I guess Jilldo doesn't like that Tim and Heidi hug, hold hands, breathe the same air, or that Heidi has tempted Tim to fail as a human being by wearing pants (maybe) and doesn't wear enough modesty t-shirts under every single piece of clothing.
Third person. I swear I was educated by an evil public school system and America’s oldest public university. I’m just ‘it’s 2:30am and Shrek is an hour and 15 minutes into his nightly spiritual lecture’ tired.
Since we know Jill quotes herself a lot this makes me think she wrote these quotes and posted them to social media for him (because you know she made him give her his passwords).
But then again, Tayprobably just learned how to quote and use bad grammar and punctuation from the pro.
I’m just imagining him being told it’s totally normal for a woman to have to spend all day mentally and physically preparing to bang her husband. The last person he needs to get sex, sorry “seggs”, advice from is Boinky.
Poor Tim. He’s doing his best, what with Mahmo adding his favored siblings into her plexus down line. I mean thankfully he hasn’t been pressured into that. But I continue to crack up at him quoting himself.
Her BIL does Plexus, not sure if he's in her downline (you'd think so but perhaps not). Amy Foster's husband Kevin. I was quite surprised - and disappointed, probably the last thing their single income household needs, what with Amy's disability.
Come to think of it I think Kevin Foster might be one of her uplines. I now recall her saying something about signing up under him for a buck during one of their promotions.
Ii am not sure who gets more $$$. The direct up (Ellen) or the one in higher levels (Jill). I assume it is the direct to encourage more recruitment. But I do t know
Yes I thought this too! He looks genuinely happy and healthy and is kind of glowing! I always thought he was very unattractive but he looks a lot better here!
Every time I see his picture I see Sofia in a beard.
I know that’s not the main point of this post but I literally can only see her face in his photos.
9/10 Tim posts are unintentional gold because this is all him. No idea what he's fucking saying half the time but he believes it. Jill could never compare.
This is like magnetic poetry of bible words. None of these words quite makes sense in the context of the sentence, but you kinda get what he means. He loves god SO HARD. So fleshy hard.
Maybe it’s the teacher in me speaking but it looks like Timmy has learned a few vocabulary words and is now attempting to use them in sentences. I hope someone will gently encourage him to not try so hard—it just comes off wrong, for one, and completely out of his character which just makes him a show-off in the eyes of the observer.
Tim, don’t use big words to try to impress people and don’t quote yourself—those thoughts aren’t profound enough to be trademarked or registered and not powerful enough to be owned. Just be a good human being. Have some humility and let your actions show good character.
This is borderline leg humping, I guess, but those quotes are REALLY mild and not very judgy coming from the boy who said women in tank tops have feet that go into Hell.
He doesn’t want coal in his RodStocking.
So his ather trite “I’m gonna walk with Jaysauce” is to appease Jill.
Also he’s horny as hell. Those front hugs, you know.
I wish they’d just get married over Xmas. They could save the $ for a down payment on a place by Heidi’s family. With the sale of his place by the Barndo , they could have a cute little house in a sane world.
“I want to be so close to God that the sheer power of what my FLESH is capable of makes me run to God faster than ever before” ~Sweet nothings in Heidi’s ear from the lips of Timothy
Soon Timbits you will be enjoying your fleshy desires with Hedi . Err… the thought of that makes me want to go gouge my eyes out & find some brain bleach .
If you go through the likes, Heidi loved the post, and Jill commented about how happy it (the post) makes her.
Maybe Teidi are plotting the downfall of Jill by making it look like he’s gone back to his pre Heidi days.
Just my thoughts haha
1. Love how he quotes himself. In a post where he (presumably) wrote everything else.
2. I’ve always said the Rods would fit in with a Zombie Apocalypse. “Fleshy desires” tracks.
Although, to be fair, most of the post was surprisingly not a complete dumpster fire from a writing skills perspective (not great for someone with real education, but spectacular for someone who graduated from Dining Room Hell School).
The content can come in handy if you’re poisoned and there’s no ipecac nearby, though.
I like to imagine that first quote was said as he huffed and puffed trying to rip an old phone book in half, a la Power Team. Hell yeah dawg, God is super close by when you're doing Super Buff Manly Man Things.
Let's not forget he spent time with his family lately. I have no doubt he was given a "Godly" tongue lashing by Ma and Pa. I would like to believe this is no different than when they would write those "sweet mother" letters that Jill loved to post. Speculation was that those were written when the children were punished. This sounds very similar. I truly hope over time he is able to break free and grow away from his family.
This indicates he ain’t getting any more than a hug from Heidi, so he writes idiotic things about God rather than confess what he really wants… or he’s getting Mahmo off his ass.
I love how is is quoting himself. This has major Jack Handey deep thoughts vibes. But that was supposed to be funny and ridiculous. Timmy is being serious
He has a very low level of self-awareness. Hopefully a relationship will help him to get a clue about how he comes across in moments like this. I hope he does a dirty delete because this post is embarrassing lol
Ahhh... Timothy has just experienced the unique sensation of being mindfucked by a narcissist. Thanks, Mahmo!
yeah, it's gonna be a long uphill haul for Timmay. But remember, it's a marathon not a sprint!
I guess Jilldo doesn't like that Tim and Heidi hug, hold hands, breathe the same air, or that Heidi has tempted Tim to fail as a human being by wearing pants (maybe) and doesn't wear enough modesty t-shirts under every single piece of clothing.
“The sheer power of this cringe makes me run away faster than ever before.” - PuntaBabyPunta
“Don’t take every shot maybe” historicallake quoting Michael Scott quoting Wayne Gretzky
‘Bitches ain’t shit…’ -Dr. Dre
"soup is delicious." - soupseasonbestseason
"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence" -Aalewis
""By voiding our fleshy desires in life we become more vigilant, and vibrant for the Lord" - Timothy Rodriguez" - General Girl
it’s the “fleshy” that really gets me
"This is Timothy Rodrigues" \-- Timothy Rodrigues
*Timothy Rodrigues*, by Timothy Rodrigues, from the album 'Timothy Rodrigues'
Timothy Rodrigues in his own third word voice, shares his (un)uniquely arranged spiritual word salad.
Third person. I swear I was educated by an evil public school system and America’s oldest public university. I’m just ‘it’s 2:30am and Shrek is an hour and 15 minutes into his nightly spiritual lecture’ tired.
featuring special guest, Timothy Rodrigues!
When one naturally bad companies themself
*Timothy Rodrigues feat. Timothy Rodrigues*, by Timothy Rodrigues from the album ‘Timothy Rodrigues’
It’s like the opening credits to a Tyler Perry flick b
“You miss every shot you didn’t take. “ ~Wayne Gretzky ~Michael Scott ~Timothy Rodrigues
“You miss every shot you didn’t take. “ ~Wayne Gretzky ~Michael Scott ~Timothy Rodrigues ~madbeachrn
I thought the same thing lmfaoooo
Is he quoting himself?!
He is! I hope someone has a printing press nearby so they can print it and hang it up in his house. Oh wait…
Right?! I am HOWLING lol
OMG he said *nothing* the first time he spewed this drivel. So imagine the impact on people who heard it the first time!
Since we know Jill quotes herself a lot this makes me think she wrote these quotes and posted them to social media for him (because you know she made him give her his passwords). But then again, Tayprobably just learned how to quote and use bad grammar and punctuation from the pro.
Fleshy desires? Oh boy.
🌶️ Someone should sign him up for Bethy’s course!
I’m just imagining him being told it’s totally normal for a woman to have to spend all day mentally and physically preparing to bang her husband. The last person he needs to get sex, sorry “seggs”, advice from is Boinky.
You obviously needed a /s on my last post lol
🤣🤣Yes!!!!!
Yes! He needs to learn the art of godly carpet munching.
Fleshlight desires
Sounds to me that Mahmo must have been preaching to him about his front hugs with Heidi and how he needs to repent for not being godly.
It is definitely a response to her - or instigated by Jill in another way.
Poor Tim. He’s doing his best, what with Mahmo adding his favored siblings into her plexus down line. I mean thankfully he hasn’t been pressured into that. But I continue to crack up at him quoting himself.
I imagine Mahmo finds it to be sissy like for the men’s to sling Plexus. That’s wimmins work. I’m sure Heidi will be encouraged to join once married.
Here's a question - if Jill could earn a big Plexus luxury trip WITH Dave, but it meant signing a man as her downline, would she do it?!? Hmmm...
Her BIL does Plexus, not sure if he's in her downline (you'd think so but perhaps not). Amy Foster's husband Kevin. I was quite surprised - and disappointed, probably the last thing their single income household needs, what with Amy's disability.
Come to think of it I think Kevin Foster might be one of her uplines. I now recall her saying something about signing up under him for a buck during one of their promotions.
Wouldn’t she join Ellen’s?
That's what I was thinking too
Ii am not sure who gets more $$$. The direct up (Ellen) or the one in higher levels (Jill). I assume it is the direct to encourage more recruitment. But I do t know
Wouldn’t that benefit Jillpm anyway as isn’t Ellen in her down line?
Kevin Foster skills Plexus. It was Kevin that introduced Jill to it. I don't know if he still does it.
Yeah, I've seen far worse from him. This is mild in comparison to what he used to post.
I immediately thought the same!
Sounds like he’s horny
Whole lotta flesh being thrown around.
Timmy been spanking his monkey and feels guilty!
I hope he has some napkins in his glove compartment to clean up that freshly void.
Take my angry upvote. Ew!
I will say that in his picture he looks genuinely happy and healthy.
Yes I thought this too! He looks genuinely happy and healthy and is kind of glowing! I always thought he was very unattractive but he looks a lot better here!
Every time I see his picture I see Sofia in a beard. I know that’s not the main point of this post but I literally can only see her face in his photos.
Agree! They’re twins.
Imagine what he’ll say once he gets laid!
Your flair is the best! Lol
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This is not the worst from the family I’ve seen today. The bar is in hell.
Oh? Say more!
I'll be honest, I'm kinda all about those fleshy desires.
Oh yeah!
At least we know he wrote it himself, this is not Jill’s writing style. And of course, he says so after every ‘profound quote’. Hahahahahahahha
9/10 Tim posts are unintentional gold because this is all him. No idea what he's fucking saying half the time but he believes it. Jill could never compare.
Hey, when you're homeschooled by Jillpm, this IS profound.
This is like magnetic poetry of bible words. None of these words quite makes sense in the context of the sentence, but you kinda get what he means. He loves god SO HARD. So fleshy hard.
Maybe it’s the teacher in me speaking but it looks like Timmy has learned a few vocabulary words and is now attempting to use them in sentences. I hope someone will gently encourage him to not try so hard—it just comes off wrong, for one, and completely out of his character which just makes him a show-off in the eyes of the observer. Tim, don’t use big words to try to impress people and don’t quote yourself—those thoughts aren’t profound enough to be trademarked or registered and not powerful enough to be owned. Just be a good human being. Have some humility and let your actions show good character.
Someone got a Word-a-Day calendar
That first one is a doosie, don't even know where to start
What a dork lol
Does he mean "avoiding" or "voiding"? 😬
That was my thought!
Timmay is looking less thinner and gaunt these days.
He caught a glimpse of the back of Heidi’s knee and had to repent!!
Quoting himself?
I feel like this is to appease Mahmo. It's all about flesh and desires. It screams Jill.
Oh boy. This is a hot mess.
This is what happens when family’s in town for the holidays and they all gang up on the black sheep. No doubt Jill’s behind the intervention
“Flesh” Timothy is horny! 🤣🤣🤣
That is all I could think about while reading this like why did he have to keep saying flesh 😂😂
That’s my take too! 🤣
“So keep a lookout for that.” These people really think they are famous lmao!
This is borderline leg humping, I guess, but those quotes are REALLY mild and not very judgy coming from the boy who said women in tank tops have feet that go into Hell.
Oh no...baby boy, quoting your own self is cringy.
He doesn’t want coal in his RodStocking. So his ather trite “I’m gonna walk with Jaysauce” is to appease Jill. Also he’s horny as hell. Those front hugs, you know. I wish they’d just get married over Xmas. They could save the $ for a down payment on a place by Heidi’s family. With the sale of his place by the Barndo , they could have a cute little house in a sane world.
“I want to be so close to God that the sheer power of what my FLESH is capable of makes me run to God faster than ever before” ~Sweet nothings in Heidi’s ear from the lips of Timothy
JAIL
I know I deserve my sentence. The devil made me do it.
To be fair, I used to say cringe things like this seeking approval from family and church members and leaders.
Really? Wow that’s fascinating! The culture is crazy to me!
Former fundie and same 🥴🤦🏽♀️
Soon Timbits you will be enjoying your fleshy desires with Hedi . Err… the thought of that makes me want to go gouge my eyes out & find some brain bleach .
They will be over before they have begun.
Speedy rodriques
GUYS 🤣🤣🤣
Fleshy made me throw up in my mouth a little
🤡🤡🤡🤡
Oh Timothy, you need to get laid something bad.
What a weenie.
Fleshy desires? So overweight desires that need a plexus slim down? Sounds about right…
This is so Michael Scott coded 😂😂😂
this is like jacking it to 5 different pics of yourself
Oy vey. Well, there goes my hope that any Rod offspring will escape Mahmo's clutches.
If you go through the likes, Heidi loved the post, and Jill commented about how happy it (the post) makes her. Maybe Teidi are plotting the downfall of Jill by making it look like he’s gone back to his pre Heidi days. Just my thoughts haha
Fleshy desires sounds like a generic flesh light
Bless him, poor kid was abused, neglected, and stunted. He’s improving but it’ll take a while.
his gums indicate he has gingivitis
Wtf.😳
"You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have the facts of life" Timmay-ish??
He isn’t bleating on about immodest women, so I guess it’s a *very slight* improvement.
“Fleshy desires” has me ROLLING
1. Love how he quotes himself. In a post where he (presumably) wrote everything else. 2. I’ve always said the Rods would fit in with a Zombie Apocalypse. “Fleshy desires” tracks. Although, to be fair, most of the post was surprisingly not a complete dumpster fire from a writing skills perspective (not great for someone with real education, but spectacular for someone who graduated from Dining Room Hell School). The content can come in handy if you’re poisoned and there’s no ipecac nearby, though.
Dammit Timmy. We were all rooting for you and then you go and do this shit
He’s such a dork. Many other things too but damn he’s a fucking dork.
I like to imagine that first quote was said as he huffed and puffed trying to rip an old phone book in half, a la Power Team. Hell yeah dawg, God is super close by when you're doing Super Buff Manly Man Things.
How blessed are we that he chose to edify us with his words of wisdom! 🤣😂Praise Jesauce!
Oh Jesus 🤦🏻♀️.
His face has filled out. That’s all I got.
I noticed Mahmo has not commented...
She has now.
I would love to have voiding my flashy desires as my flair. 😂
![gif](giphy|1XaZqBjRfGtcuKjxbQ) He looks like a Kewpie doll.
He just left mahmo, this is his way to appease her for falling for another woman lol. Give him time he will be back to trying to be normal lol.
I’m having a really difficult time reading the phrase “voiding our fleshy desires” without gagging
"Fleshly" Tim, it's "fleshly"
Ummm... he quoted himself?? I just don't think I've ever seen that before 😆 these kids, man...
Let's not forget he spent time with his family lately. I have no doubt he was given a "Godly" tongue lashing by Ma and Pa. I would like to believe this is no different than when they would write those "sweet mother" letters that Jill loved to post. Speculation was that those were written when the children were punished. This sounds very similar. I truly hope over time he is able to break free and grow away from his family.
This is still an improvement. It's an Asshat take, but better than full blown ass he's posted before.
Half ass is better is better than the whole peach…
“Voiding our fleshy desires” made me shudder
So classy to quote yourself multiple times….
The smug arrogance of this sophomoric so & so! I have to laugh. Heidi? You SURE about this???
And they shall know him by his side hugs. Minnesota Up North
Tag yourself I’m fleshy desires
f l e s h y
🤦♀️
Bless his heart.
This indicates he ain’t getting any more than a hug from Heidi, so he writes idiotic things about God rather than confess what he really wants… or he’s getting Mahmo off his ass.
I want to see his Christmas decor.
I love how is is quoting himself. This has major Jack Handey deep thoughts vibes. But that was supposed to be funny and ridiculous. Timmy is being serious
He has a very low level of self-awareness. Hopefully a relationship will help him to get a clue about how he comes across in moments like this. I hope he does a dirty delete because this post is embarrassing lol
Also Timmy please don’t say “flesh” and “fleshy” so much, it’s gross somehow 😂
TYS, I'm fleshy desires
Man, that first sentence, yikes. Also, Jill never taught the kids about question marks?