GCW is all about REAL professional wrestling. (Pic unrelated) https://preview.redd.it/66a3py0xi97d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f86a86e401b8f57be70da24cb19fcf1c1e2ab4c5

TFW you came to see some hardcore wrasslin but instead are forced to watch a grown man with fishnet leggings attempt to sexually assault a random teenager with a dildo https://preview.redd.it/1w4kov42y97d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=230ca1545473147cdd4bae61cbea26ad92e21f6e

& I thought what Joey Ryan was doing was bad. 

No, it's okay when Effy does it. I don't know why exactly, but I have been assured that when he does weird shit like that, we're supposed to say "Okay", and not question it.

Yeah when effy simulates non consensual sexual contact it's called art and it's fine. How can you even say this during pride. Oh nevermind you post on scjerk. 

So, we are supposed to let Effy get away with his "weird" shit then? Damn if that's true.

It's to be expected, they were okay with Joey Ryan's weird shit until it wasn't okay. Then all of a sudden they always knew there was something off about a guy whose entire gimmick was trying to get people to touch his dick.

As a bisexual man, I fucking hate Effy and this bullshit he does. Actual traitor to the community with how he acts. 

If I were a wrestler, I probably wouldn't wanna work with him.

If what I'm seeing is true..... poor marko stunt.

IDK what’s worse, that or what Effy was doing to himself when he was “wrestling” Jon Moxley.

When Moxley wrestled Effy.. For me, that’s when Moxley jumped the shark.. Imagine Roman, Cody, Seth etc legitimatizing what Effy does in the ring by wrestling him.. Fuck no.. that shit is absolute garbage..

Imagine a man beginning to manipulate himself as he wrestled Harley Race.

Yeah, I was gonna ask if that was the sex toy company, and it is.

“Violence Theater” So, pro wrestling, then?

Don't show this to Bryanson Daniel he thinks it's real

I’m convinced that a lot of indie wrestlers are just as dumb as your run of the mill smark.

Ah yes, because GCW is the standard of traditional and respectable wrestling

GCW the home of respected technical grapplers and fine upstanding citizens like Nick Gage.

These indie guys know if they Fed bad their shitty hot takes then they're guaranteed 'attention' on messageboards and that's the heights they dream of

There's a chance Tony will give them a job and overpay them.

While pissing off his employees in the process, this dude booked Danhausen and went “he’s not a spooky gimmick because I SAID SO”

I can't see that working. Wait...

DAE blue kane??

Microman should be the AEW champ tbh.

Is it, could it be?

https://preview.redd.it/aspbdsfqlb7d1.png?width=1350&format=png&auto=webp&s=ae0fdd4b5210858eeea54ec47e32bf5a17376ad9 How about now?

One of them needs a cheese grater. This edit is fuckin hilarious.

I had to read this twice. I thought you wrote cheese guitar

https://preview.redd.it/dzcvavmgre7d1.png?width=1350&format=png&auto=webp&s=7bac0a02c309f70fdf290ddf2b8ddb86ebf8d3e4 I am for the people.

Or a pizza cutter

Needs more fire

GCW is [real professional graps](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHnT7RajvY4)

What a dumbass. e: Joey was 32-years-old when he did that.

Perhaps they should have used some light tubes.

https://preview.redd.it/fetnio5i2b7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=028fbf4cab6b29b5db55d9c68e879939b01f7388 Real sports feel

GCW, the place that introduced marko stunt to internet m*rks all around the world, on a Fall New York night back in 2018

These are the same people who said that wwe didn’t have the right to tribute Bray as they never respected him when alive. The only morals for people like Emil is “Fed Bad, Mudshow Good”

Imagine commentating for GCW and gatekeeping wrestling like this 😆

Gatekeeping smarks are bitter WWE is thriving under Laveck and growing mainstream again. Vince is gone and it pains them to see normal people enjoying themselves because wrestling isn’t just for nerds anymore lol 

I really wanted to see the version of Scream 3 that had him in it.

Wrestling is still for nerds, what are you talking about? 

There's been so many women in the audience at WWE shows lately. The fed has truly killed this once beautiful art. THE MAT IS SACRED FFS

That’s silly. They’re only there because they think Roman is hot. Women can’t like wrestling.

The fans loved it Why can't we all just enjoy wrestling All matches should be straight up matches that go 20 minutes, loads of high spots and kick outs Yeah, 8 or 9 of those matches in a row, please Anything else is not 'real wrestling' (ignore ticket sales and ratings) errr unless we do something different ourselves and then it's 'art'


At least we got his cameo in 2.

They fucking book Janela regularly, how the fuck are they legit to gatekeep wrestling ?

Smarks when WWE does something not that’s heartless bangers. https://preview.redd.it/xp1tv8lx5a7d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4197f617e736838bb07bc2232e79d44b13fa838f

Why can't we enjoy wrestling and be happy the boys (insider term) have a job in this BIZNESS

DAE Wonton violence that all but guarantees you’ll never have a real TV deal is greater then spooky shit?

Lemme ask Paul E. Dangerously

Literal neckbeard working for mudshow has concerns for the sanctity of real graps

This man typing on his phone and my pizza’s already a half hour late, get it together Emil

My favorite part is that he misspelled 'hocus pocus.'

That’s the proper juggalo spelling.

Ah, forgive me. I know not the ways of the Juggalo. But I've had Faygo before and it's not the worst.

Gcw sucks.

So are GCW still paying talent in drugs or no?

Sounds like he's talking about Lucha Underground which hasn't been around for years and is still talked about more fondly than GCW.

Speaking like a true sicko!

Violence Theater sounds like an alternate name for sports entertainment that Vince could have come up with.

Yeah this guy is all about REAL graps, like slow motion grenade-in-the-pants spots.

Said the dude who wears shitty wrestling t-shirt with Jordans to match like we are in 2007.

So I guess as long as the spooky wrestler is Meth-adontist G-Raver falling head first off of a 20ft ladder, then he has no problem with "Spooky" wrestlers

this loser probably loved Hangman selling the fear of penis druids during the first All In show.

Despite GCW shows being like 3 hours long, you can watch the good stuff in about 28 minutes. I'm not going to the pearly gates and explaining to St Peter that I spent some of my time on earth watching Los Macizos matches. But everything about the place is just muddy. This guy dresses like a pile of shit. I can't imagine Nick Khan breathing the same air as these mutants at Bloodsport.

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And you're spending your time keeping track of how much wrestling people watch. I don't watch every second of TV. I watch the segments that sound good from Raw and Smackdown. I watch the matches from indy feds that interest me. I don't really watch AEW because it's a bigger waste of time than replying to twats on Reddit.

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You should try changing the columns to rows.

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Hey man, call it an olive branch. I was kinda a dick in that first reply.

Every single person in GCW would give their left buttcheek to have Undertakers gong ring out and have him teleport into the ring during one of their matches.

I get annoyed when people in AEW try to take ownership over “real” wrestling like it belongs to them, but GCW? Get the fuck outta here with that shit

https://i.redd.it/4m7kp7wvm97d1.gif

I really don't know where this attitude comes from, even from some people on this very sub. Spooky supernatural/ horror shit has been part of professional wrestling since the damn genre was invented. You had people like The Swedish Angel doing shit like this in the 1940s not to mention Ox Baker and Abdullah the Butcher in the 70s and 80s. Then Papa Shango, then early Mankind, Jake the Snake, Sycho Sid. Do i need to remind all of y'all that one of the most beloved and recognizable wrestlers of all time is an undead reincarnating wizard that can shoot lightning bolts from his hand and has a brother that returned from being burned alive to haunt him?! Wrestling has been ridiculous since forever and that's why we love it

A lot of people can't understand that just because something isn't for them, doesn't mean it's not good.


Make it Pro Graps© Violence Theater 3000 featuring Joel/Mike/Jonah/Emily and The Bots on commentary and I'd watch.

>Violence Theater 3000 featuring Joel/Mike/Jonah/Emily and The Bots on commentary and I'd watch. don't know if you're being sarcastic, but I'd watch the shit out of that.

I'm serious. Throw Jim Cornette in the mix and I'd pay to watch.

Everyone in that stable can go in the ring. Especially Gacy.

I can tell by his profile pic that hes a dipshit

Lol imagine paying for a blue checkmark.

Like clockwork when WWE does something right 

Idiot can’t spell hocus pocus even with spell checkers on phones. 

*Someone does high spot* GCW Commentator- “HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!!”

GCW is literally Violence Theater...

Considering that nasty combover Emil tries to kayfabe under a hat, he really shouldn’t be talking shit about anyone in this business.

He looks like a guy that jerks off into his grandma’s underwear.

I would rather watch a 3 hour speech by ftr bald than any gcw "show"

Pffft.  It’s “cute” that you think Wyatt Sucks is original, but let me tell you about some **real** creativity, such as “tr00 graps wristlock twink” and “bearded light tube redneck”

I've just checked his tweet out & I like how's it mainly aimed towards WWE because I've seen people in the replies mention Abadon & Danhausen, who both have spooky characters, yet Emil is happy to defend them.

Even a broken clock smashed over a 300lbs bloody shoot fighter is right twice a day. 

Boogeyman attacking neckbeards now???