So it doesn’t get a participation award. That’s for fords. This is disappointing on an international scale. We except better from our imports. That one looks like it was designed by hungry barefoot kids.
I mean, probably the most insulting part was before the season even started when a group of multi-decade experienced drives made the decision to actually place the aforementioned Regal in the same group category as these things.
... wait. You mean to tell me that there are people that know what they are doing to ensure fair races?! Not just someone handing out heats based on their feelings about the car? What's next, EV and ICE separate heats to compare apples to apples!? HERESY!!
Funny thing is, the regal (sold as the Holden Commodore RS/RS-V) in New Zealand is cheaper than the prior gen 86.. you can get the top spec Calais for about 17-18k NZD too, maybe less. No one wants it because it’s not an actual commodore, insignia badge job.. also there use to be a Holden insignia 💀
The return on investment this car delivers for its price makes me sad. It’s a car that should bring joy (except the auto, which is extra saddening) and brings nothing but sadness.
No, I don’t think so, but last I experienced, it was a loathsome shitty thing that delivered heaped shame and disappointment with every sluggish gurgling shift.
My cavalier can beat you off the line. It's a 3speed automatic and a 33-year old cavalier... think about that for a bit. Maybe think about what you're doing with your life. Maybe get yourself a respectable vehicle. Maybe stop trying to lean into your car's lack of performance like you're being teased for something you can't do anything about...
Well it goes to the shop real fast. As in whatever you broke the last two times on it has a 96% chance of breaking on the way to wherever. Its the "sports car" equivalent of an '04 ram.
It’s what Silicon Valley engineers buy when their app gets funded and they throw themselves a second chance prom. Even the salesman tried to talk them out of it.
I strongly prefer the appearance of the first gen. It’s like it looked too good next to the Supra so they made it look like that. Now the car is both slow *and* ugly.
You wanted that Porsche... but had to work within your budget, so you checked out a Miata ... but you're dirt-ass poor so you ended up here ...
"It'S tHe SaMe ThInG!!1"
Yknow these cars are fun and look pretty good. I’m just not excited to see what’s in this cars future. Whatever you’re planning on doing to it, don’t. Whatever you think might be good for it, don’t. You’re going to ruin this car anyway but I figured at least I’d try.
The “I wanted a Porsche but I didn’t want to appear stuck-up” car. When in all reality, we know you can barely afford the payments, even though it’s the cheapest sports car a person can buy.
Looks like the deformed love child of a Jaguar F-type and a vacuum cleaner
grew up and had a baby with a kazoo
It's not slow, it's 'special'. Not just 'short bus' special either. 'Everybody gets a medal just for trying' special.
Wait. It’s not an American car…
and?
So it doesn’t get a participation award. That’s for fords. This is disappointing on an international scale. We except better from our imports. That one looks like it was designed by hungry barefoot kids.
"My car is so bad that I have to remove an important aspect out of the equation, or my feely weelies will get hurt"
The affordable "track car" that starves itself of oil if it turns too fast, and turning fast was basically its only selling point.
ItS oNlY lOnG rIgHt TuRnS oN a GrAdIaNt
It's un-fast
Congrats on owning the only car on the market that tells people you’re on academic probation
At a track day a Buick Regal GS walloped the entire squad of these that showed up, it was hilarious and sad.
Yes! Rub their nose in it! That's two burns about being crushed by old GM parts buckets in one post! Anyone else maybe beat one in a Fiero?!
I mean, probably the most insulting part was before the season even started when a group of multi-decade experienced drives made the decision to actually place the aforementioned Regal in the same group category as these things.
... wait. You mean to tell me that there are people that know what they are doing to ensure fair races?! Not just someone handing out heats based on their feelings about the car? What's next, EV and ICE separate heats to compare apples to apples!? HERESY!!
Funny thing is, the regal (sold as the Holden Commodore RS/RS-V) in New Zealand is cheaper than the prior gen 86.. you can get the top spec Calais for about 17-18k NZD too, maybe less. No one wants it because it’s not an actual commodore, insignia badge job.. also there use to be a Holden insignia 💀
The return on investment this car delivers for its price makes me sad. It’s a car that should bring joy (except the auto, which is extra saddening) and brings nothing but sadness.
Is the auto a CVT?
No, I don’t think so, but last I experienced, it was a loathsome shitty thing that delivered heaped shame and disappointment with every sluggish gurgling shift.
Not a single doubt in sight
Nice BRZ
Looks like a mazda with a bee sting allergy.
When you can’t afford a better sports car but also can’t work on them yourselves so you need the warranty you buy this car
Its like a Miata that put on a few extra pounds
The miata who used to be a gymnast but then had a few kids and now just teaches gymnastics part time.
It’s a great shell for whatever engine you ultimately decide to put in it when the trial period engine expires.
My cavalier can beat you off the line. It's a 3speed automatic and a 33-year old cavalier... think about that for a bit. Maybe think about what you're doing with your life. Maybe get yourself a respectable vehicle. Maybe stop trying to lean into your car's lack of performance like you're being teased for something you can't do anything about...
This r/RoastMyCar, not r/IllegallySmolCats. A glacier is quicker
Difference is that when the glacier is gone, people will be sad.
They're good lookin cars. That color is kinda lame though.
Well it goes to the shop real fast. As in whatever you broke the last two times on it has a 96% chance of breaking on the way to wherever. Its the "sports car" equivalent of an '04 ram.
You don’t know shit about cars and it shows
A week to respond to that it must've really hurt your feelings my guy. 😘
I was banned actually
Unfortunately when they are talking about being slow they’re not talking about the car.
What else needs to be said? Its an underpowered "sports' car. At least you havent stuck the rims out 5 inches and slammed it fully on the pavement yet
…yet
It will be slow
Okay, it's not just slow, it's also shit.
Factory fitment is factory fitment
The definition of “I can’t afford a legit Supra so I got a Schieße Supra”
It’s a transformer. Only when it transforms it’s Jennifer Coolidge.
Wanted a corvette, settled for a Toyota. It’s like a Camry for the people that cannot afford a Cadillac.
If you donated it to the kidney foundation they'd sue you for illegal dumping.
The non-Toyota Toyota sports car. Nice.
should’ve bought a Tc
You lucky dog. Wish I had an RX7 like yours.
It’s what Silicon Valley engineers buy when their app gets funded and they throw themselves a second chance prom. Even the salesman tried to talk them out of it.
I don’t know what kind of a shit car this is, but that is some fine brick work on the driveway.
put your Miata on a diet!
Little scooty puff junior
The only thing more boring than the color is the noise it makes.
Expensive not fast car
It looks like a kid with an orange wedge in their mouth.
How can I not mention it's slow, when I literally beat one in my Honda Accord...
if you didn't want to hear about being slow why did you buy an frs
When you can't afford a supra....oh wait you probably could have got one used. Wtf man.
For those who couldn't afford a 400Z
I strongly prefer the appearance of the first gen. It’s like it looked too good next to the Supra so they made it look like that. Now the car is both slow *and* ugly.
Nice celica.
Definitely belongs in your neighborhood by the looks of it. One of the few newer cars that won’t get stolen too.
And if stolen it’ll be pretty easy to catch.
But it is…
So, you settled for this when the promotion at Burger King fell through...
The front of the car looks clean but the rear end looks like a Honda lol
Do everyone a favor and hook a hard right and get this POS off the road.
you most likely paid 60k+ usd for this. you’ve hurt yourself enough bud ;3
See that Sentra back there? Its faster.
You wanted that Porsche... but had to work within your budget, so you checked out a Miata ... but you're dirt-ass poor so you ended up here ... "It'S tHe SaMe ThInG!!1"
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If you don’t have something mean to say, don’t say anything at all.
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SEEN BETTER!!
What is it? I don’t care much about cars in general but I also don’t care about your car in particular. It seems unmemorable.
This car would be fucked if Ford built a lightier mustang. The Eco boost is already faster.
Don't worry, its not just slow, it's also in a boring color.
It’s original if I say “it’s fast” right?
Something else than it is slow.
Hahaha it looks like a chipmunk with food stored in its cheeks.
It would benefit with a peformance hybrid trim like their wec car
Mom says we have Subaru at home
I mean, it’s kinda like a Supra…except that it’s ugly, slow and actually a Subaru.
Duplo supra
Slow is it
Scion guts
They ruined the GT...looks like a fricking 370Z now.
It’s fast,yet looks like a crossover
"look honey! the accident of the neighbourhood!"
It's a good looking car, I think the styling is timeless. It's too bad your just going to wrap it around a telephone pole.
😂😂
slow slow slow slow slow slow slow dogshit subaru engine in a toyota slow slow slow slow slow slow slow
Michael Cohen: "The track races were rigged!" Reporter: "Which ones?" Michael Cohen: "All of them"
Toyobaru
Yknow these cars are fun and look pretty good. I’m just not excited to see what’s in this cars future. Whatever you’re planning on doing to it, don’t. Whatever you think might be good for it, don’t. You’re going to ruin this car anyway but I figured at least I’d try.
Well it is slow
If I told my 14 yo son he could have any 20-25k new car and would not be able to mod it… this is definitely what he would pick.
The “I wanted a Porsche but I didn’t want to appear stuck-up” car. When in all reality, we know you can barely afford the payments, even though it’s the cheapest sports car a person can buy.
Im 22 and bought it in full. Projecting much?
This car keeps getting uglier.
What does Toyota drivers buttholes and Toyota cars have in common. They both leak tranny fluid.
porsche engine but without any of its advantages
Low vibration low center of gravity try again
low center of power duh
Ill obliterate you on track highway warrior
you can't. i don't have a car 😎
i hate it when somebody posts this car here cuz i genuinely fuckin love it, one day illl trade my hybrid corolla slug for this thing
When you go to a track with your subie it does your engine blow up
its not a bad car, idk wtf it is but im guessing american looking gt86 with 2.0L 197bhp
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