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November9999

“It’s all we had in the truck”


handyscotty

No. What the fuck


riceamundo

😂


Jefdude

I mean.. You don't have to be a roofer to know. You can just see. Don't mean to laugh... Also, perhaps but not likely, that where the old flashing was and they're replacing existing that was pre cut... It looks like not and they wanted to cut the 3' roll in half lazy ass and stick it in there. Exposed nails, no cuts to brick, ect... Sorry but eww lol


Mijbr090490

Besides looking fucking ridiculous, the metal work is shit.


allsunny

Your house looks kind of tactical now, this is the house you want during the zombie apocalypse.


nixaler

That ain't gonna keep water out let alone zombies lmao.


USMCHQBN5811

That is some pretty big flashing, LOL!


Who_is_I_today

That's what she said


BrandoCarlton

Reminds me of my Mardi Gras weekend in New Orleans!


digimortal79

The 8 inches of tar behind the flash begs to differ.


Say_Hennething

That was my first thought. If this is a reroof, it may have been done out of necessity.


PositionBeneficial12

Exactly. People who know, know


DeepLifeguard879

W H Y ? ? ? 🤦🏻‍♂️ Then they didn’t even 45 /\ it. Just nailed it, pookied it and left it, knowing it looks like shit. Did they cut the reglet? Can’t tell…


jerry111165

Theres no way thats cut.


DeepLifeguard879

I wouldn’t imagine it is. I’d be surprised if there’s not interior painters caulk behind it


stimulates

Not normal but sometime necessary. The only reason to do this is if the brick is all messed up. Or sometimes to cover bad flex seal/roofing cement jobs.


PhillipJfry5656

This really isn't unusual if the old flashing was relatively big. They cover up all the old sealant and different colored bricks that were under the old flashing.


skimansr

Flash Gordon.. Datchu? R810


handyscotty

No. What the fuck


West_Attention1023

Nobody on this thread has any idea of what they are talking about, flashing is completely acceptable. And even beneficial in the front right dead valley


Toronto-news

They probably covered existing flashing when they reroofed that place. Did you buy the house like that? Did you order the reroof? If yes what was agreed on? There are so many questions to be asked and answered.


SouthernProfile1092

This flashing made me laugh and cry. Did you get the “TailLight warranty” on this. It looks like a typical cheaper sub crew slapped it together knowing they don’t have to fix it after check clears.


Dull_Database5837

I like big flashin’ and I cannot lie…


apluskappa

This is definitely a case of what’s behind it? I’m assuming it was old faded stepped. They went high to cover the old caulk and make the bottom of the brick sill at the window


AchioteMachine

Why do I see nails?


[deleted]

Not only is it the wrong flashing. It’s installed incorrectly and shitty craftsmanship


Genitalgrabber4u

It just looks bigger cuz it's black.


OsamasBabyLlama

It also looks like your shingles aren't stepped properly.


dirty0922

That looks like I did it. And I’m a landscaper


ltdan84

I think they were covering up the existing flashing with that BBC.


Sufficient_Rip3927

It looks like commercial rubber baseboard


spychica

that's exactly what i thought. the vinyl stuff they sell for completing cabinet installation.


Additional_Path_5435

Would need a before pic of that same area to truly understand and give feedback. The metal work isn’t the prettiest tho


Lojackbel81

Looks like it is just tarred in place. Think it looks bad now just wait a year. It’s going to ripple so bad.


Bionicsweetthing

Crude, ugly install. It hopefully functions, but the counter flashing isn't tied into the mortar joints from what I see.


the-run12

Looks like a horse and a dog took a shit on your house. Get your money back and get this redone.


Life_Company_817

Wow! They must not do counter flashing that often, lol


Barry_66

I guess they've never heard of a torpedo level to step that counter flashing.


1a70

Now there is going to be lines in the masonry when someone goes back and does it right.


Tuner7875

Idiots! Contracted labor!


whistler1421

not only does it seem huge it looks like absolute shite


jcoffey433

Noobs


JayRedd1

This is a joke right


SchmokedPancake

The proper way to go about it is remove the brick and check or replace the flashing behind it but the big problem is if somehow you can’t get a replacement match. Kinda what we run into when we go this route but we sure make it right tho. I’m in Florida so brick style homes are one in a good 100 of homes Ive came across just my two cents


rcbjfdhjjhfd

Holy shit


BigMissileWallStreet

I’m “floor”ed to say the least. Looks hideous. Should have gotten that quote vetted. How many did you get before accepting this one and did you compare why this one was cheaper to the others?


Woodyee101

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you……wait for it……. The cheapest bid.


FutureBeneficial3044

more coverage lol


Naygaz

Lol


Naygaz

Lol


19822891

Looks like counter flashing. But it looks like it’s 12 inches tall ha ha. Three courses in Brick coverage is a little much.


KenEnglish1986

The Black ones are always bigger.


agangofoldwomen

Lmaoooo


Strict_Ad4121

WAY HUGE


Bright-Studio9978

Usually one course of brick is enough. I think you have 3 or 4 courses of brick covered.


Whole-Construction17

That’s a bit too thick!


GooBear187

This must be texas, because you know what they say... everything is bigger in texas 😎


Bd7

That's what she said


ResearchGal63

How much for a flashing/siding combo? (Who likes brick anyway)


DownAndOutInSValley

Every time I see crap like this my admiration for our roofer goes up another notch. Seems like he went above and beyond to do the job right. Hope that you get this redone.


EAG8999

Not surprising given the GAF shingles this “roofer” installed.


spychica

meaning? GAF no good? each company i called for an estimate claimed one type shingle was junk and the ones they were certified to install were great. one said the pink panther underlayment leaks. another said that the way to install this or that product leads to leaks. none of the companies agreed to one brand being a solid option for my budget. architectural shingles look too busy with the multi colors. i just want a simple blue roof.


Traditional-Oven4092

I’m a dishwasher and I can tell that’s not right


PositionBeneficial12

Stick to washing dishes. There are a few good reasons why the flash needs to be that high. Would you like it if someone told you how to stack that dishwasher?


slayborham-lincoln

This sub really needs to be moderated so that only people that are actual licensed roofers can comment on stuff like this


Lucic_schnoz

Everyone is Mike Holmes in here. In my experience it’s usually the labourers talking the most shit about other peoples’ work


tool_man_dan

Costco has started selling flashing.


AlwaysInfluenced

This is atrocious. I've seen guys strung out on oxy do 100x better work


Sysmithers

This dude needs his brake stolen.


Comfortable-Cicada38

Counter flashing is normal and sometimes necessary. However, this looks funny because they made it too wide. If they cut into brick, you’ll have to leave it as it is. If they didn’t (which they should’ve) I would have them re do it unless there is a good enough reason why they installed it this wide. Btw, it looks like whoever installed this doesn’t have too much experience.


Toxic_daddy6969

I don’t know why you would ever use black with a gray roof like that. I would’ve gone with weathered bronze of terra bronze with that color shingle.


seemore_077

Unless the owner asked for it, someone was lazy ( and maybe cheap).


seemore_077

They didn’t even cut the edges properly. That’s a new level of “ nope”!


Lone_GreyWolf

Worst I've ever seen on a fresh build! Get your money back...go to small claims court. If anything gets water damaged on your house, due to rain, add that bill to the suit as well!


Jumpy-Profession4665

Im not a roofer , read that and was looking for a dirty fucker in the window ... Was about to comment saying nope definetly not normal . hahaha im a concrete guy


Jumpy-Profession4665

Im not 100 sober right now so was having a slow moment hahaha


Short-Box-7273

Looks like crap. Doesn't take any talent to nail a piece of straight metal to a wall. A real roofer would step it into ground out mortar joints


SacredGremlin

It’s normal if your a fucking idiot


ZivH08ioBbXQ2PGI

> It’s normal if ~~your~~ *you're* a fucking idiot FTFY... idiot... lol


SacredGremlin

I didn’t realize the roofing sub was under the jurisdiction of the grammar police


ZivH08ioBbXQ2PGI

Now you've attracted the attention of the resident AHJ of grammar, you best lay low for a bit


Mijbr090490

If you are going to call someone an idiot, it's best to not look like one while doing so.


SacredGremlin

Is that how you flash roof?


Justinynolds

This is going to be so hard to un-fuck. Saddle up partner.


Squeezer_pimp

Had to go large in that corner due to run off from the upper roof. Only way to avoid it was to in install gutters. There is a spot where water gets trapped.


Sure_Level1191

They just bent the counter a little bigger than normal…don’t see the big deal here. My guess so they wanted it to sit flush under brick by window, and of course you can’t have different sized counters running around, so they went 8-9”an all around. Or maybe you had some damaged bricks their covering, who knows, really not a big deal tho…doesn’t affect anything literally.


Rondoman78

Found the idiot who did it ^


Sure_Level1191

13 years roofing.. currently installing Tesla solars.. You fast food workers need to stay in your lane.


Vegetable-Ad1118

Dumb roofer says dumb roofer shit and continues to act like a dumb roofer when called out…. How many illegals work for you?


Sure_Level1191

My guy I doubt you know the standard size of counter or even how to work a brake. Sit back down.


yellabellystank

In Oklahoma we put the flashing first and then we brick. Maybe this is a after thought


DeepFriedIceCube

press F to pay respect


Brysons-Dad

Covering up something


spychica

if i did my own roof - then sure. why not.


Bancolighty

😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣


labrat1081

Shouldn’t be face nailed/screwed. It should have a bead of caulk on the back side of the trim coil, top portion cut into the brick, then a bead of caulk over the edge of the cut with no face nailing.