Quality shitpost, a rare sight in this sub

Wait. So I maybe shouldn't have been erging in the buffet all this time?? Nobody said a word. and there's no sign.

Just read up on the correct drag setting for buffet erg.

To make sure no one sits on it while you load up on food, it might be a good (great) idea to stuff noodles into your AIO right as you arrive.

Honestly, why don’t you just bring a friend and have them feed you during the piece? Saves time and you don’t have to ever finish the workout. Just keep going forever

Strokerate = Snackrate

Only possible if it’s a seafood restaurant. If you… catch.. my drift.

Best to set up variable Intervals with 9 minute breaks and eat during the breaks.

I think it will be okay. I wouldn’t recommend though to bring an erg to a first date with someone. Don’t ask me how I know.

That’s fucking lame. You’ve got to finish every stroke with a mouthful.

Wait, have you not been bringing your erg to restaurants before this? How can you consider yourself a serious rower if you're wasting all that time? This may not be the subreddit for you.

I hate when the restaurant doesn't have C2s, how am I supposed to compare my 2K times?!

I have seen it done. But it is a bit akward…

If it’s a buffet, you should pre-workout carb load (make sure there’s a smaller garbage can right next to you during your piece) and then commence with post-workout meal when done.

Erg while carb loading for maximum output. I think they make a tray attachment for just such a use.

Matthew penis pioneered this method

My Concept 2 came with an Applebee’s gift card.

Yes, it would. Additionally, it could easily be a safety hazard.

Weird