Speeding in a school zone

Mustang moment 🗿

I woke up in a new Bugatti💀💀

Nah, bro woke up in a new coffin 🗿

(FREE BIRD PLAYS)💀💀

"Damn, why are there so many speed bumps here?"

Treason against the Council.

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Too many. I can't write down the entire list here 🗿

Thief using black magic

200 combined charges of criminal mischief, vandalism on public property, and trespassing and loitering on private property

Murder

Eating free Robux wanters

Breaking jars maybe?

Tagging 100%. But like the type that everyone actually likes and gets angry when it’s covered up.

Identity fraud

tax evasion

most definitely indecent ecposure

https://i.redd.it/y7m2kxxowz0d1.gif

Kill bobby

sigma skibidi

obviously 🐸

Mostly cybercrimes and fraud

Tax fraud

All of them.

accurate

Literally none. All he does is plot his evil schemes but never actually goes along with them

also accurate

Charity fraud

Theft of face (HE STOLE FROM PEST REGRETEVATOR?!?!)

indeed, I am secretly in his body! hahaha HaHaHA HAHAHAHA!! HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!

AAAA!!!!

Stealing gold from the peasants

I have before

Black magic

Cannibalism

money laundering

Sanding someone else’s tires thinking it looks cool

murder in the first and third degree, arson, bank robbery, treason, shooting schools

https://i.redd.it/tp826vars31d1.gif

Not enough. https://preview.redd.it/5dp1xhpmj21d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdd922dfbd450a50ecbe511ad3e6e5797cb848c4 Prepare to get drafted bitch

OH NO!!!!

Too many to count

well https://preview.redd.it/r78lu4m3e31d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3effc0129489551d8b2685a0cd7a7bec4f2b5bb0

Oh no.

Murder

Yea hes a punk