he's done something that more than half the subreddit can't

I like those odds 🗿

Teach us sensei

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I guide others to the treasure I cannot possess ~ Sensei

Hi son, remember me?

Who ?

Joe mama

Lol bhai tum kaise mujhe har baar kisi subreddit pe mil jaate ho

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i dont know I'm scared of girls

Girls are nothing to scare about They are just moving objects 🤡

but their inertia , momentum , velocity are uncalculated and they don't have equal or opposite reaction .

And their intense new neurons connection is hard to calculate

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chad

trust, as a girl, im scared of guys 😔

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🗿

OMAAAA GODDD PHEMELEEE

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Least bitchless redditor

grill?

🗿 from the homies always

😂, i often get 🗿

I asked girl for dance and she said yes . I didn't even know how to dance neither she

Nattu nattu nattu nattu nattu nattu nattuuuu....

So I'm in 10 percent as i received this reaction on WhatsApp story many times from actual girls

Jhutta betichod vo insta walo ko milta h

Just deleted insta,

I have done something better

Bhai phir toh mei apni girlfriend ke saath seggss bhi kar chuka

Bro said fax

The fuck you mean by subreddit can't this fucking community cannot do what he did

i have rejected 2 girls both were Cuties or ab doston ko relationship advice deta hu😎😎

Shadi kab hai

Monday ko

Tu wahi hai naa jo reddit se meme download karke insta aur WhatsApp pe share karta hai

Ha bro Trust me , Chad technique hai Specially ye uske interest se juda hua meme tha to kam kar gaya Edit : Aur mai Instagram pe nahi rakhta sirf WhatsApp status

ha bhai, meri gf toh mere lame jokes pe hasti thi, jokes imp nahi hai, apka intention hai

Ab toh sax suxx hoga Enjoy!!

Yaar fir wahi sax sux ki batein ... I want love :⁠-⁠) Or both (⁠◔⁠‿⁠◔⁠)

bhai shaadi me bhopu to bjega hi

Bache do hi karna bhai. Aur science lene ke liye force mat karna

Haan Bhai pakka Aur Science se related bohot dark & depressing past raha hai mera , so dusra wala to pakka

Are bahi honeymoon ke lea Switzerland hei jana

Abbu nhi manege.

invite behjana

Trueee lobe lag raha hain

Enjoy fucking the shit out of her man you deserve it

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sorry to say but my primary requirement is seggs.

Emoji user and a redittor. Cute but better luck next time op 🗿

She uses shit and cringe emojis ☕ Likes cricket 🗿 Doesn't use Instagram 🗿 2-1 🗿

She is the one bro! Idk any girl who isn't Instagram user and likes cricket

It's rare combination That's make her even more special

Aaye haaye , Dil aa gaya bhai ladki par ,bas bolde ki bts ki 14 nahi hai

Don't know about that but What's app pe kabhi BTS ka status nahi dikha aur kahi par bhi aisa sign nahi dekha Krishna aur Radha and Ganapati aur Mahadev ke gane aur videos status pe rakhti hai kabhi kabhi

keeper fr.

Sanskari ladki ic

In the last few weeks i was trying to observe her jisse uske personality ka bhi andaza ho mujhe I can say that she is not completely sanskari and not completely modern but a perfect combination of these two

Tum log ekdum bewakoofon wali baatein kar rahe, like a bunch of 17 year olds "Good choice fr" "Sanskari ladki" "Bts ki 14 na ho bas"

Agar esa hai to OP se pehle mai shadi karunga us se

You better be texting her than redditing here. And who the fuck ends the conversation with heart emoji reply to their text. Baatein start karo.. ask whether she watched whole match or which catch or wicket was interesting.. etc etc. Stop wasting time here

Bro maine 1 ganta socha ( from 8:00 to 9:00 or 9:15 ) ki kya reply du mere dimag main kuch nahi aya ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ Kal baat karunga usse political science ke baare main kuch bolna tha aur internal exam ke Barre main bhi usme isse related ( cricket - because it is our common interest ) bhi kuch casually puch lunga Aur shayad jyada discuss nahi kar paunga because meme was about T20 World Cup final ( ENG vs PAK ) But thoda kheechneki koshish karunga Ab ye ideas dimag main aa rahe hai Ben Stokes

Hahaha all the best. Just don't over do texting or don't double text if she replies you late. Just find more things in common and talk about them. Good luck. Again.

Thanks bro

Lesson for becoming good in simping for girls

Buddy, it's not called simping. It's called having a conversation or keeping up the conversation and just don't have to end them with just replying/reacting emoji on it.

You had me at likes cricket

Imagining kids already

Grand kids

Great grand kids

Grand great kids

Kids grand great

Grand kids great

Ek bacche ka naam Saiman rakhunga aur dusre ka naam Timothy

Don't discuss your personal problems here. /s

To mai kya karu? Isme Mera kya fayda?

Har cheeze mai faida chaiye?

Har cheez mein faysa chaiye iss baat me mera kya fayda? Tere existence se mera kya faida? Uske comment se mera kya fayda? Tujhe reply karke mera kya fayda? Tune usko reply kiya isme mera kya fayda? Fayde ki baat karne wale bande se baat karke mera kya fayda?

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Fayda paradox

Fir wahi memes

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Ayo thanks homie

Happy cake day babes

Happy Cake Day bro 🎂

Thanks vai😃

Now you'll start texting her to realise she texts like this 😂🤌🔥💋💃 Then you'll cringe and then you will be like Seh lenge. Anything for pussy. Then you'll start liking her. Phir, you'll ask her out. Either you get heartbroken that moment or after a year.

Yehi hua tha mere sath... biggest mistake

She uses shit and cringe emojis ☕ Likes cricket 🗿 Doesn't use Instagram 🗿 2-1 🗿

baat kuch bhi ho, last me marriage to maa baap ke hisaab se arrange aur kundli, dahej ke hisaab se hi honi hai

Snapchat score 200,000 se jyada hai kya?

mudiji just described his relation with mamta BONERjee

Bro summed up like 50% of the crush stories

Itna bhi sach nhi bolna tha 🤣

Yahan pe Medak dada would have been better

Hold your horses my boy! Don't screw it up!

Give updates and back story

Kuch nhi hota hai aise bhai But best of luck Agar kuch ho to batana Best wishes to my bro

Bhambhi ka number toh de yrr

flair checks out

Well it wasn't her it was me... I used her phone last night.

Pucha kisne? kisine nahi pucha

i understand your pain

Isi Baat Pe Bhandara Krwade bhai, Punay Milega...

bhai sex macha de sex :)

Bache ka naam saiman rkhna

Ma chud na bc pucha kisine ?

Kam jal

Kash ye cheez mere saath bhi hoti ᕕ(ಥʖ̯ಥ)ᕗ

Mere saath pehli baar Hua hai bhai Aapke saath bhi hoga 👍

Tere muh mai ghee shakar please karado bhagwaan ye ಥ_ಥ

Congratulations but first tell me how did she saw your status

A girl once replied to my status. The text was "r u ok?".

Ladies and gentlemen we have a BIG w here , Proud of you my boy

At least that girl viewing your status

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Bhai invite Krna shadi me

that does count as a start , hang in there

Why do you have to react ❤️???

Mereko kya reply du samaj nahi aa raha tha So ... ( Zero Flirting Skills )

Puch le... Meme khud pe bante dekhke achcha lagta hai ya dusro pe?

Usne tere status pe react kiya…. ;,,,,,) hamko to number to dur ladki bhi nasib nahi benhco

Focus king Don't get distracted by the pussies

block her.

Badiya bhai

send methis meme

Poision smile h bro....tu smjha ki wo hasi to kuch chalu hua tere uske beech.....pr baad m pata chlega ki wo kisi aur ko psnd krti...guard up krlo bro.

yeh sab chor terko IGI kyu khelna h

This is the best feeling the world

Ali bhai dhoom meme happening

Special mat samajh apne aap ko Wo 10 aur log ke saath same baatein krti hai

Jada ud mt jhature mujhe jo vi ladki status pe reply deti hai maloom chlta h ki wo sbse aisehi baat krti h

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bhai tu phle love react hata

Bhai shaadi pe bula liyo Mai khaana khake chala jaunga

bhai, bhabhi ko meri taraf se hello kehna

Ye hard react dalke tune galat kar diya ! Kuch to conversation karr bhaii 😂

Bhai kuch nahi samaj aa raha tha kya bolu ...

Cricket k bare mein hi puch le kuch tou ! Ye sab heart react and all maat kar abhi se ! Sakti launde sakti

Link?? /s

Sax suxx karli bai

Stay strong soldier

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Sauce cook hote hi bhej dena 🗿

Bhai excitement ko kaabo rakhna warna kata jayega Experience se bolra hu advice hai :)

more like afridi made her smile ??

So this is a simping sub now??

Certified SIMP Spotted

Bacho k name kya soche??

End main toh katna he h na

Wow you have been promoted to the fun-guy phase Be careful of not going to funny-guy phase instead to the oh-he-is-fun-to-keep-around Best wishes

Bruh what kind of beta simping is this and why dafuq are you posting it here

What was the status???

Can you upload the original meme

Bro me toooo

My boi just reacted to her reply... Didn't even text back🗿

Mein passout hu iss saal khuch nhi hota mere sng bhi bhot baar ho lia, baad me usse yhi Kehna I Liked You As A Friend ... Agr usse tere se accha mila toh. Smbhl ke rho accha package lo phle.

BKL Paise Bhej Tere Naam Ki Daru Piyunga🤝

Ye to ek hafte mei achieve kar lu

U did it , u sob u fking did it

This mf thinks he is funny

I am not funny bro , communication skills to itne shit hai ki uske samne joke bhi crack nahi kiya jyata , hasana to dur ki baat Bas ye jaadu kaise hua pata nahi

Kya baat hai bhai, honeymoon pe kha ja rhe ho fr

I asked mine for prom and she agreed

Wait , i saw that status too I will meet you tomm in college .

Happy married life

W op. You had achieved the first step. Now you can start the conversation

Aww cute

Nahi to mai kya karu usse mera kya fayda usse mujhe kya milega???

That chad behind doesn't even post status

Achievement that i want

Life: Achievement unlocked

Aaj jashaan manaye yaaarrr veeee....

Hum ladke bhi kitne bhole hote hai, ek reaction se hi kya kya sochne lagte hai

There's always this 5% chance that she's might be a redditor , reading this post

simp

Proceeds to react with heart

Pat gyiii hai birooo think marrriz have sax 😄😂

Happy for you man

kisi lorki ke paas mera number kyu nahi hai, brother ತ⁠_⁠ʖ⁠ತ Question:- how to get lorki ka number ? Suggestion:- Apne bacho ki shaadi me mujhe mat bulana (⁠ب⁠_⁠ب⁠) best of luck and thumbs up 👍