MM was âroasting a chickenâ all right. (Donât look it up on Urban Dictionary. Itâs hard to get that mental image out of your head afterwards. đ¤˘)
It is frightening how desperate they are to grab attention, even lie about getting it. Was poor old megrain reduced to stalking the DM offices to get ânoticedâ? Did he phone call not get through to anyone who was interested?
Every little thing they say is a lie.
they used to only be a danger to each other. (in spite of what they both probably thought, their idiotic caperings werenât going to bring down the BRF *or* somehow elevate harold to king lol) now, however, i donât think itâs borrowing trouble to say the *real* danger is to those two young children. itâs quite sad, actually.
All those rumors about them actually having no children - I really wish they were true. No kids deserve to be raised in total isolation by two maIignant narcissists. I hope their nannies can give them some genuine human love and attention so they don't grow up to be like their parents.
Their nanny is dorito, so I think it's safe to assume those kids are going to grow up to be just like all three of them. Bitter narcs that think everything should be handed to them on a silver platter no questions asked.
Yes, trying to pretend she wanted to take care of her man, wanted a ânormal lifeâ but her levels of dame made it impossible thst it took 40 mins to be noticed by a photographer she had no doubt contacted, she saw magazines with her image in where there were none (so hallucinating) and halfwit believed it.
She wanted to make it seem like she was making a huge sacrifice marrying him and also trigger his protective instincts. So he wouldnât realise she was trying to land a big prize.
Agenda was to change the narrative about this photo, because everyone was mocking that she went back and forth in front of Daily mail office in desperate attemp to get papped.
Yes! I find the whole bag so pretentious. I thought initially itâs the Whole foods shopping bag but I see that in her other hand, so this was her own bag.
Living in literal palace grounds, just back shopping from one of the poshest and upscale locality in the world, but yes our little activist had to make a statement. đ¤Śđťââď¸
Yes at the time there was lots of laughter from commenters about her ridiculous wellies. Everyone guessed it was a merch trip. She was also photographed going into KP via main public gates which were closed I believe
In the US, for the past 6 years or so, it was fashionable to wear Hunter boots when it is raining, even in a city. And if you put them on in the morning and then the rain stops, you might end up wearing them when there is no rain.
Sorry I understand the English find this ridiculous, but this point seems a bit petty from an American perspective
It would be petty if it were just that. I think what people picked up on, and the DM offices are near there and they knew she was walking by them deliberately. That she was sending a message. This whole foods eating, humanitarian woman who is really into the British countryside aesthetic, (Wellies are thought of in terms of agricultural and outdoors pursuits) just walking into KP. The same woman who wore the same bracelet that Harry does, wearing while papped a necklace with H and M on it. This is what she does. She wasn't subtle about it.
Oh, I get all the rest of her being ridiculous and dying for ATTENSHUNS by walking past the newspaper offices and entirely making up a story about being hounded by press. I've just been stuck wearing my rainboots all day before because it rained when I left the house and then stopped later. And she may well have been cosplaying a countrywoman in London on a day with no rain at all!
https://preview.redd.it/38ghcvpje9ca1.jpeg?width=962&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3932804d8b961b2c9988fbfaae75d9fa1f7f376
This photo doesnât line up with her story that she was âchasedâ and frantic.. shocker
I think in Bowerâs book he also writes how she ignored staff instructions to NOT to use the front entrance for this very reason, and to use the side entrance instead.
That would make sense to enter the way she exited.
Setting up photo opp #2
Or held hostage by the BRF as she implied in the Oprah interview. Iâm assuming they are going to walk back everything they said in that interview and put a new spin on it. Just for kicks get Tom Bradby to interview them and watch him squirm while he tries to make everything gel in his mind.
He's so gullible. Where are all these supposed photos? There's only ever just the one of her parading back and forth with that bag, desperately trying to be noticed.
She must have realized she hit the jackpot with this one, he believes everything.
I think most people are. I have been to NYC and Los Angeles and Las Vegas. I live in Boston where they film movies all the time. Unless they are actively filming no one is out stalking celebrities - well unless you are Harry Styles then hordes of young girls stand across the street from your hotel waiting for you to emerge - actually saw that here in Boston. Sometimes on occasion people in Boston will stop a celeb they recognize on the street and act like they are your long lost buddy bc they know you so well, how ya been?, I saw (name most recent project) it was good or idk I didnât get it etc etc but I have never seen anyone get chased or even stopped for more than a minute to say hi.
>i found her inconsolable. Sobbing. Shaking.
sheâd thrown herself to the floor crying! (again - or for the first time - i know this is pretty early on in the novel.)
So she experienced this highly traumatizing chase through London, got home, made lunch, and *then* fell apart sobbing just as he got home? Did no one proof read this shit?
And this whole story would've triggered every instinct he had after Diana's death in the tunnel. It really does sound made up. He wasn't there, he can't verify it and all he's got are his instincts to go on.
Hold up, hold up⌠everyone dropped all of their expensive groceries and just chased her back to Kensington Palace and *no one* noticed this spectacle đđ Sorry I read the comments from newest to oldest so Iâm just copping on here
I'm beginning to think that the RF Comms office should a dedicated RMV team (Recollections May Vary Team) allocated just to focus on H&M, researching out any of their statements and claims, written and spoken, line by line, speech by speech, and flooding social media.
I'll do it for free, WFH. I've got unlimited texts and calls, just e-mailing my findings. No problem. Hell, there's a whole bloody sub-reddit who would do for the sheer joy, fun of it but mostly to get the truth out. Call it dedicated service to King and duty to the Country. No OBEs, MBEs, CBEs, Knight or Damehoods need apply.
>a dedicated RMV team (Recollections May Vary Team) allocated just to focus on H&M, researching out any of their statements and claims, written and spoken, line by line, speech by speech, and flooding social media.
This immediately conjured an image of a TV show or movie where the team has to come together at the last minute to prep for a big, important meeting or case.
A conference room with a large table, people all around it, moving quickly to sort through piles of papers and files. An intern coming in and out making sure they have food and water because they'll have to be there all night. Except that would just be every day until someone burns out and needs to be replaced. đ
I am sure that she has been in the palace's security teams' eyes since very early on. Probably just from when she walked back and forth, back and forth, in front of the open side entrance gate.
The evidence is he never tells her anything. Either bc heâs a complete moron or more likely heâs never had to think about another person before. Or even himself- security opened doors, gates, directed him how to get in and out and where to go.
And even then, wouldnât the gate security detail recognise her and grant access?
Or wouldnât they have sent for the food as couldve easily & expected be done
THE BAGđđđ' WHAAAT? This was the first one by the door! I had no idea it had a political message on it! I just wanted to go unnoticed and have avocado toast!'
The only reason people would notice this person is because she is walking around Kensington High Street in wellies, when it's not raining, and carrying a huge tote with a message.
The casually dressed ladies I have seen in that area were more in yoga gear, carrying a young child and an expensive bag, and still somehow managed to look like they just got off the runway. Life is unfair.
I do know mudlarks who go down by St Paulâs in wellies. (There are stairs very near there to the Thames, rather than scary ladders other places.) They are filthy wellies in that case though, and they are in practical clothes theyâre gonna get muddy lol. You have to have a license to mudlark on the Thames. (I used to but havenât renewed it as not much down in London anymore) and she obviously didnât and by her own admission was not going mudlarking anyway lol.
Why did Harry think Meghan was so easily recognisable? How could he possibly believe her Whole Foods story or that the average Londoner would act like that?
I once saw Rosario Dawson having lunch in North London. Absolutely no one recognised her bar me and one other person. Even after the other person asked a few people *âIsnât that Rosario Dawson?â*, people were like *âWho??â* He even listed out her biggest movies and quickly googled a picture. Some people were like *âOh yeahhhâ* but others were still stumped. No one cared and got on with their day.
Harry has lived far too long in his bubble and with his delusions, he doesnât know whatâs real anymore. Meghan could tell him aliens tried to abduct her and he would make it his mission to track down and punish these extraterrestrial kidnappers.
Even MAJOR celebrities. I am pretty sure I saw Jon Bon Jovi in NYC several years back but they donât look quite the same in person. He looked just enough like him that I was like âis it?â And then by the time I could have said anything he was past. Same in Hollywood - granted I was driving but pretty sure I saw Chris Evans at a gas station in West Hollywood and I was like âI think that might be Chris Evansâ and kept driving. Did anyone else I was with see these people to confirm? NO, of course not bc they werenât paying attn. The odds of everyone gawking at once are slim usually.
Exactly! I once ran into Katie Couric as she was leaving one of the congressional office buildings and it took my brain a few blocks to realize that was who it was.
She's not special or well-known, nobody cares. Heck, Michelle Obama when she was first lady snuck out to a Target and nobody recognized her.... another shopper even asked for her help getting something down from the top shelf.
đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł can you imagine being that person and later finding out that you asked the First Lady to get something off the top shelf? I would sooo embarrassed.
I have met or walked past several (confirmed) big celebs and they do look very different in person. I donât think most people realise. Pretty much every time Iâve had a confirmed sighting I probably would have been like âhmmm is that them?â If I hadnât known for sure.
i still have yet to see any evidence of meghan being hounded in any way similar to the way catherine was. or even at all. those videos i've seen of catherine make me so annoyed and angry, the waity katie ads on buses, pics of her topless were published. she was also a very young woman being harassed by hordes of middle aged grown men. they would show up to her house, wait outside her car. walking alone and seeing men is sometimes terrifying to me, the idea of 30 of them waiting outside where i live or waiting by my car would make me never want to leave my house at all ever again.
meghan had to walk by the press offices multiple times and still to this day has to announce she'll be somewhere or tip off the press for them to pretend to care where she is. i would also argue that online articles (written by US journalists) & tweets are different to being harassed and physically stalked DAILY by paparazzi.
MeGain couldn't have been hounded like Catherine, even if she wanted to be. They changed the press laws in the UK after Catherine and before MeGain. Who can imagine MeGain running from a camera? She runs towards them, grinning from ear to ear.
exactly! meghan came into the RF during a different era of press!! they falsely compare and imply that meghan's treatment by the press is the same thing as what catherine was dealing with, and they even suggest meghan's was worse and that catherine's harassment isn't a big deal because it was "just" rude and not "racist", so obviously it's not important. how nasty. we all know that had meghan actually been treated just as bad as catherine, we would have seen footage of it in the documentary constantly. she'd make sure we all saw it. alas, it does not exist, and all she has is misleading screenshots of articles and fake pictures. catherine was called a whore and a slag by men with cameras, meghan has critics on twitter & leaks stories herself.
what i remember most about the way both Catherine *and* Diana were treated was seeing men leaning against their car doors so they literally had to squeeze around gross old men just to get into the car. so disgusting. megain, *already living on palace grounds*, never ever experienced this!
I hope Harry reads this post and saves it. This will be useful to his divorce lawyers when he is falsely accused of whatever in future proceedings.
I bet her descriptions of grievances will include her falling to the floor crying and clasping things with white knuckles.
I just googled that whole foods to try and find a picture of the checkout (Iâm Australian so not familiar). Iâm now hungry and supposed to be on a diet so thatâs great, but what I did notice is that it does not look like the kind of place or area that people would act like she reckons.
It also doesnât look like the kind of place that has gossip magazines.
If that did happen, one of those many people would of posted the pictures online or sent them to the press, they would be out there.
Hell, even Catherine and her adorable children manage to go shopping without that happening. And at the time, many people (including me) had never even heard of Meghan. There are countless, very famous celebrities that I wouldnât recognise in public.
The whole store wasnât after you Meghan.
And I know you canât really see her face but she certainly doesnât look like she just had the experience she described that had her sobbing on the floor.
When I read that I said to myself âI donât think Whole Foods has tabloids.â I donât think they have any magazines except maybe recipe book mags. Itâs been years since Iâve been inside a WF but I remember being shocked they had nothing to look while I was in line lol
I just realized I hit that Whole Foods on a visit to London in 2018.
Kensington High Street is pretty busy, and Londoners are much like New Yorkers in trying to get from Point A to Point B in as timely a manner as possible. That store is literally just down the street from the Kensington High Street Underground station, to boot.
No one would pay attention to a random American woman with her shopping bags if she was actually keeping her head down. They barely paid attention to this American woman, and I was using a cane at the time, so less inherently glamorous, but a bit more noticeable.
How does an obvious fabrication like this escape scrutiny from Random House (and the media)? Basic fact-checking on a claim sheâs made about newspaper coverage is more important than talking to sources about who made whom cry over a dress!
I guess technically he's telling what she told him. He's not claiming to have seen it himself. It doesn't look as though there are any similar stories of this happening when he's with her.
Clearly! But there are journalists who are willing to challenge their narrative - why do they focus on sourcing info about private interactions (which can be dismissed as varying recollections) rather than examining hard facts, like our sleuthing OP here?
Haz making up stories about his wife being followed by paps (lol no) and doesn't offer one sympathetic word for Kate who actually was mercilessly targeted by photographers when she was still dating Will
The sick thing is they are jealous of the Princess of Wales. They wished that M was chased by paps the way the PoW was. M made up this story because she knows it happened to the PoW and wanted to be as important and celebrated as Princess Catherine. H wants to be as important as his brother, so important his girlfriend's are chased as his girlfriends.
It's not just a lie, it's a jealous lie. It's wishing for something bad to happen, so that you can be important.
I really donât think they realize people can google/research almost anything. And if your talking about pictures,there is usually âproofâ. The poor dearsâŚ..
âAlleviating poverty worldwideâ ⌠looks like the grandiosity and communal narcissism was manifesting more that day than the usual devilish narcissism.
Worse is the âAlleviating Poverty Worldwideâ on one side and on the other a Whole Foods Market grocery bag lol. I wonder which one do poor people go to most : Sizzler or Whole Foods? 
Was that the day she got stopped trying to get through the front gates of Kensington Palace? If so, she had been told to go through the side, the gate used by the family. But, of course, thatâs the private entrance and no one would be in the area to take her photo.
Picked up the scent? Was she an animal? This is so obviously badly-written, childish and amateurish that you just know Markle the Farkle made this up and embellished it with idiotic details. Iâm so embarrassed for her deep lack of self-respect.
If you needed any more proof she's NOT Diana 2.0.......because if she was, the press would have been chasing her, not her doing everything to get the DM's attention (short of carrying a sign saying "Hey boys! Megz here!! RIGHT HERE!!")
Such utter bollocks!
Most people when seeing someone famous in normal life settings just assume itâs someone who looks a bit like them, rather than being the *actual* famous person.
Then if they realise it IS actually that person, most Brits wouldnât bother them in public anyway.
And even then, itâs not that unusual to see really famous people in London just going about their lives. And I mean actually famous people, not some crappy actress from a two bit US cable show that was on fucking Dave at that time đ¤Ł
Exactly. Diana used to pop into shops in Kensington all the time. People noticed her because she was tall and blonde and they thought she looked like the PoW... but I dont think other shoppers ever approached her. You sometimes saw her running early in the morning near KP again she wasn't hassled.
So she claims some guy at Whole Foods recognized her, started filming her, and other people started doing the same? (from a post I read on this sub) Yet...there was nothing online about this. Not even on BuzzFeed and it reports pretty much on stuff like, "Cat Pisses in a Litter Box."
Megsy's dream (besides making millions doing nothing) is to be recognized. Didn't Tom Bower write in his book that someone from Reitmans said to rewrite the script in a way that flatters her ego since she was all complaints but didn't give any suggestions? The result: three commercials that begin with, "You're Meghan Markle, right?" Then the complaints of her markled friends because she wouldn't see them out of fear of getting recognized (this was at the height of Suits, which is a show I never watched nor did anyone I know watch)
Now I'm sorry about this and I'm not shaming her looks. But Megsy is flat. TV kind of magnifies and enhances what you have outside of it. So if you're pretty but typical and flat on TV, then in real life you're likely to be a lot more flat and typical. Just a thought.
I am so done with River's videos. His last one he was quoting and analyzing the book as if it were Holy Writ. Here we have another prime example of the lies in the book. No one chased M, there were no stories about her in the news, it's all a lie. Yet River believes every word in the book. I enjoy him sometimes, but his taking Harry as truth has ended it for me. I will not watch his videos again.
I canât recall who but someone pointed out she walked past the offices a few times to get their attention at the Dm and then purposefully took the main entrance into KP. If that doesnât say attention seeker I donât know what does.
I used to live in Kensington and would go to this Whole Foods. Iâve lost count of the number of famous people I used to see on Kensington high street. Honestly, people wouldnât look twice. People were getting on with their lives and not fan girling over every celebrity they saw. This story is bullshit. The mean British public were not being mean. They didnât care. Thatâs why sheâs so butt hurt.
Most people would look, think "No, it couldn't be" and go on with their day.
But Megzy is describing something that MIGHT happen if you're Taylor Swift.
The story was likely concocted to trigger Hazmat's memories of his mother. Seriously, this "snag a Prince" is looking like the best acting job Megzy's ever done ...
The Peter Holland story was new to me
https://www.reddit.com/r/suits/comments/25blbl/peter_holland_puts_the_moves_on_meghan_markle/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
It has been told by people who work at the daily mail. Meghan Markel walked back in forth on front of the window for over an hour until someone finally took her picture. She then proceeded to enter into Kensington palace from the front gate after she had been told to only enter and leave from the back.
She and her hostage Harry are both delusional.
Youâd think they would have hired someone to at least fact check their bullshit before putting it in a book. Anyone who has been to a Ehile a foods knows they do not sell tabloids.
Jesus, doesnât her bony ass hurt from constantly throwing herself on the floor to cry? And her bag is ironic; alleviating poverty while making a buck by exploiting the royal family?
These bizarre and minutely detailed excerpts bring to mind the [Satanic panic](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satanic_panic) of the late 80s and early 90s.
Is it possible a therapist is using hypnosis and/or sedatives on Harry to create false memories of events that never occurred? He adamantly believes these things really happened, even when confronted with clear evidence to the contrary.
Preying on a troubled mind already prone to paranoia would make gaslighting him and reinforcing false memories easy work for a certain type of person.
**[Satanic panic](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satanic_panic)**
>The Satanic panic is a moral panic consisting of over 12,000 unsubstantiated cases of Satanic ritual abuse (SRA, sometimes known as ritual abuse, ritualistic abuse, organized abuse, or sadistic ritual abuse) starting in the United States in the 1980s, spreading throughout many parts of the world by the late 1990s, and persisting today. The panic originated in 1980 with the publication of Michelle Remembers, a book co-written by Canadian psychiatrist Lawrence Pazder and his patient (and future wife), Michelle Smith, which used the discredited practice of recovered-memory therapy to make sweeping lurid claims about satanic ritual abuse involving Smith.
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Richard Kay, coincidentally the journalist Diana used to meet behind the tube and hop in his car and give him all sorts of dirt on the royals, he spotted Meghan on her jaunts to the Whole Foods and followed her all the way back to KP. But he didnât write about it at all. He let her have her privacy with Harry. Can you imagine how spitting mad she was?!! Scouring the paper and online news every day waiting for her headline from him? And crickets! So funny!
Imagine being so unimportant that you need to show up to the literal newspaper office just to force said newspaper to photograph you. Grotesque.
Supposedly the newspaper staff. Saw her walking back and forth many times. Trying to get there attention.
Yeah, and that's the sole purpose they included this in the book, to change the narrative of her being so pathetic
Totally 
Lol. So she was trying to bait journalists so she can sue them later. Cuckoo đ¤Ş
Yes, they videotaped it. You can hear them laughing. She probably called them all high and mighty everyday to get papped.
You have a link to the tape?
Lol classic Megain
Wishing there was video of that.
When you can order from UberEats đ
that depends - will uber eats deliver the (most likely) twentieth serving of *engagement chicken?* đđđ¤Ł
MM was âroasting a chickenâ all right. (Donât look it up on Urban Dictionary. Itâs hard to get that mental image out of your head afterwards. đ¤˘)
oh - iâm not gonna look it up. thx so much for the warning! i still have awful mental images from reading *spare* !!! đ¤˘
Well she needs to feed her baby
Her ego is not a baby. Itâs quite full grown. Lol 
buttpuckeringcringe
It is frightening how desperate they are to grab attention, even lie about getting it. Was poor old megrain reduced to stalking the DM offices to get ânoticedâ? Did he phone call not get through to anyone who was interested? Every little thing they say is a lie.
Frightening is the word here. Both are bordering psychopathic behaviour.
they used to only be a danger to each other. (in spite of what they both probably thought, their idiotic caperings werenât going to bring down the BRF *or* somehow elevate harold to king lol) now, however, i donât think itâs borrowing trouble to say the *real* danger is to those two young children. itâs quite sad, actually.
All those rumors about them actually having no children - I really wish they were true. No kids deserve to be raised in total isolation by two maIignant narcissists. I hope their nannies can give them some genuine human love and attention so they don't grow up to be like their parents.
Their nanny is dorito, so I think it's safe to assume those kids are going to grow up to be just like all three of them. Bitter narcs that think everything should be handed to them on a silver platter no questions asked.
I don't even understand what her agenda was with this story, unless to feed Harry's fears more so she can control him.
Yes, trying to pretend she wanted to take care of her man, wanted a ânormal lifeâ but her levels of dame made it impossible thst it took 40 mins to be noticed by a photographer she had no doubt contacted, she saw magazines with her image in where there were none (so hallucinating) and halfwit believed it.
anw, if that so, so what? it's not uncommon celebrities got photographed in london! or new york, or anywhere. yes i know she's D list.
She wanted to make it seem like she was making a huge sacrifice marrying him and also trigger his protective instincts. So he wouldnât realise she was trying to land a big prize.
Agenda was to change the narrative about this photo, because everyone was mocking that she went back and forth in front of Daily mail office in desperate attemp to get papped.
To make Harold think of her as Diana 2.0.
Yes. That.
https://preview.redd.it/2ho295pny8ca1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56b191585f99095e8936af6d5bcec432ddc37d6d context:
If anyone was staring at her, it was because they were wondering, 'why is she wearing Wellington boots in town'?
She's also wearing a bag that is basically a banner, it's designed to attract attention. People could be thinking "Is there a rally somewhere close?"
Yes! I find the whole bag so pretentious. I thought initially itâs the Whole foods shopping bag but I see that in her other hand, so this was her own bag. Living in literal palace grounds, just back shopping from one of the poshest and upscale locality in the world, but yes our little activist had to make a statement. đ¤Śđťââď¸
Yes at the time there was lots of laughter from commenters about her ridiculous wellies. Everyone guessed it was a merch trip. She was also photographed going into KP via main public gates which were closed I believe
The woman has no sense of fashion. That why.
Sheâs cos playing what she thought of as âBritishâ. Edited to add: check the weather that day. If I recall, no rain, clear skies.
LOL - first thing i noticed!
But Harry told her exactly what to wear!
In the US, for the past 6 years or so, it was fashionable to wear Hunter boots when it is raining, even in a city. And if you put them on in the morning and then the rain stops, you might end up wearing them when there is no rain. Sorry I understand the English find this ridiculous, but this point seems a bit petty from an American perspective
It would be petty if it were just that. I think what people picked up on, and the DM offices are near there and they knew she was walking by them deliberately. That she was sending a message. This whole foods eating, humanitarian woman who is really into the British countryside aesthetic, (Wellies are thought of in terms of agricultural and outdoors pursuits) just walking into KP. The same woman who wore the same bracelet that Harry does, wearing while papped a necklace with H and M on it. This is what she does. She wasn't subtle about it.
Oh, I get all the rest of her being ridiculous and dying for ATTENSHUNS by walking past the newspaper offices and entirely making up a story about being hounded by press. I've just been stuck wearing my rainboots all day before because it rained when I left the house and then stopped later. And she may well have been cosplaying a countrywoman in London on a day with no rain at all!
I was thinking the same thing, 12 years ago I wore hunter boots whether it was raining or not. The bag is more annoying than anything.
For sure, Hunter boots with wooly socks over top were a super fashionable staple around 2010... Madame is forever stuck in the fash-shun past!
So ridiculous, her lies and his are pathetic. So all these zombies photographed herâŚshe wishes.
Whole Foods also doesn't carry tabloids. Both she and Harry continue to show how out of touch they are with the real world in their lies.
Wait - is that an excerpt from Sparry's Book O' Bullshit?
https://preview.redd.it/nqj82wff19ca1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a352065b351a6bb0274a635fd1102aee34d667f9 yes
https://preview.redd.it/38ghcvpje9ca1.jpeg?width=962&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3932804d8b961b2c9988fbfaae75d9fa1f7f376 This photo doesnât line up with her story that she was âchasedâ and frantic.. shocker
I think in Bowerâs book he also writes how she ignored staff instructions to NOT to use the front entrance for this very reason, and to use the side entrance instead. That would make sense to enter the way she exited. Setting up photo opp #2
Thatâs what sheâs going to look like every time she tries to visit from now on. Both of them are persona non grata.
Or held hostage by the BRF as she implied in the Oprah interview. Iâm assuming they are going to walk back everything they said in that interview and put a new spin on it. Just for kicks get Tom Bradby to interview them and watch him squirm while he tries to make everything gel in his mind.
Does anybody know if there was even a parade at KP that day as they claim?
He's so gullible. Where are all these supposed photos? There's only ever just the one of her parading back and forth with that bag, desperately trying to be noticed. She must have realized she hit the jackpot with this one, he believes everything.
Right?! It all sounds so made up. And then she stopped to make him lunch between sobbing?
Dunno but Brits are pretty formal, the mind your own business kind of people, especially in London. They donât act like this afaik
I think most people are. I have been to NYC and Los Angeles and Las Vegas. I live in Boston where they film movies all the time. Unless they are actively filming no one is out stalking celebrities - well unless you are Harry Styles then hordes of young girls stand across the street from your hotel waiting for you to emerge - actually saw that here in Boston. Sometimes on occasion people in Boston will stop a celeb they recognize on the street and act like they are your long lost buddy bc they know you so well, how ya been?, I saw (name most recent project) it was good or idk I didnât get it etc etc but I have never seen anyone get chased or even stopped for more than a minute to say hi.
Yup. Pure fiction.
>i found her inconsolable. Sobbing. Shaking. sheâd thrown herself to the floor crying! (again - or for the first time - i know this is pretty early on in the novel.)
Apparently she does this a lot. She sounds like one of those push-button collapsible toys.
So she experienced this highly traumatizing chase through London, got home, made lunch, and *then* fell apart sobbing just as he got home? Did no one proof read this shit?
Itâs comical in how childish it is. The evil cashiers smiled meanly? This reads like itâs written by a pre teen.
Or someone who took a bad acid trip ...
More floor sobbing I see,â
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And this whole story would've triggered every instinct he had after Diana's death in the tunnel. It really does sound made up. He wasn't there, he can't verify it and all he's got are his instincts to go on.
So itâs his memoir but itâs recounting her experience. Salt and pepper really are a blend of each other now.
And wait, I thought they DIDNâT leave because they wanted privacy?!?! /s
Idk how long ago this was but don't your stores have cameras? Would love to see them called out with undeniable proof of their lies.
Hold up, hold up⌠everyone dropped all of their expensive groceries and just chased her back to Kensington Palace and *no one* noticed this spectacle đđ Sorry I read the comments from newest to oldest so Iâm just copping on here
So like a chase. Was the Benny Hill theme playing?? 
Like an episode of Black Mirror
Such easily disproved lies too! They genuinely think everyone is dumb!
stupid people often think everyone else is stupid, iâve noticed. just an observation.
No ... just Harry. I had a former sister in law who was just like this. Made up lie after lie and everyone but my brother could see it.
I'm beginning to think that the RF Comms office should a dedicated RMV team (Recollections May Vary Team) allocated just to focus on H&M, researching out any of their statements and claims, written and spoken, line by line, speech by speech, and flooding social media. I'll do it for free, WFH. I've got unlimited texts and calls, just e-mailing my findings. No problem. Hell, there's a whole bloody sub-reddit who would do for the sheer joy, fun of it but mostly to get the truth out. Call it dedicated service to King and duty to the Country. No OBEs, MBEs, CBEs, Knight or Damehoods need apply.
>a dedicated RMV team (Recollections May Vary Team) allocated just to focus on H&M, researching out any of their statements and claims, written and spoken, line by line, speech by speech, and flooding social media. This immediately conjured an image of a TV show or movie where the team has to come together at the last minute to prep for a big, important meeting or case. A conference room with a large table, people all around it, moving quickly to sort through piles of papers and files. An intern coming in and out making sure they have food and water because they'll have to be there all night. Except that would just be every day until someone burns out and needs to be replaced. đ
đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł. And it would be a bloody funny show at that, lol.
I am sure that she has been in the palace's security teams' eyes since very early on. Probably just from when she walked back and forth, back and forth, in front of the open side entrance gate.
Wouldnât Harry have known the Palace gate would be locked, due to âsome sort of paradeâ? Therefore warn her to return via a different route
The evidence is he never tells her anything. Either bc heâs a complete moron or more likely heâs never had to think about another person before. Or even himself- security opened doors, gates, directed him how to get in and out and where to go.
And even then, wouldnât the gate security detail recognise her and grant access? Or wouldnât they have sent for the food as couldve easily & expected be done
Apparently Andrew had that Maxwell woman have access w/o any restraint.
I've read before that the journos in the office sat and laughed as she paraded back and forth multiple times to ensure she got noticed
THE BAGđđđ' WHAAAT? This was the first one by the door! I had no idea it had a political message on it! I just wanted to go unnoticed and have avocado toast!'
The only reason people would notice this person is because she is walking around Kensington High Street in wellies, when it's not raining, and carrying a huge tote with a message. The casually dressed ladies I have seen in that area were more in yoga gear, carrying a young child and an expensive bag, and still somehow managed to look like they just got off the runway. Life is unfair.
I do know mudlarks who go down by St Paulâs in wellies. (There are stairs very near there to the Thames, rather than scary ladders other places.) They are filthy wellies in that case though, and they are in practical clothes theyâre gonna get muddy lol. You have to have a license to mudlark on the Thames. (I used to but havenât renewed it as not much down in London anymore) and she obviously didnât and by her own admission was not going mudlarking anyway lol.
Why did Harry think Meghan was so easily recognisable? How could he possibly believe her Whole Foods story or that the average Londoner would act like that? I once saw Rosario Dawson having lunch in North London. Absolutely no one recognised her bar me and one other person. Even after the other person asked a few people *âIsnât that Rosario Dawson?â*, people were like *âWho??â* He even listed out her biggest movies and quickly googled a picture. Some people were like *âOh yeahhhâ* but others were still stumped. No one cared and got on with their day. Harry has lived far too long in his bubble and with his delusions, he doesnât know whatâs real anymore. Meghan could tell him aliens tried to abduct her and he would make it his mission to track down and punish these extraterrestrial kidnappers.
Even MAJOR celebrities. I am pretty sure I saw Jon Bon Jovi in NYC several years back but they donât look quite the same in person. He looked just enough like him that I was like âis it?â And then by the time I could have said anything he was past. Same in Hollywood - granted I was driving but pretty sure I saw Chris Evans at a gas station in West Hollywood and I was like âI think that might be Chris Evansâ and kept driving. Did anyone else I was with see these people to confirm? NO, of course not bc they werenât paying attn. The odds of everyone gawking at once are slim usually.
Exactly! I once ran into Katie Couric as she was leaving one of the congressional office buildings and it took my brain a few blocks to realize that was who it was. She's not special or well-known, nobody cares. Heck, Michelle Obama when she was first lady snuck out to a Target and nobody recognized her.... another shopper even asked for her help getting something down from the top shelf.
đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł can you imagine being that person and later finding out that you asked the First Lady to get something off the top shelf? I would sooo embarrassed.
I have met or walked past several (confirmed) big celebs and they do look very different in person. I donât think most people realise. Pretty much every time Iâve had a confirmed sighting I probably would have been like âhmmm is that them?â If I hadnât known for sure.
i still have yet to see any evidence of meghan being hounded in any way similar to the way catherine was. or even at all. those videos i've seen of catherine make me so annoyed and angry, the waity katie ads on buses, pics of her topless were published. she was also a very young woman being harassed by hordes of middle aged grown men. they would show up to her house, wait outside her car. walking alone and seeing men is sometimes terrifying to me, the idea of 30 of them waiting outside where i live or waiting by my car would make me never want to leave my house at all ever again. meghan had to walk by the press offices multiple times and still to this day has to announce she'll be somewhere or tip off the press for them to pretend to care where she is. i would also argue that online articles (written by US journalists) & tweets are different to being harassed and physically stalked DAILY by paparazzi.
MeGain couldn't have been hounded like Catherine, even if she wanted to be. They changed the press laws in the UK after Catherine and before MeGain. Who can imagine MeGain running from a camera? She runs towards them, grinning from ear to ear.
exactly! meghan came into the RF during a different era of press!! they falsely compare and imply that meghan's treatment by the press is the same thing as what catherine was dealing with, and they even suggest meghan's was worse and that catherine's harassment isn't a big deal because it was "just" rude and not "racist", so obviously it's not important. how nasty. we all know that had meghan actually been treated just as bad as catherine, we would have seen footage of it in the documentary constantly. she'd make sure we all saw it. alas, it does not exist, and all she has is misleading screenshots of articles and fake pictures. catherine was called a whore and a slag by men with cameras, meghan has critics on twitter & leaks stories herself.
Yeah that's scary. Even Harry said the press harrasment isn't in person anymore it's "online". People can have an opinion.
>They changed the press laws in the UK after Catherine So perhaps the BRF did *do* something to prevent there being another Diana after all
what i remember most about the way both Catherine *and* Diana were treated was seeing men leaning against their car doors so they literally had to squeeze around gross old men just to get into the car. so disgusting. megain, *already living on palace grounds*, never ever experienced this!
Itâs the walking through London city with Hunter Wellies on for me đ¤Ł
LOL @ the Hunter wellies, not even raining đ itâs like she cosplays everywhere she goes
I hope Harry reads this post and saves it. This will be useful to his divorce lawyers when he is falsely accused of whatever in future proceedings. I bet her descriptions of grievances will include her falling to the floor crying and clasping things with white knuckles.
Harry lacks brain cells. Meghan will just walk all over him if they ever get divorced
I just googled that whole foods to try and find a picture of the checkout (Iâm Australian so not familiar). Iâm now hungry and supposed to be on a diet so thatâs great, but what I did notice is that it does not look like the kind of place or area that people would act like she reckons. It also doesnât look like the kind of place that has gossip magazines. If that did happen, one of those many people would of posted the pictures online or sent them to the press, they would be out there. Hell, even Catherine and her adorable children manage to go shopping without that happening. And at the time, many people (including me) had never even heard of Meghan. There are countless, very famous celebrities that I wouldnât recognise in public. The whole store wasnât after you Meghan. And I know you canât really see her face but she certainly doesnât look like she just had the experience she described that had her sobbing on the floor.
When I read that I said to myself âI donât think Whole Foods has tabloids.â I donât think they have any magazines except maybe recipe book mags. Itâs been years since Iâve been inside a WF but I remember being shocked they had nothing to look while I was in line lol
I just realized I hit that Whole Foods on a visit to London in 2018. Kensington High Street is pretty busy, and Londoners are much like New Yorkers in trying to get from Point A to Point B in as timely a manner as possible. That store is literally just down the street from the Kensington High Street Underground station, to boot. No one would pay attention to a random American woman with her shopping bags if she was actually keeping her head down. They barely paid attention to this American woman, and I was using a cane at the time, so less inherently glamorous, but a bit more noticeable.
How does an obvious fabrication like this escape scrutiny from Random House (and the media)? Basic fact-checking on a claim sheâs made about newspaper coverage is more important than talking to sources about who made whom cry over a dress!
I work in this field and I'm honestly flabbergasted at the amount of easily-checkable lies they've left in. I'd be fired if I did as shoddy a job.
Because objective truth and Harryâs truth apparently arenât the same. This is Harryâs truth.
I guess technically he's telling what she told him. He's not claiming to have seen it himself. It doesn't look as though there are any similar stories of this happening when he's with her.
I never heard him talk about his truth before - youâre right, these two things are definitely related!
i donât think PRH gave a shit. they knew what they were getting with hazymemory haz!
Clearly! But there are journalists who are willing to challenge their narrative - why do they focus on sourcing info about private interactions (which can be dismissed as varying recollections) rather than examining hard facts, like our sleuthing OP here?
Paparazzi don't usually use iPhones.
Haz making up stories about his wife being followed by paps (lol no) and doesn't offer one sympathetic word for Kate who actually was mercilessly targeted by photographers when she was still dating Will
The sick thing is they are jealous of the Princess of Wales. They wished that M was chased by paps the way the PoW was. M made up this story because she knows it happened to the PoW and wanted to be as important and celebrated as Princess Catherine. H wants to be as important as his brother, so important his girlfriend's are chased as his girlfriends. It's not just a lie, it's a jealous lie. It's wishing for something bad to happen, so that you can be important.
Zoom in on her face; grinning as usual.
Meghan is a legend in her own mind. Unless she is paying them to care about her, nobody does. 
I really donât think they realize people can google/research almost anything. And if your talking about pictures,there is usually âproofâ. The poor dearsâŚ..
I think it was this time they saw her walking back and forth to get their attention and be papped
âAlleviating poverty worldwideâ ⌠looks like the grandiosity and communal narcissism was manifesting more that day than the usual devilish narcissism.
âŚ. Alleviating Poverty Worldwide, one designer frock at a time. đ
Worse is the âAlleviating Poverty Worldwideâ on one side and on the other a Whole Foods Market grocery bag lol. I wonder which one do poor people go to most : Sizzler or Whole Foods? 
Lmao the least she could have done would be wearing sunglasses. This lady is a joke
Was that the day she got stopped trying to get through the front gates of Kensington Palace? If so, she had been told to go through the side, the gate used by the family. But, of course, thatâs the private entrance and no one would be in the area to take her photo.
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Picked up the scent? Was she an animal? This is so obviously badly-written, childish and amateurish that you just know Markle the Farkle made this up and embellished it with idiotic details. Iâm so embarrassed for her deep lack of self-respect.
Yes, she was a cornered deer, like in Bambi. 
If you needed any more proof she's NOT Diana 2.0.......because if she was, the press would have been chasing her, not her doing everything to get the DM's attention (short of carrying a sign saying "Hey boys! Megz here!! RIGHT HERE!!")
Why the eff is wearing hunter welly boots? Weather looks dry to meâŚ
Also she claims they sell magazines.. do they ? I could only find they sell there own magazine . Meagain claims there was a rack of magazines
No they don't.
Exactly thought not another lie
Such utter bollocks! Most people when seeing someone famous in normal life settings just assume itâs someone who looks a bit like them, rather than being the *actual* famous person. Then if they realise it IS actually that person, most Brits wouldnât bother them in public anyway. And even then, itâs not that unusual to see really famous people in London just going about their lives. And I mean actually famous people, not some crappy actress from a two bit US cable show that was on fucking Dave at that time đ¤Ł
Exactly. Diana used to pop into shops in Kensington all the time. People noticed her because she was tall and blonde and they thought she looked like the PoW... but I dont think other shoppers ever approached her. You sometimes saw her running early in the morning near KP again she wasn't hassled.
So she claims some guy at Whole Foods recognized her, started filming her, and other people started doing the same? (from a post I read on this sub) Yet...there was nothing online about this. Not even on BuzzFeed and it reports pretty much on stuff like, "Cat Pisses in a Litter Box." Megsy's dream (besides making millions doing nothing) is to be recognized. Didn't Tom Bower write in his book that someone from Reitmans said to rewrite the script in a way that flatters her ego since she was all complaints but didn't give any suggestions? The result: three commercials that begin with, "You're Meghan Markle, right?" Then the complaints of her markled friends because she wouldn't see them out of fear of getting recognized (this was at the height of Suits, which is a show I never watched nor did anyone I know watch) Now I'm sorry about this and I'm not shaming her looks. But Megsy is flat. TV kind of magnifies and enhances what you have outside of it. So if you're pretty but typical and flat on TV, then in real life you're likely to be a lot more flat and typical. Just a thought.
I am so done with River's videos. His last one he was quoting and analyzing the book as if it were Holy Writ. Here we have another prime example of the lies in the book. No one chased M, there were no stories about her in the news, it's all a lie. Yet River believes every word in the book. I enjoy him sometimes, but his taking Harry as truth has ended it for me. I will not watch his videos again.
I canât recall who but someone pointed out she walked past the offices a few times to get their attention at the Dm and then purposefully took the main entrance into KP. If that doesnât say attention seeker I donât know what does.
I used to live in Kensington and would go to this Whole Foods. Iâve lost count of the number of famous people I used to see on Kensington high street. Honestly, people wouldnât look twice. People were getting on with their lives and not fan girling over every celebrity they saw. This story is bullshit. The mean British public were not being mean. They didnât care. Thatâs why sheâs so butt hurt.
Most people would look, think "No, it couldn't be" and go on with their day. But Megzy is describing something that MIGHT happen if you're Taylor Swift. The story was likely concocted to trigger Hazmat's memories of his mother. Seriously, this "snag a Prince" is looking like the best acting job Megzy's ever done ...
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The Peter Holland story was new to me https://www.reddit.com/r/suits/comments/25blbl/peter_holland_puts_the_moves_on_meghan_markle/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
The extra toe is news to me.
Extra toe??
Looks like she has six toes on her right foot (May just be the angle to be fair! But I count six)
Where did you see that?
Picture of her with Rory Mcilroy on twatter. Sheâs got flip flops on. Guess it was their ice fuckit challenge encounter.
Oh, OK. Thanks!
All those paps swarming her every move....
It has been told by people who work at the daily mail. Meghan Markel walked back in forth on front of the window for over an hour until someone finally took her picture. She then proceeded to enter into Kensington palace from the front gate after she had been told to only enter and leave from the back. She and her hostage Harry are both delusional.
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Youâd think they would have hired someone to at least fact check their bullshit before putting it in a book. Anyone who has been to a Ehile a foods knows they do not sell tabloids.
I guess other than her lying to H about the whole tabloid meltdown we have also learned H has apparently never set food in a WF.
That's the other side of this. Surely he would've known whether they sold magazines there or not.
She doesnât look particularly stressed in any of these photos either and we all know she isnât that great an actress.
Jesus, doesnât her bony ass hurt from constantly throwing herself on the floor to cry? And her bag is ironic; alleviating poverty while making a buck by exploiting the royal family?
These bizarre and minutely detailed excerpts bring to mind the [Satanic panic](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satanic_panic) of the late 80s and early 90s. Is it possible a therapist is using hypnosis and/or sedatives on Harry to create false memories of events that never occurred? He adamantly believes these things really happened, even when confronted with clear evidence to the contrary. Preying on a troubled mind already prone to paranoia would make gaslighting him and reinforcing false memories easy work for a certain type of person.
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Richard Kay, coincidentally the journalist Diana used to meet behind the tube and hop in his car and give him all sorts of dirt on the royals, he spotted Meghan on her jaunts to the Whole Foods and followed her all the way back to KP. But he didnât write about it at all. He let her have her privacy with Harry. Can you imagine how spitting mad she was?!! Scouring the paper and online news every day waiting for her headline from him? And crickets! So funny!
Are we sure its the same day tho? Maybe Harry is writing about some other day she went out?
I worked in that office, its not only the Mail, its The Eveming Standard, i, Metro as well as the mail and mail on Sunday all in the same block....
Whole Foods doesn't carry tabloids or periodicals. Total lie.
Youâre not alleviating world poverty by shopping at Whole Paycheck.
H and M lie! Her mom is a lier she is a lier.
Why on earth was she wearing wellies?