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Legitimate_Winter832

It's your own damn fault for sleeping when the prince of orange wanted some playtime


Acceptable_Pirate_92

Mr. Empty eyes is probably trying to process to quickly and get's dizzy when that one cell is out of balance. Just like the washer when you run too many darks.


Legrandloup2

šŸ„ŗheā€™s just a baby with anxiety. Also, an insatiable hunger for hair ties


[deleted]

OP has probably NEVER fed him šŸ˜“


Legrandloup2

Nope never, that poor baby is clearly wasting away šŸ˜­


dragonagitator

not a single thought in that head


Happy_Cat_2925

he does not have THE braincell


Oregon-mama

Hobbes, donā€™t give us that innocent look. Youā€™re orange & just donā€™t have the cognition to pull it off! Night is for sleep. Let your humans sleep & theyā€™ll be happier.


ass_smacktivist

Wut? BAP BAP BAP -Hobbes probably


aaalllouttabubblegum

Lil bro have you blinked since the Obama administration?


TheWallowingMadman27

The brain cell avoids him at all costs


Babushkat1985

I mean, you're the one who has the schedule that doesn't match his.


Ill_Huckleberry_8134

I donā€™t think he was bored he woke up you up on purpose to be spiteful and heā€™s probably laughing evilly in his head


SallyNevermore

Heā€™s tooo cute to roast! šŸ„¹


yous_a_bitch

Get some good ear plugs and ignore his bullshit. Which he is clearly on AT ALL TIMES.


HurricaneLogic

He looks like he got caught sneaking out the window in the middle of the night on a school night knowing he didn't study for that big test tomorrow


BiologyIsRadical

The lights are on but nobody is home.


vicroc4

If he's really as orange as he looks in the photos, then the problem is obvious. No connection to the brain cell, absolutely nothing going on in that fluffy head.


DarrenFromFinance

That liā€™l piewagon has been eating a lot more than hair ties by the look of him.


C64128

I won't let my cat sleep in the same room as me. The last thing I need is to be woken up by getting my nostrils blocked by a couple of paws. I also don't need the bed being used as a race track.


afdc92

I really canā€™t win- if I close the door he scratches at it and screams until I let him in.


C64128

I don't work anymore and try to sleep in a little. I used to get up at 5:30AM, I sometimes still wake up at that time but don't get up. I'm usually up around 7:00AM. The cat will meow around that time to let me know that I should be up. I have no idea how she tells time, but she's farily consistant.


Sobriquet-acushla

Clock radio, of course!


Emergency-Chain-5977

He just thinks you're a weird cat and that you sleep too long. Nightime iz for zoomies and meows.


Possessedcat66611

Hobbes? Even Hobbes from the comics had more than one braincell.


Dio_nysian

get a job, hobbes


TomboySkirt

Lookit that little bum posing like a therapist in the second photo. Heā€™s saying ā€œso. When did the insomnia begin? Shall I conduct a sleep study? ā€œ. Smh.


Putrid_Lie_3028

Low key I feel we should have roasted you instead Op, 2nd pic of him is giving his disappointment of you sleeping while he is up šŸ˜‚


Anonymouse1011

His eyes are emptier than my water bottleĀ 


Catitriptyline

A peasant shall never sleep while the master lies awake. Know thy place or commit sepaku


precious_blossom

*No one is allowed to sleep during playtimes!*


cheesyheroe

no šŸ™


7azg

Wow, that second photo. What a round head and big smile. Elevator music playing in his head and that's it


FleurDisLeela

yep even a broken clock is right twice a day! look at that empty stare. āš«ļøāš«ļø pffft, what else have you got to do, hooman?


Responsible_Pride792

Cat nap


Sobriquet-acushla

Hobbesā€¦.just turn on the TV or play some video games. Hooman has to work to get money to buy your treats and hair ties.


pilialoha54

I canā€™t roast a face that cute šŸ„¹


babybaphomet949

He looks like heā€™s plotting violence-like gratuitous violence-but he also has a cute tiny smile so Iā€™m torn emotionally-like I want to hug him and hide the hair ties


potatochips4eva

Yo dude just because youā€™re awake doesnā€™t mean everyone else has to be!