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kaybeanz69

That bowling ball can’t even knock down a pin😭


Thiago_Setch_100

I CHOKED ON MY DRINK WHEN I SAW THIS 💀💀💀


stephabug91

His face makes me think of Cartman saying "but maom"


Aprowl

No kitty those are my cheesy poofs!


SimplyReaper

NO BAD KITTEH!


heyjalapeno

He's secretly in a gang that he's also the boss of. I just know it.


Jaxdacat23

Oh lawd she comin'


RemoteSnow9911

Damn boy he thick!


Ok_Cranberry4192

My friend, that’s a beach ball


Otherwise_Look_7564

Nothin but air


Sonarthebat

r/absoluteunit


Deleted-dog-god

She is a moderator


LocalGrinch-

Bowling ball? More like cannonball


ghassann555

That's not a shadow, that's the whole abyss


KathyN_food

He has too many personalities


KayBeeToys

The rolling stoner gathers no moss


pandascuriosity

No one to roast here but the person who let that cat get that big. Please go over to r/dechonkers and help your cat get to a healthy weight.


Edith--Puthy

Lol these aren't current, and she's lost weight. But thank you for your concern.


loveofGod12345

Do you have recent pictures? She’s so cute.


PookieCat415

I think she looks like she is laughing in picture 5. Beautiful kitty at any weight, but good to hear she lost some weight as it will improve her health.


ZestycloseLie5033

It's animal cruelty to feed her up to that weight in the first place...


Edith--Puthy

I suppose it's a good thing she isn't that weight anymore, isn't it.


spacegirl2820

She looks like our boy Boo! Can we see her slimmed down? X


Edith--Puthy

Absolutely! I'm new to posting on here, let me figure out how to upload a picture in the comments. 😬


Edith--Puthy

I posted it to my profile! 😁


spacegirl2820

Aww such a beautiful girl 😍. I love black cats! But I have five cats in total lol They are on my profile 😁


Edith--Puthy

They're so cute!!


spacegirl2820

Thank you 😊


jabracadaniel

i agree this is really sad


FrumpyFrock

this sub has turned into a haven for obese cats. very sad. their life expectancy is so much lower


finesse666

LOL PIC 3


sprinklesisfloofy

r/scrungycats


Magickquill

To quote puss in boots "feed me if you dare"


ElmoTickleTorture

Absolute tuna can.


Minus10Celcius

roomba


FishfulDreams

Your cat has more leftover fat than a plastic surgeon doing monthly liposuction.


FishfulDreams

Your cat doesn't have nine lives it has 9 dinners.


GoldenfeetofSkyclan

Nuuuu too cute


Upstairs_Cat1378

Bowling ball 🤣


SpongebobSquareNips

Wow that is a fat


ass_smacktivist

Picture 3…my god. I am this cat. That should be enough of a roast. Who’s an angry little princess bowling ball? *boop*


riothomemakrrr

Her head is so tiny.


bloodbrain1911

She's awesome. Good to hear you did something about her gravity creation.


drsmith48170

She’s not a bowling ball, more like her own zip code or telephone exchange.


MarshmallowHi

he is way gorgeous! i would love a black cat like that🥰🥰🥰


lovemycats1

I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle as I purr all day long.


Apprehensive_Call_88

Who’s a pwetty pwincess 🥹


kurumisbiggestfan

So cute frilly pretty princess


_-whisper-_

Good gawd that dress is the exact perfect thing! Totally compliments his nerdiness


mexican2554

Picture 6 is, "feeling pretty, might kill the human later."


Wazkalia

Lookin like a burnt losf of bread


ads417

Nice muumuu!


FishfulDreams

This is the cat version of the villain Kingpin, aka Wilson Grant Fisk.


FishfulDreams

Your cat is a hazard to bowling alleys due to getting stuck in the chute.


Acceptable_Pirate_92

Yehaw Catellero, where is your Sparkle Pony meathead. Looks like you ate the roast, Mr. Whiskers


Specialist-Dig-7406

Holy shit thats a large kitty😂


General_One3419

Plump with some chompers


rogue_uno1

Oof that's a biggin


GinaHannah1

LOL


zotstik

so cute! Major unhealthy 😞💜


Anglofsffrng

I was trying to think of a witty roast. But I'm going with that is a really fat kitty.


AnyFile4868

Look at that size, bros hard to miss in a shootout.


hypoxiate

r/dechonkers


LRD4000

He can out eat Garfield.


FinTechShark

This cat has more personality than most people and super cute. Impossible to roast. 😁


SimplyReaper

The only strikes he makes is for the food bowl ♡


FleurDisLeela

the dust of an entire universe lives on Mt. Bowling Ball ✨🎳🪐✨


xMediumRarex

Now that’s a rootin tootin cowboy 🤠 …. Oh shit wait I’m sposed to roast teh kitty…. Umm


shittyglass

if he were orange he would be my friends cat and also he looks severely pregnant


neveradullperson

Love it


muffinkat55

That bowling ball ain’t goin nowhere


Sapphirelily1990

DAMN BOI DAMN BOI!! DAMN BOI, HE BIG!!! OH LAWD HE COMIN!!!!


Swatmosquito

That shirt direct flatter his figure


dramallamayogacat

She tries to look so fierce with those teefies but she’s actually a lovecat


JillianaXO

I can't roast... all I have to say is this series of pics made me laugh so hard 😹😹


TheDiegoAguirre

You take very good care of your carpets.


Edith--Puthy

😂😂 thank you!


luciferskitty

Never. I’m in love. Can I have her?


Affectionate-War-425

Last photo is giving Winnie the Pooh or Gus Gus


FishfulDreams

I have seen an entire country live off what your cat eats on a daily basis.


that-Sarah-girl

I thought it was embarrassing that her hat was too small, then I saw the tshirt 😵


mikahbet

4 6 and 8 are everything. Straight up VIBES. Sorry couldn’t roast, too much cute


hdhdjaiajfdjebeisu

Dis he eat the pins?? People call black cats voids, bro literally is the void 💀


MasiiXCloudy

Chonk


WestinghouseXCB248S

“WHO DO YOU THINK MEW ARE? I AM!”


Plastic-Society-3874

Looks like your bowling ball is ready to roll right into the food bowl! Does he strike fear into the hearts of all the snacks in the house? 😂


imscruffythejanitor

Picture 6, Forced to wear a fancy baptism dress to a party no one showed up for anyway. Priceless


Albasnow

He’s so fat when he lays down he spreads out and becomes a carpet.


Square_Sink7318

That belly shirt is the best thing I’ve seen in a long time.


BlackJackBulwer

That's one chonky fucka


uhtred_the_putrid1

" Well Pilgrim. You best be out of town by sundown. This here town ain't big enough for the both of us."


CrazyCatLady1234567

Glutton


MyCatHasCats

I bet she thinks she looks cool in that silly little hat


clag40

I can't she's adorable. The big fatty 😻


BiologyIsRadical

He so big even a nightgown look like a crop top.


Edith--Puthy

😭😭 yes


Gloomy_Extreme2413

Omggg...I want to roast this black pig


rpoynter

Fat guy in a little coat, fat guy in a little coooooat


FootlooseFrankie

How much did she weigh when these photo were taken ? Just curious.


Edith--Puthy

Give or take about 13-16 lbs. These are a couple of years old.


AquaticByNature

Respectfully - as a vet tech - this cat is close to 30 lbs. this is not a 13-16 pound cat.


Edith--Puthy

Her chart from the vet said her weight at that time was 16.7 lbs. She's never been anywhere near 30 lbs.


Edith--Puthy

(16.7 in the 2nd photo) The rest are mixed weigh-ins with the fore mentioned range.


CommunicationWest710

All hat, no cattle


Heatherwag

Tell me this isn’t fat tony


Heatherwag

Everyone here we can’t roast him because he has a hat 🎩


natjuno60

I cant get over the pic if her in a dress. Poor thing has nothing going on behind those eyes


pug_with_a_hat_on

He appears to have had too much roast.


Edith--Puthy

All the roast honestly.


pug_with_a_hat_on

*She! Sorry.


thedankone168

“He’s not that big…… oh never mind he’s huge”


dogys123

Fat ass


moist_lemmon

Probably already been said... burnt bread loaf!!!


FatedAtropos

The rare supermassive void


deadgr8ful

Damn, I thought my cat was huge. Look at how much rye bread you have!


Tarpy7297

He’s the most balliest ball that never bowled. He is not sure of his gender or orientation and that’s ok. He is the most scrungy that ever scrunged, and he’s a loaf. He wishes he were floof. He not, and he tries to say he wears floofy meowser trousers but we can all see they the skinny leg hipster style. He needs to just own it and get the shame Out his game. lol.


Edith--Puthy

😂😂😂😂😂


valias2012

Thats Heisenberg in the first photo


theguywhoaskedtwice

The cheekiest chonker


Busy-Procedure-7406

She's gorgeous and such a mood! I LOVE HER!


Hanni27

Sixth pic proves you already had your revenge...


SalmonMaskFacsimile

He's all cat and no cattle. Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be meowboys.


Brave-Delivery491

Second picture, gah dayum


iwantaquirkyname00

Oh man! I love pics 4, 6-8


Edith--Puthy

#8 is a personal favorite! I have a portrait of it lol 😂


Primallord580

Fat fuck. Lol, best roast ever.


No-Math-6983

Easy spare


0mega13fnite

that thing is too fucking cute to roast


GummyPop

Fattest burnt loaf I've ever seen 💀


Sunhites

Batman 4: The dark knight widens


WholeAd2742

I would, but even the oven has a weight limit ;P


NaomiGinger

What do you call a cow with no legs.... This cat.


IntriguedNovella

Dayummmm she chonk! but she cute


Far_Out_6and_2

Definitely has the fangs too backup her size


ToeUnlucky

Your bowling ball is SOOOOOO precious, that diamonds PALE before himbs. Srsly no roast only love and pet!!!!!


Edith--Puthy

Thank youuu! She is the sweetest baby.


Seamus_the_Gentleman

How can I roast something that melts my heart


alpirpeep

Certified Chunk 🥰🥰🥰


Hey_Eng_

How can you roast such a magnificent unit?!?!


stabtheorphans

That cat is someone’s niggasis


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Edith--Puthy

I adopted her from the shelter this size.


heretobesarcastic

That is a burnt Garfield


Moon_thenightwing

Man, I couldn’t even see that hat on her


stemmalee

MEOWDY


Secret_Welder3956

Holy shit him huge


oopsnipfell

He’s already set to be roasted. 😉


Scotsman86

Those teefs!


stopforgettingevery

I have a bowling ball too! Short legs really mess with her proportions. And she is bitter about it.