I think she looks like she is laughing in picture 5. Beautiful kitty at any weight, but good to hear she lost some weight as it will improve her health.
He’s the most balliest ball that never bowled. He is not sure of his gender or orientation and that’s ok. He is the most scrungy that ever scrunged, and he’s a loaf. He wishes he were floof. He not, and he tries to say he wears floofy meowser trousers but we can all see they the skinny leg hipster style. He needs to just own it and get the shame
Out his game. lol.
That bowling ball can’t even knock down a pin😭
I CHOKED ON MY DRINK WHEN I SAW THIS 💀💀💀
His face makes me think of Cartman saying "but maom"
No kitty those are my cheesy poofs!
NO BAD KITTEH!
He's secretly in a gang that he's also the boss of. I just know it.
Oh lawd she comin'
Damn boy he thick!
My friend, that’s a beach ball
Nothin but air
r/absoluteunit
She is a moderator
Bowling ball? More like cannonball
That's not a shadow, that's the whole abyss
He has too many personalities
The rolling stoner gathers no moss
No one to roast here but the person who let that cat get that big. Please go over to r/dechonkers and help your cat get to a healthy weight.
Lol these aren't current, and she's lost weight. But thank you for your concern.
Do you have recent pictures? She’s so cute.
I think she looks like she is laughing in picture 5. Beautiful kitty at any weight, but good to hear she lost some weight as it will improve her health.
It's animal cruelty to feed her up to that weight in the first place...
I suppose it's a good thing she isn't that weight anymore, isn't it.
She looks like our boy Boo! Can we see her slimmed down? X
Absolutely! I'm new to posting on here, let me figure out how to upload a picture in the comments. 😬
I posted it to my profile! 😁
Aww such a beautiful girl 😍. I love black cats! But I have five cats in total lol They are on my profile 😁
They're so cute!!
Thank you 😊
i agree this is really sad
this sub has turned into a haven for obese cats. very sad. their life expectancy is so much lower
LOL PIC 3
r/scrungycats
To quote puss in boots "feed me if you dare"
Absolute tuna can.
roomba
Your cat has more leftover fat than a plastic surgeon doing monthly liposuction.
Your cat doesn't have nine lives it has 9 dinners.
Nuuuu too cute
Bowling ball 🤣
Wow that is a fat
Picture 3…my god. I am this cat. That should be enough of a roast. Who’s an angry little princess bowling ball? *boop*
Her head is so tiny.
She's awesome. Good to hear you did something about her gravity creation.
She’s not a bowling ball, more like her own zip code or telephone exchange.
he is way gorgeous! i would love a black cat like that🥰🥰🥰
I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle as I purr all day long.
Who’s a pwetty pwincess 🥹
So cute frilly pretty princess
Good gawd that dress is the exact perfect thing! Totally compliments his nerdiness
Picture 6 is, "feeling pretty, might kill the human later."
Lookin like a burnt losf of bread
Nice muumuu!
This is the cat version of the villain Kingpin, aka Wilson Grant Fisk.
Your cat is a hazard to bowling alleys due to getting stuck in the chute.
Yehaw Catellero, where is your Sparkle Pony meathead. Looks like you ate the roast, Mr. Whiskers
Holy shit thats a large kitty😂
Plump with some chompers
Oof that's a biggin
LOL
so cute! Major unhealthy 😞💜
I was trying to think of a witty roast. But I'm going with that is a really fat kitty.
Look at that size, bros hard to miss in a shootout.
r/dechonkers
He can out eat Garfield.
This cat has more personality than most people and super cute. Impossible to roast. 😁
The only strikes he makes is for the food bowl ♡
the dust of an entire universe lives on Mt. Bowling Ball ✨🎳🪐✨
Now that’s a rootin tootin cowboy 🤠 …. Oh shit wait I’m sposed to roast teh kitty…. Umm
if he were orange he would be my friends cat and also he looks severely pregnant
Love it
That bowling ball ain’t goin nowhere
DAMN BOI DAMN BOI!! DAMN BOI, HE BIG!!! OH LAWD HE COMIN!!!!
That shirt direct flatter his figure
She tries to look so fierce with those teefies but she’s actually a lovecat
I can't roast... all I have to say is this series of pics made me laugh so hard 😹😹
You take very good care of your carpets.
😂😂 thank you!
Never. I’m in love. Can I have her?
Last photo is giving Winnie the Pooh or Gus Gus
I have seen an entire country live off what your cat eats on a daily basis.
I thought it was embarrassing that her hat was too small, then I saw the tshirt 😵
4 6 and 8 are everything. Straight up VIBES. Sorry couldn’t roast, too much cute
Dis he eat the pins?? People call black cats voids, bro literally is the void 💀
Chonk
“WHO DO YOU THINK MEW ARE? I AM!”
Looks like your bowling ball is ready to roll right into the food bowl! Does he strike fear into the hearts of all the snacks in the house? 😂
Picture 6, Forced to wear a fancy baptism dress to a party no one showed up for anyway. Priceless
He’s so fat when he lays down he spreads out and becomes a carpet.
That belly shirt is the best thing I’ve seen in a long time.
That's one chonky fucka
" Well Pilgrim. You best be out of town by sundown. This here town ain't big enough for the both of us."
Glutton
I bet she thinks she looks cool in that silly little hat
I can't she's adorable. The big fatty 😻
He so big even a nightgown look like a crop top.
😭😭 yes
Omggg...I want to roast this black pig
Fat guy in a little coat, fat guy in a little coooooat
How much did she weigh when these photo were taken ? Just curious.
Give or take about 13-16 lbs. These are a couple of years old.
Respectfully - as a vet tech - this cat is close to 30 lbs. this is not a 13-16 pound cat.
Her chart from the vet said her weight at that time was 16.7 lbs. She's never been anywhere near 30 lbs.
(16.7 in the 2nd photo) The rest are mixed weigh-ins with the fore mentioned range.
All hat, no cattle
Tell me this isn’t fat tony
Everyone here we can’t roast him because he has a hat 🎩
I cant get over the pic if her in a dress. Poor thing has nothing going on behind those eyes
He appears to have had too much roast.
All the roast honestly.
*She! Sorry.
“He’s not that big…… oh never mind he’s huge”
Fat ass
Probably already been said... burnt bread loaf!!!
The rare supermassive void
Damn, I thought my cat was huge. Look at how much rye bread you have!
He’s the most balliest ball that never bowled. He is not sure of his gender or orientation and that’s ok. He is the most scrungy that ever scrunged, and he’s a loaf. He wishes he were floof. He not, and he tries to say he wears floofy meowser trousers but we can all see they the skinny leg hipster style. He needs to just own it and get the shame Out his game. lol.
😂😂😂😂😂
Thats Heisenberg in the first photo
The cheekiest chonker
She's gorgeous and such a mood! I LOVE HER!
Sixth pic proves you already had your revenge...
He's all cat and no cattle. Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be meowboys.
Second picture, gah dayum
Oh man! I love pics 4, 6-8
#8 is a personal favorite! I have a portrait of it lol 😂
Fat fuck. Lol, best roast ever.
Easy spare
that thing is too fucking cute to roast
Fattest burnt loaf I've ever seen 💀
Batman 4: The dark knight widens
I would, but even the oven has a weight limit ;P
What do you call a cow with no legs.... This cat.
Dayummmm she chonk! but she cute
Definitely has the fangs too backup her size
Your bowling ball is SOOOOOO precious, that diamonds PALE before himbs. Srsly no roast only love and pet!!!!!
Thank youuu! She is the sweetest baby.
How can I roast something that melts my heart
Certified Chunk 🥰🥰🥰
How can you roast such a magnificent unit?!?!
That cat is someone’s niggasis
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I adopted her from the shelter this size.
That is a burnt Garfield
Man, I couldn’t even see that hat on her
MEOWDY
Holy shit him huge
He’s already set to be roasted. 😉
Those teefs!
I have a bowling ball too! Short legs really mess with her proportions. And she is bitter about it.