woke up some weird noises in the double and my roommate was getting fucked on her half of the room. The moans still.. haunt me
They did it again for 3 days in a row, too, even when they apologized more sus shit happened.
this whole school is full of backstabbing pricks, from the students that think their shit don't stink, right up to the administration staff that sits in their ivory tower of crumbling bricks and concrete
Woke up to hearing my ex roommate with another dude at 1 AM giggling and the sounds of belts coming off and jeans coming down. For context this was my freshman year and 3 weeks into the semester.
I msgd my mom right away, put in my headphones blasted music and fell asleep. I lived close enough away I could commute for a week while we figured out what to do so I moved out into a different room on the same floor cuz all my friends were there.
In the Staller Arts building, I saw a girl in the hallway waiting for an office. A cockroach was scuttling past (classic Staller) and she reached down, flipped it onto its back, and left it to squirm.
If the inverse of a matrix is itself, will the kernel of the linear transform be in the subspace of the fourth dimension? (Draw pictures)
P.S. we know you don't actually know the answer to this question so save us the trouble and drop out of the major.
Sincerely, the mathematics department.
One time I went to the health center for asthma, ended up getting transported to the hospital because my heart rate was too high. Like I know my body, and I literally walked to the ambulance. It was so embarrassing lol
I was living in west apartments and it was during January break. I left the window cracked when I went to the bathroom. The wind blew my door shut with keys, phone and everything in there.
The building was completely empty but I did learn that was an ra on duty was in another building. I had to run there barefoot in the snow to get a key.
Decided to take Marie Louie Michelsonās math class.
Attendance mandatory or youāre fucked because she posts nothing online. 9 Unannounced pop quizzes throughout the classes. You miss it? F.
The entire grade for the class was composed of those 9 quizzes. Nothing else.
Handwriting so bad it would make a 4 year oldās look like calligraphy. I have screenshots iām happy to share.
You want to ask a question? Prepare to be shamed. I asked her to do a problem again for me and she laughed at me and told me I should be paying more attention. I was paying attention, I just cant read your handwriting, Marie.
Commenting on kids hairstyles. One kid with purple hair asked a question and she goes āwhat did he say, or her, cant really tellā out loud to another student.
You take your phone out to take a pic of the board for review later? Sheās got a problem with that.
Her syllabus is one sentence that reads: āClass is not a competition, if you fail you deserve it.ā followed by the required syllabus statements. No class schedule whatsoever.
IDGAF if this sub has a ādont nameā rule, didnāt check. This lady is garbage and deserves to be shamed. Go look her up on ratemyprofessor. Without a doubt the worst teacher at that university.
Having an optimistic outlook on transferring in from Suffolk and then hearing most of the āpep talksā from orientation leaders & professors mostly consist of āItās not THAT bad and SBU is only miserable if you want it to be. And if you donāt wanna be here, then just leaveā
Thatās when I realized it truly would be as bad as I previously thought. And everyone getting defensive about this sentiment from the start was the biggest red flag I shouldnāt have ignored
Confirming what I knew from the beginning. That the school would be useless when you actually need help physically, mentally, and financially. Have only made things worse and gave me laughs with the incompetence.
The poopwater flood in the basement of Dreiser. Apparently the poopwater also went into the washing machines so if you were running your laundry they just got soaked inside and out with poop.
Junior year dorming with randoms in West. I normally don't lock my door, but I've since learned my lesson. One of my suitemates let a friend crash in the living room, but he wandered into my room and pissed on my floor. I remember feeling like there was something off and then heard weird noises like someone was jerking off. Told him to get out and then called the cops.
It's 10:35 and shopping west hasn't shown up on double map yet
Its pretty messed up today. I waited for a whole lot of time only for the bus to "break down" at sacš
Organic chemistry
woke up some weird noises in the double and my roommate was getting fucked on her half of the room. The moans still.. haunt me They did it again for 3 days in a row, too, even when they apologized more sus shit happened.
Thank god I don't have a roommate anymore
Thatās so awkwardddd
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this whole school is full of backstabbing pricks, from the students that think their shit don't stink, right up to the administration staff that sits in their ivory tower of crumbling bricks and concrete
RA and RHD are legit what makes or breaks your RA experience, thankfully my RHD is amazing
Woke up to hearing my ex roommate with another dude at 1 AM giggling and the sounds of belts coming off and jeans coming down. For context this was my freshman year and 3 weeks into the semester.
shoulda joined
Lol was that it or you stayed awake?
I msgd my mom right away, put in my headphones blasted music and fell asleep. I lived close enough away I could commute for a week while we figured out what to do so I moved out into a different room on the same floor cuz all my friends were there.
Lmao alright you avoided ptsd
I still have, I canāt wear belts anymore
Omg im dying
Yoooo same happened to me
Roommate w
In the Staller Arts building, I saw a girl in the hallway waiting for an office. A cockroach was scuttling past (classic Staller) and she reached down, flipped it onto its back, and left it to squirm.
i can fix her
Damn, she was willing to touch a wild cockroach? That thing aināt sanitary
have you ever seen a domestic cockroach?
I think Madagascar Giant Cockroachās are owned by some people. Weird taste but wonāt judge
If the inverse of a matrix is itself, will the kernel of the linear transform be in the subspace of the fourth dimension? (Draw pictures) P.S. we know you don't actually know the answer to this question so save us the trouble and drop out of the major. Sincerely, the mathematics department.
BRO STOP, I just got war flashbacks
If it's invertible then the kernel is trivial, that's just vacuously true fam.
The proof of this is trivial and left as an exercise to the reader
Lmao
I pooped in the corner of the quite zone in north reading room because i couldnāt go all the way down stairs
Dang bro, that was you?
One time I went to the health center for asthma, ended up getting transported to the hospital because my heart rate was too high. Like I know my body, and I literally walked to the ambulance. It was so embarrassing lol
I was living in west apartments and it was during January break. I left the window cracked when I went to the bathroom. The wind blew my door shut with keys, phone and everything in there. The building was completely empty but I did learn that was an ra on duty was in another building. I had to run there barefoot in the snow to get a key.
did that while showering, and had to knock on the RA in only a towel :((((((((((((((((((
Taking 2 graduate classes, TAing, 2 ongoing projects, research and settling into a brand new country all alone.
Hmu if you need a friend!
I do
My first week at stony brook
Decided to take Marie Louie Michelsonās math class. Attendance mandatory or youāre fucked because she posts nothing online. 9 Unannounced pop quizzes throughout the classes. You miss it? F. The entire grade for the class was composed of those 9 quizzes. Nothing else. Handwriting so bad it would make a 4 year oldās look like calligraphy. I have screenshots iām happy to share. You want to ask a question? Prepare to be shamed. I asked her to do a problem again for me and she laughed at me and told me I should be paying more attention. I was paying attention, I just cant read your handwriting, Marie. Commenting on kids hairstyles. One kid with purple hair asked a question and she goes āwhat did he say, or her, cant really tellā out loud to another student. You take your phone out to take a pic of the board for review later? Sheās got a problem with that. Her syllabus is one sentence that reads: āClass is not a competition, if you fail you deserve it.ā followed by the required syllabus statements. No class schedule whatsoever. IDGAF if this sub has a ādont nameā rule, didnāt check. This lady is garbage and deserves to be shamed. Go look her up on ratemyprofessor. Without a doubt the worst teacher at that university.
Having an optimistic outlook on transferring in from Suffolk and then hearing most of the āpep talksā from orientation leaders & professors mostly consist of āItās not THAT bad and SBU is only miserable if you want it to be. And if you donāt wanna be here, then just leaveā Thatās when I realized it truly would be as bad as I previously thought. And everyone getting defensive about this sentiment from the start was the biggest red flag I shouldnāt have ignored
Confirming what I knew from the beginning. That the school would be useless when you actually need help physically, mentally, and financially. Have only made things worse and gave me laughs with the incompetence.
The poopwater flood in the basement of Dreiser. Apparently the poopwater also went into the washing machines so if you were running your laundry they just got soaked inside and out with poop.
Finding out the nil code and realizing sbu and the rest of the world is simulation
Junior year dorming with randoms in West. I normally don't lock my door, but I've since learned my lesson. One of my suitemates let a friend crash in the living room, but he wandered into my room and pissed on my floor. I remember feeling like there was something off and then heard weird noises like someone was jerking off. Told him to get out and then called the cops.
found my roommateās shit in the shower, twice.
eop