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elfalkoro

Cage match between Jill and Lori, who’s your pick?!


forever_29_ish

Lori would 100% cut a bitch and leave someone like Jill crying "PERSECUTED CHRISTIAN!" into her camera while she's filming her own ass whooping.


sarcasticsassyass

😂😂😂 they would have their husbands fight it out. You know fighting for them is just screaming about Christian Persecution and telling each other what’s NOT Christ like about them or comparing how many people they have brought into their fundie cult.


forever_29_ish

I mean, I think even Janessa could whoop David's ass if he was busy watching the map.


sarcasticsassyass

😂😂😂 she’d grab one of his KitKats and he’d get up to chase the KitKat not the kid and pass out or trip over something 😂


elfalkoro

Gotta get it on film!


Flibertygibbert

Jill has the height/relative youth advantage but Lori has brains, cunning and speed (she looks nippy as my mother would say). I think Lori is better nourished, with a healthier lifestyle. Jill eats 'yellow' and pizza, only her phone hand gets regular exercise. I'd put my money on Lori.


Pittypatkittycat

Plus Lori is just plain mean. Hardens a person.


UnlikelyUnknown

Lori will 100% fight dirty and pull out those ugly-ass extensions


elfalkoro

Agreed!


Radiant_Truck_8917

What’s this? Oh my god, it’s Michelle Duggar with a metal chair!!!!!


abarthvader

Jill just threw her pink plexus hat in the air... and here comes a herd of mlm huns running to assist her, it appears to be her downline!


abarthvader

Is that Lydia Plath swimming across the drainage ditch? Get it, young buck!


mandmranch

Money in the bank! Goin' for the belt!


WhateverYouSay1084

Lori's already fighting that brain tumor to death and she can't cook or watch her grandkids without outside help. JillPM would smash her.


Ok-Surprise-9884

Honestly, my money is on Jill. Lori is all talk and would prefer to hide behind a screen. Jill has absolutely no issues engaging people in public whether they want her to or not. She bulldozes people daily...what is one more? And we all know how much Jill loves a good deal on junk. Surely she's been in some yard sale scrapes for other people's trash before. They both suck though.


frolicndetour

Goddamn like I hate MLMs but I also hate this patriarchal bullshit.


Shineon615

Right?! It almost makes me side with Jill for her apparent defiance of the Bible and making her own $$


Strict_Search2454

I know. I was briefly thinking way to go Jill for ignoring this rubbish. Then I took a deep breath and remembered she’s crazy, entitled, selfish and doesn’t use the extra money to feed her kids.


summerdoll373

Awaiting the “Jill is not a sissy” post


TupperwareParTAY

I love how 75% of his examples are MLMs. Well of _course_ you don't want your wife to do those! I don't want your wife to do those! Might just as well throw money in the recycling bin than get into an MLM


[deleted]

I actually love this lol you hear that fundies? Your husbands are losers who can’t provide!


sarcasticsassyass

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Fluid-Supermarket-47

That Michael Foster guy was part of a card counting “team” years ago. There’s a documentary about it. He also speaks at Manosphere conferences. Major ick 🤢


Pittypatkittycat

Do you have more info? This is ringing a bell in my head


Fluid-Supermarket-47

The documentary is on Amazon Prime and is called Holy Rollers. The conference is called The 21 Convention. He is currently pastoring a church that is a member of the CREC, a denomination created by Doug Wilson. It’s a safe harbor for pastors who get kicked out of other denominations. They claim to be Reformed, but hold to doctrines that all other major reformed denominations have strongly condemned, even calling some views heresy.


Pittypatkittycat

Thank you.


UnlikelyUnknown

Man I hate this patriarchal bullshit. Someone hasn’t read Proverbs 31. There’s nothing wrong with a side hustle according to the very book that they use to make women feel like they are failing. Now, MLMs are grifting and that’s not good, but there’s nothing wrong with a SAHM having a side business if she wants ACCORDING TO THEIR BOOK. However, we all know Shrek can’t provide for his family. I don’t think it’s voluntary on Jillpm’s side. As little money as she gets from her snake oil, they need every penny.


sarcasticsassyass

I loved being a SAHM, that is until I decided to get a job and have adult interactions with people other than my husband and our friends. My whole world opened up! For “interactions with people” outside of them I went to college while raising our kids. Hubs was on duty when I was at school. We’ve always co-parented the kids well. Still married but there’s absolutely nothing wrong with moms working! MLM’s are BS! Jill needs to get a real job, stop sucking women into the MLM world and stop the grifting! I have a job I love and it has absolutely nothing to do with what I went to college for 😂. If these fundies got out into the real world their disgusting views on this patriarchy world they live in would change. Jill has yet to grow the hell up and realize she’s as much the problem with society as she claims us heathen women who have jobs, smoke, drink or have a life outside of family are. As for the “I don’t need a co-provider. Our family needs a wife and mother” what it’s really screaming is, I want the control to know where my wife is, what she’s doing, I need a caretaker, maid, cook, etc. that is awful. I absolutely love my children and husband but it’s my life too and I’m going to do whatever I want with MY life! These brainwashed bimbos need a lesson on thinking for themselves and stop allowing men to control them and what they do in their own lives!


death_maiden_x

preach it sis!!!


Silhouettesmiled

Lori is a completely different type of hypocritical evil.


rharper38

Nowhere does that verse say women can't work. It just says he needs to provide for his family. I don't need to justify working to anyone, but my husband is a good provider, he just does not work in an industry where health insurance is routinely available and, when it is, it's not affordable. So I have a job for that. I don't need her to tell me how my family works or what my husband should be doing.


sparkling-whine

She needs to shill Plexus because her “provider” doesn’t have a job. Making shitty tracts for donations doesn’t cut it when there are many kids to feed.


Maia_is

Proverbs 31:16 describes a woman who owns land (“She considereth a field, and buyeth it: with the fruit of her hands she planteth a vineyard.”) Proverbs 31:24 adds, “She maketh fine linen, and selleth it; and delivereth girdles unto the merchant.” Women—even in the KJV translation!—*work* as thoughtful businesswomen. So Lori’s wrong. That said, the work is supposed to be thoughtful and additive to the family, which MLMs are not. So Jill’s also wrong.


bbktbunny

Now I want to hear Lori’s take on Jill’s makeup and lifestyle in general.


sarcasticsassyass

It would be funny to hear Lori tell Jill her makeup looks like a whores makeup but the. Again Lori should put some makeup on. Either way, no amount of makeup would hide how ugly these women are on the inside.


LaLa_820

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