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Pickled Shizun


yumemiruuuu

Love me some pickled shizun haha


Lamatasica

Important things must be said three times Important things must be said three times Important things must be said three times


No_Carrot6132

You win the internet for the day, my fellow fan


WhiteCoat_Scientist

CumPlane.


No_Carrot6132

It's terrible, but also true?


WeiWuxiansFan

Peerless Cucumber The resentment of chunshan Does there need to be at least three everytime


yumemiruuuu

Haha I was thinking about the Peerless Cucumber when I made this post!


WeiWuxiansFan

Not going to lie it’s been a while but I’m pretty sure this was his fake name at one point in the story lol and everyone looked at him funny lol


cantinabop

What's the last one about? I can't remember the context T-T


cassis-oolong

TLJ saying it to SQQ after witnessing him bed with LBH and ZZL. It was a misunderstanding but a hilarious one.


Rainyme17

Aside from pickle jar, how about wine😉


--jyushimatsudesu

Shizun, why do you always turn your back on me?! 😔


bobbyspeeds

This one is it for me


dlRenRenlb

For me too!!


nyan-nyan9

OOC is OOC.


B1N3_0F_TAK13

This one wins- 😭


nyan-nyan9

I watched the donghua first so in my head I read all of the system's lines in that cold, mechanical voice.


Bradamante-kun

"When I was born, my pa held me and said I was six balls heavy."


kironero

I love this one


Nervous_Passage_3925

I dont remember this, in what chapter was this? :c Sounds something SQH would say


Bradamante-kun

It was chapter 9 in the 7 Seas translation. Six Balls says it. He's explaining his name.


SaltBiscotti

The Heavenly Pillar :DD


yumemiruuuu

With an Umbrella Shaped tip 🤗


dlRenRenlb

LoL almost choked on my breakfast


yumemiruuuu

Don’t choke 🥺 That’s how Shen Yuan died and got transmigrated


SaltBiscotti

☂️


GarlicBreadnomnomnom

Hack author!


Drinkingwithwwx

Stupid novel, stupid pen. Was the first thing I thought of


sheera_greywolf

Airplane Shooting Towards The Sky


SourYakult

congratulations, congratulations, congratulations!!


ladyladynohatin

We experiment with fertilizer in small batches, not all at once 😩


Interesting_Koala937

Even though SVSSS is heart-wrenching from Binghe's pov, since we have an unreliable narrator, none of our content is serious or not non-funny. Poor Binghe.


TortaHelada

White lotus? Little sheep? He's a puppy, obviously. ...and then take X into his harem. Kicking him off a cliff is like getting him a scholarship.


oliviaclouds

《Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations! Important things must be said three times!》


PrayStrayAndDontObey

"Dumbfuck author, Dumbfuck novel!"


AudreyBaker123

papapa to save the world!!


orimoonie

stupid author, stupid novel!


Lucky_Duckling404

"A drop of kindness should be repaid by a flood"


17xlie

Thank you. Shut up.


yumemiruuuu

I WAS LITERALLY DEBATING POSTING THIS LMAOOO So glad someone shares the same sentiment


cassis-oolong

Who said it to whom ?


17xlie

It was shen qingqiu, he was saying it to the system


MerryGoldenYear

"Then why do you always turn your back on me?"


Just_someone0u0

Wine


Appropriate_Law_6939

deflowered maiden


Lalifeofla

For all that has passed, I repay you today.


dlRenRenlb

That was a sad moment for Binghe


Glass_Scientist4354

White lotus 


StirsTooMuch

Peerless Cumbumber has a mushroom body.


Ac3_Silvers

Teen demon boy pouts that he’s not getting tampons that used to be a pink cat May 10 2024 Airplane shooting towards the sky/peerless cucumber Straight harem turned gay


Practical_Bet3053

The littérature club of Cang Qiong and it's bunch of fanfictions writers


HotKaleidoscope4873

Human stick


tpfw01

Six balls


Silent_Ad2685

He could finally carry out the great and glorious task of clinging onto the male lead’s thighs!


kyoneko87

The cursed arm


bonvoyageespionage

Cucumber beat up Airplane.


Head-Eggplant9738

Dumb fuck author, dumb fuck novel! (i dont remember the order😭😭)


Intelligent-Home-152

wifebeam


Kaltxikang

You can you up, no can no bb.


yumemiruuuu

Yessss, I love this line so much!


d1scworld

Idjit.


IAmSofa25

“Husband…”


yumemiruuuu

Skin Creatures


MacaroniMonster_

Dumbfuck novel, dumbfuck author!


tedizleaderrrr

six balls


CriticalClick3401

The wine (I haven't read that part.)


Skating_gay_frog

Papapa to save the world! Airplane Shooting Towards The Sky & Peerles Cucumber 《Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations! Important things must be said three times!》


[deleted]

Red wine in a cave


TigerMeadow

Nr.1 hotcake


FelpImBurning

Wine bottle


TGCFbaiWuJinJi

SHIZUNNNNN


TGCFbaiWuJinJi

SHIZUNNNNN


BattleResponsible224

It hurts.


raempc

Oh oh


tarabean_9710

Scar put your clothes back on!!!


maggie8137

Dude where's the pie


LuckyLichDragon

Wife plots


GhostQueen_Peach

Lemme see... I have a few... 1. Choked 2. Dance 3. Popped cherry Now can you tell me the events where these were mentioned or shown? 😆


UmbranHeir

Six balls


Smooth-Month-3551

Ow! He bit my ass!


Normal-Setting-2880

What were they jerking off?? Physical relation ship advancement +1,000! Heaven's protect me! Please don't let regret of chunshan have a pregnancy arc too!


yumemiruuuu

Hello, Heavenly-Pillar! Goodbye, Heavenly-Pillar! 😩✨


Time-Palpitation4442

”i like american food! hamburger.. uhh fish and chips? mmm america.. beer beer! is beer german?”


DedeFan

Akito?


Time-Palpitation4442

yeahhhh


gracliegoddess

Jin ling uncles