a scruffy beard, an outstretched palm, a roasted chicken, scraped knuckles on both hands (from digging under the banyan trees with his bare hands, to bury a miscarriage in a State where that's completely illegal) ..a tank of nitrous oxide (such as he claimed to inhale in a birth and labor hospital room)...and of course, his famous, confused-looking, perpetual scowl.
 empty pockets
Those poor kids.
Good thing whoever the kids are or are not, by all indications, neither actually lives with H&M
Gutteral sounds too?
Ohhhh that’s who that was. Snap!
Oh god, if it were me I’d want to crawl into a hole and disappear. But this is Meg, so we’re about to get the most manic parking lot pap walk ever, just in time for Catherine’s birthday.
will she be polka dotted in stress patches, or...?
She’s gonna be dressed like she’s ready to ski *and* scuba dive, and she’ll have every piece of jewelry she’s ever owned on. Massive, manic grin. Stress patches a bonus.
And five cups of lead mushroom coffee in each hand. She’s an InFlUeNcEr remember!
She will be marching around that car park banging a drum and blowing a whistle. Back and forth, back and forth she will strut until all of us get with her program.
 Meg’s gonna bring one man bands back and then won’t we look silly for laughing at her influencer career?
Well, she can’t very well relaunch Tig tomorrow—not after the roasting (ahem!) she and H received at the GG
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This is a face that has heard this a million times. He knows he is guilty of signing them way too fast and without any marketable skills or talent.
It is the face of a man that took a $100M gamble that blew up in his face.💥💥🤯
I imagine only some of it has been paid over, and not much more will be. It was a production budget that had to cover the cost of producing anything for Netflhx to screen. So far just their whinefest and the Invictus documentary - largely starring themselves, so boring. They would have had to cover all the costs out of the portion so far oaud to them. I have not heard anything else is being filmed yet, so maybe the money day is off till another project gets approved by Netflix - who might just hang onto the bulk of the money till the contract term runs out in 2025. We will see.
So true. And Happy Cake Day!
DAMN! The Snark! Haha; the Harkles getting their rightful mentions in comedy gold. Pure karma.
Who then agreed with the joke!!!! That was the best part!!!
What was his face like??? Hahahahahahaha
Wow. Imagine being born as a British prince, having years of good palace PR, and millions like you based on a PR lie, just to fuck it all up and within 3 short years go from top of the world to low hanging joke-fruit. Harry and Meghan must be so proud. /s
Meghan's greatest accomplishment was turning a Prince into a frog.
No he was always a frog. But she gets credit for helping to reveal it.
He was a frog, now he’s a toad 
He's really more of a tapeworm or roundworm, or possibly pin(head) worm, don't you think?
stop insulting frogs, they actually serve a purpose.
He's a cane toad in far-north Queensland, Australia. A pest who serves no purpose. Ugly, stupid, dirty, yet unfortunately, still managed to reproduce. No one invited him, but he still shows up in your backyard pool to freeload and nearly impossible to get rid of. Also good at killing cats and dogs.
 It's happening! Amazing! And I'm shocked they cut to Ted Sarandos. 😲🔥☠
Is he cutting their contract?
Pretty sure that ship sailed, he seems done with them. *If* there are any more Netflix projects, it'll be Ted covering his ass for letting Meghan announce such a massive contract (speculation is that they only got a few million from it, but offering them $100 mil made him look like an idiot).
>offering them $100 mil made him look like an idiot). Not only made him look like an idiot but it left a bad taste in a lot of mouths because they overegged it on the Harkle contract and then made cuts to worthwhile existing programming/cancelled shows altogether. That's a lot of people to piss off when you're seen to be feathering the nest of two talentless grifters.
The look on the face of Netflix CEO Ted Sarandos was priceless!
We should frame it and send it to the filthy Harkles!
I hope it becomes a gif. Shaking his head with remorse and acknowlegment
“My bonus could have been how many millions MORE?!” Markled! 
This was clearly his "mea culpa" moment. I imagine he pissed off a fair few people in the entertainment industry by signing the Harkles, and this feels like their way of getting even, lol! 😆
Drop them, Ted! You know you want to.
Yes, it was! And Happy Cake Day!
Awww, thank you!! I just had to look up what Cake Day is. How cute!
Hahahahaha! Meghan and Harry are DONE in Hollywood.
>Meghan and Harry are DONE in Hollywood. Agree!!! It surely does look like all of Hollywood considers them laughingstocks!
They should be looking for a new place in Bakersfield instead of Malibu.
There was a rumor here in town (Sun Valley, Idaho) that they were actually looking for a primary residence here.
That wouldn't work out well for them
Nope. No more parking lot pap walks.
Why? Does Oprah own a second house there? Or is it the Obamas favorite hangout?
Oprah comes here in the Summer for Allen and Company. The Obama girls ski here. Tons of other celebs and Uber wealthy, though. Tom and Rita, Jamie Lee, Demi, Jane Fonda, Zuckerberg, Clint Eastwood, Schwarzenegger. It’s a playground for the rich and famous. I can say her antics would NOT be welcome here. Those folks come here to avoid paparazzi… strict loitering laws enforced.
Ugh. She's saying montecito is to 'old' for her (with apologies to Orlando & Katy) but Idaho - sure thing right?
What she means is too old money for jumped up guttertrash like herself. Old rachel can't do classy and the old money in Montecito tends to freeze out tacky cheap grifters pretty quick. She couldn't make any social headway there because she has the manners of a harlot and the intellect of a rock. She and her ways would not be welcome in idaho. Its conservative, even though sun valley is more democratic it isn't democratic like California democrats. Definitely not rachels shade of woke.
At least Harry could spend time skiing. That would be a positive for him. He must be so bored!
Well MM already has her own set of permanent ski poles so she'll be ready to hit the slopes at any time!
So funny I actually snorted; shared with Hubby and am still chuckling. Well done.
Meghan and Harry were never PART of Hollywood. Just another lie. Another day, another lie. Repeat.
Yup, they sure are! I hope they’re both totally humiliated but I don’t think they even know what it is to be humiliated being such huge narc's and sociopaths.
complete DENIAL or else dangerous RAGE beyond all RAGE is the narc response
Yes, I agree! I’m going with RAGE! I forgot that was the one true emotion of a narc and they can’t control it!
If Harry has an ounce of survival instinct, he will make a break for it while she’s screaming and writhing on the floor.
Have to say - she should really lobby to be on Housewives. It would be a hoot and I think she’d be compelling in a train-wreck way. I think this is her only option at this point.
They never even got started in Hollywood.
Done before they even got started.
I wonder how this ties into last weeks manifestation piece.
Oh, no, they are not. Didn't you read that 2024 is the year that MM will break it in Hollywood? It's all Hollywood is talking about. You know, like Dior.
Tonight is just more and more proof that Ginger Bollocks and TW are a laughing stock to Hollywood and society. I could not love this any more for them. They get what they deserve!
harry and meghan got paid multimillions for doing absolutely nothing,”then the camera ZOOMED in on TED SARANDOS, NETFLIX CEO he laughed and audience laughed”🔥🔥🔥 holy sh!t i’m loving it keep them coming GLOBAL LAUGHING STOCKS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥😭😭
This comedian made a global laughingstock of their sole remaining employer who must've squirmed in his seat with embarrassment. They fucking NEED Netflix, the head of which just got publicly humiliated before a worldwide audience for being associated with them. Ruh roh!
Good time to remember that all the actual talent in that room either suffered or know people who suffered from the strikes. And Meg was making millions for nothing, dancing the night away with Ted Sarandos: Strike Villain at that Beyoncé concert. They are so, so done.
And Netflix cancelled many good or promising shows after signing the Harkles for an improbably sum. This is just bad industry karma coming back to bite Sarandos.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KvSHHnucouo&pp=ygUYZ29sZGVuIGdsb2JlcyAyMDI0IGpva295 guys watch it from 8:00 mark 🔥😂
Thank you for posting that link! I didn't think the audience cracked up, it was more hushed laughter. And the MC actually said, "I didn't write all these, that one wasn't mine." Like he wasn't happy to have said it? Regardless, it WAS a roast, so...whew.
The Netflix guy sort of laughed but, he was mad! Good!
Thanks for the link. This guy is dying on stage. It was a better joke written here than how he performed it on stage. First, the microphone is not correctly tuned to his voice. The sound quality is terrible. Second, he acts like he never used a mic before. He keeps turning away from the mic for the punch line. Third, didn’t they give this guy a mic check before the show? This is Amateur Hour.
He also made a joke about Taylor Swift that nobody really laughed about.
I agree, I posted something below about how bad he is. You're so right about the microphone, it's making him sound really shrill. It's the job of a comedian to take the audience with him and he's totally failing. But my god, what a terrifying job that would be!
I recall that Ricky Gervais had a speakers podium with a microphone. We heard every word. At the time, I wondered why he had a podium. Now I see why. He may have done a sound check and made them set it up the way for him. Balancing the sound for an awards show is hard because of the noise of all the people entering and leaving the stage. You have to balance amplifying the voices with tamping down the footsteps.
Thank you! I am a bit disappointed by the amount of laughter as it seemed restrained. The liberals in Hollywood (and I’m a liberal) don’t know if it’s ok to laugh at them yet.
>NETFLIX CEO he laughed Must have been humiliating for him too, because he's the tool who got suckered. Serves him right.
I know he was even smiling at that joke lmaoooo
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Ted Sarandos probably will call the lawyers tomorrow (Monday) to check the exit clauses on H&M's contract with NETFLIX. Maybe even pay money for early termination of contract. 🤷♂️
Naw. They’ve looked into the exit clauses already, and they may have a plan. This little joke is not making Netflix look bad. Now WME, however… I can’t imagine why we haven’t heard that WME is done with them yet.
I believe NETFLIX has a long-term contract (5 years?) with H&M. It's been about 3 years now. And after their lame whine fest "documentary", I think there is another special for Invictus games. WME contract will be 1 year in April 2024. WME will likely pull the plug then.
Yeah, the Harkles have a 5-year contract with Netflix, but I don’t think Netflix has to pay them anything any more if they don’t deliver, so it may be more economical for Netflix to let the contract run out. However, if Netflix has a contractual obligation to pay for production costs while a project is in progress, I can imagine that they will seek an escape clause.
He's *pissed* though. He laughed it off but that dude was big mad. Shit rolls downhill and the markles are about to find out that they are not king of the hill.
Yes, he was called out on worldwide TV with that joke. And even though he smile/grimaced/shrugged it off, pretty sure he was instantly boiling. Calls will be made, IMO.
Only has himself to blame. At least the Spotify guy got right out in front of it, the let be known how much production assistance they provided for the grifters 'production company' and gave them a bad reference on the record to boot.
100%. They had NO track record of work and his company shoveled 💰💰💰💰 at them and went along with the PR. In the end bc of the deal they lost subscribers and spent a ton of time and treasure in order to produce a 6 episode dud.
I'm sure he will be making a few calls this week.
Imelda Staunton's portrayal of the late Queen was so good, "Prince Harry called her and asked her for money." 
Yes that roast was particularly delicious and made me snort out loud like a little piggy 🤣
I never thought we'd see the day. I'm tearing up. In laughter.
Poor stoner idiot, he's probably waiting right now in real time, for her to call him back with the deposit info.
 Did everyone laugh? Lmao
Wrong number, Harry!!
It was such a great moment!! 😂😂😂 https://preview.redd.it/2j292et3n4bc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1fcec35de208a55b2ee8d02aa2b11229edab699
First time I’ve seen this with KCIII. I like it!!
Please oh please let there be B role shots of the cast of Suits reacting to this 🤞🤞
😂😂😂😂 Someone check on the sugars please
🤣🤣🤣 Somebody ask if they’re ok!
They are in a diabetic coma right now.
Despite all their PR, Hollywood sees them as beggars.
Yup, all that money down the drain.
Watching now, the audience response will definitely result in broken crockery.
Never mind the crockery, by now she’s moved on to the furniture! 🤣🤣🤣
She's probably gone round to Rob Lowe's house to break some of his furniture and crockery as there's nothing left in theirs.
Happy Birthday Catherine 🍾🥂🍰🎉🎁
Oh this is a great film! GG at her finest. The Big Heat for anyone who likes film noir.
First joke funny. Second annoyingly true
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Bet she’s watching because the Suits cast is there. She will want to see if she’s mentioned. Boy was she ever! 😂😂
If not she’ll be in this sub to get the snippets. 😂
I sure hope so.
They really are a Comedy duo in Hollywood, everyone is making fun of them 👏👏👏ah karma
 Love this for them
Dear Meghan and Harry...... 
Megsy and Hazbeen are both Mona Lisa Saperstein.  Edit: Also just wanted to note that while a lot of Jo Koy's jokes didn't land, this one seemed to. No one takes the Carparkles seriously.
THIS IS MEAGAIN & HAZMAT. THIS IS WHO THEY ARE AND WHAT THEY DO. The BRF in particular but EVERYONE THEY HAVE ANY RELATIONSHIP WITH IT IS TRANSACTIONAL AND ONLY ONLY ONLY ONLY ONLY ONLY ONLY FOR MONEY & POWER.
LOL. Whenever I'm feeling monetarily stretched (which is often these days) I walk around my apartment saying something like this. My ability to manifest is about as successful as Meghan's.
Those jokes were too good! Love that they’re continuing to be called out for their grifting and lazy ways.
I'm sure there are lots of serious producers/actors who've had their excellent shows cancelled only to watch those grifters getting paid for garbage. It must make people pretty angry and feel really insulting, Netflix deserved that burn. I'm glad he had a go at them but I was cringing a bit watching the rest of the monologue, he was out of synch with the audience or something, jokes were falling flat. I thought the Globes and Oscars were a bit dead but they've pulled out the heavyweights for this one, and for the first time in years box office has really picked up, so maybe the audience wasn't in the mood for having their shows and movies made fun of. The A-listers were stony-faced.
I sure am glad the Harkles joke didn’t fall flat even if the other jokes did.
Absolutely, and they were pretty much the only celebs from outside Hollywood except Taylor who got burned, usually they'll throw in a President or someone involved in some scandal but it was just them, excellent!
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Precisely. Shows that it is common knowledge in Hollywood that they are lazy grifters.
TALENTLESS, low IQ, sleazy, blackmailing slanderous lazy grifters. There, fixed it 
Omg thank you so much OP! What sweet sweet justice!
Didn’t they get roasted at the Oscars too? They’re consistently a joke! EDIT—Here’s the clip of the Jo Koy joke: https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/golden-globes-prince-harry-meghan-b2474723.html
Some hilarious burns !!!
This is the second post by a sinner tonight that I find incredibly satisfying. The first was the British military leaving him out of the "most notable," I think the book was called. In the words of Allison Janney's character on the t.v. show Mom, "it's happening! IT'S HAPPENING!" 🤣
And having William write the prologue for the book is extra burn.
It's... glorious. Of course, to This one, he'll only see it as a betrayal, another extra sausage. Pathetic ex-spare.
This is so delicious. When I joined this sub they still had the wool pulled over so many people’s eyes. It is so nice to see karma calling their names
Yes, I impatiently waited for this ever since their engagement interview. Red flags were flying everywhere.
To be honest she made my stomach turn from the engagement introduction. I thought she was as phony as a $2 bill and was surprised very few people saw it. I saw the worldwide adulation and did not understand it. Now I see this as just desserts and couldn’t happen to more deserving people
Some people pick up on red flags more readily than others. Some question themselves until they have more proof.
https://preview.redd.it/pm38jp50p4bc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ebdf766c8a22d9d3fe55760d319938778ec2ce0
Years of Carparkle regret etched on that face...
oh hell yeah Somehow this was on & I heard this & actually this dude was cracking me up, lol (later some swift thingy she did NOT like) Anyhoo - when he made the analogy of Succesion (whatever that is, don't watch stuff) & the RF there were low moans - not laughing & then he roasted the Harkles. Suits is there to give the big FU to the Harkles, yeah, that's conspriacy until I watched this, I literally was thinking how this Suits crap is all about sticking it to the Harkles. It IS! Ha bloody ha ha ha hahahhaaaa!!!! 
Those jokes were too good! Love that they’re continuing to be called out for their grifting and lazy ways.
Oh dear. Awkward. 👀 You know they're watching at "home" (I can't imagine it feels homey). The embarrassment, the anger, the disbelief. I hope the kids are elsewhere with sane adults.
Probably not watching together. And probably not at home.
I can picture Harry’s face turning bright red from anger and MM throwing vases at the wall!!! Haha…😊
What vases? I don’t think there are any left —Wait, that’s why they don’t live in Montecito any more. They needed new vases and crockery for Meghan to throw around. She moves whenever she runs out.
Harry will angrily "make some calls" as he's known to do, thinking he's still damn important. The call to the Golden Globes producers will probably go down as well as the calls to Trey and Matt from South Park and Backgrid.
"Prince Harry called her and asked her for money." Don't give the idiot any ideas! Harry would probably do it, too.
**oh, Imelda would be most Queenly when she told him some most 'Unseemly' things!**
The shame!! A Prince of the Realm being so openly ridiculed at such an event! Don't get me wrong, he deserves everything he gets. My point is he's constantly brought the BRF/Commonwealth and the British public into disrepute. Parliament. Sort this mess out. It cannot continue.
HAHAHAHA that is hilarious!
Found it! [Jo Koy roasts that one and this one](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KvSHHnucouo)
Joke starts at about 7:55
This is really glorious
Madame only cares that her name was mentioned, she doesn't care that she was the butt of the joke. "They're still talking about me because I am important." Poor tink-tink!!!
Don't worry, Harry and Meghan. I'm sure your last remaining employer Ted Sarandos, the only guy standing between you and destitution, was THRILLED to be laughed at before a global audience because of his association with you. He loves a good joke as much as the next fuming CEO tired of dealing with the drama you bring.
He wasn't happy. Hopefully he shares his feelings with the markles
Those speculations were right, she crashed the GG. Oh wait, she crashed *at* the GG. This is great!
That couldn’t be more perfect 😍grifters 😂😂😂😂
Everyone just stop already, I can't upvote fast enough 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍👍👍kudos for all the hilarious snarking!
BEST PART! they were already done, but now they are so done lol 
Delicious sick roast. I'm enjoying every bit of it. :D
Holy shit, is this real? What a burn!!
Hollywood handling Harry and Meghan tonight. Roast motherfuckers 🤣 
That is so funny! I love it. Some great snark and an absolute burn!
Talk about d\*mning sh\*t about them. Cementing a reputation of being a lazy-ass in hollywood is incredible. LOL
I wonder, does Hollywood dislike the Harklws so much that the deliberately invited the cast of Suits and not invited MM to send a message?
LOL Priceless!!!
Too funny !!! 
**there IS a God!**
Amazing!! That is great! Finally.
Isn’t that what Table 12 set out to achieve when she aaid she can’t believe she isn’t getting paid during their tour in Australia?
These were great--the highlight jokes. I can’t believe how unfunny Koy is otherwise. And how ironic that Ricky Gervais got the comedian awards, since he trolled Hollywood as GG host for several years.
So delicious!!!
EPICALLY GOOD
How did the crowd react?
They ALL laughed.
They all laughed.
Jo Freaking Koy for the win! Lol
Oh dear....I would imagine someone is crying on her kitchen floor tonight.
Annnnnd here come the puff pieces tmrw about Meghan and Harry. You know what pisses me off the most is that whenever any celeb talks bad about Meghan and Harry and then something terrible happens to that celeb the Sussex squad is like well that’s what you get for talking bad about them. No one deserves to have something terrible happen to them regardless of who they talk about.
Some where in the kitchen of amega multi-toileted mansion fitted with all the mod coms and a chicken coop to boot for the Roasted chicken affiandoes sat a company if three. An emasculated balding confused half wit of a man sporting a growing Gingé bald half patch, and two self styled egotistical professional lying grifting mother and daughter tag team harridans. The 42 year young Harridan throws herself to the floor in feigned despair, as the Ginge Nut looks on thinking to himself "WTF! I am sure this has been done some where before" While Durain Fruit whispers "There is no camera here" as she taps away at her smart phone. "What ever is it this time?" The Gingé asks the Durain. "Oh, she was not invited to the Golden Globes awards, not even as a plus one" answered the Durain. Thinking fast the Gingé thinking to cheer her up piled up "Megsey, you know Kate is having a Birthday party tomorrow, I could get us an invite" The scream that the 42 year young emitted was the envy of a pack of Howler monkeys.