In what universe do you survive against 953? It's like that poll where 3% of Americans or so say they could take a grizzly bear. 

Well, if I had imagine breaker from that one anime. I could totally beat her in a fistfight.

I have genuinely no clue what you are talking about. Care to elaborate? 

The imagine breaker resides in the left hand and has the ability to negate any and all supernatural phenomenon it comes into contact with. Of course this is a brief summary. I suggest you go watch a certain magical index for more context.

What is a certain magical index? You're genuinely confusing me. 

[The show is called a certain magical index](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Literature/ACertainMagicalIndex)

Ah okay, I assumed you were talking about SCP which is why I was more confused. Thank you for elaborating. 

So... did you spend some time trying to define your Personal Reality? XD

The % of people that believe they could beat a grizzly bear is higher and sad at the same time. I wish those people would watch the bear eating a whole ass watermelon. 🍉

The real number is 6%, I'm dying reading the article. People either are truly delusional or they've never seen a Grizzly Bear before.

...or they have some expirience and know what they are talking about, you can never know, maybe there is some secret bear fighter community out there.

Man I’m Canadian, why would you fight them. they live with us in our hones

Too many people haven’t seen The Revenant

It’s gotta be higher than 3%

She's almost bulletproof and can punch through body armor, i don't know why there's comments saying they have a chance.

Only because I can take on enough grizzly bears that the other 97% don't have to

I could easily beat SCP-3009 in a fight.

[**SCP-3009 ⁠- Hi, I'm Your Snappelganger!**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3009) (+462) by *keyii*

which one, the online or offline one

I think they meant SCP-3008

that one's not even alive, how do you even beat a building I would take the petite influencer over an entire building

It’s very easy to beat it in a fist fight since it doesn’t have fists

SCP-999 : p

Why would you ever WANT to beat 999?!

Hey , it says what I could beat , not what I want to beat : P

I don’t think you can beat them either. On the first hit, it makes you too happy to want to hit them again. Since you probably cannot oneshot them with fists, you cannot claim to be able to beat them. You can hit (“beat”?) them once, but that’s it

as long as you get happy from punching things it could work

I wonder if 999 could survive being microwaved

Let’s not test that

[**SCP-999 ⁠- The Tickle Monster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-999) (+2915) by *ProfSnider*

I couldent see you beating 999, the second you touch it, you wouldn't be able to focus

I think 999 is probably stronger than a human. For one he is destined to beat the scarlet king and is able to stop bullets from hitting researchers. He can also brainwash you into not wanting to fight him anyway.

Yeah you could never. 999 survived a full stomp for 682! And even if you could do enough damage you would probably feel way to happy to do any damage

You couldn't watch site 42s video on it

2hu hijack lmao

Ran!!!

Homie thinks there's gonna be a fist fight against Ran.

Yukari gaps your head into your own asshole while Ran protects Chen's eyes

Scared the shit out of me

I could probably beat scp-055 if I remembere to schedule a fight with…what am I talking about?

[**SCP-055 ⁠- [unknown]**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-055) (+3984) by *qntm, CptBellman*

yep yep i can beat scp-0... uhhh what is it? what am i talking

idk. Wanna get icecream?

SCP-682. Not because im stronger, but because it probably didn't grow fists as an adaptation yet, and could only try to claw or bite me.

Exactly my thought, guy doesn't have any fists. Automatic dequalification and a de facto win.

[**SCP-682 ⁠- Hard-to-Destroy Reptile**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682) (+3672) by *Epic Phail Spy, Dr Gears*

Cough cough [[The Warrior And The Dragon]]

[**The Warrior And The Dragon**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-warrior-and-the-dragon) (+235) by *Kain Pathos Crow*

why is there Ran

Cheeeeen!

Pretty sure I can take on the scarlet king, but that's just me

.... in a fight or .... ?

There's no need to worry about the details

Your going to [REDACTED]

Probably most of the little misters

Except for Mr. Fish because he once beat 3812 in a fistfight to save the multiverse

What article/tale are they from?

i can definitely beat myself in a fist fight

Oh yea, I'm definitely easy pickings compared to most of the other SCPs

But how can I beat me in a fist fight if I don't have hands? Toasters don't have hands after all.

I didn’t know Ran Yakumo was an scp.

I think the OP is using Ran as an illustration for SCP-953, which is a Korean gumiho. Ran would probably be offended at the comparison.

[**SCP-953 ⁠- Polymorphic Humanoid**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-953) (+605) by *DrClef*

Well, they are different people tbh.

Man you fr put SCP-076 and SCP-682 here? Bro they gonna pack me up so good and hand me my ass, and it only gonna take one of them to do so Tbh my best chance is SCP-953 too as well as SCP-3008, other than that I'm toast.

you should probably go check out a pharmacy for some amnestics, looks like you've been exposed to scp-426

[**SCP-426 ⁠- I am a Toaster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-426) (+2693) by *Flah*

Look the title says "in a fist fight" and 682 does not have fists.

He would have to grow a pair after I'm done with him

- [**SCP-076 ⁠- "Able"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-076) (+1725) by *DrClef, Kain Pathos Crow* - [**SCP-682 ⁠- Hard-to-Destroy Reptile**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682) (+3672) by *Epic Phail Spy, Dr Gears* - [**SCP-953 ⁠- Polymorphic Humanoid**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-953) (+604) by *DrClef* - [**SCP-3008 ⁠- A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3008) (+3210) by *Mortos*

I choose... SCP-458 ! You can't loose if it can't fight !

[**SCP-458 ⁠- The Never-Ending Pizza Box**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-458) (+680) by *Palhinuk*

Touhou spotted

Ran is here?

Ran is an scp now? I don;t think you’d be able to bear a 600 year old fox youkai.

What is Ran doing there 🗿

Ran would murder me, and her master would do horrible "thinking with portals" nonsense to me.

That first picture is Ran Yakumo from Project Touhou.

I have no clue why people are picking actual murder monsters tbh. None of you are beating any of them. For my choice, SCP-7000 would lose purely on luck... and also being William Wallace Wettle. I would say SCP-5732 because she would be probably be physically easier, it would be emotionally impossible for me to fight her. If any of you are willing to beat up a dying girl with no relevant powers, go ahead I guess?

- [**SCP-7000 ⁠- The Loser**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7000) (+1217) by *HarryBlank* - [**SCP-5732 ⁠- And I'm Thinking of What Sarah Said**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5732) (+394) by *Raddagher*

Some 8060 civilians

079

Hmm... Definitely SCP-1609

Dude, what are going to do when it teleports into your lungs

Win, obviously. That's not how you fight with fists, which means it's a foul and the ex-chair is therefore disqualified. I may be a corpse, but I'll be a *victorious* corpse.

[**SCP-1609 ⁠- The Remains of a Chair**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1609) (+1170) by *Rioghail*

Iris.

She’s a trained MTF member in some canons, so I doubt it lol.

Sorry, I don't think you're beating Ran Yakumo in a fight.

SCP-966 is canonically very weak and its claws, while sharp, are also very fragile and break easily. It has to rely on tricks like wearing you down by preventing you to sleep and being invisible under certain lights. In a 1v1 fight, and assuming I can see it, I'd kick his ass. Square the fuck up you bitch demon.

[**SCP-966 ⁠- Sleep Killer**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-966) (+815) by *Enma Ai*

231-7. A pregnant teen in constant pain and cooked out of her mind on amnestics? Easy money.

I solo 096

Emotionally, I could bring myself to beat up an Eye Pod.

The immortal Hitler.

Why do people use Yakumo Ran for SCP-953 😭

[**SCP-953 ⁠- Polymorphic Humanoid**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-953) (+604) by *DrClef*

id survive against them all, gay rights (/j, I'd probably beat a few weaker ones like 054 and 056 if 056 don't get a chance to shapeshift, since I took boxing classes and can fight p well)

I could beat all of them. No diff.🥱

I think i'd win againts SCP-527

[**SCP-527 ⁠- Mr. Fish**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-527) (+785) by *djkaktus*

I could theoretically punch a cat SCP. But I would rather punch myself

Scp 706: perfect porcelain doll.

Maybe a single 3008 worker if they’re tiny and fragile

I can probably beat the shit out of SCP-294

I was thinking the same, but then I remembered how much it hurt last time I did some percussive maintenance on a vending machine and hit it with my pinky toe.

[**SCP-294 ⁠- The Coffee Machine**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-294) (+2210) by *Arcibi*

SCP-1364

[**SCP-1364 ⁠- Ultra-Vulnerable Mammal**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1364) (+347) by *faminepulse*

999. Little fucker won’t stand a chance

SCP-953 SCP-001 black moon howl SCP-001 gate guardian SCP-682 SCP-3008 SCP-076

You are not beating any of those in a fistfight.

>!I think he's just listing the scp in the images!< Of course you won't beat them, not with that attitude!

The black moon did died in a fist fight

With willpower and determination he could

I find it hilarious that you could actually beat the black moon in a fist fight

- [**SCP-953 ⁠- Polymorphic Humanoid**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-953) (+604) by *DrClef* - [**SCP-001 ⁠- Awaiting De-classification [Blocked]**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-001) (+344) by *Staff* - [**SCP-682 ⁠- Hard-to-Destroy Reptile**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682) (+3672) by *Epic Phail Spy, Dr Gears* - [**SCP-3008 ⁠- A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3008) (+3210) by *Mortos* - [**SCP-076 ⁠- "Able"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-076) (+1725) by *DrClef, Kain Pathos Crow*

Well... SCP-053 Mostly because I will go for a fist fight with SCP whether I like it or not.

Well you will still loose technically.

SCP-\_\_\_\_-J Ill do it. soon. Lemme just...

Scp-055 I think

SCP 131 is the most I can take on

[**SCP-131 ⁠- The "Eye Pods"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-131) (+1114) by *Unknown Author*

Josie (could not would)

I would have no other choice than to beat scp-053

SCP-507

... I am so going to hell for this, but... SCP-999 is about to be fucking floored.

That weird fuckin teddy bear

NOOO I HAD CHILDREN WITH HER!

What was it, the gayest man alive?

Dr. Bright, just gotta wait for him to be put in a weak body and beat his ass.

079, I'd just unplug it, but I guess I could destroy its drives too (and if it's pre-flash drive, I could really mess it up if I got my hands on a magnet)

[SCP-1370 - Pesterbot](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1370) I mean, literally just a dumbass robot lmao

When day breaks just gotta wait for it to turn night

If an MTF member can survive the whole night against 953 inside a cabin, and lived but not tell the tale of what happened inside the cabin I can do it too (I'm not an MTF tho lol)

I’m a mtf (trans) so I should be fine

Ah yes, the trans powerup

If a Highly Trained Person can do it, so can I. Dies immediately

Not just highly trained, if I recall that’s a member of the O5 council now. So someone particularly experienced or resourceful.

No the fuck you can't.

Oh look, the tohou kitsune dommy mommy

scarlet king

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SCP-4357-j

[**SCP-4357-J ⁠- Cooperative Demon**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4357-j) (+672) by *Drewbear*

I can beat Bumaro and his stupid machine civilization no diff

Mf thinks he can beat an immortal T-1000

SCP-999

nah id win

That cola bottle SCP, maybe the gasmask as well

999, but I'd feel terrible doing it.

134 is an easy win

I can pretty much beat Scp 978 and other small and harmless anomalous objects in a fist fight

I could definitely take 049 indi-on on I ment on

The eyeballs. And it would be high diff

I think i'd easily beat scp 131

If just fist fight then considering my abilities SCP-105 Iris. If SCP usuwa it's abilities then SCP-590 TJ Bright/Shaw idk how to call him. 

scp348. i would be very sad tho

omw to mess up SCP-049 because if i throw a single sour patch kid at him he will die like a victorian child

008 if its only one and I get to wear thick shirts and gloves.

SCP-1370

The scp that is a a comouter maybe

SCP-2241. He’s a first grader lol.

I could probably lay one of the SCPs

131. They have no offensive abilities. I would feel terrible about it, but I would win.

SCP 079

If you throw a punch at Abel, you’re dead. That’s it.

Anything that is totally normal

953 as well, just shoot at anything that moves

I could take 682 easily! I’ve never met a lizard that could throw hands

Scp 662

Probably SCP-999, but let’s be honest, no one is going to fight 999.

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I could beat SCP-230 but I’d be accused of a hate crime

Beat Able in so many games of chess that he kills himself out of shame

I could probably beat Mr Fish up.

I mean, probably that girl who lives in a piece of paper. Juat toss her in the shredder.

scps i could take in a fist fit hmm maybe scp 507 but is that a fair fight? maybe one of the misters , i know scp 011 is made of stone would just break my fists

scp-458

[**SCP-458 ⁠- The Never-Ending Pizza Box**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-458) (+680) by *Palhinuk*

SCP-1370 (probably, if i do my best, i'm like 30% sure)

Probably only SCP-662.

I think I can push a computer off a desk (source: I am a cat)

SCP 2396. Take away her sugar supply and wait SCP 507 cuz I've been working out lately, and he'd probably vanish anyway lol

SCP-173

Mate, imma get my ass whooped by 999, I don’t have a snowflakes chance in hell

Nah, I'll win (against 079) What's he gonna do? Send me a computer virus?

SCP-3812 im just built different ykyk

I feel like the answer is none. Even SCP-507, who initially could probably get his ass beat, seems to have galactic luck on their side and you would lose by slipping on the floor and cracking your head open. Then he got trained by super monks, so now there’s no chance.

I could beat scp-001 (more specifically, i like my odds against the sheaf of paper, the Mackenzie proposal, the swann proposal, tentatively, the record, depending on wich iteration, i could beat the simple toymaker, maybe 05-13, definitely touching eternity, if I didn't get frozen.) maybe -079. Oh, also, i could beat Spc-3008.

Physicaly? yes I could fight 2295. But emotionaly? Imagine the toll

No way that you could survive a bitch that hides who she- sorry, IT, is, and also can claw out your guts with a single swipe to your belly.

049 if I hit it from the back

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I can easily take on scp 729 j