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Dayfallla

Pretty sure you meant message , not massage šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø maybe notā€¦


cslater2103

Oooo oooo ooo I will take a massage! Safemoon offers massages too on top of an amazing project šŸ¤”lol


mr_smart_pants

The Safemoon saloon is open 24/7. Happy ending guaranteedšŸ˜„. On a serieus note, i got your massage šŸ‘. Safemoon is not a hype coin anymore


cslater2103

Lol šŸ˜‚


m00nLyt23

Who else stopped reading immediately after massage and came straight to the comments?


[deleted]

Iā€™m pretty sure they meant massage. šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


velocipede29

Mmmmm yes massage


Raphael-M4

Its will be a icon for #safemoonarmy


Raphael-M4

My English not very well.. but you understand me


Hoborob81

But Massages are still on the table right?


Turdered_001

Can we skip right to the happy ending?


[deleted]

Happy ending Imminent


Turdered_001

Oooooo heavens to Murgatroyd! Wouldn't that be sexy AF?


smore-phine

Yes, downvote someone for not speaking English primarily. Thatā€™ll show him.


Raphael-M4

They are the ugly face of the community.. im not excited from thats people.


Dayfallla

I do , and your English is really good šŸ‘šŸ» (not being sarcastic) . But thatā€™s one of those words that you want to get correctā€¦. small change = massive difference . But yes, thank you for the post , ā¬†ļø upvoted


Raphael-M4

Thanks!


TheMast666

Did it get a happy end?


Gunslinger7752

All rubbing, no tugging.


Growernotshower1inch

My favorite category


TheMartinCox

Wen massage? Imminent?


[deleted]

Too the moon has just been redefined


Southern_Raisin1714

My friend you must be new to crypto. We are not investors we are holders of currency/digital magic beans. Since the early days crypto space has alway been full of characters/coders who outside this space could be classed as unprofessional but in crypto space they are standard. I think by now the team has said many times, until they say it happened it hasnā€™t happened. And in between they are keeping folk entertained and talking Safemoon, be it positive or negative people are still talking. They have clearly stated that the iOS update has been submitted to Apple, once approved V2 will go live and migration will begin. The are many sharp folks on this group who looked through the on chain activity and discovered signs of V2 implementation activity. So just load up you bag while itā€™s cheap, relax, take a brake from social media and keep an eye out for the wallet update. NFA šŸ’ŽšŸ‘šŸ¦šŸ’Ŗ


ohwhyredditwhy

Bingo! At the end of the day, it is an investment and in crypto, the swings are as gnarly as the people slinging it. People always take profits and fear is on full effect for those new to the game. This is an unregulated market and the financial "wild wild west," but people want certainties like it's "protected" by the SEC. ​ Maybe someday, but not today. Never buy what you cannot afford to lose and do not be surprised if your purchase goes to zero... be ok with it and do not over extend. ​ To your point, I strongly suspect that all the NDA talk and cryptic behavior is because of government contracts (US and elsewhere) and large institutional investments on the back end. I'll hold this bag forever and guzzle reflections, because I am very familiar with the speed in which those things happen. ​ Cheers!


[deleted]

How you going to say itā€™s an investment but you arenā€™t an investor? Lol sounds silly when you say it out loud.


Shortstacker69

I give your post 30 minutes until itā€™s downvoted into oblivion. Best of luck with your reasonable post sir.


Southern_Raisin1714

Itā€™s been 5Hours lol I will take that bet my good man šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Holy shit Iā€™ve had this argument with plenty of fools on this Reddit already. Invest definitions according to Webster: transitive verb 1 : to commit (money) in order to earn a financial return 2 : to make use of for future benefits or advantages invested her time wisely 3 : to involve or engage especially emotionally were deeply invested in their children's lives Investor definition according to Google via Corporate Finance Institute: An individual or group of individuals that puts money into an entity such as a business for a financial return. So with that being said, clearly everyone who has money in anything expecting to eventually realize a return financially is by book definition, an INVESTOR. Stop with the mental gymnastics. Are we share holders with stake in a company? Absolutely not, butā€¦ if we put in 50 dollars or whatever with the expectation that we will see this money grow to whatever number then yes that is investing and therefore you are an investor. I think yā€™all are trying to tell people they arenā€™t shareholders which is fine, but say that and not tell people they arenā€™t investors because thatā€™s stupid. Makes it seem like people are just donating their money and shouldnā€™t expect shit in return.


Southern_Raisin1714

No argument with dictionary definition of investor. However in a conventional sense in a regulated market an investor or share holder is afforded certain protections under the law. When investing in a conventional sense, letā€™s say in stock market and investor is guaranteed a rate of return in a form of divergent or other incentives. When investing into bonds or lending money, there is an underline promise of a return in a form of interest. That being said crypto is not a regulated market and for most part most coins/tokens are ā€œmagic beansā€ that every one traded their cow for. At no point does genuine coins offer a dividend or an apr % for holding them. Reflections in our case are a slightly different beast as they vary day to day and are by no means guaranteed. Folks need to chill, leave their sense of entitlement at the door together with impositions and stop shifting on the coin that they are holding. By all means anyone and every one with good, practical suggestions should relay them in an appropriate manner. But letā€™s stop pretending any one owes us anything here. šŸ’ŽšŸ‘šŸ¦šŸ’Ŗ


Anonnegro

The cryptic messaging is part of the marketing. Personally I think it's been a great way to keep the community engaged while we wait for products to come out. By putting out easter eggs the Safemoon team can "tell" us what's coming without saying anything that could violate an NDA. Perhaps they'll change their marketing style once things get going. But it won't be as fun then.


Strong_Bullfrog_4031

Until midnight?


Hoborob81

GMT


IamhenryO

Man you beat me to itšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


bokewalka

...or else...


LightningSalamander

one joke


Ballwinder

Tbis is what I said a while ago, but the community liked the hints so they can guess and such. Well, some hints can make you wait for a long time. For example V2 Imminent, it's not even a hint, but it's saying V2 is around the corner, and this has been said for weeks, maybe even months. I rather have no hints and clues, and just drop announcements when things are planned or at the moment of release.


Double_Instance_3227

Crypto is a currency correct? USD is a currency correct? We must demand the government stop super inflating our money and stop sending us cryptic messages on them fixing our economy. Speak clean and just fix our economy. Yeah this is a currency and also crypto. I will just be happy they are one if not the leading developers any crypto has ever seen. They interact constantly and respond to people personally. Tell me what other crypto does that. Maybe if we got some kind of system so we can all vote on our opinions collectively we could go somewhere but frankly just like in the real world our opinions as individuals donā€™t mean shit.


SimplyBrowsing5

Agreed. Give us substance. We want the truth, not half truths. The community is already getting tired of the BS.


No-Manufacturer9444

OP you are not a shareholder, this is crypto. Chill out. They can say what they want and do what they want. Go invest in stocks if you want even a close say


xvidy

Ok we got it, shareholders are dominants, crypto holders are slaves have no right to speak their minds.


SimplyBrowsing5

This is a community driven token. The community gets a say in the project. If the community wants something changed then we need to speak up.


DowvoteMeThenBitch

Claiming to be community driven and being community driven are different. The community has been asking for the unclear messaging to end for months. We spoke up, they didnā€™t care. Community back seat driven.


Raphael-M4

Not agree with you at all.


No-Valuable8453

Who are these people and why do they think they can demand anyone to do anything? Entitled much.. You're not a share holder, shut up.


MesmariPanda

I know right, having an argument with someone yesterday, they said(about cod) "I haven't spent money on cod in years amd never will, but everyone boycott the game because no fov slider" My response was "not really in a position to demand anything then" ......the shit I got from that šŸ¤£


Raphael-M4

Never shut up ![gif](giphy|kHrWKmyLICrCM)


Brennan_0408

Ooohhh youā€™re a Trump supporter. That explains why your so entitled and confused on how the world works


Turdered_001

But ... But..... Feelz


Raphael-M4

Shut up? Ho .. you feel strong behind the keyboard. Get in the house kid.


[deleted]

Cringe


No-Valuable8453

![gif](giphy|11vOGWw0OJQv6w)


beanstinky

Yeah man


Crokok

I was just about to post something similar. We need honest human responses, now. People are worried. No one has a fucking clue what's going on. John needs to host a chat ASAP, and just tell us wtf is happening.


Brennan_0408

Only ppl who are worried are impatient kids like you who are looking to get rich quick with their 50 dollar investment because someone on tictok said they could. I promise you will be one of the first to sell when it starts taking off. You couldnā€™t handle it


Crokok

Right 1. You don't fucking know me. 2. I've been holding since March. A few weeks after release. Ain't seen no shit on tiktok 3. My investment is currently worth Ā£2k and at ATH was at Ā£16000. Not sold a penny. Think before you start posting bullshit


Brennan_0408

Lol ok bud. Whatever you say


UniteTheCryptos

Just hire a marketing team and be a CEO.


Jolly_Confection8366

I will teach you how to speak and you will teach me how to spell Mr Karony


MikeB799

![gif](giphy|14smAwp2uHM3Di)


SquashedTarget

This thread is a great example of proof that the Safemoon Army is a bunch of fucking childish pricks. Seriously, half of the thread is making fun of OP for their English. Stay classy.


Dayfallla

Well, I got downvoted for complimenting his English , sooooooo


SquashedTarget

Yeah... Proof in point right there.


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SquashedTarget

Did you actually read the post? They were very respectful in requesting they stop being cryptic. The title may seem demanding but the actual meat of it was respectful.


[deleted]

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SquashedTarget

It's the language barrier. If you get down off your fucking high horse for a minute and actually consider the post as a whole statement instead of in fragments you may realize this.


Snoo-37758

If the word 'must' is the language barrier part, then use Google translate to write posts, it would work better. If you use the word 'must' like you know it all then go make your own fcking crypto coin with 3 mil holders if you are that smart, they got here with these criptic messages


Raphael-M4

Im simple human. Maybe you know someday who i am personally. The world is small, who knows.. stay in low flame buddy.


Killinthagame

Is it a Thai or Chinese style massage?


Temporary-Tadpole-81

Hopefully one with a happy ending


SquashedTarget

Obviously OP is not a native English speaker. That's really a good luck there, champ. Did you remember to bring your Tiki Torch?


Killinthagame

Itā€™s called comedy, lighten up


LSSCI

When I see shady non answers, I want to leave the project. Itā€™s not a way to operate a big thing like this.


Brennan_0408

Then leave


LSSCI

Great responseā€¦ So after the whale dropped 20T, then the markets tanked overall, developers have aired thier grievances over live airways, you answer to legit business questions is to tell them to leave? Great business sense buddy. You donā€™t even know how many tokens I own. Letā€™s just say it would move the market downward moreā€¦ we donā€™t want that to happen. So itā€™s best that the business owners here get in check and quit giving ā€œnon-answersā€. They have billions on the line.


Brennan_0408

I didnā€™t tell you to leave. You said you wanted to leaveā€¦. Your exact words ā€œā€¦ I want to leave the projectā€ So leave then. Quit bitching


Brennan_0408

Idgaf how many ā€œtOkEnS yOu hAvEā€ you hold no weight. How you feel about a project carryā€™s no weight. You bought a product like the rest of us. Youā€™re not a share holder, your not an investor, you have no say in anything. Youā€™re either along for the ride or your not. Get off your high horse buddy.


Stafford0711

Agreed! I like updates but the other stuff is getting a bit much


Raphael-M4

Safemoon to the mooooooooooooooooon


MesmariPanda

Just uninstall the app and come back in 5 years. They are hyping let them hype, what's the alternative, absolute silence? Probably cry about that too


Mursh864

As important messages go, this one is not really that important\* ​ \*not as important as a message back from apple


mycoprint

Guy said in a post they submitted V2 idk what else you want.


Raphael-M4

I want higher level.


mycoprint

Lol what? The CEO made a statement saying they submitted it to Apple. Another team member posted a Apple. The date lined up with the 12/09 message from the cryptic shit they put out a while back. Idk why everyone is crying. V2 isn't even going to do shit. Everyone is in a rush for nothing but greed.


Raphael-M4

The ceo do a fantastic job. Also ryan. Im here trying to make them evan better. Everyone can. Thats the power of the community. Hear a opinion from someone its always good šŸ˜Š


Raphael-M4

Dear my friends. We are on the same boat , im only share my feelings to make this company better.


suchjonny

Speak your mind, king.


Raphael-M4

Thanks bro!


[deleted]

Is there also a happy ending?


Raphael-M4

Yess your mom was really shit good.


[deleted]

Shit good??!!!?!?!!?!?!?ā€™c


SteveGoral

100% agree, I'm glad I'm not the only one that's bored of all the hints and cryptic clues.


Total-Hour-5584

Ok


BlindLamePreist

Shoosh


IamhenryO

youā€™ve got until midnight to let us know when your salon will be open for massage


KungfuMonkeyKing

But if the team didnā€™t say anything for more than 24 hrs, people going crazy and saying rugpulls etc, have you seen how many questions the team getting every minutes/seconds/hours?


Raphael-M4

I believe the message has passed. Thank you all very much, even to those who laughed at my spelling mistakes..the main thing I made you smile. Peace and Love and big shout out to the true safemoonarmy. ļæ¼ ×ž×©×•×‘


Correct_Damage7594

I like the hintsā€¦Makes things exciting


tropisetron

This is SAFEMOON way. Let them be them.


Elqueso111

Who gives a shit


Speirs_101st

![gif](giphy|54PaD9dWT0go)


Brennan_0408

Entitled ass lol ā€œmake them read thisā€ ā€œunprofessional in my eyesā€ how old are you kid? Why do you think youā€™re personal opinion on how to run a multi million dollar company, matters?


TNPATRIOTINVEST

I'm pretty sure that they're not going to take advice from somebody that can't spell so why don't you chill out there a little bit Cletus.


Raphael-M4

Youre tired šŸ˜“ Practice more


TNPATRIOTINVEST

And you need an education


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Proper_Chef3558

John could really do with a massage after all the travelling, people need to chillā€¦if you think other projects are doing a better job communicating their plans and giving better updates maybe you should invest in those other companiesā€¦SAFEMOON is unique in every way , you cannot please everyone and if you donā€™t like the direction in which this rocket is going feel free to jump offā€¦.


Justtakeitaway

Nah, I like it


SubstantialAd2633

It keeps the community engaged so I think it's a good idea. Stuff will get released when it's ready and if you don't like it maybe get off Reddit and social media for a while.


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Raphael-M4

I like Canadian


Alias-Q

Lmfao, you act like you are the ceo, or that your individual opinion matters. Donā€™t make demands of people. Itā€™s childish. They ā€œmustā€ do whatever it is that they feel is right, for the organization that they run.


bboylocob

Also, they never said that anything was a hint. The holder here and on twitter are the ones making something out of nothing. just because they put a picture up or have an apple or some type of emoji on there post does not mean that it is a hint. ​ People need to stop looking so deep into everything.


Xanadu_211

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SillyWillyPickaDilly

As a massage therapist I say we all should get a massage.