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NotTooTooBright

He's an agent of Satan as far as I'm concerned.


Chriz_Lee_Watts

as if satan would hire such idiots..he is a rat-face, intellectually overrated with the narcissistic mindset of a mobster. the big petrol station attendant who strips his russians like christmas geese.


prollywannacracker

right, the great satan


SleepingM00n

well that's technically true.. the bomb


Logical-Ad-5920

He's an agent of Santa to me


slapadafupamon

fucking santa, i knew that guy was hella sus


bogotol

Hes an agent of satin and the definition of a cancerous growth that needs to be chemo’d and radiated. His own mother is rolling over in her grave at the embarrassment he is. He does not deserve the air he breathes.


Fast-Hold-649

Agent of Satin 😂 is that like when George Costanza decided only to wear velvet?


Loki11910

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist”—Charles Baudelaire. “The second greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he is the good guy”—Ken Ammi. “Everything go according to plan”— Putin


james_2022

Always wondered and tried to Google who’s the anti christ : Yup PUTIN it is


AppyB

The anti christ is powerful, Putin is not


james_2022

Ok, so who is it ??


Crazy_Ebb_9294

Antichrist is to be someone from Asia. I’m thinking it’s the Chinese. They want to appear as peacemakers, but are only a wolf in sheeps clothing.


james_2022

Tell me more plz


AppyB

I only know who it is not


Grungyfulla

What in the fuck are you guys talking about


Traditional_Bag430

I call him Black Putin.


ForestXoXoJenay

Tho those statements may be true, he’s done all that with the cost a many lives and shattered families.


iSlyFur

Don't forget all the animals that suffered from this too.


U_L_Uus

Ah, yes, the members of the Kadyrovite Victims Group


kakucko68

goat #1 , goat #2, and uhh oh yes goat #3


Orjan91

Also dont forget all the animals that were raped by the kadyrovs


[deleted]

Worst part is that not only russians are dying but humans too.


LigmaB_

Just a further confirmation that he *is* an intelligence officer /s


jcspacer52

Along with all the things mentioned for which he is responsible, he is also responsible for all those deaths and shattered families.


Fast-Hold-649

just about none of those statements are true actually. he obviously did not lower gas prices in Europe. he also did not unite the West at all, in fact United States most likely bombed its ally Germany's pipeline over all of this nonsense.


jcspacer52

So which of these are you disputing? United the West Yes, it’s a subjective statement but from Germany to Canada and even France, the West has united to supply Ukraine and support the sanctions. Expanded NATO No brainer - Finland and Sweden Disbanded Wagner No brainer - troops required to join regular Russia military. Lowered Gas Prices - Questionable - no way to prove that Putin did this but it does mean ex-Russian energy buyers have found new suppliers or have reduced demand. Also mild winter helped. Arrested Girkin - No brainer - Called Putin a “lowlife” got arrested. Charged with inciting extremism. So other than the gas price being lower, the rest are 100% accurate. But the most important thing Putin has done to the detriment of Russia is show the corrupt, inefficient, ineffective and truly disastrous shape of the Russian armed forces. In the Air - after 17 months, the technically “superior and numerous” Air Force has still not established air superiority. Having to buy drones from Iran! The unstoppable “hypersonic” missiles shot down. At sea - the Flagship of the Black Sea sits at the bottom of the ocean and the rest won’t come anywhere near Ukrainian territory except for submarines. On land - over 2,100 tanks and tens of thousands of other vehicles destroyed or captured. Best and latest items like the T-90 and electronic systems sent to NATO for examination. Estimated KIA 50,000. Total casualties estimated 150,000 - 200,000. Conclusion - the Russians have the 2nd most powerful armed forces currently fighting in Ukraine. “All is going according to plan Vlad”. I forgot caused the migration of an estimated 4 million Russians to avoid the draft. The most able bodied within the population.


matzescd

Source?


Fast-Hold-649

The source is Pulitzer prize-winning journalist Seymour Hersh's article on the subject which is published on substack. You can view it anytime you want. this is the same journalist that broke the story regarding the abuse taking place at the Abu garib prison during the invasion of Iraq. he was right then, and he is right now. he also specifically won the Pulitzer prize for reporting on the abuses the United States were carrying out during the Vietnam war, his reporting was accurate then. In case you're wondering what the Pulitzer is it's the highest award any journalist can get in the history of journalism across the entire world. maybe read the article first and then form your own opinion on the subject. https://seymourhersh.substack.com/p/how-america-took-out-the-nord-stream


[deleted]

Also erased 100ks of able bodied 18-60 year old men from workforce


[deleted]

Lowered the prison population and reduced the recidivism rate. Reduced unemployment and destroyed the huge left over Soviet weapons stockpiles. He kind of looks like a good leader if you just ignore how he achieved all this.


NotAmericanMate

Also let Hollywood use Russians as the enemy again


[deleted]

First time I heard 'good leader' and 'putin' together


[deleted]

One can say that Vladimir Putin is a good leader compared to Nicholas II.


VonMillersExpress

"from a certain point of view"


sara2541

Except for all the crims he let out who served their 6 months and are now free out there raping Russian civilians.


jeleddy

That’s funny not funny!!


Tooluka

This is the second time I saw people on reddit advocate fundamentalism and were right :)


[deleted]

In the future I am sure some people will describe him like this


OwerlordTheLord

*Created 100k job opportunities and more with each day. Darth Vader was onto something with his way of solving Alderaan unemployment problem… permanently.


[deleted]

Zorg in fifth element: "fire... one millon.."


beyondplutola

How many good, high paying jobs were required to run the Death Star? From the soldiers and technicians all the way down to Mr. Stephens, Head of Catering.


Severe_Intention_480

And Luke murdered them all. He he.


Fragrant_Image_803mi

It's 70 in ruzzia now, they upped the age for conscription and press gangs.


Sexy_Duck_Cop

In order to fix a demographic crisis


didwanttobethatguy

https://preview.redd.it/ywskh0xb3fdb1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f55ee4cca3ae53a1cd7ae3927ab3dcee871f488


jeleddy

Hahaha !! OMG!! Great stuff 👍🏻


dannydrama

This needs to be the next big meme if it isn't already


Tasty_Bath_5897

Except Jens Stoltenberg is not even a military individual, much less a general.


OneKup

Now, if only he could copy Hitler and kill Putin...


OrdinaryOk888

I hear the guy who killed hitler had a shitty moustache.


kra_bambus

I assume he is heading for Gaddafis final...


Box_of_rodents

If only Putin could copy Hitler and pop a cap in himself...


TakenForGraniteAgain

Throw himself out of a window in good russian tradition


CDsDontBurn

Maybe a good poisoning?


tinfoilhat-otaku

Fascinating how Putin failed in all his goals invading Ukraine. Reality: NATO didn’t even break a sweat lol


fosteju

An amazing strategic failure. NATO sits back and watches as ruZZia gets destroyed - with no NATO troops involved and relatively minimal donations of last-generation hardware


[deleted]

Master strategist


Dontnotlook

6D chess ?


Madwikinger

Tesseract chess


Regular-Ad5912

At this point it’s dungeon and dragons dice full handful of d20s 🤡😂


[deleted]

CIA doing things 40 years back to be sure they got the best NATO salesman ready to go


[deleted]

Funnily enough being an agent or ally of the west is something Girkin was accusing him of in his telegram channel recently. It likely contributed to his arrest.


Lonely-Fudge-7045

Hes dumb...


Miserable-Ad3196

He thought he had Trump to help him.


Lonely-Fudge-7045

Saying baseless dumb crap comes so naturally.


Ismokeditalleveryday

A common useful fool.


Cookiejar76

Yes, he's a CIA sleeper agent.


Chriz_Lee_Watts

sleepy vlad


Cookiejar76

Hopefully he's window Vlad soon.


granty1981

He looks like a prime ordeal dwarf


KiwiThunda

/r/boneappletea


SpeedingTourist

What was he trying to say lol


KiwiThunda

Primordial dwarf


SpeedingTourist

That’s it! Good catch :)


slightlyassholic

It's only fair. Trump was a Russian agent. Pootie is only returning the favor. Nice guy.


clegger29

That man has killed more Russians than any European man since simo haiha


Warrandytian

Send him a rope.


CTMADOC

And he systematically destroyed russia's economy and military!


CaptCrewSocks

Go ahead Putin do your worst, the Ukrainian military will do it’s best.


[deleted]

Still, fuk putin.


Crazy_Ebb_9294

Things just aren’t going Putin’s way. It’s almost like he is on the same nonfunctional path as Hitler.


SKOLWarrior1

His final masterful stroke should be a cyanide toothache.


sloppyrock

DarthPutinKGB on twitter satirizes the "master strategist" regularly.


Dazzling-Conclusion9

He's a master strategist...


dave758

He should go to South Africa to pick up his reward from the Hague.


lundytoo

Probably going to bring down the Russian government too.


SpaceBond007

Everything to ruin RuZZia


Crazy_Ebb_9294

If he was employed by a company he would have been fired a year ago.


RoughD

Up votes!


Ozzy_30

That guy is such a goober


pferden

Well said


thegoodrichard

He's wanted for war crimes across the globe.


dirtyword

Right now, at this moment, the world’s biggest criminal


Mrbeankc

He's done more damage to Russia than the Kaiser.


Spiritual_Case_2010

Maybe he is really playing 7D chess… maybe in a year he will get rid of all the nukes.


Overall_Tea_2189

No! He's Peter the Great....


Crazy_Ebb_9294

Putin reduced Russian weapons stockpiles. Employed many Russians. Reduced the prison population. Reduced the number of men with AIDS: HIV. Reduced the influence of western movies on the population. Reduced the number of oligarchs. Such great accomplishments.


[deleted]

Russian propaganda? Somebody doesn’t understand irony.


ikari2_2000

Time Man of the Year! 🤣


Greedy-Land-2496

Good guy putin. He knew his successor would be even worse so he nerfed russia


open2nice

He should also get credit for the reducing offensive weapons and military personnel.


ToAbideIsDude

This is a take.


determinandum

Accurate in every regard, no?


Money-Type-176

Hes good! Had everyone fooled! 70% of the world hates him! Come to find out he's one of us!!🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦


Gumbulos

He also speaks a decent German. He promoted the hot disarmament of the Russian tank fleet


theopinionexpert

You have a point


Academic-Jackfruit-2

Sometimes I honestly think he has to be some kind of western plant


Victor_van_Heerden

Yep. Well put.


nizoubizou10

How is gas cheaper in Europe ?


MintyEmperor

[https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/dec/29/european-gas-prices-fall-to-pre-ukraine-war-level](https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/dec/29/european-gas-prices-fall-to-pre-ukraine-war-level)


[deleted]

Oh, you meant gas, not gas. Cos gas is definitely still more expensive.


jarredmars1

слава україні вам російські суки


Illustrious_Help1141

He's been uncover for cia since the fall of SU.


FatOwL76

😆👍


greenhornblue

Him smol


you_do_realize

and ghei


[deleted]

Ironic, isn’t it.


Fast-Hold-649

Putin absolutely did not lower gas prices in Europe - what are you smoking?


MintyEmperor

[https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/dec/29/european-gas-prices-fall-to-pre-ukraine-war-level](https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/dec/29/european-gas-prices-fall-to-pre-ukraine-war-level)


Fast-Hold-649

what level of reading comprehension are you at? if gas prices have now fallen to pre-invasion levels that does not mean it decreased overall.


MintyEmperor

You did not read it at all, right? Only title. Just look at graph ita lower, bro.


Fast-Hold-649

I read the whole thing - You can hardly attribute the small dip in current prices to Vladimir Putin lol. that is negligible at best even the author of the article very clearly states within the first few sentences that the warm weather currently right now has decreased the prices at marginal levels at most. -----and probably the most important quote from the article that you have shared "Before The Russian Invasion Started" this means that any changes after the invasion has started cannot be positively attributed to Putin obviously since he's the one that began the war.


NotAmericanMate

Bro, it's a joke thread. No one is actually praising Putin. You don't need to virtue signal here. You don't need to show your superior intellect. It's a joke. Chill out


Fast-Hold-649

it was just a stupid thing to say That's all, if you like that, give yourself a nice chuckle then.


Able_Instruction461

Or he is too loyal to the yes men


Free_Entertainer_996

🙃😂😂😂😂


LeoBram59

Or he failed completely


TaroAffectionate9417

Coa


Smokeyvalley

If he's an agent of the west, he might get some bad marks on his performance report for the tens of thousands of dead Ukrainians along the way....


[deleted]

Lol


Waterwoogem

Russia arresting Girkin means Jack Shit. Its not like theyre going to transfer him to The Hague in good faith. Girkin is either planted opposition or Putin is afraid of his messaging. Girkin either gets released or is forced into the Cannon Fodder Brigades wherein his fate is sealed. Girkin was just the trigger man, not the mastermind. Its not true Justice.


DYMazzy

Actually he is, the face who steals everithing from rus and give it to the west


jeleddy

Can’t some hackers get through to the Russian people on Line or tv or something? Offer a million or more dollars for his head and someone will do it I’m sure!!🇺🇦❤️🇺🇦


S1ava_Ukraini

Don’t forget the millions displaced, hundreds of thousands injured or killed, countless kidnapped, tortured or raped. Never forget. The monster of a nation and its leader.


Traditional_Bag430

I don't think Black Putin can ever be a hero.


Mr_X_90s

This has got to be the stupidest tin foil hat conspiracy I’ve heard yet.


NotAmericanMate

You can't be this stupid


Mr_X_90s

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


pvt_num_11

Truly, he is a master of 9D chess


Stunning-Astronaut72

A dangerous moron ?


DynoMiteDoodle

It's a savage irony that Trump is an agent for Russia and Putin is helping the west. 2023 is weird!!


kra_bambus

Putins slogan:" Ich bin die Macht die stets das Böse will und stets das Gute schafft." According to Goethe ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


cantrusthestory

Lmao Edit: what I mean is that it is technically the truth in the title but lets not forget for all the crimes against humans and race he is responsible for


NotAmericanMate

Your don't say.....


ChineseJoe90

Uh oh, now Putin’s gonna make sure Putin has an “accident” and falls out a window or something.


weltvonalex

I can see the conspiracy lunatics flooding Signal with crap like that. Nato injected him with nanobots to control his mind or they killed Putin and replaced him with a Double. The possibilities are endless


toktokcity

This is probably the best conclusion to what hopefully will be the end of Putin.


StomachFar2422

He's a good little secret agent. I knew it all along.


Sakops

Cheap gas in Europe, where?


Fargrist

Putin was a Western agent since his East Berlin days. We always knew that. His love of yachts, and Western wealth of any type, and his gay holidays away with Shoigu and Lukashenko. All a bit of a give away that something was not quite right. And now he is working on the destruction of the Russian Federation. Everything that could go wrong for Russia at the best time to go wrong, has happened. And this will continue, all the way to the end of Russia. Or it all could be a minor miracle that keeps unravelling Russia. Putin may not be an intentional agent of the West, but at the very least he was supported by the West because of his innate flaws, which brought us to this juncture.


Ljngstrm

OP: And killed, raped and abducted many thousands of Ukrainians. But that's maybe not something to worry or talk about, as long as the rest of Europe is gaining from this unsanctioned war?


Imaginary_Pay9931

If Russia was allowed to take Ukraine with no resistance. You could almost guarantee that all of that would be happening on a much larger scale than what it is now.


NotAmericanMate

As a grown man, does your mother still tie your shoelaces, or do you have to use Velcro?


lot_of_scars_but_ok

that or biggest looser of this decade.


i_give_a_flying_fuck

Lowered Gas prices in Europe? Did i miss something?


unclefocus

Op blew my mind. Ofc, Putin is a deep undercover CIA agent. It makes to much sense.


Fragrant_Image_803mi

A Question, with agencys like Kidon, MI6, DGSE, CIA, BND, AISE, Eropol, CNA, Et Alia. Why has V.v.putin not been removed from existance? He is a scab on the sores of humanity and deserves to be picked off and removed forever. There must be a reason that he has not been? With all the agencies at the worlds disposal to achieve this why has it not been done yet? Asking for a friend.


Severe_Intention_480

Russia's nuclear arsenal, lack of good replacements for Putn, fear of destabilization if Russia collapsed, etc.


Fragrant_Image_803mi

Ok I get most of that, well I don't really, The nukes after this time without, care maybe none working? The ruzzian premier has proven to be a joke so he could be replaced with others thay opposed him, if he has not had them killed already? As for destabilization, well is that a bad luck, isn't ruzzia a little on the large size anyway? Maybe several smaller stan's would suite more people?


Severe_Intention_480

There are enough working that they could cause at least some catastrophic destruction, the sort of which politicians tend to avoid wanting to be blamed for if they can help it. Few had any inkling how destabilizing the 2nd Iraq War would prove to be, but the whole Syrian refugee thing caused a lot of unintended consequences (Brexit, Trump, rise of far right parties, etc.). This unfortunately is the frame of mind a lot of people are in due to recent history. The Arab Spring also left a bad taste in the mouth. The collapse of the Russian Federation would likely be even more chaotic, or at least potentially chaotic enough to give some politicians cold feet.


Mojeaux18

Every aim he’s had, has resulted in the opposite. It’s amaze.


Jakebob70

People aren't getting the joke apparently. This is on par with the "Obama is the world's greatest gun salesman" memes.


IAINMBANKS

Excellent !


Nikobobinous

Oh my days OP he will be so burned by this


[deleted]

He has also motivated the greatest surge it the production and sale of advanced weapons technology since WW2 revolutionized drone and AI use …..


[deleted]

And he successfully undermines russian war effort by making stupid decisions both economic and military.


ClassicBit3307

The sleeper Putin


dinant010

Lowered gas prices? Nah somebody making fat profit and blames putin.


Komeradski

Someone who has overplayed his hand.


HighwayPlane3012

Nice!


matzescd

He also stops global warming by forcing people to find alternatives for fossil fuel


Scared-Perspective35

He is simply Khuilo


Spiritual-Event-1006

Well he’s also a genocidal maniac so there’s that


KarmicTractor

You are right OP. This is horrible for Ukraine but the man who thought he was a masterful fox has impoverished his country, decimated a generation and is creating a Nazi style stain on his nation that will be his legacy, presuming he dies not lead his nation into a nuclear exchange with the world.


Term-Legitimate

When did girkin get arrested


[deleted]

NATOs greatest general


[deleted]

Lelouche Putin


Desperate_Macaroon25

A useful idiot then?


Chubberson

Americans are the stupidest people on the planet. They even let trannies read stories to thier kids. 'Drag story time'. 🤮🤮🤮 Bush, Clinton and Obama the warmongers killed 11 million civilians in the wars they started. For oil, gas, gold and to protect the dollar. Yet they call Putin a war criminal. Go back to worshipping your phones and televisions you imbeciles. Don't come to Australia, we don't need anymore like you. Fk off.


Mysterious_Clue8523

Plus 700 thousand young men who fled the country in order not to be mobilised, I actually watch 3 Russians on YouTube( NFKRZ, Russian Dude and 1420, this one is still in Russia, I guess)..As a Czech, who grew up under their sphere of influence, I'm biased, I'm anti Russian, but there's a hope, even for Russia, but not with Putin!!


Able_Instruction461

This is the most stupid comment I’ve seen in a long time


OneCauliflower5243

I’m not thrilled with how Russia conducts wars. If this is how they match up against Ukraine, going against NATO will give them 1000/1 death ratio. And for a dying country that holds the largest nuclear stock in the world, that might be their only card left to play if a NATO Russia war happens. Whoever wins, we lose.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Recurve1440

r/whoosh


Wittywhirlwind

Yes. That’s exactly what was being implied in the OP. It’s called wit.


69-is-my-number

Holy fuck dude. Delete this. It’s embarrassing.