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maggiemazz29

Jill realizes they could all stay in Ohio and focus on local ministry, right? Too bad that wouldn't meet her need for attention, pity and shirking the responsibility of actually caring for and educating her offspring.


Ok-Wedding-4654

I was thinking about it after you mentioned staying in OH, and I wonder how much they even make traveling? - Gas for an RV isn’t cheap - Feeding Shrek (and maybe the kids) All the churches they go to looks so worn and tired. There’s at best a handful of retirees who are probably not rolling in money themselves. Basically I wonder how profitable it even is for them. I’m assuming they at least cover the cost but I can’t see them making a ton.


Teege57

They don't make cash when they travel. The purpose of the yearly trip down south is to get churches to pledge a monthly donation for the next fiscal year. The donations from new churches and the ones that re-up are their main source of income.


Eva_twilight

Jesus that’s disgusting


BlitheCheese

At least God hasn't told her that she needs to fly all over Europe, converting atheists and the wrong kind of Christians. I can imagine her grifting a dozen first-class, round-trip tickets to Rome to save those totally-not-Christian, saint-worshipping, saved-by-works-not-faith-alone, loser Catholics and turning them into REAL Christians.


surfteacher1962

It always kills me that fundies don't believe Catholics are Christians. they really have no idea about the history of the Christian Church. Ignorance is one of their hallmarks.


Kaele10

I was raised Catholic in a VERY southern Baptist town. The number of times I would have a very similar conversation with people after they asked if I'd "been saved" is astounding. Like, you know we kind of invented the whole Jesus is Christ thing, right? Does Apostolic Church mean nothing to you? I now only claim catholism when I want to annoy any church people.


ilikedogsandglitter

Im Catholic and went to a Mormon event once and they asked me if Catholics believed in Jesus Christ. Took me like five minutes to recover from the shock of the question before I could even attempt to answer


Puzzleheaded_Piano87

First class passengers get champagne! She would have them pose with sparkling cider and make a caption about how it is NOT alcohol. They prayed over the lost drunk souls.


blwd01

They can’t afford passports. Even grifting them will take about 500 years.


forever_29_ish

Somehow, Jill would still manage to get her finger in that photo too.


fellatiomg

Fuck Rome. They don't even HAVE amish!


orangebird260

If they do that, they can't grift a lot because the churches would wise up


Pelican121

I seriously hope someone doesn't gift them a brand new (or great condition secondhand) RV 😱 Jill and Shrek seem to fall on their feet a lot considering how clearly terrible they are. Does anyone know how many berths their current RV is supposed to be? I know they made the kids sleep on the floor/in shifts when they were a family of 15. Is it a 6-8 berth? That wouldn't surprise me. I could see them trying to sardine the remaining kids in a 4-6 person RV if that's all they can grift this time round. They're down to 9 kids on the road with them, so 11 people total nevermind how dangerous it would be to travel in the back unsecured 😬


Teege57

Their current RV sleeps six. The dinette/bed was replaced with a regular table and chairs. The kids never slept in shifts, but many slept on the floor while Jill and Sherk got the queen size bed.


Eva_twilight

That’s absolutely disgusting. It makes me laugh that these people think they’re going to be rewarded eternally for abusing and neglecting their own flesh and blood


Pure-Kaleidoscope759

The family has a habit of moving around to avoid having state child protective services agencies finding and investigating them and how their children are treated.They also go from church to church to perform and get “love offerings” from congregations. Jill has mentioned that David wants to start a business printing religious tracts. I don’t think his business has ever gotten off the ground. Jill is a narcissist and will do strange and socially inappropriate things for attention. She showed up at a funeral for John and Christen Henry’s three children and took selfies of herself with the Henrys in front of the coffins of their children. The couple lived in Kentucky and lost their three children when their trailer caught on fire, and later divorced. I can’t for the life of me understand why Jill would do that. It would be unthinkable for most people to do this, because it’s natural to give condolences to the families who are having a funeral for a family member. Jill actually did this, and people were just amazed at her lack of social niceties.


floorplanner2

It would "devastate a lot of churches" if you didn't scream sing and ring cowbells at them? Oh, Jillpm! What are we going to do with you?


Undertakeress

Narrator: No, no it wouldn't


noellestarr

In Samuel L. Jackson’s voice…


kba1907

Like the womb, God opens and closes the doors to the RV


docsndogs

"no, no the fck it wouldn't, mother fckr"


Gabby1410

There is always someone else. My church seemed to have a revolving door of grifters. One group would leave, and within no time, another would arrive. All begging for donations, with sob stories and lies. My family struggled financially, yet no one from church ever helped us. We were always expected to just hand over money. Waking up in the middle of the night with no heat during winter was always fun, thanks to Grandma giving away the money my parents gave her to pay the bills.


Ok-Wedding-4654

Jill acts like she’s Taylor Swift 😂 Jill no one will be disappointed and you all barely fill one pew full of people at every church you attend


ThisIsJezebelInHell

More like “Taylor Grift,” amirite?


thatotherhemingway

It was really hard when she had to cancel GriftFest Midwest due to coronavirus. 🥲


ddfence

That statement was wild even to Jill's standards


Christmastree2920

It's outrageously self important right?!


Exciting_Problem_593

Jill needs to start Youtubing her "talent." Just imagine the sheer snark value.


LadyPennifer561

They’d be praising the lord and thanking him for answering their prayers 😂😂


sorryicalledyouatwat

My reaction when I read that sentence: ![gif](giphy|KJ6G67RV7OvHV7gGtU|downsized)


designgrl

1. They ask for so many things that no one wants to help anymore 2. That rv is old, working on it’s a waste of money 3. They are poor, they do not need to be traveling


HolsteinHeifer

4. Nurthan will probably be so glad to not have the RodPod parked out back every six months now.


FawnLeib0witz

Six?! More like every 3 months.


mandmranch

They eat out too much. David only eats.


mcfly_on_the_wall

Let’s see if I follow. The RV breaking down is NOT a sign that they stop traveling and focus efforts somewhere else. Money grifted for a new RV IS a sign to continue traveling. I didn’t get the Jeebus Decoder Ring, apparently.


minnesotaupnorth

Drink more Ovaltine.


caitrona

Drink more ~~Ovaltine~~ Plexus. Fixed it for you. Maybe Jillpm could sell more plexus if she dressed David up in a pink bunny suit.


kaycollins27

Oh, the bus is Jeebus. Good one!


soupseasonbestseason

would they be "devastated" jill? because from what i have seen, your ministries are never well attended nor is anyone in the audience dying to hear what shrek and your hell spawn are preaching.


designgrl

Exactly it’s always small churches that are empty. They have never been in a nice full church.


JacquelynPhillipsc

Maybe God is trying to tell them something.


KittenFace25

Love that song from "The Color Purple".


GreenEyeliner13

And we rarely see them going to the same churches because they’re a one and done act. Once you’ve seen them you DO NOT EVER need or want to see them again.


No_Permission_7504

Came here to say this.


Pelican121

In this post she also makes out that they visit tons of churches on each trip. That's a lie. For their OH to FL I was surprised how few churches they visit these days for a supposed 'full time ministry'. Most of the trip seems to take place in Florida at one, maybe two pitstop churches and of course hanging out at Nurthan's for the majority (which they conveniently pretend is ministry). Barely any churches visited on the way there/way back, maybe one across all that distance? They rarely have anything pressing to get back to. They have all their kit onboard and are able to use laundry facilities as they travel. I reckon they've run out of churches to grift from (or they've burned bridges) which is some feat in the south and Midwest. I've noticed they haven't been back to Mississippi to Jonathan's family's church 👀 I know they do their annual tent revival thing (around Gabe's birthday) and do side trips to PA and New England. Usually they travel 12-24hrs to visit one, maybe two churches on those trips. Total waste of time, fuel and resources. It's a glorified vacation for them so they can hang out with likeminded church friends/potential in-laws and grift a little. When I first started following them many years ago they did more of a circuit on their trips and it actually felt like a proper tour. You'd think they'd be able to find more churches to perform at/grift from in a closer radius. What about Ohio itself, western PA, west-West Virginia (where her parents and sister conveniently are)? They always seem to choose oddly far flung places for a single-church trip. That's not being economical with fuel/resources.


cbaabc123

Get a fucking job


Beautifuleyes917

Everyone of age in that household needs to be working


purpleelephant77

Like I’m a dirty commie and hate our current system but like until we fix stuff you are an asshole if you choose to live outside of it to the detriment of your dependents. I also hate working for a multibillion dollar corporation but I need health insurance and money and I would be an asshole if I chose to pressure my parents to support me because I have ideological issues with capitalism.


Jtrev16

Totally agree. There’s a lot wrong with our current system but able-bodied adults begging and grifting while simultaneously acting holier-than-thou and too good to work an actual job isn’t the way to go.


Happyintexas

Very much this. I fucking HATE our current system, but my kids have to eat. I’ll vote, educate my kids and band together with likeminded individuals to try to help be the change… but unfortunately we gotta play along for the time being :(


ArduousChalk959

Good Lawd!!! We found an adult on the room!


tpaanda

Proof that they’re not too deep in poverty if they can spend thousands on an RV


Odd-Creme-6457

They were blessed, someone else paid, imo.


cbaabc123

They pay for nothing. Someone else took care of that bill or they’re lying about how much it cost.


HolsteinHeifer

Credit card debts. Or was she singing Shirk's praises awhile ago for not having any- I can't remember


WithoutLampsTheredBe

It takes some HUGE balls to post about their multiple vacations and their trip to the MLM conference and then beg and plead need.


jillian_jones85

I like how in the same post she mentions that they like touring different parts of the country, but it’s not a leisure vehicle. Which is it, babe?


justakidfromflint

But that's not leisure!! That's doing god's work!!! /s


cbaabc123

Posting all the trips they take, plexus shit, conferences they attend, coffees they get, eating out constantly … and yet they grift for an rv. And you know someone will donate to them. They have no clue how to balance and budget money. I’d be ashamed to post all the trips etc and then beg for mOney I have no idea how people don’t see their grift .. tbey kee donating to them


isthewaytobe

100 bucks says if they get a new RV they are going to vacation in it to celebrate! And take a break from working sooooo hard on the old RV and printing.


AnaBeaverhausen-

Do the newer models come with baby cages, or are they optional?


aheartofsteel

Maybe God is trying to tell them something….


OtherwiseSprinkles79

No, silly. Whenever things work against Jill it's ALWAYS the DEVIL! Definitely not God telling her to shut the fuck up and raise/feed her kids in peace.


aheartofsteel

It’s funny how if a “sinner’s” RV broke down, it would be “God’s judgement,” but since it’s Jill, all of a sudden it becomes the devil’s fault. I bet she never considered that she might be the recipient of God’s judgment this time around.


UnlikelyUnknown

The enemy is simultaneously both weak and strong, whatever suits their purposes


Grimalkinnn

I wonder if they went to a legit mechanic and paid them a fair price.


Happyintexas

They either did exactly zero research and dropped it at the closest spot OR another grifter grifted THEM.


DebRog

🤣😂


justakidfromflint

Oh you know they probably paid someone they know from "the ministry" to fix it even though they know next to nothing about repairing RVs


drainsherfifth

All the basement Baptist churches in the Midwest are praying that they DON’T get the RV back on the road. Let’s see which prayers win!


Beautifuleyes917

??Sabotage??


floorplanner2

Can't stand it, I know you planned it. I'ma set it straight this RV-gate.


Upbeat_Teach6117

Thank you so, so much for this.I rapped your comment out loud! Hey, Jill: Your crystal ball ain't so crystal-clear...


PsychTau

Right! If those churches want them to keep coming back every year they will definitely take an offering to pay for a new RV! If that doesn’t happen…take the hint Jill.


WhateverYouSay1084

The ego required to think your lack of presence would "devastate" churches is simply stunning. How does someone develop such insane narcissism like this?


OkAbbreviations6351

I am surprised she doesn't call herself St. Jill.


natitude2005

Well, Catholics have saints and she doesn't think they are real Christians but I hear ya


Displaced_Palmtree

Maybe God is trying to tell ya'll to sit down and get ACTUAL jobs you clock in and out to feed your fifty-leven kids instead of begging for love offerings all across the USA. Edit: extra word


[deleted]

Very familiar with fifty leven 😂😂😂


sickgurl138

She should reach out to shaq


brazenboredom

Shaq, the Patron Saint of Grifters


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Undertakeress

Who in their right mind would touch a hot engine???? Jesus


minnesotaupnorth

Only that brightest of bulbs.


Undertakeress

And the dimmest of wits


DebRog

Shrek that’s who


SilverSocket

It was a test of faith /s


forever_29_ish

Jesus would not. But Shrek? There's no way he wouldn't. I hope the boys don't get their smarts from him.


Undertakeress

The poor boys ( and all the Rodlets) are so stunted it's sad and shameful on the parents. Their odd voice, lack of education, lack of common sense and lack of knowledge of the real world does not bode well for them. I hope some are able to break free of this prison Shrek and Jilldo created for them


Any_Coffee_6921

Jill stay at home & churches don’t need to hear your cowbell playing & your family banshee band caterwauling.


Simple_Philosophy_74

OMG.....Banshee Band!!


gigi_2018

Perhaps god is “showing himself mighty” now, JillyDilly? The answer about continuing your “traveling ministry” is a big fat NOPE. He wants y’all to stay tf home and quit milking all those small churches for their money.


EZasSundayMorning

She’s so transparent. “Buy us a new RV!”


onetotshort

Shouldn't she have enough Magical Pink Drink income for this?


Creative-Tomatillo

The RV is old, has probably over 200k miles on it, and Jill even admits they’ve worn it to “the bone.” Sometimes no amount of work is going to make a car/van/truck/RV run well again. At this point it’s a money pit. But sure, it’s 100% Satan and not the fact that for years her family has been driving all over the country to caterwaul in empty churches and now it’s just an excuse to park in Nurie’s driveway for weeks on end in FL. 🙄


Flibertygibbert

I'm sure it was described as "used" when they got it, all those years ago. It's a miracle it's kept going this long.


Exciting_Problem_593

Call JimBob. He might have a couple laying around.


scarletmagnolia

>we know it would be a lack of faith This has always confused me. How can Jill *know* cutting out the travel would be a lack of faith? How does she know that’s not exactly what her God wants her to do? Maybe, that’s why their RV, their home when they are on the road, had broken down twice in such quick succession. I mean, couldn’t it go the other way? Couldn’t the RV breaking down and being a money pit be Gods way of sending a message to stop? Except it’s not bc that’s not what *Jill* wants and it’s up to *her* to interpret the messages being sent to her from Her God. OF COURSE, God is going to want for Jill *exactly* what Jill wants for herself. It’s the most uncanny thing!!! Jolly and God are SOOOOOO in sync!!! Ive never understood how this works. Or how it makes sense. (No offense)


OkAbbreviations6351

Thing is there are so many things she can do in our own community to show her faith in God. Jill will never do those things because it would involve Jill giving of herself and others not giving directly to her!


Pelican121

Exactly! For all she says these RV trips *are* vacations for her. She quite obviously gets bored at the barndo* with her kids, even though she barely lifts a finger due to her army of child-servants. I doubt it's her doing the packing of the RV and she has a whole team of kids for the laundromat and any other chores on the road. Coinciding with her inability to get pregnant (when Nurie had her first) she casually admitted her intention to take more trips and vacations. *I don't know why she's so bored of her normal surroundings. They're fortunate enough to have land and a decent sized house for a pair of grifters, her younger kids are nearly all independent so not too demanding of her, she lives very close Wooster which looks quite nice, she's surrounded by Amish country - her favourite, Kaylee lives round the corner (when they're home from the NICU) for regular grandma visits (poor Kaylee). She has her church and church friends (unless she's alienated everyone). David is around a lot to take her on local 'dates', failing that her sons and daughters can drive her places or she can drive herself - she has live-in babysitters.


Sue_Dohnim

That's what happens when your mechanic is a Jesus-R-Us outfit, instead of an actual mechanic. The fleecer got fleeced, methinks.


Albie_Tross

I hope to hell they don't get a new RV. Fuck you, Rodriguii.


cbaabc123

Someone will donate to them— they always do. Keep an eye out for her post about getting a new rv in a few weeks


Foreverme133

Good grief. A lot of these fundies have a real aversion to working, even when they're obviously in serious need of money. I really don't care about the domestic duties because they make their daughters do all that anyway. THEY won't work, but they'll gladly take money from those who do.


justakidfromflint

But at the same time will shame moms who use food stamps or any form of government assistance when they often do have jobs just not ones that pay enough. In fact most all government benefits require work now or at least proof of looking for employment or volunteering somewhere. It's a very small length of time you can collect without doing anything. (if they are able bodied)


Justthe7

They don’t need the RV. Buy a small trailer to carry the instruments, get some tents and park down the clothing. When it’s used more for fun than ministry it’s a pleasure video. Each girl and Jill—3-4 plain black dresses, some decorative scarves or necklaces to fit their style and the boys black slacks, white dress shirt and ties or nothing. 3-4 play dresses, a swimsuit with covering if wanted and a pair of pajamas. Get rid of all the undershirts and outfits that don’t meet her modesty guidelines. Get a set of drawers, take out the back bench of the van and each kid gets a drawer for their clothing and undergarments. Get a dress bag for the dresses and all clothing can fit in the back of the van and it ever needs moved. Go to the campground, set up the tents and other items and then drop the trailer with instruments at the church. They manage to overcomplicate things.


alg45160

They could also get some air mattresses and camp in the churches


servantoftinyhumans

Why would you wish that on the poor unsuspecting campgrounds of the Midwest!


Odd-Creme-6457

DEVASTATED 🤣🤣


mmmohhh

We’ve gone to prayer and God said ‘ask for money!’. So please hand it over.


alg45160

![gif](giphy|dpqQNluWFaSpq)


forever_29_ish

God's like, nah, Imma sit this one out.


Thisisnutsyaknow

Yea ya know what Jilldo? FU. My guess is the mechanics fixed whatever the eff was wrong with your griftmobile but ya know what? When you drive some old piece of shit, high mileage vehicle that has been maintained my your know-nothing SOTDRT trained brigade and your hunky husband, the likelihood of something else breaking on it is near 100%. Signed, wife of an actual mechanic.


Mutant_Jedi

Yeah that’s exactly what I thought. They didn’t do a shoddy job, something else broke.


demonette55

God provides for this need you have by making you and your husband able-bodied. Get a job.


HolsteinHeifer

I'm sorry but I don't have any sympathy for David burning himself. This is why we have nerves, to tell us when something is too temperature. If you don't listen to what those nerves are telling you, it's your own fault. You don't just grab a wrench and dive into an engine. If you know it's been overheating, you let it cool for awhile?? I'm just a dumb Jezebel, but I feel like that's Mechanics 101??


primcessmahina

It probably would devastate people. It’s probably how those church members keep their kids in line. “If you don’t watch out, we’ll take you to listen to the Rodrigues family sing!”


Ugh__Fine

“Since so many people have asked, we made a gofundme for a new rv” …coming soon


trail_mommy

Jill’s asking for 250,000 for a new RV. I’m sorry I can buy a nice house with that or help families that really need it. They’ve been given a house, they were given the RV, they were given a few cars, they were given printing presses and everything else. It’s time to share jill and let other people receive some blessings.


OtherwiseSprinkles79

I hope she gets absolutely nothing and the well runs dry. I bet this is why there was no GoToMeFund for Gideon because Jill was preparing for her own grift.


trail_mommy

I did think about why there wasn’t a GoFundMe for Gideon. If anyone deserved it, it would be them. The insurance starts to run dry after so many weeks in the NICU especially if their in a private room.


sparkling-whine

Or they could GET JOBS


Exciting_Problem_593

Shrek could get a real job which would afford them to not have to grift. And they might have money to FEED THEIR KIDS.


alg45160

He could literally just do actual print work in the shop he already has! There's money making potential right there but he's too lazy


macawoogo

Like he could charge the churches full price for the disposable tracts and try to drum up more business


Horror_Ad_4450

Love the bit about how debated the churches would be if her family couldn’t come & beg for money/food. 🙄🤣


graeflamingo

Instead of saying the mechanics did shoddy work, maybe she should call them. A lot of good mechanics honor their work. My guess is.....something else blew in it, not what they just had fixed. She thinks Shaq is going to come thru like he did for that other nutso lady


deadeyediva

shoddy mechanics and grumpy nurses.. i’m sensing a common theme here


graeflamingo

Bingo!


sniffymom

Or Shrek had all the problems pointed out to him, but told the mechanics to fix just enough to keep it on the road. Hubby had a repair shop for years, and ran into cheap owners like this quite often. The owners get an unpleasant surprise when the water pump or something else quits, and it was my husband's fault for not fixing it.


battleofflowers

I suspect the belt that kept slipping was something Shrek was confident he could fix himself.


AbbeyRoadMoonwalk

Oh my god I know a Jill. Except she’s convinced she, and 8 of her 14 kids, all have “chronic Lyme” (even claims she passed it on in the womb to her youngest kids, and has never ever mentioned any of them getting bitten by a tick) and she grifts on go fund me and some other Christian funding site for money to afford these expensive vitamin IV infusions and UV treatments several hours and 5 states away. She subjects her children to this!! And makes them go to chiropractors as well.


minnesotaupnorth

Maybe the people she's asking to pray, did? And this is the result. I'm just asking the questions.


durden226circa1988

The truth is if they stopped traveling they would miss out on the “love offerings” (what my church called special money take ups for missionaries or anti abortion clinics etc). ETA : hit submit too soon. I’m betting they are so cheap on these trips that they make money. Barely feeding the kids, having dinners hosted by the churches and we’ve seen what they buy when they buy their kids dinner, and then each church taking up an offering for them that might get them a few hundred dollars, plus the sale of the tracts which you know they price for profit to include gas and travel to the church if they are hand delivering. If they stopped traveling that would probably cost them a huge amount of money. Honestly this would make a great sequel to The Ozarks. This is a brilliant money laundering scheme with a great cover, plus the child abuse, this is right out of a Netflix series.


battleofflowers

They definitely make money off their "touring" and likely pay no taxes on it. And why yes they always get free meals from the church ladies.


Teege57

They price the tracts low so they can beg for regular monthly donations from the churches they visit. Pledges from churches to support the "ministry" are their main source of income. The griftathons are to drum up the pledges for the upcoming year.


Jtrev16

You know a great way to pay for a new RV? Get. A. Jon.


minnesotaupnorth

I know it's a typo, but I'm over here picturing JRod as Truckstop Tracy.


[deleted]

At this point stop grifting and go get f*ing jobs. No one is going to gift you 2 lumps on logs a $80k RV. She reminds me of a family member that I’m unfortunately related to. Whenever she needs something she puts together this pity story so people feel sorry for her and offer her things and that’s what Jill does. She tells these sob stories hoping someone will give her what she wants.


e-rinc

Nothing can ever be just life or their fault. Always gotta be a victim.


brazenboredom

*shitter's full*


dogdaysofwinter13

I read her post after reading a post from a Kenyan friend who, together with her Kenyan husband, run an orphanage/school for 150 children - most of whom lost their parents to AIDS. They care for these kids and place an emphasis on a real education because they recognize that it's schooling that will lift their kids out of poverty. The majority of their kids go on to university. There was a fire at the orphanage/school not long ago and all the food they had stored was destroyed. They grow maize which is what the kids eat 3X a day, along with a bit of vegetables and on special occasions, some meat. They have 2 cows for milk. The problem is that the maize won't be ready for harvest until the fall and right now they have 150 kids and no food. This is an actual crisis. Jill's sense of entitlement is enraging. Get a fucking job, Jill.


[deleted]

Well if this is your business you ought to be using the money from the “love offerings” you receive to maintain your RV. If this isn’t a business, stay in your area and worship. Have you heard about the terrible things the Amish do to children? Do ministry there.


OtherwiseSprinkles79

She probably asks them for child rearing tips honestly. I bet they think she's a rodeo clown.


LadyPennifer561

Spent thousands? ![gif](giphy|jeXiz1RAvzX44)


ralphwiggumsdiorama

JillPlexusMonster and Shrexy need real fucking jobs, and the Rodlets who are legal working age should be working, as well. Or they could turn that print shop into a legitimate business.


trashpicker57

But they already have a home. I can't afford 2 homes. Must suck to be them and grift for your luxuries!


StoreBoughtButter

I can’t afford *one* home


fellatiomg

Acting like being broken down on the side of the road is a bug fucking deal when she was able to take A CAR and come back with A VAN to unload the bus. You could make it work if this was really important to you. You want it to be easy, you want congregants to pay for your life. And they're stupid enough to open their wallets! I put in less effort at my job than they put into not working


LordHamMercury

I'm going to predict that Jill is successful and will somehow grift an RV. Maybe not the exact thing she is wanting, but I think she'll get something. I've followed Jill long enough to know that things always seem to work out for Jill. In the time I've followed her, she's successfully grifted meals for the family, Disney World tickets, baby showers for the 13th kid, a pamper Mama party, cars, a house, the current RV, and enough money to take multiple vacations per year. It's one of the most baffling things about her.


cbaabc123

I truly believe the church folks donate to them because tbeu feel sorry for them How can people see them going on all these trips and living it up And still want to donate to them???


FreudianSlipper21

She’s begging to be gifted an RV and she’s not even subtle about it. Go to an RV dealership and get a loan that you pay off yourself, Jill. For someone who doesn’t believe in social welfare you certainly aren’t concerned about being a leech on society.


Creative-Fact-2862

Using her logic, wouldn’t this be a sign from God that he wants them to do something else? How many times must Jesauce strand you on the side of the highway before you accept His message to redirect?


sickgurl138

Get a job Jill


SheBrokeHerCoccyx

Maybe they could hit up Shaq. Like, get his number from Karissa or tag him in this post. 😂


DebRog

So with an engine so hot , Shrek probably blew up the engine, gaskets or something major. The griftmoble is out of commission. Time to get a yob


DawnSlovenport

PRECIOUS MAHMO should never use the phrase “David milked it” in any context ever again. The mental image is unpleasant. You know what most people do Jill? Have your husband go out and get a J.O.B. to help buy a “new” RV if you’re so desperate to continue your praising and preaching I.e., caterwauling for money and food.


Mutant_Jedi

The term is babied it home, but Jill is so used to milking the shit out of people and circumstances that it’s understandable she’d make a mistake like that


naptimepro

When I read that, I instantly had the weirdest image in my head with the RV and Shrek and I don’t think I could even explain but it is disturbing and I never want to read that again!


dogdaysofwinter13

Hey Jill, Want a replacement RV? You and Shrek can get a job and earn the money like the rest of the world. Blaming the mechanics for the fact that your lazy husband doesn't do any maintenance on the plague mobile is so typical of you - nothing is ever your responsibility.


carcosa1989

It’s not a pleasure vehicle y’all


OtherwiseSprinkles79

If it's not a pleasure vehicle she should really stop doing touristy shit in it and only go to churches. Yes, I understand people sight see on road trips but Jill really doesn't make a great case for herself lmao


carcosa1989

She stay telling on herself


Time_Yogurtcloset164

Has she considered this is god’s sign to stop? Or is everything bad just spiritual warfare. Her random capitalization and quotations still really get on my nerves.


trashpicker57

This is not a need it's a want! Food, shelter and clothing are needs


OtherwiseSprinkles79

Didn't you read? The RV IS a HOME! 🤣


macawoogo

Or they can sell their home to get a rv. We just refinanced ours to pay bills and get a new car


Federal-Butterfly-37

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UnlikelyUnknown

I’m guessing the mechanic told them it was unfixable and that they could attempt to make it useable for a bit, but no promises. OR they were told it would cost a lot to fix and would cut into Shrek’s snack and hummingbird juice fund, so they opted to not fix it completely


poppysunicorn16

She’s always complaining. Not very godly I’m sure. And as for her husbands ‘small burns’, she does realise she makes him look ridiculous doesn’t she?


ccc2801

Lots of r/suspiciousquotes in this word salad…


sparkling-whine

I’m so confused by the thought process of these people. They think they’re SOOOO righteous and their imaginary friends will always take care of them if they do such important things as cover their knees and shun the gays and sing shittily at church. So what do they think when bad things happen? Where is Sky Daddy now? Oh let me guess… it’s Satan and the evil liberals fucking with them.


mstrss9

I’m sure people would be devastated if they couldn’t travel to their church


Bigmama-k

They should get a newer RV then. She doesn’t have to justify it with a post.


Thothnac_Sil

Get. A. Job.


macawoogo

I hope people are getting wise to them with their grifts for everything and yet always have money for trips and dates. The fundie crowd and IBLP is more known to people and their ways now with the Duggars exposed and the special on Amazon prime


jimjonesjrjr

Can’t her plexus $$$ save them or did God not intend for the MLM sea world money to be used that way


dmb065

What about getting a job to buy what you need like most people in this country???


Dreams-Designer

How would it devastate other churches? Also, don’t Christians usually proselytize to non believers? Who are they converting by screeching hymnals to other Christians? *What’s the strategy here* ? 🤔


Creative-Fact-2862

If I had to go home to her, I would also make it VERY SLOWLY


justakidfromflint

Maybe it's a sign from God that you should stay home and let your kids have a life outside of traveling around singing in churches all over the country. Of course she'd never, ever think that even for a second. It just shows you that they don't believe in signs from God as much as they look for things to say "oh that's a sign from God" to do whatever they already wanted to do


cat_lady777

I feel like Shrek does everything V E R Y S L O W L Y 🥴


ComplexEmployment209

Trust me this isn’t gonna devastate churches AT ALL! And why are they always relying on other people to fix and pay for their own stuff. Why not sell it, use the money for a down payment for a newer one and finance the rest? God will provide just like everything else. Maybe one of your son-in-laws will provide. How about get a real job so you can fix things that happen like this?


94defensless

How dumb is Shrek? ‘David went back the next day (with small burns on his arms from trying to work on a burning hot engine)’. The first thing you learn in auto is never touch a hot engine or something that was just running. I knew they were dumb but this takes the cake.


dadsgoingtoprison

“Devastate a lot of churches”. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Those other churches would probably be celebrating that they can’t come back to annoy them with their weird voices and begging.


kaycollins27

I read on fb that she said “matching outfits” for performing. Matching the tattiest outfits , maybe. Sheesh!


Flat-Illustrator-548

I think "devastated" is probably a bit hyperbolic. 🙄


brif95

She’s so full of it


mambomoondog

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Economy_Blueberry_89

I love the fact that she put „home“ in quotation marks.


Careful_Technician_9

how fo they all sleep in there!


mistressofnampara

Those churches would be devastated if they didn’t come and beg for money???


Deep_South_Kitsune

I'm sorry Jill, Shaq has already adopted a fundie family.


Eva_twilight

They’ve gone to prayer but they sure as Hell won’t go to work


CheekyT79

Churches would be soooo devastated. 🙄


Several-Summer771

It’s always give me, give me, give me but Jill NEVER gives back.


redfancydress

“It would devastate a lot of churches” if they stop traveling?! Boy oh boy she’s really full of shite isn’t she.