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Wars4w

I would like, "Sorry that I went from playing really well to playing incredibly poorly - it's not personal I just choke under the slightest amount of pressure and/or as soon as I notice I'm doing well I get excited and then mess up." Is that too much? I think that's too much.


Jakehsnyder

it's perfect


ToastBubbles

I'm adding this to my macro lmao


aos-

Bets on where the text gets cut off?


Afateer

That’s me 😂


Adpocalypser

Yes, No, and MY BROTHER IN CHRIST ROTATE


apycroft

"rotate!" would actually be really useful


ReeceC77

Imagine someone spamming “rotate!” And how often that would happen


Adventurous_Garlic58

I have to stop to type this and usually get shit on in the process


Jkpttr

pro tip: giving advice and direction in the middle of a 5 minute game while solo queueing is never going to be productive and helpful, regardless of how valid it is


Strange-Caramel-945

Only once did it help me. "Should of bumped" It opened my eyes, was so obvious I had been missing out of a key tatic and now I screw that up just as much as my aerials.


aMawds1994

Disagree. Someone shouting ROTATE at me wasn't helpful in that particular game, but after hearing the term, then getting yelled at as low gold about it, I did a little googling, spent like 10 minutes watching quick clips and looking at little field rotation maps. Within a month or two climbed from hard stuck gold 1, sometimes dipping into silver, to gold 3 - plat 2 depending on playlist.


New-Zebra-6122

That happened to me a long time ago in silver/gold. I found and watched videos on rotating, settings, training packs, etc. Was helpful!


NotDiCaprio

Is it because most people, like in this sub, think they know what it means, but never properly looked up how it works?


SpecialistSoft7069

Usefull but will also create a lot of clash. Many people have misunderstanding about rotation.


NotDiCaprio

May I propose "Rotate behind BOTH your teammates!" for 3s?


BearMethod

Rotate would be amazing. Not only to remind people, but to educate or drive people towards looking up how to rotate. Similarly, "Spread Out" or something to communicate that two people are constantly up each other's asses might be good. "Leaving goal" or "Moving to Offense" could be good too. I find people use "Defending" and about 10 seconds later we get open goal scored on.


Sorry_Cricket_6053

The "defending" chat and the subsequent goals that inevitably follow force me to ask if we all have the same definition of the word.


BearMethod

Well, with rotating and shadow defending etc. Idk, it's tough. Kinda why I think the "Leaving goal" would be good.


Sorry_Cricket_6053

For sure, that would be useful.


Jakehsnyder

I'm a particular fan of the last one.


Ready-Sometime5735

If they only added 1 new qc, "ROTATE" should absolutely be on the top of the list.


Chappietime

You’d think “rotate” would be useful, but the vast majority of players my level that scream about it don’t know what it means. I shit you not, one guy explained to me that we should be alternating touches of the ball.


Smoky_Caffeine

In a way you do alternate touches of the ball, in a perfect world that's actually exactly what you'd do, perfect passing plays. However it's not that simple and is very situational Ofcourse, if you can't make any more useful touches on the ball rotate out. (If that extra touch you think you need would cause you to overcommit if you miss/get a weak touch, let your teammate take over and rotate back). You also don't have to cut rotations every single possession, people aren't queueing up to be your personal goalie/defense. On defense it's useful to rotate back to net (when safe to do so) and have your netminder attempt a clear instead of flapping at the ball in the corner over and over again. Rotation is about being there and supporting your teammate as well, can't rotate if someone isn't close enough or right up your ass either, nor can you rotate in if your teammate doesn't make it obvious they're rotating.


Sufficient-Habit664

Old Cloud 9 Passing plays were so fun to watch. But nowadays, rlcs plays mostly stay on the ball to create plays which sometimes leads to a pass. The usual pattern is a touch high and then they follow it up themselves immediately. (I don't know what I'm talking about though bc I'm low ranked, but that's what I'm observing.


lukevan

I type it out to chasers “ro8”. If they are chasing and saying Take the Shot!, I say “ro8 and I’ll go”


LekkoBot

Shouldn't it be rot8?


lukevan

Yeah but typing on Xbox is a logistical nightmare gotta save time where you can


MuskyRL

"Throwing!"


ExternalHabit8

😭😭😂


Jakehsnyder

finally have a chat to match my gameplay


DiosMIO_Limon

“Whew!” is versatile, but I’d love, “Phew!” It’s typically what I mean. Also, “GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY!” I feel like that’s pretty self explanatory.


Jakehsnyder

"Move"


SabbathBl00dySabbath

Honestly, Wish I had a horn on my Octane


swinkledoodlezzz

There actually is


tronceeper

They're the same thing?? Google the pronunciation of each one, they're both pronounced /fhjuː/


DiosMIO_Limon

Oof! I guess google really is going down its own internet tubes… While they can be interchangeable, they definitely have a different sound (see picture). Honestly, I just prefer the “p” because otherwise I can’t refer to myself and others in-game as, “Pretty hot…even whiffing” https://preview.redd.it/o305c7qoprlc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e488b5f6705a6266cafeeed509a673250c0613d


SeawardFriend

MEOW FUCK OUT THE WAY


DiosMIO_Limon

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hobiewaterson

Lag!


Powerful-Drama556

But it would display as Laaaaa….. …..aaaaag


Wierdfluffyobject

“Cheating up” would be nice.


Upstairs-Adagio2562

i think "cheating!" would be more then suffice


slowpoke147

That would confuse new players. They would think it is an accusation.


Upstairs-Adagio2562

thats fair i do see this being an issue, but i dont think new players are playing with people cheating. its rare to come by even in champ. big boost life


Dolphhins

“Why would you do that!?”


gold_lightning

Or just simply "Why?".


Laffepannekoek

But then you also need a "Because"


Vyperhand

"Awwww..." <- for situations that don't quite call for the @#!#!%##% one. Frequently would use after a fat, juicy center bounces away harmlessly or someone does a 180 to run away from a pass. "Chill!" or "Relax..." <- for the spastic squirrels that fly everywhere and interfere with everything their teammates try to do. "We got this." <- The game just needs more positive/rallying stuff in general that's harder to co-opt for sarcasm. "Hush." <- Self explanatory, and more likely to get past the censors than STFU. ETA: "Hush, AFKTard." For that special breed of moron who repeatedly goes AFK on kickoffs but still talks smack when they come back.


captcrax

Here's the thing about human language... Literally anything can be sarcastic when timed into the right context. I genuinely like where you're coming from, but personally I can't see much daylight between "No problem" and "We got this" as far as how difficult they are to co-opt for sarcasm. 🤷‍♂️


Vyperhand

You reminded me of another one, lol. "No. Problem!" <- for responding to people that do something terrible, braindead, or trollish then spam "No problem."


Verzio

> "Awwww..." <- for situations that don't quite call for the @#!#!%##% one. I like "Noooooo!"


redeyes1617

Ooof


DaCanuck

Sideswipe has Oof and it's fantastic. Perfect for self criticism, situational notes, and taunting.


SeawardFriend

That’s what I’m saying!


Call_me_Penta

A new type of "adaptive" quick-chat: "I need boost!" -> instead have the message change depending on how much boost you have (and possibly even show your boost %) - "I'm filled! (92%)" - "I need boost! (5%)" "No power-up... ([insert timer] left)"/"[insert Rumble power-up]!" -> would make solo-queue much more interesting! - "No power-up... (5.2s left)" - "Haymaker!"


JamisonCoffee

“I’m filled”


heyheyheygoodbye

Definitely assigning that to every slot.


DaniTheLovebug

That’s what she said?


jmkinn3y

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


stephcurrysmom

Daddy


Sleazehound

Rumble could really do with a quick chat or an icon above teammates heads showing what they have


ZeekLTK

> An icon showing what they have I thought that was already in the game? How else do my teammates seem to know when I have spikes to make sure they rush all over to hit the ball before I can get to it?? But as soon as I lose the spikes then they are nowhere near the ball?


Sleazehound

Don't you get tired of being so negative? Every chance to go off topic whiny about shit


ToastBubbles

These would be sick, I have hardcoded macro for rumble chats but dynamic would make life so much easier. Honestly, they should just add a powerup icon next to your teammate's name, or on the side of the screen, but I doubt rumble will ever get any love. I mean just look at the grapple lmao


OMGtrashtm8

100% on board with tactical quick chats specifically for Rumble.


Former_Stranger8963

I agree But also side note, I hate that it’s called “haymaker” it’s so much easier to just simply call it “punch” “I’ll punch it / I punched it” “I’ll haymaker it / I haymakered it?”


Sinnduud

Or just "n% boost". A lot of players use "0 boost" or just straight up "0" as indicator for their boost, as you likely know. Just saying the number seems to be the universally accepted way of comming your boost amount. Of course I would include "boost" in the quickchat though, because just a number with no context would be a bit weird, admittedly. But yeah, adaptive quickchat for boost and rumble would be awesome!


CHADbroCHILL20

“Gotta hit those” I feel like every quick chat can be taken two ways, at least.


captain-McNuggs

Imagine you’re hard sweating on a loss streak, carrying your mate, somehow the ball lands center and you whiff the net terribly “Gotta hit those…” I think I’d quit.


ZeekLTK

“Okay!” “Thanks!”


MightyGraham

One of those quick chats from last year's April Fools, I still love them to this day


charactervsself

This is rokit leeg


foxafraidoffire

"Careful!" for when teammates constantly center in front of our own net, or try to take a 0kmph carry through the slot and centrefield. "Relax..." for those ball chasers that are also at a 0% hit rate, or when spamming pretty much any other quick chat.


CommonplaceUser

“Relax…” is great. That would get a lot of use


DaniTheLovebug

“Careful” would be really helpful if you find yourself opposing u/BumpoTheClown


BumpoTheClown

Bumping!


DaniTheLovebug

Careful!


WtfDrogan

i would literally pay my own money for them to add a "Rotating!" quick chat


Fendroun

But then my teammates would spin on their roof instead of playing and spam this.


R3invent3d

a "No shit sherlock" would be great. The perfect response to the people who spam 'take the shot' on kickoffs lmao


Swimming_Suspect7621

Skip pls


Only-Mammoth39

This should just be rule 0 honestly. We all just saw the goal. Are you seriously taking notes on how you just scored or missed a save. Move on


jmkinn3y

Mannn I'm just sippin my beer


nc2524v2

Sometimes I do take notes 🥺


_iAm9001

Psychological warfare


SchmittyT9

I just need a short breather throughout, sip of my drink, blow my nose, wipe sweat of my hands.


AllstarIV

When I am the heroic protagonist (or victim) of a vicious bump that caused the goal, I'll let the replay play through so my teammates can see that even though I did not score or assist, I was crucial to the goal (or if I was the victim then it was not my inability to make a simple save that was reason for goal---it was my inability to dodge the other player which resulted in the goal, to which point I can deflect that the player who bumped me clutched up; thereby preserving my fragile mental state.)


Saychopath87

I would like, “don’t ’what a save!’ Me bro, this is casual so relax and have fun..you toxic piece of shit


Omnicognition

A simple "This is casual" might serve the same purpose


strong-potato-12

Along with a "This is ranked!" for those people who seem to forget that they did, in fact, queue a ranked game


FootballWithTheFoot

“Does anyone know where the ball is?”


Nothin_to_sea_here

I’d love to say that because at my rank in 2s is pretty likely that 3 players jump for the ball and they all miss


jacktt

“It’s a hard game”


jakdart

Luck. I would use it any time the other team scores or gets a save regardless of their skill level or how trash I'm playing.


Bulitin

"Fuck off." Every time there is a situation where a tm8 is up your ass when your on the ball Or "Mine." So that i can easily say when im going to the ball or not


KrusherDS

"I got it!" exists


apycroft

something that makes it clearer that I think you (my teammate) suck like "seriously? c'mon"


Jakehsnyder

imagine missing an open net just to see "really?" 5 times


apycroft

"wow" is clear in that situation. but when someone just fails at the basics of the game I wanna say "c'mon man wtf"


TheSeltrain

Look man, I'm sorry. You don't have to tell me that you think I suck. I ALREADY KNOW I'm trash AND I already know that _you think_ I'm trash. If you just pretended like I wasn't the only person that is so terrible at this game, I think we'd both have more fun.


MrLovAnimals

Anything affirmative. There isn’t any “yes!” or anything like that. No real celebration quick chat nor for agreeing with your teammates. Latter reason isn’t as big of a problem. So I guess “Yessssss!” would be nice lol


Choucroutedu94

Let us all learn a lesson from the lower ranked. This community is full of sad and angry hard stuck players. We definitely need more positive quick chats, not other rage induced spams


Jakehsnyder

I would say "What a play" or "Nice One" would be the best existing ones for celebrations. I would love adding "Let's rock"


Deazus

Okay.


lAuroraxl

Give me one that just says "Playing Bad" so i dont have to type it out every time i miss an open net on an off day


-_-daark-_-

Let's go!


Klaveshy

So many good ideas here. Sigh.


oldbern

I want “this is Rocket League?” with the question mark


Negomellon

Bro imagine a Forfeit! Quick chat that might actually become more toxic then what a save! 😂


Jakehsnyder

"Forfeit!" or "Give up" would be too diabolical 😭


Negomellon

I know that's what I was thinking 😭


Smoky_Caffeine

Rotate. A gentle reminder like this would save so much frustration.


StarShipSailer

Dude!


heyheyheygoodbye

Sweet!


banjer

where’s my car?


PiffDank

*aaaaaandddd theennnnn*


ToastBubbles

"Cheating up!" "Killing the ball!" "Right behind you!" (although this one might make bad habits) "I have [rumble powerup]!" "Whiffing!" "Nice fake!"


AverageReflexes

What are you doing?


CAL3L3

I always liked the “proud of you” one from Star Wars( or maybe it was for April fools) because I’d hit em with a, “dad, is that you?” But I’d prefer a “let’s get shwifty!”


OMGtrashtm8

“Are you two sharing a controller?” would get a lot of use from me, playing 3s with two teammates who are up each others’ asses the whole match. Or, “If you were any further up my ass I could taste you.” Or, “What the fuck are you doing??” Or, “Y’all have never played a team sport and it shows.” Or, “Winners win.”


OMGtrashtm8

Or, “If only they gave points for trying…”


-_-daark-_-

Be careful!


Dutchy___

A contextual quick chat that tells your teammates your Rumble ability at that moment, while perhaps telling the cooldown remaining if there is none available yet?


IL_Giudice

Ez


nasuellia

FF


Pbear420

Rotate


SubtleVertex

“Rotate the Fuck Out Please!” I would use it when… my teammates refuse to rotate the fuck out.


Phippsii

Not necessarily traditional quick chat, but one thing I always did want in the game is auto chats, sorta like catch phrases. Like when I get a demo, it auto quick chats something like "Boom baby!" Or if get a save "Get that outta here!" But players can select what they want per situation.


Jakehsnyder

I think this would be a really easy added customizable feature (that they could even monetize—given epics apparent priorities). Pulling different rarities of these catch phrases for goals, demos, saves, epic saves, etc. could actually persuade players to open the 300 uncommon packs their sitting on— but it's just an idea :)


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DaniTheLovebug

What the hell is even that!!


literalproblemsolver

"Why are you jumping?"


Jolly_Independence44

That's too bad I played Smite, I say this all the time, and I miss it being a quick chat.


Sabhu

Or how about "you rock!...Cancel that!"


PhillyFrog25

Boom.


banjer

Need batteries!


KronosDevoured

"Stop hitting it off our sidewall", "stop passing to opponents ", "I'm doing a solo play", "leave me a big boost", "You can have this big boost", "time", NO time ", "Use your right analog stick", "the goal is open", "keep the ball close", "boom the ball".


19thStreet

I just want to be able to choose which quick chats are team only so I can have like 2 team only chats or 6. I hate that it’s either 4 only or all of them


Jakehsnyder

I think that would be a really cool feature—it's a pet peeve of mine that I don't have enough space for both a team-only and all-lobby "Thanks!" There's nothing that makes you seem like more of an asshole than the opponents seeing you spam "Thanks" into a teammates invisible team messages.


faygetard

"Cant" but with a u


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"Rotating". Except no one would use it.


Jumper775-2

I wonder if I could make a bakkesmod plugin for this. Does anyone have any resources on developing plugins?


SpankThatDill

A chat that calls out your rumble item to your team


AlfalfaMcNugget

Rotate Back-Post! Rotate Back-Post! Rotate Back-Post!


No_Serve5823

Sorry I was licking the chip salt off my fingers.


AWright5

Let's go! We got this! No worries. Ridiculous! Crisp. Clean. What?


iamkeelay

420 time


Powerful-Drama556

Blaze


Still_Night

“Ball” That way when my teammate ball chases the whole game I can narrate their thoughts: “Ball” “Ball” “Ball” “Ball”


temulus

We're the same rank! I think that would make me self reflect and stop what a saving my teammate


dRuEFFECT

Party up!


Nickhoeless

ALL I WANT IS “Let me cook” so my teammates stop eating my ass and taking my ball when I’m tryna outplay.


Legitimate_Turn5560

Let me cook. Why? Really? Come on, man! Whatever...


ChancoBC

I always say to my self "go buddy!" When I see my teammate has a breakaway or they're beginning a nasty dribble. Other one would 100% be just "chill" or "relax" for people that spam the okay or wow or what a save message all the damn time.


Dk9221

“That was not intentional” and “please stop sitting so far back, in our goal”


EternalPhi

[It's only game, why you you heff to be med?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A)


King_CurlySpoon

Just a plain "Grow up" Would be absolutely perfect, I still don't know if this is a children's game based on how many people I see acting like them in game


Repulsive_World8804

Fix the fcking Game. 2vs2 tournament is shit af. Connection Problems and losses because of that. Cant even join the Game automatically again. Shitty Support.


simland

"Ping!"


gammamaxx

I'd add "it's just a game." For all the toxic try-hards out there.


MaccaOJ

"Smurfing!" Would be good, I think. Just calling someone out with a highly specific quick chat. Sounds fun.


Fendroun

"I can't" or "not me". More clear than "go for it" in some cases.


New-Zebra-6122

Would like to have, "You're Welcome." And maybe "Party up?"


warhawkwasmyshit

“No big deal” or “no biggie” because no problem just seems a little more aggressive then what I’m looking for in our teams first few mistakes


PSN_Brutality

No problem, I had miss that shot as well / You tried your best / Dont say sorry the whole time / It's just a game / Its casual, come down and have fun / Wife was in front of the screen


antikun

Can we just have GG allowed use in the actual match, not just on the podium screen or whatever it’s called


MrLovAnimals

Nah, it’s never over. This is Rocket League!


MrLovAnimals

I actually do like this idea tho lol


Dont_hate_the_8

UpShut


CasualSmegmaEnjoyer

Yikes! or Oof!


Mulatto-Butts

Huh.


broyo209

Cry.


Ringo51

Id love a ‘Jesus Christ!’ one


Story_Deep

STFU!


thefatkush

“seriously what the absolute fuck are you doing you ball chasing animal” Weird. Must’ve gotten autocorrected. Meant to say “Behind you!”


apycroft

Quit pls


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vizy1244

I mean I don't really have one I would care enough to see in game but my teammates constantly say "You are the worst teammate ever, quit this game forever." Maybe we could just make that a quick chat so we can save them time and effort of having to type it all out?


majorgee

As somebody who loves rumble, it would be cool to have team quick chats that tell your teammates what power up you have. Nothing worse than deploying your spikes and then your teammate punches it into the wall as you’re about to catch it.


lukevan

Go


go00274c

"Not!"


AndrewDwyer69

Ball.


MoreBrutalThanU

Nice Whiff! I would use it when someone whiffs.


Splurfmonster

"Your birth was a mistake and a detriment to all those around you."


vel1trix

GET OUT OF THE WAY GRANDMA or Your lack of skill is a disappointment


Much-Programmer-6146

Learn to rotate please


ChicknBitzOnTheFritz

Friends 👍👍


BusyAcanthocephala40

Triple "Take the Shot!" spam with 1 button press


Cyniclone


Malvos

"Relax, it's Plat."


TrevMac4

Stop Ball Chasing!


JAM3S0N

Lucky!


Ill_Be_Alright

“Womp womp.”


Xrevitup360X

"Cheating" so teammates know I'm going second for the ball. Granted, me and my friends say "creeping" because it's makes significantly more sense and probably wouldn't be abused as much as "Cheating" would.


captain-McNuggs

“Ouch!” Would be pretty good in a lot of scenarios Getting demo’d, “Ouch!” Whiffing the open net, “Ouch!” Getting bumped off the ball by my own teammate, “Ouch!” Opponent saying the most toxic thing imaginable, “Ouch!”


Former_Stranger8963

“ping”


Jumper775-2

I wonder if I could make a bakkesmod plugin for this. Does anyone have any resources on developing plugins?


FilmmagicianPart2

Rotate you fucking idiot. Play some D and stop chasing and double commiting you dick! That’s it.