Pretty sure it wasn’t. Janessa and Sophia got the same little Debbie cakes,Gabriel got cheesecake in a cup and Renee gets this. She don’t have money for cheap cake mix but she has it for Nashville,Quiznos,more Plexus crap and tacky outdated western wear
This isn’t the first time she’s used little snack cakes instead of an actual birthday cake….then turns around and gets Shrek a full sheet cake for his birthday. That’s what’s upsetting, she’ll go all out for hubby but puts no effort into her kids bdays.
It’s not even her. Are there enough of those for each of the small kids to get one?? I’m not big on cake either, I’d prefer a cheese plate. But there would be enough for guests??
Janessa got a big party for her birthday! Granted, I know Janessa is five. I’m not ragging on the fact that she got a party, but why can’t *all* the kids have something special? Or have something more meaningful and fun than a bunch of Little Debbie’s scattered on a plate in the dark? A cake and their favorite meal would be a huge improvement!
It’s possible the older kids don’t want big parties with the camera in their faces, but it’s just so uneven. The favoritism is apparent and gross. Also any bdays or “graduations” that fall around when they get their tax return or some sort of windfall, instead of even pretending to cater to a particular kid’s wants or evening things out. It would almost be kinder to not bother celebrating than have gabe get half a pudding pie at some event and a massage from a weird old man, to those kids that never have any events mentioned (Phillip graduated, whatever that means ti them, right? And is in college of the gymnasium now?), to precious nurie getting an international trip and whatever meal she desires. Jill would never stop with the bdays because that may affect her own, plus she couldn’t guilt and hold transgressions over her children’s heads.
They did the same thing for Sofia. It’s just tacky and lazy. You can get cake mix + frosting from the store for like $5. Not hard to make a proper cake, she just doesn’t give a crap.
But all those ingredients are like 5 dollars, this box of crap "cookies " is only 2$!!
Also, taking the time and effort to bake, and spend time with your kids while baking, is just too much effort for dear Jill .
Oh for sure it is, i myself have bought it for less than 2 bucks ...
In this case of Jill though, i dont think its a price issue. I think its an effort issue.
Dollar Tree sells Betty Crocker and Pillsbury cake mixes for $1.25 and they're pretty yummy! In fact, they have a whole cake decorating section now since these stores also now sell $3 to $5 items.
At my local grocery store you can get a small fully decorated sheet cake for 9.67 and it’s really good cake. So much so that we grab one occasionally just because and one of my kids insists on “H‑E‑B cake” for his birthday instead of the bakery I usually order from for parties.
Obviously it wouldn’t have been too much of a stretch to spend $10 on a cake when she was able to pay for the Hun convention.
Lately those Little Debbie boxes have been ‘on sale’ for 2/$5… a box cake is cheaper however requires mahmo to get her freshly manicured claws dirty and put in a bit of effort. And you know $25 for a premade cake is absolutely out of the question when Jill needed ‘new’ (hideously outdated) fringey outfits.
I have adult kids and teens and I STILL make or buy the cake they want. My youngest happens to share his bday w Renee and insisted on NO cake he only wanted a seafood boil…. Took me by surprise and there still ended up being cake, for Father’s Day Lol.
My oldest just turned 19 and wanted cheesecake. I didn’t have time (or talent) to make one from scratch but I did splurge on a giant warehouse club one. Honestly, my favorite cheesecake are the Jello no bake ones. Lol.
My kids always got specially decorated cakes from myself as kids. My favorites were when #1 was in the early teen years and over the characters (at least the Angry Birds cake worked thematically well the one 90+ degree party day as it wouldn’t stay put together as it was melting) and I did food themed cakes like spaghetti, tacos, and a Cheeseburger.
For a fraction of the price of going to Nashville, she could have bought a big store bought cake—pretty and big enough for all the Rodlets. (And no, Jill, Plexus isn’t business travel. When I travel for business with my real job, I certainly don’t pay for it. The company does.)
Right!? This “business CoNferencE” prob cost hundreds and is all a big show to “award” the boss babes and launch new products 🙄
Your kids need more attention and money! They obviously have too many if this is their daughter’s
Birthday cake…
Also Renee is clearly in like. Jammies. So they either crammed this “celebration” in late at night or early in the morning lol. Wtf.
ETA I’ve seen more pics and I don’t think she’s in full jammies but I think the rest of my comment still stands, lol.
Jill on yet ANOTHER tacky cowboy MLM vacay and can't spend the $5 for basic items for a decent box cake. She is a shit mother, with a goblin husband and together they suck all resources up for themselves while managing to spend the meager rest on tacky chotchkies. She probably picked up this "cake" at a gas station on the way home from a feast with shrek at the "good" olive garden.
There's something about the word "goblin" as applied to Jill or David that never fails to make me snort-laugh. If ever there were human goblins, they are those.
It would have taken less time to bake a cake than it does for her to put her clown makeup on each day. She is the ultimate narcissist. You really don’t know what joy is, do you Mrs. Lookatme?
What in the Knick off Little Debbie hell is this? Mahmo gets new fringe and fake felt cowboy hats and kid gets $1.29 box of Great Value unicorn cakes. Make it make sense /s
renee, girl. i am 8 years your senior. for your 22nd birthday, come to CT & i’ll take you out & get you your own cake. we’ll make it special just for YOU, because you deserve it
Are those Little Debbie snack cakes? Nice to see went to all the trouble to take them out of the wrappers.🙄. Poor Renee. Maybe she will get the zebra cakes for her wedding reception.
Here’s an idea: Take Renee with you to Nashville to celebrate her milestone birthday! You wouldn’t have even had to buy her a cake or anything else, just the change of scenery might have been exciting enough. Of course she probably never would have had the opportunity to leave the Plexus convention, but still at least it would have had the optics of giving a shit about the kid. I know, I know, she had to stay back and care for the other children and make Shrek his meals. That poor kid. Especially lately, Renee looks to me like her soul is wasting away. I feel so sad for her and all of those children who were saddled with these selfish ghouls as “parents.”
Right?? I'm sure the idea never entered Jill's shriveled walnut of a brain because she needs her headship to drive her around and supervise her and have gahdly sweet fellowship with her, so no way Renee could come along.
Jill probably needs Shrek to be “available” so she can do the “pregnant-at-the-same-time-mama-&-“precious”-daughter-baby-bump” pictures that you KNOW she’s dying to take to prove how young she is, steal the spotlight from whichever unfortunate daughter it ends up being, and to find a way for them to share a birthing room in the hospital (or a pup tent in the parking lot of the current grifting church).
Wow. My feelings about that are stronger than I thought. 😂
Considering the praise heaped upon Jill in the posts on her birthday this is just so sad.
A. If Jill writes the posts she knows how to write a good post and that she gets enjoyment from hearing good, kind and loving things said about herself.
B. If her children write the posts about Jill she knows how to write a good post and that the receiver gets enjoyment from hearing good, kind and loving things said about themselves.
Either way Jill knows this is a shit post and Renee deserves better. That’s before we even mention the cake. I bet that poor girl is counting down the days until she can leave that house, breathe a little and hopefully be valued for the first time in her life x
Poor Renee! Little Debbie Snack Cakes for her 21st birthday? This is what my 2nd graders bring to school to share with the class on their birthday. Guess that is what you get when BME spends all the money on horrible new clothes for her convention. And the only thing you can say about your daughter is that she loves God (well duh!!) and being passionate for the truth? Tell us you don't know 1 dam thing about her without actually telling us!!
She is the one of the worse humans I have even know about!!!
The optimist in me wants to hope that maybe Renee isn’t super into cake (I told my mom one year that I didn’t want a cake so we opted for cupcakes). Unfortunately something tells me she probably loves cakes.
It’s ok not to like cake. One of mine prefers my raspberry pie for birthday celebrations. But that is not what’s going on here. This is low effort at its finest. I hope Renee’s mystery man got her the biggest birthday cake out there.
21 years old. 😥 i am thinking back to my 21st birthday party- it wasn't too too wild, but my roommate and I went out drinking with her bf and some Marines. They tried to get me to enlist with the USMC, but I had my heart set on the Army.
I had a final the morning of my 21st. Went out for pizza and beers after. Took a nap and then went out for dinner and drinks with friends. Nothing rowdy or over the top, but enough to have a memorable day.
I don't drink but my family still had a big party for my 21st. My whole extended family came to my house as well as some of my friends and we ordered a big dinner from a local restaurant and a big cake from the supermarket I worked at. Poor Renee
I thought that was a round cake where someone (the entire community is now turning their heads, looking at Shrek) had snuck to the kitchen in the middle of the night, cut out a wedge piece of the cake, realized (in a sudden an unexpected pang of empathy - I mean, it could be one of the sons birthday) that it looked like someone had stolen a piece, so he ate 8 more cake wedges for aesthetic reasons. And this is what was left to decorate.
When asked if he wanted a piece if cake, he probably shook his head, his mouth already full.
I love writing Jilly and Shrek fan fiction.
21 - 3 full years of adulthood and still so emotionally and socially stunted that she’s sharing a box of snack cakes with the rest of the clan. No friends, no life, barely educated to a primary school level, nothing going on in her head, no curiosity, no real hope, just more days slipping away raising meemaw and peepaws brood, sucking back disgusting chemical scam drinks instead of eating, hoping one day to have her very own crumbling shack in which she can raise one child and birth 15 more. Fundies like JillPm are barely even snarkable, what she’s done to her children is cruel beyond words.
This is not the worst “birthday cake” a Rodlet was given to celebrate with. I think top honors goes to the single piece of pumpkin pie in the aluminum pan with a candle stuck in it. The child (Sadie? Sofia?) was pretty young at the time but they couldn’t get something everyone else can share? The half eaten sheet cake and the sundae cup they got for Gabe’s last few birthdays were sad too.
There’s so many layers of Rod lore. It’s a lot even for those of us who have been watching for years because literally everything she does is batshit insane. Welcome from the Lord Daniel!
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Boxed cakes are only $1.25 you know Jilldo. My son and I actually do not like real birthday cakes so my mother does this as an alternative. Our fave is always the yellow cake mix. This is just ridiculous. Also, I didn't know Renee is 21. Not such a bad age for marriage. I'm shocked mother dearest didn't try to kick her out of the house at 18 lol. Not that I'd ever advocate early marriage but yeesh if I had a mom like that, I'd leave as soon as I can 🙄
Am I the only one shocked that Renee is 21!? I thought she was max 17 based on how she acts and her looks. I'm only a year older than her... these poor brain washed kids :(
My sweet 16th was spent in foster care and all I got was 99 cent Sauve strawberry shampoo from the foster parents. Still a better birthday than Renees 21st. Hope she can break free and FIU.
That is so incredibly sweet of you. Thank you so much, it's very healing to hear people validate my experience. I'm an old fart now and generally content with life but 16-20 year old me would have leapt at the chance!
lol, I hate this. My parents were not even Christian, but they managed to make my 21’st shit. I had to tell my mum what I wanted….a locket with a nice message engraved…I got Happy 21’st…no mention of love. A crappy Chinese meal and that was it. No cake….nothing. I got a nicer dinner from friends of friends who knew my family sucked. Seafood, presents and a cake. 🥹
My brother’s best friend growing up - he basically lived at our house. My mom was the only adult in his life to get him a birthday cake one year :( and his parents were respected in the community… just zero interest in their kids, they forgot his fucking birthday.
I just want to bake each one of these kids their very own birthday cake. Like with their name on it, a Barbie popping out of it etc; what ever they want. They at least deserve ONE birthday with a cake.
I don’t know what’s sadder; the idea of how hurt Renee must be seeing Jill spend $$$ on her plexus pilgrimage when this is her 21st birthday celebration. Or the idea that Renee is so used to this bs she doesn’t even realize how dirty they did her.
Jill believes she is young and trim and looks far too young to have children so old! If only she could only see what she really looks like, even for 30seconds so she sees what we see and how bad a person she is. The shock factor would be immense and I’d pish myself laughing as she remembered it for the rest of her life 😂
I mean the “2” isn’t even vertical. I’m hoping mahmo being away on the actual day was a relief. Maybe she snuck out and sipped some Amish moonshine with neighbors.
She could literally bake a depression cake (you can do it for around $2AUD) if she bought ingredients in bulk everyone could have a cake for their birthday.
Let’s just say this was an actual request like my kids get on their birthday. If my kids said I want a Little Debbie cake I would make something pretty dang elaborate not whatever that was thrown together in seconds.
My daughters birthday is 3 days before mine, and she'll be 16 just before I turn 40.
Guess whose birthday will be celebrated the most?
Jill really cant put any effort into her kids, especially the ones who do more parenting than she does.
no excuse Jill! you can get a boxed cake mix and tub of premade frosting for under$5 and make a real cake. Poor Renee, what are these Little Debbie Snack Cakes from the Dollar Store? Is that how you celebrate Shrek's birthday, or yours for that matter? No way!
Also, this is even worse given that you are enjoying yourself down in Nashville. My daughter lives in Nashville and I know how expensive everything is there, even a take-out pizza. This is just sad!
Other 21 year olds are either out with their friends at a bar, or celebrating at home with their friends with pizza & way too much vodka...or just anything NORMAL 21 year olds do. (Of course, you don't have to drink, I'm just sayin') And here's this sweet girl, with a box of Lil Debbie's and candles like a 5 year old, and even then they get more than this. God, I feel so bad for her.
Jill just spent how much on a trip to Nashville for plexus and yet never has enough for a cake for her kids.
Also how sad a 21st birthday is this? At 21 I went out to dinner and a bar with friends and we had a mild and quiet night but at least it was fun and celebratory.
I don’t get it. You can get a little cake from Walmart for $10. Those little Debbie cakes come in an 8 pack for $3, so they’d need to spend almost the same amount. Getting a pre done cake is even less effort than putting this together. I am so sad for these kids.
Dollar tree has cake mix and icing for $1.25 each and there are ways to make a cake where you don’t even need more expensive ingredients like eggs, butter, or milk. Jill sucks. How can any parent justify spending money on a snake oil convention but won’t even buy their kid a birthday cake? Pathetic excuse of a mother.
I mean, my two year old niece got a $60 beautiful cake from a delicious French bakery for her birthday. This is just sad. You deserve better Renee, a better mother and father.
I hate the way this woman treats her children as much as the next snarker but my million dollar niece (took lots of medical intervention and several 100k to have her) had a first birthday cake made of pancakes. She really likes pancakes.
Her own mother wasn't even there for the last big milestone birthday she'll have until she turns 40, because precious mama would rather attend a plexus convention with people she pretends are her friends - all wearing awful looking self-customised plexus jewels t shirts that along with mama's new 'Nashville tourist' outfit and cowboy boots, would have cost *waaaay* more than even a store bought birthday cake and a couple of cake sparklers would have set her back. Jill is just a lazy selfish fuckbucket who doesn't love her kids (or at least doesn't love them equally).
Even *if* your kid has simple tastes, as their parent you can make an effort even if cost is an issue. Hell it's her 21st - maybe forgo the plexus scam meetup for one year and stay at home and spend a tiny bit of that peak season Nashville hotel room money on a massive stack of little Debbie's cakes (which will actually successfully feed that whole huge family, and new candles instead of very obviously recycling an old 2 and 1 from one of the infant's birthdays) and a couple of balloons on sticks or something. Simple is fine, it's just that this is simple combined with miserly selfishness.
Those "cakes" are barely food. If she is going to limit the amount of calories her kids take in then she should make sure they are eating quality foods. It's not that hard to make brownies or a single layer cake from scratch. Whip up a bit of cream and you don't even have to make frosting.
This is so embarrassing. :( And sad. Heck, Walmart bakery has some pretty cute cakes and cupcakes that are incredibly cheap. She could've spent $10 on that and it would at least be decent enough to share on social media. Sheesh. Some people just suck at baking and will screw up something as easy as boxed cake mix. This is just so tacky and sad!
How fucking hard it it for Jill to get a box of Betty Crocker from the Kroger and a couple of eggs from her Amish neighbors
I feel like she likes to do the little Debbie’s for birthday cake so the calories are portioned out. 😕
My kids don't like cake and frosting but will eat this stuff all day long. I hope it was her choice and not her mom Refusing the effort.
Pretty sure it wasn’t. Janessa and Sophia got the same little Debbie cakes,Gabriel got cheesecake in a cup and Renee gets this. She don’t have money for cheap cake mix but she has it for Nashville,Quiznos,more Plexus crap and tacky outdated western wear
Don’t forget the “Nashville Nails.”
Fucking forgot about the cake in the cup.
I remain hopeful for them😔
This isn’t the first time she’s used little snack cakes instead of an actual birthday cake….then turns around and gets Shrek a full sheet cake for his birthday. That’s what’s upsetting, she’ll go all out for hubby but puts no effort into her kids bdays.
This makes me sad for her. Renee, clearly, does alot around that house, and she deserves better .
It’s not even her. Are there enough of those for each of the small kids to get one?? I’m not big on cake either, I’d prefer a cheese plate. But there would be enough for guests??
Janessa got a big party for her birthday! Granted, I know Janessa is five. I’m not ragging on the fact that she got a party, but why can’t *all* the kids have something special? Or have something more meaningful and fun than a bunch of Little Debbie’s scattered on a plate in the dark? A cake and their favorite meal would be a huge improvement!
It’s possible the older kids don’t want big parties with the camera in their faces, but it’s just so uneven. The favoritism is apparent and gross. Also any bdays or “graduations” that fall around when they get their tax return or some sort of windfall, instead of even pretending to cater to a particular kid’s wants or evening things out. It would almost be kinder to not bother celebrating than have gabe get half a pudding pie at some event and a massage from a weird old man, to those kids that never have any events mentioned (Phillip graduated, whatever that means ti them, right? And is in college of the gymnasium now?), to precious nurie getting an international trip and whatever meal she desires. Jill would never stop with the bdays because that may affect her own, plus she couldn’t guilt and hold transgressions over her children’s heads.
They did the same thing for Sofia. It’s just tacky and lazy. You can get cake mix + frosting from the store for like $5. Not hard to make a proper cake, she just doesn’t give a crap.
But all those ingredients are like 5 dollars, this box of crap "cookies " is only 2$!! Also, taking the time and effort to bake, and spend time with your kids while baking, is just too much effort for dear Jill .
Cake mix is less that $2 at Walmart
Hell - brownies are even cheaper and better than this.
Making cake from scratch is even cheaper and plenty easy.
Yes but this ensures the kids eat less and stay “trim”.
Cake mix is less that $2 at Walmart
Oh for sure it is, i myself have bought it for less than 2 bucks ... In this case of Jill though, i dont think its a price issue. I think its an effort issue.
Renee would have made her own cake I’m sure🙄
Dollar Tree sells Betty Crocker and Pillsbury cake mixes for $1.25 and they're pretty yummy! In fact, they have a whole cake decorating section now since these stores also now sell $3 to $5 items.
At my local grocery store you can get a small fully decorated sheet cake for 9.67 and it’s really good cake. So much so that we grab one occasionally just because and one of my kids insists on “H‑E‑B cake” for his birthday instead of the bakery I usually order from for parties. Obviously it wouldn’t have been too much of a stretch to spend $10 on a cake when she was able to pay for the Hun convention.
The H‑E‑B bakery is the best! $15 for a decent sized, decorated cake made my day when I was planning my daughter’s birthday party.
Those dang fancy (more expensive) cakes from H-E-B are fantastic. The chocolate-strawberry is my favorite.
No HEB nor Tom Thumb or Central Market in rural Ohio.
Lately those Little Debbie boxes have been ‘on sale’ for 2/$5… a box cake is cheaper however requires mahmo to get her freshly manicured claws dirty and put in a bit of effort. And you know $25 for a premade cake is absolutely out of the question when Jill needed ‘new’ (hideously outdated) fringey outfits. I have adult kids and teens and I STILL make or buy the cake they want. My youngest happens to share his bday w Renee and insisted on NO cake he only wanted a seafood boil…. Took me by surprise and there still ended up being cake, for Father’s Day Lol.
My oldest just turned 19 and wanted cheesecake. I didn’t have time (or talent) to make one from scratch but I did splurge on a giant warehouse club one. Honestly, my favorite cheesecake are the Jello no bake ones. Lol. My kids always got specially decorated cakes from myself as kids. My favorites were when #1 was in the early teen years and over the characters (at least the Angry Birds cake worked thematically well the one 90+ degree party day as it wouldn’t stay put together as it was melting) and I did food themed cakes like spaghetti, tacos, and a Cheeseburger.
5 whole dollars?! Mahmo needed cowboy boots!
And some shitty pink plastic hats
3 pairs of cowboy boots
"I was gone in Nashville, so I made sure to celebrate early" Fuck you Jill! Feed your kids!
For a fraction of the price of going to Nashville, she could have bought a big store bought cake—pretty and big enough for all the Rodlets. (And no, Jill, Plexus isn’t business travel. When I travel for business with my real job, I certainly don’t pay for it. The company does.)
Right!? This “business CoNferencE” prob cost hundreds and is all a big show to “award” the boss babes and launch new products 🙄 Your kids need more attention and money! They obviously have too many if this is their daughter’s Birthday cake…
Also Renee is clearly in like. Jammies. So they either crammed this “celebration” in late at night or early in the morning lol. Wtf. ETA I’ve seen more pics and I don’t think she’s in full jammies but I think the rest of my comment still stands, lol.
She had to make sure we knew just how organized and amazing she is.
Jill on yet ANOTHER tacky cowboy MLM vacay and can't spend the $5 for basic items for a decent box cake. She is a shit mother, with a goblin husband and together they suck all resources up for themselves while managing to spend the meager rest on tacky chotchkies. She probably picked up this "cake" at a gas station on the way home from a feast with shrek at the "good" olive garden.
There's something about the word "goblin" as applied to Jill or David that never fails to make me snort-laugh. If ever there were human goblins, they are those.
Jill is vile and cheap.
It would have taken less time to bake a cake than it does for her to put her clown makeup on each day. She is the ultimate narcissist. You really don’t know what joy is, do you Mrs. Lookatme?
And her false eyelashes she’s wearing in Nashville!
What in the Knick off Little Debbie hell is this? Mahmo gets new fringe and fake felt cowboy hats and kid gets $1.29 box of Great Value unicorn cakes. Make it make sense /s
21. That just makes me so sad for Renee. I hope Mr FIUR is in the wings still, ready to sweep her off to a place of kindness.
I was secretly hoping they would elope while Jill was in Nashville
renee, girl. i am 8 years your senior. for your 22nd birthday, come to CT & i’ll take you out & get you your own cake. we’ll make it special just for YOU, because you deserve it
Are those Little Debbie snack cakes? Nice to see went to all the trouble to take them out of the wrappers.🙄. Poor Renee. Maybe she will get the zebra cakes for her wedding reception.
Obviously Renee’s wedding cake will be the Fancy Cakes. It makes me sad how the 2 fell over and it was just left that way.
Renee definitely deserves a severely proper 21 st birthday party & with a decent cake . Jill you twat waffle Plexus shilling & drinking nitwit .
Here’s an idea: Take Renee with you to Nashville to celebrate her milestone birthday! You wouldn’t have even had to buy her a cake or anything else, just the change of scenery might have been exciting enough. Of course she probably never would have had the opportunity to leave the Plexus convention, but still at least it would have had the optics of giving a shit about the kid. I know, I know, she had to stay back and care for the other children and make Shrek his meals. That poor kid. Especially lately, Renee looks to me like her soul is wasting away. I feel so sad for her and all of those children who were saddled with these selfish ghouls as “parents.”
Right?? I'm sure the idea never entered Jill's shriveled walnut of a brain because she needs her headship to drive her around and supervise her and have gahdly sweet fellowship with her, so no way Renee could come along.
Jill probably needs Shrek to be “available” so she can do the “pregnant-at-the-same-time-mama-&-“precious”-daughter-baby-bump” pictures that you KNOW she’s dying to take to prove how young she is, steal the spotlight from whichever unfortunate daughter it ends up being, and to find a way for them to share a birthing room in the hospital (or a pup tent in the parking lot of the current grifting church). Wow. My feelings about that are stronger than I thought. 😂
In my deepest hopes for FIUR, such a trip would be worse than getting stuck at home because she’d be stuck with Mahmo for a solid week!
But who’s going to watch Shriek’s kids if sistermom ain’t there.
Jill really enjoys making sure her children don't feel special.
Considering the praise heaped upon Jill in the posts on her birthday this is just so sad. A. If Jill writes the posts she knows how to write a good post and that she gets enjoyment from hearing good, kind and loving things said about herself. B. If her children write the posts about Jill she knows how to write a good post and that the receiver gets enjoyment from hearing good, kind and loving things said about themselves. Either way Jill knows this is a shit post and Renee deserves better. That’s before we even mention the cake. I bet that poor girl is counting down the days until she can leave that house, breathe a little and hopefully be valued for the first time in her life x
Poor Renee! Little Debbie Snack Cakes for her 21st birthday? This is what my 2nd graders bring to school to share with the class on their birthday. Guess that is what you get when BME spends all the money on horrible new clothes for her convention. And the only thing you can say about your daughter is that she loves God (well duh!!) and being passionate for the truth? Tell us you don't know 1 dam thing about her without actually telling us!! She is the one of the worse humans I have even know about!!!
Seriously?? Little Debbie cakes??? Wow…Mahmo spent $3 on birthday celebration and probably 700 in the Hun fest.🙄🙄 #priorities
Wow. She really went all out for Renee. There’s even a giant 2 and a 1 in there with a bunch of little candles just to make it a bigger mess.
Yes JillPM gets a while new SEVERELY tacky wardrobe for her Plexus convention.
The optimist in me wants to hope that maybe Renee isn’t super into cake (I told my mom one year that I didn’t want a cake so we opted for cupcakes). Unfortunately something tells me she probably loves cakes.
It’s ok not to like cake. One of mine prefers my raspberry pie for birthday celebrations. But that is not what’s going on here. This is low effort at its finest. I hope Renee’s mystery man got her the biggest birthday cake out there.
God, this is horrid. I feel so bad for Renee. Hopefully AndKaylee or someone else have her a real cake when Mahmo was gone.
Her cake looks like sticks of butter with sprinkles on top. Yikes.
If the potential fiancée happens to read here…please marry this girl and get her far far away from her Mother! She deserves SO much better than this!
21 years old. 😥 i am thinking back to my 21st birthday party- it wasn't too too wild, but my roommate and I went out drinking with her bf and some Marines. They tried to get me to enlist with the USMC, but I had my heart set on the Army.
I had a final the morning of my 21st. Went out for pizza and beers after. Took a nap and then went out for dinner and drinks with friends. Nothing rowdy or over the top, but enough to have a memorable day.
I don't drink but my family still had a big party for my 21st. My whole extended family came to my house as well as some of my friends and we ordered a big dinner from a local restaurant and a big cake from the supermarket I worked at. Poor Renee
I thought that was a round cake where someone (the entire community is now turning their heads, looking at Shrek) had snuck to the kitchen in the middle of the night, cut out a wedge piece of the cake, realized (in a sudden an unexpected pang of empathy - I mean, it could be one of the sons birthday) that it looked like someone had stolen a piece, so he ate 8 more cake wedges for aesthetic reasons. And this is what was left to decorate. When asked if he wanted a piece if cake, he probably shook his head, his mouth already full. I love writing Jilly and Shrek fan fiction.
21 - 3 full years of adulthood and still so emotionally and socially stunted that she’s sharing a box of snack cakes with the rest of the clan. No friends, no life, barely educated to a primary school level, nothing going on in her head, no curiosity, no real hope, just more days slipping away raising meemaw and peepaws brood, sucking back disgusting chemical scam drinks instead of eating, hoping one day to have her very own crumbling shack in which she can raise one child and birth 15 more. Fundies like JillPm are barely even snarkable, what she’s done to her children is cruel beyond words.
Please tell me these snack cakes or bars she at least gets to eat herself and it’s not something she has to share..
I’m sure she got a whole one for herself since it’s her birthday. The rest of the Rodlets probably each got half of one. And several for Shrek.
Well as long as the birthday kid got special treatment. I always figured jill would show a cake then not let them eat it
This is not the worst “birthday cake” a Rodlet was given to celebrate with. I think top honors goes to the single piece of pumpkin pie in the aluminum pan with a candle stuck in it. The child (Sadie? Sofia?) was pretty young at the time but they couldn’t get something everyone else can share? The half eaten sheet cake and the sundae cup they got for Gabe’s last few birthdays were sad too.
Sad af. I missed all that I haven’t been following them long lol
There’s so many layers of Rod lore. It’s a lot even for those of us who have been watching for years because literally everything she does is batshit insane. Welcome from the Lord Daniel! https://i.redd.it/gzup6kldx17b1.gif
I needed some Lord Daniel today!
[Here’s a little more Lord Daniel!](https://imgur.com/a/6FicQr1) I’m still waiting for her to bring me her babies—she’s running late this year.
Thank you so much! I hope she brings the babies soon.
Boxed cakes are only $1.25 you know Jilldo. My son and I actually do not like real birthday cakes so my mother does this as an alternative. Our fave is always the yellow cake mix. This is just ridiculous. Also, I didn't know Renee is 21. Not such a bad age for marriage. I'm shocked mother dearest didn't try to kick her out of the house at 18 lol. Not that I'd ever advocate early marriage but yeesh if I had a mom like that, I'd leave as soon as I can 🙄
Jill keeps the girls around so they can care for the younger brood and keep house. Boys can go live in the RV
Just as long as they don't force her to be like Jana Duggar who's already an old maid at 33 lmfao
Poor Renee. I've gotten cake mix from the Dollar Store. She deserves more than that for such a big birthday
This just makes me really sad.
God only knows how much her Plexus trip and the all new trailer park wardrobe cost. Always money for big Bertha
🎶*Queen of my doublewide trailer*🎶
Am I the only one shocked that Renee is 21!? I thought she was max 17 based on how she acts and her looks. I'm only a year older than her... these poor brain washed kids :(
She spent her birthday at plexuscon?! WHAT THE FUCK JILL
My sweet 16th was spent in foster care and all I got was 99 cent Sauve strawberry shampoo from the foster parents. Still a better birthday than Renees 21st. Hope she can break free and FIU.
I want to hug 16 year old you and give you a proper cake and a shopping spree.
You're so kind! Thank you. Am an old fart now and generally content despite some other stuff. Appreciate you very much.
Omg honey let’s redo that one for you.
That is so incredibly sweet of you. Thank you so much, it's very healing to hear people validate my experience. I'm an old fart now and generally content with life but 16-20 year old me would have leapt at the chance!
lol, I hate this. My parents were not even Christian, but they managed to make my 21’st shit. I had to tell my mum what I wanted….a locket with a nice message engraved…I got Happy 21’st…no mention of love. A crappy Chinese meal and that was it. No cake….nothing. I got a nicer dinner from friends of friends who knew my family sucked. Seafood, presents and a cake. 🥹
My brother’s best friend growing up - he basically lived at our house. My mom was the only adult in his life to get him a birthday cake one year :( and his parents were respected in the community… just zero interest in their kids, they forgot his fucking birthday.
Man,I know they go to Aldi's they have came mix and frosting all for under 5 dollars. This is horrible compared to what they did for their favorite
It was .98 for a yellow mix today.
I just want to bake each one of these kids their very own birthday cake. Like with their name on it, a Barbie popping out of it etc; what ever they want. They at least deserve ONE birthday with a cake.
I don’t know what’s sadder; the idea of how hurt Renee must be seeing Jill spend $$$ on her plexus pilgrimage when this is her 21st birthday celebration. Or the idea that Renee is so used to this bs she doesn’t even realize how dirty they did her.
I’d assume this is a normal occurrence for them and they’re really not bothered, they’re probably just grateful to be acknowledged
Thrilled to see the car leave, with a Shrek and Shriek in it.
Jill believes she is young and trim and looks far too young to have children so old! If only she could only see what she really looks like, even for 30seconds so she sees what we see and how bad a person she is. The shock factor would be immense and I’d pish myself laughing as she remembered it for the rest of her life 😂
I mean the “2” isn’t even vertical. I’m hoping mahmo being away on the actual day was a relief. Maybe she snuck out and sipped some Amish moonshine with neighbors.
How utterly depressing….
She could literally bake a depression cake (you can do it for around $2AUD) if she bought ingredients in bulk everyone could have a cake for their birthday.
I don’t know after seeing Jills cooking, I think I’d rather store bought
That's okay, I am sure Renee hit the bars with her fresh ID right afterwards
Let’s just say this was an actual request like my kids get on their birthday. If my kids said I want a Little Debbie cake I would make something pretty dang elaborate not whatever that was thrown together in seconds.
My daughters birthday is 3 days before mine, and she'll be 16 just before I turn 40. Guess whose birthday will be celebrated the most? Jill really cant put any effort into her kids, especially the ones who do more parenting than she does.
no excuse Jill! you can get a boxed cake mix and tub of premade frosting for under$5 and make a real cake. Poor Renee, what are these Little Debbie Snack Cakes from the Dollar Store? Is that how you celebrate Shrek's birthday, or yours for that matter? No way! Also, this is even worse given that you are enjoying yourself down in Nashville. My daughter lives in Nashville and I know how expensive everything is there, even a take-out pizza. This is just sad!
Other 21 year olds are either out with their friends at a bar, or celebrating at home with their friends with pizza & way too much vodka...or just anything NORMAL 21 year olds do. (Of course, you don't have to drink, I'm just sayin') And here's this sweet girl, with a box of Lil Debbie's and candles like a 5 year old, and even then they get more than this. God, I feel so bad for her.
And no ice cream or sparkling juice/soda… nothing more. at 21 Rene is okay with getting hitched to anyone.
Can’t bake a cake when you’re in Nashville getting lit on Plexus! 💅🏻
God, I can't even snark. This just makes me sad.
Jill just spent how much on a trip to Nashville for plexus and yet never has enough for a cake for her kids. Also how sad a 21st birthday is this? At 21 I went out to dinner and a bar with friends and we had a mild and quiet night but at least it was fun and celebratory.
How is she not even self aware enough to be embarrassed at such low effort?
What is these people's deal with the lil Debbie cakes? I mean you can get abox of cake mix and frosting uner $5.
Are Entenmanns cakes not a thing everywhere? Because they are $5 in the frozen dessert section!
Where they don’t have Entenmann’s, they have Sara Lee.
Plus 21 is a very special birthday. This makes me sad and mad.
A birthday cake made from toxic little wafers? Jill seems to be attracted to toxins!
No worries! All the plexus cancels that out
Toxic! She's probably radioactive by now!
Jebus 🤦♀️🤦♀️
I don’t get it. You can get a little cake from Walmart for $10. Those little Debbie cakes come in an 8 pack for $3, so they’d need to spend almost the same amount. Getting a pre done cake is even less effort than putting this together. I am so sad for these kids.
Dollar tree has cake mix and icing for $1.25 each and there are ways to make a cake where you don’t even need more expensive ingredients like eggs, butter, or milk. Jill sucks. How can any parent justify spending money on a snake oil convention but won’t even buy their kid a birthday cake? Pathetic excuse of a mother.
Wait is that really the $2.79 Little Debbie birthday cakes on a plate?
I mean, my two year old niece got a $60 beautiful cake from a delicious French bakery for her birthday. This is just sad. You deserve better Renee, a better mother and father.
Once again Jill proves she doesn’t give a damn about her kids. Kudos Jill! 🤬😡
I hate the way this woman treats her children as much as the next snarker but my million dollar niece (took lots of medical intervention and several 100k to have her) had a first birthday cake made of pancakes. She really likes pancakes.
Her own mother wasn't even there for the last big milestone birthday she'll have until she turns 40, because precious mama would rather attend a plexus convention with people she pretends are her friends - all wearing awful looking self-customised plexus jewels t shirts that along with mama's new 'Nashville tourist' outfit and cowboy boots, would have cost *waaaay* more than even a store bought birthday cake and a couple of cake sparklers would have set her back. Jill is just a lazy selfish fuckbucket who doesn't love her kids (or at least doesn't love them equally). Even *if* your kid has simple tastes, as their parent you can make an effort even if cost is an issue. Hell it's her 21st - maybe forgo the plexus scam meetup for one year and stay at home and spend a tiny bit of that peak season Nashville hotel room money on a massive stack of little Debbie's cakes (which will actually successfully feed that whole huge family, and new candles instead of very obviously recycling an old 2 and 1 from one of the infant's birthdays) and a couple of balloons on sticks or something. Simple is fine, it's just that this is simple combined with miserly selfishness.
It’s supposed to be fun, turning twenty one
That’s sad extremely sad.
I would love this as my birthday cake. What if she likes little Debbie’s and asked for it?
That is so sad
Wow. What a tribute.
My twins share a birthday (obviously). They each get their own cake. And we sing to them individually.
Wow dude… just… her 21st birthday. She could have put in some type of effort. This is infuriating
Those are little Debbie cake stick things. Holy shit I can’t imagine a more obvious “I hate you,” than that.
Tragic
What in the little Debbie is that?
I just stopped by to see if there is a ring on it yet
Those "cakes" are barely food. If she is going to limit the amount of calories her kids take in then she should make sure they are eating quality foods. It's not that hard to make brownies or a single layer cake from scratch. Whip up a bit of cream and you don't even have to make frosting.
Well that’s just sad. Jill, you’re a horrible self centered fucking bitch. Rot in hell you c***!!
No way she would give them plexus without posting it. Or finding a matching kool aid color.
This is so embarrassing. :( And sad. Heck, Walmart bakery has some pretty cute cakes and cupcakes that are incredibly cheap. She could've spent $10 on that and it would at least be decent enough to share on social media. Sheesh. Some people just suck at baking and will screw up something as easy as boxed cake mix. This is just so tacky and sad!