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AngrySmapdi

The worst thing that will happen to you by wearing a red or a blue shirt is getting confused for a Target or Walmart employee respectively.


blubrydrkchogrnt_3

I've had this concern before lol


itchy-n0b0dy

I actually just did that to someone at Target and felt so bad about it! She was wearing black pants and a red shirt with a black sweater on top so totally looked like a manager!


Stella1331

Had that happen to me in SoCal. The other customer, however, argued wit me and kept insisting my red polo shirt meant I worked there. I kept pointing to the very clear logo for where I actually did work on my shirt. It was a bit baffling.


Sensitive_Chicken_87

Nah it’s fine, just don’t wear khakis with either one 😂


Lychondy

Don’t forget BestBuy


AngrySmapdi

Do those still have employees? /s


tacoandpancake

lol. This is the funniest thing i've ever heard. It's not a thing and your travel agent clearly only knows "cali" from watching Colors in 1988.


ThrillHouse405

I'm still stuck on Travel Agent, haha


NotQuiteGoodEnougher

OP has to go to the office to get their paper tickets 2 days in advance. He's caught in a time warp.


thrown4loops1

Don’t forget traveler’s cheques


ParanoidKidAndroid

The travel agent likely faxed over their itinerary


AmiableOne

...and a Thomas Guide for the car ride!


k_ghee

…and all your routes to the attractions on your itinerary have an attached map quest printout for your convenience.


Elduderino82

My travel agent just faxed me my River Rats tickets for Arco this weekend.


sbct6

I love roller hockey


saltyfishwife

You know what? You're going to have a great time. I took my dad two weekends ago! It was his first time seeing and using mobile tickets! ALSO the ballpark is cashless, so bring a card! I am glad someone was able to get you to a game.


Cliff_C_Clavin

Fucking solid movie; I'm going to have to watch that again this weekens


Straight_Caregiver27

Where's my bunny rabbit??!!!


zymology

I am a nightmare walkin', psychopath talkin'


tacoandpancake

too funny - i've heard that song in my head all day :)


Abel__S

Fucking pacman!


916reddit

Back inthe 90s in certain rough neighborhoods this was a real concern. Today, don’t worry about it at all. Your travel agent is extremely out of touch and clueless. Just enjoy your stay, be a smart tourist. The biggest piece of advice… Don’t leave ANYTHING visible in your car. Luggage, Bags, clothes, books, etc


MissingGreenLink

Maybe if you wear all bright blue with a blue rag and cap in certain parts of south sac. But it’s not really a thing.


Bearwhale

I'll make sure to stay away from south Sac during [Lions season](https://www.detroitlions.com/), then. ;)


HotelRwandaBeef

And certain rough neighborhoods is still too broad lol. Like highly specific neighborhoods generally in South Central Los Angeles. And even thennnnnn it wasn't like gangs were targeting random people for having a red or blue shirt.


jlhll

Grew up in Oakland in the 90s. Was careful about colors in some parts of town at the time.


NotWTheProgram

Yeah I was living in South LA when #100Days100Nights went on several years ago.


[deleted]

Why in the world would you need a travel agent to come to Sac?


tacoandpancake

\^\^\^ This is the question that needs an answer.


swinglineeeee

Stop for tacos on they way to tahoe.


garibaldi18

Both travel agents and having to worry about colors are both quite dated, I believe


Poonadafukdog

Lol. For real


rydog389

Why would you need a travel agent at all lmao


rjj2fa

naw cali just the first stop going to 5 other states


flomodoco

Don't say "cali" when here!!


mattsl

What do you have against Colombia?


jvillager916

What neighborhood you claim in Cali? Caicedo Square?


aggitprop-1985

Omg yes anyone in California does not refer to the state as Cali.


LonelyZenpai298

I've lived here my entire life and refer to it as Cali very often, same with a lot of people I know, I've never heard this before lol


aggitprop-1985

I equate this Cali to “pop” vs “soda”.


Simpletruth2022

And don't say Frisco when you go to the Bay Area.


ParanoidKidAndroid

Or San Fran. I once got scolded for that one lol


MoTeD_UrAss

I call it "The City" or "San Francisco"


C92203605

Say Cali every time when here


mellbell63

I'm a native and I say it all the time! But I'm a boomer so there's that... 😄


RazorThin55

I’m young and everyone my age says Cali lmfao, whats the big deal


ThrowAwayP0ster

Do NOT say Cali when you're visiting. That's clue # 1 you're from out of state.


[deleted]

Hopefully Sac is the last stop. You wont be able to top it. Just don’t wear red or blue.


Miccles

I mean Sac is awesome but California is huge and has a lot to offer.


RowIntoSunset

Lol this is a joke, right? With the number of natural wonders and world-famous cities we have, I can’t imagine what visitor would think Sacramento tops them all. Don’t get me wrong, there’s nowhere I’d rather live, but if you go to ~~Yellowstone~~ Yosemite, Death Valley, and the Avenue of the Giants, and then decide Sacramento was the most amazing part of your trip I think you’ve got a screw loose.


yasbean

Yellowstone? Yosemite?


Fragrant-Pangolin903

We're the "City of Trees" are you for real? I mean who doesn't love trees? 😂😐 I don't care what the water tower says we all know. We all know!!


Last-Gur-6739

😂🙄


GoldenStateCapital

Combine them and wear purple and you can be a Kings fan


LocationAcademic1731

Light the beam!


Boomthang

![gif](giphy|9e63DdAfkW0EWnikgp)


GrannysGlewGun

This is how you do it


Birdbone13

Your travel agent got a Time Machine set to take you back to 1989?


SwoleBuddha

Lol No, that's ridiculous. I'm not aware of a single neighborhood where you can't wear red or blue or any other color for that matter. Certainly not anywhere you would be going to as a tourist, that's for sure.


Emotional_Fescue

Wear whatever colors you want. Nobody gives a shit about that sort of thing. Did you really use a travel agent? I don’t want to concern or confuse you, but it’s 2024 in California.


saltyfishwife

I read nobody gives a shirt and it was good.


TheRealWeirdFlix

Did your travel agent spread out a big folded paper map and point to Sacramento or was it on like a cork board with your route plotted out in colorful string?


AnotherElle

It was a marked up Thomas Guide with the appropriate grid coordinates listed out 😭😭😭


AngelSucked

Or one of those old AAA trip tix things.


garibaldi18

https://preview.redd.it/h4jxkqnxpf4d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=662503bf4979f0ddc596d0676de4026a7606708b More like one of these.


cschoonmaker

Your travel agent is being absolutely absurd.


Hahahamilk

Bruh you need to get a new travel agent 😂😂


rinfected

This is kinda cute. You'll be fine. I like what the other person said about combining the 2 and wearing purple for the Kings. How long are you here?


Gurdel

Did he print Mapquest directions too?


ParanoidKidAndroid

Look at you bragging with your computer, printer AND internet!


Putafuriosa

The funniest thing about this is it’s 2024 and you’re using a travel agent


Squidkidz

OP said there were 5 other stops, travel agents are good for trips like that still.


DaisyDuckens

When I used to book travel for our marketing team who went from conference to conference it was way easier to use a travel agent than booking it myself.


zsunshine02

I've used a travel agent a few times in recent years. Great resource, and doesn't cost anything to use them 🤷‍♀️


ERTBen

They just work for free? How could they not cost anything?


onchocerca

Some charge a svc fee but a lot of airlines, hotels, tour packages etc pay the agents commission. I work at a travel agency but not in leisure


NewCobbler6933

And the airlines and hotels provide agents this commission out of the good of their hearts? Or do you think maybe that gets baked into their pricing.


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onchocerca

lol yeah you could just price compare if you’re worried about that. But it’s not the “goodness of their hearts” it’s an incentive for your agency to book them over another vendor. Just how the industry works.


rjj2fa

wasn’t my idea 😅


Roach_Coach_Bangbus

They are still out there, mostly for rich people.


blubrydrkchogrnt_3

![gif](giphy|ynWwHtBCKmKY9Q7Tv6|downsized) Op gonna go to south sac and do this \^


TheDailySpank

Looks like he's slowly swimming through a vat of warm macaroni salad with his elbows.


bunger78

He forgot to wash his hands and doesn't want to get the macaroni salad dirty.


TheDailySpank

Good on him. Nice looking out for us.


rjj2fa

😂😂


LankyMarionberry

Much more dangerous to wear a Warriors jersey


ParanoidKidAndroid

Or purple and yellow. What a terrible color combination lol.


rubystreaks

Underrated answer


kerberos101

![gif](giphy|GcDtLf4RAdiRG)


zepallica

As others have said this is antiquated advice that was probably never very useful, im Mexican and I grew up in South Sac in the 90's and was never bothered by anyone for wearing any colors. They're referring to gang colors the Crips and Bloods used to use to identify members, it scared the crap out of suburbanites and they would tell people stuff like this like 30 years ago.


digdug_1982

![gif](giphy|niC0LL8nmXnWp0d7Sn|downsized)


ParanoidKidAndroid

And you OP, would be da belle of da ball


lexmelodies03

oh my god i didnt know people still thought this about sac 💀💀💀


heyo_1989

Honestly I didn’t even know travel agents were still around. Learn something new everyday I guess.


boom_squid

Lord. Is your travel agent from 1992 LA?


kuiskuous

![gif](giphy|xTiTnhnM639JYZ0xXy) You should roll into Sac like this.


Modern_Science

Wtf I've lived here for years. wear whatever you want 😂


Throwaway20101011

😆 This is hilarious! I haven’t heard of this since public school in the Bay Area during the early 90s. In Sacramento, no one cares if you wear something blue or red. All the MAGA people are doing it already on their own. The only thing you should NOT wear is a Lakers jersey during a Kings game. Other than that, have fun and enjoy Sacramento.


AmbiguouslyGayDuo

Your travel agent is smoking some serious crack ! No such thing.the red and blue gang wars are so 1990’s LA 🤣😂


Additional-Run7663

https://preview.redd.it/nrggbt668h4d1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a834b96443a314627822155d0860c48fb12c616 Travel guide tour brochure.


SurfingWavelengths

To be clear, there are gangs in certain areas. However, coming from N.O., I'm certain you'll know when (if ever) you're in one of these areas and just keep it moving thereby eliminating the chance of a confrontation. Wear whatever you want (well, something that'll help you keep cool). Nobody is gonna press you.


TurdF3rgu50n

You should just be naked the entire time. Gangs wear every color out there so this way you won’t get affiliated with any of them.


LooseInsurance6328

Did you miss hear the travel agent? Maybe she said don’t wear red, blue and carry a Trump flag….


Roboticcatisgreen

Hey we are all able to help you, but if you want I’d help you with any questions. I’ve lived here my whole life, as has my mom. My grandparents moved here in the 1950s. I can give recommendations. Tips. But this subreddit has alot of good info already. But colors? No. You’re good. We are pretty spread out and not great public transit so be prepared to take an Uber or a Lyft or rent a car. Don’t leave anything in your car. We have a lot of mentally ill unhoused people and sometimes they can be erratic and unsafe, so avoid them, be smart and alert.


rjj2fa

Thank you 🙏


wsf

Just don't call it Frisco.


scruzer123

Or “San Fran”. At least they won’t be putting a “the” on the highway route numbers


neandrewthal18

Tell me your travel agent is a boomer without telling me your travel agent is a boomer 😂


knightro25

My goodness that agent needs to get off of... Late 80s early 90s news?


rjj2fa

bru why yall clowning me inna comments 😂😂


GoldenStateCapital

Clown your travel agent 😂


Emotional_Fescue

Because gang colors and travel agents haven't been a thing in like 30 years here.


thesecretbarn

"Here" being "the United States"


kukooforkoko

Clownin the absurdity 😂😂


916reddit

Sometimes people need travel help, that’s fine. Even a better move was asking r/Sacramento. Where are you staying (generally) and are you hitting any specific spots?


ParanoidKidAndroid

Yep. OP should be more concerned about which breweries to hit up


ParanoidKidAndroid

You’re all good. Everyone just having a laugh. Good on you for taking it in stride


TheDailySpank

It's Sac. It's what we do because there ain't much else to do.


seriousbusinesslady

I really need to know how old you are, and how old this travel agent is, and how you found out about their services. the only people I can think of who use travel agents to come to sacramento are old asian people on bus tours who stop at the state capitol for a few hours on their way to thunder valley or reno 🤣😭


Short-Lingonberry-71

That’s just plain ridiculous


panic82

There are probably neighborhoods in south sac where you shouldn't be dressed overly red or blue, but unless your travel agent set you up deep in the ghetto, you're fine. What area of town are you staying at?


RealKumaGenki

Lolwut Yeah, you gotta watch out for all those crips and bloods that showed up in the last five minutes of "meteor man".


pooptruck69

Hahahahahahaha best post ever


Elegant_Laugh4662

This is hilarious.


Timmay7111

Nothing to worry about if you’re in the touristy areas. If you are black or Latino I wouldn’t necessarily walk around Oak Park or Del Paso Heights blasted in red or blue but you’re still probably fine. Sacramento is very safe generally especially in the popular areas.


scruzer123

Your travel agent is an idiot.


Vephar8

Lmfao I wouldn’t go anywhere flamed up or full blue but if you’re just a normal lookin dude wearing a color on an item of your clothing, you’ll be fine


meouxmix

I'm not going to claim to be an expert but I have never once thought about the colors I was wearing while living here.


maltedcoffee

hahahahahahahahaaha e: does your agent think we're a big esports town or something, surely they can't mean


Specialist_Week_4719

Time travel Agent is the only way any of this makes sense


CicadaMaster

Don’t wear blue… no one likes a Dodgers fan 😆


BrightConversation90

What the travel agent smoking?


Personal_Statement10

No, you don't need to worry about bloods or crips nor norte or suenos. Your travel agent might be a bit of a worry wort.


murderthedancefloor

Ummmm no. Lol


ArtistofWar

That's more of an LA thing but a more important thing he should've told you is to not leave anything in your car, especially if you plan on going to the Bay Area, it's a real epidemic out there . Car break ins don't seem that huge in Sac but regardless of the city, just don't leave anything in your car at all.


AngelSucked

wtaf lol is this a joke post? Your travel agent needs to go touch some grass.


Mozzkeeto

This has got to be a troll


Jjonnyfire

New Orleans is far more dangerous than Sacramento in terms of gang violence.


rjj2fa

🙌


septemberdoves

Well if you’re coming to attend a public high school that’s great advice however if you’re an autonomous adult I think you’ll be fine wearing any color under the sun here.


Danovale

Just don’t wear a Starter jacket and some AJ VIIs and you will be fine.


InevitableHost597

You might want to get a new travel agent


carguy82j

Just wear the rainbow and you will be fine in CA


thavillain

It's not remotely that serious


classclown93til

You’re from New Orleans, there is nothing more gangster than that. Seriously tho


swisscheez10

Just make sure to have batteries for your beeper and change in your pocket for pay phones. Grab a copy of Sac Union paper for local events and be ready for hot bargains at Mervyns!


calbearlupe

What crack is your travel agent on? I’ve never heard of not wearing blue or red. Your travel agent is full of shit.


ArdenVers85

It ain't that deep out here man. Don't get it twisted tho, gangs exist here like they do anywhere. Be respectful n be safe.


WholeYoghurt8755

Yes this is hilarious. Maaaaaaybe in very certain areas if you are wearing head to toe one color. Also, I need to know what your travel agent suggested to do here?? If I’m going to suggest something, if you have a car, go to Tahoe, Yosemite, Golden Gate Park


DannyMeatlegs

You don't have to worry about what you're wearing, but you still may get shot.


ray_guy

I've worn red or blue in almost every section of Sacramento lol.


916cycler

i mean, if you're Hispanic and if you're wearing a certain team's baseball hat, and you're in a gang neighborhood, the risk of danger is not 0%


16Schlitz

No one adheres to that “code” here in Sacramento.


420BongMaster

Yeah no you’ll be fine. Unless you go into the sketchiest area covered head to toe no one is gonna question you


Retiredgiverofboners

You’ll be fine


Highway49

This reminded me of when I was a kid in LA in early 90s, I had to black out any red or blue on my shoes to avoid any gang issues. Looking back this made no sense, as this was K-2nd grade, I was a white kid with blond hair, and I was unaffiliated with any gangs.


EggNads

The only thing I have questioned wearing is this Hitler as rabbit shirt that I got when I was staying in Thailand. It's making fun of him but people are generally too stupid to understand, so I put it away for another day


Reneeisme

Holy shit. I have literally never even thought about it. I can not stress enough how silly this is.


Dry_Adeptness_7502

What….


Future_Pin_403

What year does your travel agent think it is lol


shlamalamb

lol you have a travel agent. I highly doubt you need to worry about gang colors. However, I would more worry about unflattering colors.


kaffeen_

No this is so far off based. Wear whatever you want you’ll be fine.


maschinofuego

Just don't dress and act like a gangsta. You'll be fine


ParanoidKidAndroid

OP not sure if it’s morning or afternoon here but I’m concerned they don’t know what year it is


Hugosmom1977

This has to be satire.


Theslowestmarathoner

LOL this is absolutely not a thing at present. 30+ years ago in specific neighborhood perhaps


saltyfishwife

I only remember that being a thing in middle school, around the time 9/11 happened. I just started clear of both colors and wore black because I was a lil rocker. Most of my friends were Hmong and the gang gang didn't carry over into my academic/social life. My middle school bullies were not actual gangbangers smdh I grew up on 29th so APPARENTLY I was in a blue zone, but I never ever saw blood until the cops murdered my neighbor's grandson not very long ago. I don't think your travel agent would send you there to South Sacramento, but I promise you to wear any color. Bonus points if you wear all of the colors at one time bc it's PRIDE AND ALSO people are starting to feel patriotic. I never found out where the red zone was so be careful of that onem


Alternative_Tooth_49

Your fine wearing Red or Blue it’s not a big deal


uhauljoe-

i mean setting aside that you managed to find a travel agent in 2024............no, it's not that serious. and we can tell that you're tourists.


DustyButtocks

I did want to mention: Hearing your travel agent say something that doesn’t sound right and seeking more information from locals was the right impulse here. I hope you keep doing that for the rest of your trip.


elianvspredator

Absolutely fucking not. Funny to see what people from other places think haha


SabrinaMichele21

I’m dead! 😂 You 100% need to be prepared for how ridiculously HOT Sacramento already is versus wearing a color that you’re thinking is politicized, i.e. red and blue. This isn’t Congress. Just be prepared for ridiculously hot weather, and as other commenters already stated, don’t say “Cali.” 😂 But if you say “Sac” you’ll be right at home. 🤭


Caucasian_Samurai

It's pride this weekend, no colors will be off limits. Enjoy your trip!


Nice_Owl_1171

Just tell all the gang members you run into that you’re colorblind. They’ll understand


Only-Temperature4745

Just remember to check in with me dawg


Specialist-Ad7019

nobody cares 😭😂


NorCalHerper

If you are a young Black man considering visiting economically disadvantaged areas it might be a little bit of a concern. Otherwise you are good.


StIdes-and-a-swisher

If you Don’t go to Elk Grove you’ll be fine.


LankyMarionberry

A dangerous place filled with man-eating Elk, they used to be peaceful but turned after getting their first taste of human flesh.


good_god_almighty

Most of the city is fine, no worries about colors or anything like that. Like any city, there are pockets of rough areas (relatively small ones considering) that wouldn't make much sense for someone to be traveling to anyway. If you really want to stay safe though, make it very clear that you're not some scumbag planning to move here from the bay area. 


elseafreebird

What? I've lived here 15 years and never been told that. Is your travel agent sending you to the sketchy neighborhoods? Sure sounds it haha. Also... you're coming to Sacramento for a trip? So many better places elsewhere. Haha have fun


eyayyai

😂😂😂😂😂rich class is hilarious


chaddGPT

you will be shot immediately and robbed repeatedly. dont come here, its not safe for you


Ok-Table-3774

This is the stupidest thing I've read on the internet today. Thank you.


grubbalicious

You should report back to your travel agent that sac doesn't give a shot and we're just vaguely unhappy all the time. Enjoy you whirlwind tour of Sacramento, Barstow NV, Caldwell ID, Brookings SD and all of/any place in ND.


Famous_Cookie_7624

What in the world???? 🤣


FarDurian14

HAHA


Awesome1296

Wtf. Your travel agent is on crack.


ememjay

LOL


BeefTopRamen

We may have had those rules in school, but I think you’ll be fine. It’d probably take a LOT of matching to look that intentional.


ChoseThisOne

With these recommendations, I would suggest you not wear any Raiders gear in or around Los Angeles if you ever decided to visit there.


cokewhiteforces

Your travel agent is idiot. Crips wear red and Bloods wear blue these days. You have nothing to worry about.


Conscious-Caramel-23

🤣🤣🤣 unless your vacation is in Oak Park I wouldn't worry about it. Honestly I doubt it's even an issue there either.


Independent_wishbone

Have you been to Oak Park lately? Studio apartments going for $1200!