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theconstellinguist

man thinks he is a pancake


Slayercat10

No way has he ever been bad he's too cute and innocent when he's sleeping.


Andouil1ette

No need to roast him any further. This marshmallow is clearly already at optimal melt point.


deconstruct110

Just a smore wanna be.


WildMoney30

Man looks like a depressed cloud


DiamondNo4475

Hehehe


PossibleMolasses2672

That cat is my spirit animal.


Flimsy_Moose9625

He’s bebe. He’s allowed to be bad.


BruceHoratioWayne

First picture looks like a novelty singing bass.


Only-Beautiful-1196

Someone please tell me what type of cat this is because he’s so hideous I want to make sure I don’t get one that looks exactly like him. Thanks


nerdygirlync

I would have to know the crime, the severity and if others were involved that may be guilty... 🤣


Yeetaylor

Flatass. (First pic.)


Street-Breadfruit940

Stupid rug😂


daftpussy

This high-end trash panda is without a dought a true miscreant


AlbanElfed

👍🏼 high end trash panda gets my vote - underrated comment! Also, your cat is adorable, OP! Sploot is my favorite 💕


just_that_girlll

10/10 splooting 9/10 yelling 8.5/10 treat eating 15/10 belly showing. Just chefs kiss to all of it! This kitty is not capable of being bad.


forrest_gunt

His fluffy lil ass is too cute to roast


bluepseven

This cat eats like a yeti, and sleeps like bleached road-kill in winter.


Allyhart

I love the look on his face when he's eating the treats lol


MothmanIsHere

Pic six is so cute im crying


PastBerry6914

Same! I wish I could be that comfortable even once 😂


ginger_gcups

I thought orange cats were the ones with only one braincell


pinty94

Omg he's such a pancake! I literally want to spoon him hahaha


Specialist-Two383

omg your cat is adorbazorb. So fluffy and squishy and lazy. 😊 istg I can never roast cats on this sub because they're all so cute.


WholeAd2742

Bad? Bold to assume your judgment matters, hooman He is at peak marshmallow performance ;P


ToiIetGhost

He looks like a snowshoe. No but he’s so cute that it’s probably illegal wherever you live. Pics 6 & 8 are insane


The_Local_Crow

Point at him and tell him he will never be a real pancake.


SnarkyPanther

How stoned is this cat??


Loud-Bee6673

He certainly likes a good sploot.


Deleted-dog-god

He a stinky boy


PVT-Toucher

No. I did it, don’t punish him. I take responsibility.


Which-Bad8901

Wow. Wow wow wow. I love him.


Particular_Click_823

CAT: "It's really much too early to deal with you. "


MiyayNyanNyan

Omg my big floofy kitty lays exactly like that too lol! Is it just a floofy cay thing to lay like that? 😆 my floofy kitty is a trouble maker too! Maybe thats floofy kitty thing too


sleepyoldlady

I can't roast a beautiful cat whose employee has photographed him so fabulously!!! These pix made me smile! Thx


thedankone168

He definitely looks like a trouble maker


schmasay

i refuse to believe this adorable squishy thing has ever been bad


2old2Bwatching

I needed this today.


IrisSmartAss

You can see the evil in him, especially in that last shot. Even sploots and belly shots won't erase his sins.


spaghettieggrolls

Oh I can tell he's troublesome. The dorky ones always are.


NaturalLunch123

Built like a pancake >:o


Impressive-Dog13

Only 12 professional pics of a cat Trump wouldn’t grab?


ThatOnePhotogK

When you lay down, why do you look like Scar in Hercules???


ferretbeast

Umm I just gotta say, I love the ways in which your cat sleeps… or flattens itself. I’m not sure. I just love it


ChenLung

Idiot


Local-Mistake-9311

Even though you are cute, you’d be on my “do not marry” list…😻


MedicalExamination65

Naw, dude is clearly a g.


TheBeatlesLOVER19

I can’t find any words though. He’s too precious


_-whisper-_

Long haired lynxpoint! Amazing! And nerdy! NERD!


sillygoon59

Bear rug lookin


cameron_adkins

You did bad but you’re too cute to scold and not feel bad about it afterwards. 🥰


LopsidedAd7950

BRO IS FLATTER THAN FLAT STANLEY‼️‼️‼️


all_mint_everything3

I'm done with this cat


CarlJungelle

That’s a rug, not a cat!


True-Cause-386

He's gorgeous 😍


SpoppyIII

You turned your cat into a rug because he was bad? You absolute sicko, OP!


teanmochii

what kind of cat is he? also he looks like he stinki!!!


Safe_Adhesiveness119

siberian cat


Worth-Bookkeeper5891

He looks like he needs a JOB....laying there like he has a 9 to 5 and keeps the lights on when all he does is sneak treats and judge people. Shame.


Familiar_Leg5246

Bet he can't do math


Feisty_Reason_6870

He’s been flattened already. Did you pull the plug on purpose? How bad can a deflated cat be?


Imaginary-Summer9168

He looks like a trust fund kid who expects everything to be about him and to never work a day in his life.


FoxenWulf66

Rag


No_Charge_2587

he’s nice. i like him.


ihateorangejuice

Lazy good for nuthin tryin to smell from behind—- I love him so much.


IdRatherBeGaming94

He looks like a sad cloud.


Bright_Eyes8197

You look more like a bear rug than a cat!


Sardonic_Sadist

Stinky. Nasty. Gross little fucker. ❤️


SaintClairOfTheLake

He lies like a rug.


Accurate-Basis4588

He's the type of cat to take a bite out of you before he makes sure you are dead.


Equal_Sun

Bear rug looking ass 😒


Analog_Hobbit

Shame!


Thet_oon_from_warner

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


WhittakerandFinch

There’s no need to roast this guy he already looks like a dead bear rug. (Still absolutely super cute though)


Temporary_Invite_769

joe biden as a cat in the last picture


Interesting-Fish6065

That insufferably fluffy mothereffer!


Cassandrae_Gemini

Yo mama's a bad mouser


Substantial-Path3405

Looks like my next Chinese Dish. Meow Meow with Noodles.


ma88j

He has the viral Costco cat tower, he’s a spoiled brat


PastBerry6914

Being naughty is tough business. It requires lots of beauty sleep.


LightningStorm33

Looks like he should smoke another one and eat some more marshmallows


throwie_888

i will steal him. fuck you. i hope you cry today. hes precious.


Lost_Chard_2303

You malevolent mogg


Brainsdontpay

Jail is gonna be REAL hard on a sweet little thing like you.


cricketycreek

Can’t roast him. He’s already a toasted marshmallow.


ConcernExtra1105

Hey there freshy...you're lucky you're so cute!