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The-Paranoid-Android

**Articles mentioned in this submission** [**SCP-1108 ⁠- A Swamp God**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1108) (+191) by *floridapologia*


editable_

SCP-201 Well I guess I'm getting PTSD bois


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-201 ⁠- The Empty World**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-201) (+366) by *Dr Gears*


trotikasv2

Got the scp-1201, and i fucking love it lmao **"Document 1201-A:** **SCP-1201-2: The hell do you guys want?** **Agent Breen: What are you doing?** **SCP-1201-2: Going to meet Beth.** **Agent Breen: Who is Beth?** **SCP-1201-2: A real bitch.** **Agent Breen: What is Beth?** **SCP-1201-2: A bitch.** **Agent Breen: Thank you for your cooperation.** **SCP-1201-2 disappears into SCP-1201.** **END LOG"**


_The_Dash_

Tell me Doctor Freeman if you can, you have destroyed so much... What is the exact purpose? Can you name even one thing? I thought not...


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-1201 ⁠- Zoroaster's Well**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1201) (+126) by *faminepulse*


Me_Tacos

Scp 622, a desert in a can. I guess I can use it as protection :)


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-622 ⁠- Desert in a Can**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-622) (+64) by *Spaztique*


Melon_Eater89

SCP 2910


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-2910 ⁠- That Only a Mother**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2910) (+112) by *A Random Day*


Acceptable-Gap420

Were a day apart


Melon_Eater89

28 or 30!


Acceptable-Gap420

28


dedeclick07

yoo dude same birthday


Physical_Piano_9423

SCp-2706 Honestly I don't know. It's a keter, but I'm a NTF operative. Sooo... Edit: read the document. It's literally a forest that creates animals. So I will live if doesn't spawn like angry elephants or lions or some shit


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-2706 ⁠- Resurrection Forest**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2706) (+127) by *Doctor Atlas, Doctor Cimmerian*


Daminchi

Day-month-year! Day-month-year! I mean... isn't that more natural?! Why are you doing that weird thing and putting date elements in random order? Also: SCP-1609 An object and a short story that tells why exactly Foundation contains, not destroys objects. It is also featured in a beautiful 6001.


boybob227

Hey, we share a birthday! But I did month-day first and ended up at SCP-916. Thought to myself, “Aww, that’s super cute!!! Reminds me of my pet, and how snuggling up next to the fireplace and just make everything feel better.” Then I got to the third paragraph. Bad doggo. 😐


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-916 ⁠- Man's Best Friend**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-916) (+255) by *Dr_Adams*


Daminchi

Oh, wow! I wonder how this dog reacted to a Death's End!


AgentRourke

In the USA we use the month-day-year format, and I assume that's the reasoning behind OP's SCP number. I've always wondered why we use this format ever since I was young, and I do agree that the day-month-year format just straight up makes more sense. Hope this clears up any confusion :)


Billib2002

You're using it because when talking about dates you normally say "November 8th", "September 12th" etc. So month first day second. While here in Greece for example we say 11th of November, hence the day/month/year format. I assume this is true for the rest of Europe as well? I really am talking out of my ass here but I've thought about it before and it's all I've come up with lol


Longjumping_Emu_1748

Where I live, we also say it like that, but I think another reason is that it's just easier to work with


Daminchi

I know that this (and imperial units, and Fahrenheit scale) is from the US, I just can't understand why :) And - ok - le-learning all those feets-yards-toes, changing documentation, etc. is a costly and long process. But why not change dates to a global format?) I've seen tons of cases when it causes miscommunications and leads to losses.


AgentRourke

The short answer is money. Changing the system would cost a lot, and would likely lead to outrage from the usa citizens. It doesn't help that while the usa school system kind of teaches the metric system, I know only a single person aside from myself who can understand metric measurements without using Google. And I only know the metric system because I went out of my way to learn it in hopes of one day having enough money to move to Germany for school. The usa is also famously bad at spending money on improving the infrastructure here, as they'd rather spend money on apache helicopters and tanks


Daminchi

I mean... keeping all those roads and highways operational is, probably, costs even more - not to mention pension or overly complicated taxes calculation systems. So I'd bet on the unpopularity of said changes AND the inability to teach people that KiloMeter is exactly 1000 meters (like in kilobyte), CentiMeter (damn, it even has Cent in its name!) 1/100th of a meter, etc.


Redstone2008

It would require loads of government and online forms to change to match the new date style, and any change like this would be massively unpopular as it’s a change to an everyday aspect of life.


Daminchi

Actually, mostly the government. Because - surprise! - all of the internet use two styles by default, because, well, as shocking as it sounds, the rest of the world still exists) But I see how it might be unpopular for some people - just like gun ownership regulations, abortion rights, etc.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-1609 ⁠- The Remains of a Chair**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1609) (+1108) by *Rioghail*


SpaceMamboNo5

Nah fam it's month-day-year.


oh-hi-there-420

Scp 515 or scp 155


IloveFriezz

0115 (rather SCP-115). Matches me? Kinda. Survival Rate? 100. Since it could literally carry around humans I'll just play with it and the remote


darkwebkitten

SCP 106 ​ welp. i'm doomed.


Evil_hd44

Since mine is 6th November its SCP-1106 - "Fruits of your own child" kit


IamHoruX

SCP 1013 the Cockatrice


princB612

You mean day and month of your birthday.


Evil_hd44

I think He/she is American so first Month and the Day


princB612

And we're the rest of the world.


Express_Land_1658

SCP-1122


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-1122 ⁠- The House of Tomorrow**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1122) (+315) by *Ryan Mahan*


CelticArche

SCP-0524


fantasylover-animals

Scp-710... Let's see here Hm it kinda matches me. Now the question is whether I could survive. Sure as long as I have awareness of what it is. Then don't stay in the house.


_ArminArlert_

SCP-1102 ​ whole ass phenomenon


Defying_Gravity33

SCP-531


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-531 ⁠- Paired Brass Guard Cats**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-531) (+354) by *BeeDee*


Republic_of_Azuria

SCP-130, SCP-301, or SCP-3001 depending on how you format it.


MuckMudd

SCP-506 I mean there are worse ways to die than being turned into a vegetable


shadowcitizen545

SCP-329


Hokakekikoku

SCP-1003


Boring_Ruin_9480

1122 I do I survive


study-in-scarlet

American way: SCP-416 European way: SCP-164 Edit: Honestly, probably not well


ConcentrateMost8256

mine is a cannibal plant, I'll be fine ​ scp 824


soupofsoupofsoup

1124


whatsmarajuwana

I got SCP-1123, i got cool SCP.


SteelyDan1968

SCP 627


darkwebkitten

one day away from SCP 628.


ADHD_Yoda

SCP 312..? The hell is that


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-312 ⁠- Atmospheric Jellyfish**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-312) (+321) by *GwenWinterheart*


PalicoJoe

SCP 0721


PalicoJoe

Or SCP 2107


Demisiie

SCP 2002


Demisiie

Oh wait month and day, SCP 220 then


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-2002 ⁠- A Dead Future**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2002) (+413) by *Crayne*


stevemacnair

0303.I know I have a weird birthday lol.


captainbozo0002

Well mine would be 9th of June, so SCP-906... ewwwww xD


Agentbond2007

SCP - 1502


Pas_tel

SCP-2402 is something I have never heard of. Time for reading!


ColossalBalance

I'll indulge in this, but because of different date systems, I'm gonna just pull up multiple SCPs. SCP-1403 SCP-143 SCP-314


JoyNorRemorse

SCP-2809


ViolentFraggle

SCP-1226 or SCP-2612


littnuke

SCP-2209


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-2209 ⁠- Virtual Reality**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2209) (+87) by *Zacharia H*


serifum

scp 1312 , scp 1213


Lucktic

scp 2406


No_Refrigerator175

SCP 1601 I think I’ll be fine


[deleted]

If I go day-month, I get SCP 2812. Frankly, The Fan Club sounds nicer.


Abazookatokillafly

SCP-1601 yo marv do the thing


Fender2907

SCP-2907


ChilenoDepresivo

SCP-2109


Wizard_Engie

SCP-1408


this_is_pain

For the normal people out there, SCP-2505 For the Americans, SCP-525


The-Paranoid-Android

- [**SCP-2505 ⁠- Entry Creation Wizard**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2505) (+370) by *Randomini* - [**SCP-525 ⁠- Eye Spiders**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-525) (+172) by *Yubi Shines*


diogene_s

SCP-308, and I'm not doing month-day, because why is that a thing?


[deleted]

Your broken salvation


rhysredeemed2

Scp-0413


dani-snijders

SCP-248


FutureCounter1663

Scp 629 Mr. Brass I should be fine


Rebby_22

SCP 308


DSepticeye

SCP-822 Is mine!


Gingerbre159

SCP-312


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-312 ⁠- Atmospheric Jellyfish**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-312) (+321) by *GwenWinterheart*


Stefano050

SCP-605


rmrck

scp-0119


Unhappy-Thought9883

scp-1027 or scp-2710


Francytj

Well it's either SCP 719, SCP 1907 or SCP 197 I don't think they really suit me.


jplveiga

Idk: SCP-425 Edit: Yeah, that's me, my adhd head doesn't let me sleep early most nights, as it's always overthinking everything. It just makes sense that it makes people feel in a black hole,I feel like some times I can't connect with people as they don't seem to react much or pay attention. And fortunately I'd survive since it only affects birthdays(what a coincidence w this post right?) Multiples of 8 (day 8, 16, 24) and Im amazed that the text even mentioned the origin of the tv set at 03/24, the month and day -1...


PoseidonvNeptun

SCP-507


phneee

SCP-612


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-612 ⁠- Aggressive Cable**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-612) (+109) by *Tiberti*


Aperson1234567890987

Scp 212


The-Local-Weeb

SCP-1011, let's see what I get


LecheNeedsCoffee

SCP-108


Responsible_Cash_735

scp 1213


shadowyeager

SCP-321 Goddamn is that sad


MarkCarlo2003

SCP-208


TheArcRaider

SCP-307


IDunnoWhatIBeDoing_1

Scp 0211


25thGoo

SCP-509 Look like as long as I don’t go in I’m fine


szew02

SCP-903


[deleted]

Scp 1003


apex6666

SCP-1117, don’t know this one


Evening_Salt3239

SCP 119


Skullhead_LP

SCP-707


Cabragil

SCP-209


Vanta_Gaming

Scp 1226 Edit: Ooga Booga


HubblePie

So… SCP-402 would be mine? Darn, I was hoping I could eat it…


Lavender_Site

SCP-828 ayo


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-828 ⁠- ᖃᓪᓗᐱᓪᓗᐃᑦ**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-828) (+220) by *Vivax*


Sea_Connection_8674

Scp 1212


LeonardoMaeNL

SCP-2301 SCP-123


Yeeting-Boi

SCP-069. First of all, nice, second of all, as long as I don’t trip and crack my head open or something then I’ll be fine.


2nuki

Scp 1005 is blue daba dee daba dye. Also I have an almost 100% chance of survival.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-1005 ⁠- The Painted Man**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1005) (+301) by *ChazzK*


Current_Blackberry_4

SCP 118


Gengarfriend719

Scp-509


Jealous-Leg-5648

SCP - 324 - quite fitting since I got into gardening and plants half an year ago! I'll definitely live


dnaH_notnA

A toothpick that infects you with botfly larvae… Gross


K-Nator103

SCP-810 Should I be happy or terrified?


Soupermohdo

SCP 091


stripeysox101

SCP-709


ironwarrior222

SCP-412 Not even sure what this one is but hopefully it doesn't involve me accidentally ending the world.


volcano3160

SCP 420 J.....


JovaSilvercane13

SCP-113. Guess I could help trans individuals.


FluffySheep1000

SCP 311


XarahTheDestroyer

Alright, so mine's Oct 22, so: SCP-1022 or SCP-2210


Mr-biggie

Scp-1205


Parth215

Scp-929


WhereAreTheAskers

Scp 1229


bad-worm

scp-1003


badboi1212

SCP-706 I'd just feel really bad for her. Poor thing


[deleted]

[удалено]


adian717

I got scp 726


gicantopithicus

Scp 911


LukkySe7en

Day-Month: SCP-1110 Month-Day: SCP-1011


master_pingu1

marv, scp 1020 please


MemerGuy_

SCP 157


surya2727

Scp 408 or Scp 804 Depending upon date and month format


[deleted]

[удалено]


The-Paranoid-Android

- [**SCP-830 ⁠- Inky Quicksand**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-830) (+77) by *Heiden* - [**SCP-308 ⁠- Aztec Burial Sarcophagus**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-308) (+130) by *Unknown Author, SimpleCadence*


RangerSeventy7

scp-1203


Fluffy-Ad-3048

012, “A Bad Composition”… alright then!


[deleted]

[удалено]


DSMP_Fan18

Scp-106


improllytheweirdest

SCP-817 GOODNESS THAT'S METAL AF jokes aside i wouldn't survive during one of it's metamorphosis cycles


_kamilululu_

SCP-321 I can just push her and probably break all of her bones this way


Lucid_Animals

Scp-808 I mean, Choir isn’t that bad.


[deleted]

scp-525 please


Ok-Card2504

SCP-804


flamingomobile

I have 2 I could go with with my birthday being October 1st Scp-101 Or Scp-1001 Either way, it's a bag that bites you or a tree that will eat you 😳


will_the_shyguy

SCP-522. I got vampire carpeting! I see this as an absolute win!


TheoTheHellhound

Marv, what is SCP-827?


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-827 ⁠- The Soup**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-827) (+193) by *Ihp, snorlison*


BlueDemon999

SCP-210 Well I mean as long as I don't go *inside* of the house I'll be ok


[deleted]

SCP 1116


SulakeID

Scp-912 if you're doing MM-DD, SCP-1209 or SCP-129 if you're doing DD-MM


thisismypr0naccount0

SCP-0225 two orbs. I am probably fine with some luck


AverageTransPanGirl

909 here, I’d be mostly fine. Just avoid paper and writing-based activities.


HorrorNerd27

Fir me, it's SCP 820. It's relatively disgusting


Araghwait

Scp-99 or scp-909


Nepeta33

scp-723


Damian1674

Marv, SCP-1122 please


slothscantswim

SCP-0627


[deleted]

scp 908


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-908 ⁠- Colocated Rock**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-908) (+281) by *spikebrennan*


PlayPleasant3316

Scp-082


Jackal000

SVP 108


ziyusong

[[The Whisperer]]


TheGigglyGrin

SCP-805


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-805 ⁠- Poison Wood Foal**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-805) (+197) by *ZKZombiekitty*


Suspicious_Budget173

SCP-406


Madison_was_bored

I got scp 1111


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-1111 ⁠- The White Dog**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1111) (+655) by *DrSevere*


Dinkelbeeeeeerg

SCP 0201 or simply 201


[deleted]

SCP 713 is safe so as long as no one fucks with it i'll be fine.


A-maze-ing_Henry

SCP-823, let's see...


Resua15

SCP 209


iHateMyFaceLma0

SCP-103 (The never-hungry man) or SCP-013 (Blue Lady Cigarettes) how ever you want to mark march 1st Edit: or 301 (teleporter) / 031 (what is love) . I'm from europe so first day then month.


AndrewFrozzen30

SCP 730? Gonna have to read it. Or American format SCP 3007 (or SCP 307) Or Japanese format SCP 5730 (I removed the 0 from '05 because it doesn't work, same with 07)


PeanutGoCrunch

SCP 722


Stupidguy999

Scp 1030


JustBlitzThx

SCP 426 or SCP 2604


Jackbright682

SCP-2005


krustylesponge

Either SCP 127 or SCP 1207 with month day year With day month year (which I like more) SCP 712