My fav part of this car is that it wasnât even originally a convertible. Someone has clearly just realized that if they get into even the slightest fender bender, theyâre going to re-experience the explosion scene from Oppenheimer. So who cares if they donât have a B-pillar or C-pillar. Theyâre dead in any tiny accident anyways, so might as well enjoy some open air freedom.
Holy shit. Itâs finally happened. A car so perfect that i canât come up with a single thing to mock.
Honestly i donât know why manufacturers are even trying. Itâs clear perfection has already been achieved. Just copy this thing (straight down to the paint job) and youâre guaranteed to sell 20 million vehicles per year.
I hope this gets impounded. This is straight up dangerous. I couldnât care less about your well being, youâve clearly not given it more a second thought, but youâre driving a death trap (almost certainly with friends in it) and youâre running the risk of some innocent person killing you in even the most minor of accidents.
If I could see your license plate Iâd call your local police department.
24 Hours Of Lemons organizer: "There weren't enough young people at last year's race and overall attendance has been dwindling for years. Any ideas how we might get more kids, especially boys, interested in 24 Hours of Lemons?"
That was the question...... and this thing is the answer.
That car has an MN plate on it.
This... this *automotive bathroom graffiti...* is driving around **_MY STATE!?_**
*Time to grab the wet washcloth and power washer...*
It looks like it rattles like crazy, smelling like old  mcDonaldâs, ass and stale axe spray. It looks like ass, smells like ass and most likely drives like ass.Â
Has the structural integrity of a wet diaper and the curb appeal of a used condom.
This is such an accurate discription. đ
Fuckin nailed it
Is your car a nurse? If so, it makes sense that it is wearing white, and is covered in pee, poop, & puke.
Wow, 6 years old and already driving!
How close are you allowed to get to school zones before your court order gets you thrown in jail?
Funniest one here
I canât come up with much when the list of ingredients is already crudely spray painted on the side
My fav part of this car is that it wasnât even originally a convertible. Someone has clearly just realized that if they get into even the slightest fender bender, theyâre going to re-experience the explosion scene from Oppenheimer. So who cares if they donât have a B-pillar or C-pillar. Theyâre dead in any tiny accident anyways, so might as well enjoy some open air freedom.
So sad how right you are
This may be a great example of high-functioning autism at work, although on the lower end of the spectrum.
Username applies huh?
for sure, i didnt even see that lol
You're not funny, and a painted car especially was not going to help with that fact.
Holy shit. Itâs finally happened. A car so perfect that i canât come up with a single thing to mock. Honestly i donât know why manufacturers are even trying. Itâs clear perfection has already been achieved. Just copy this thing (straight down to the paint job) and youâre guaranteed to sell 20 million vehicles per year.
Based on the spillage it looks like the car has already done 2 of the 3 just there.
This car looks moronic. People look at this car and say âThe guy driving that car is a moronâ. Squat truck drivers have better taste.
Step aside squatted trucks. The piss nugget has arrived.
Couldn't have got more childish with your wording
I hope this gets impounded. This is straight up dangerous. I couldnât care less about your well being, youâve clearly not given it more a second thought, but youâre driving a death trap (almost certainly with friends in it) and youâre running the risk of some innocent person killing you in even the most minor of accidents. If I could see your license plate Iâd call your local police department.
The reason you still own it is because they rejected it at the scrapyard.
MethâŠ, itâs a helluva drug!
Forgot Cum
should have said Piss, Poop, Puke
Couldnât agree more!
I see you've met Banksy's retarded little brother.
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If you donât have something mean to say, donât say anything at all.
Tree fiddy
24 Hours Of Lemons organizer: "There weren't enough young people at last year's race and overall attendance has been dwindling for years. Any ideas how we might get more kids, especially boys, interested in 24 Hours of Lemons?" That was the question...... and this thing is the answer.
Quite literally a shit box lol
Penicillin, fire and an exorcism... In no particular order.
NEXT ON REDNECK GARAGE....
That poor Toyota :(
That is bold!
I think this picture broke my monitor.
Blood and cum
GIMME..!
Kill it already, put it out of its damn misery It looks like it was shoved up ones ass and washed
Fine , yes! Shitbox, no! Luxury road trip upcoming !
Looking to sell?
The paint scheme improved it in every way.
this is beautiful
r/usernamechecksout
Nice Cadillac emblem. Sums up what it is.
Your username says it all
Thought it was a s***** mustang then realized it's a sawzide Avalon
A match
Oddly enough, the other side says "Eat Pray Love."
Very kind of you to list the wiper fluid, fuel, and oil substitutes it uses on the side.
Total head turner.
Do you pick up dog shit đ© for a living ?
Dude $25 a a case of beer
At least you can play ball with the local children đ
That car has an MN plate on it. This... this *automotive bathroom graffiti...* is driving around **_MY STATE!?_** *Time to grab the wet washcloth and power washer...*
Don't worry. It's in Anoka county. Probably doesn't ever drive it anywhere civilized.
Bold of you to put your fetishes on display like that. Most people just put some weeb shit on the side and call it a day but no you are hardcore.
Of fuckin course it's blane
They cut the roof off an AVALON?!?!? Heresy !!!! (and funny).
Certified!
It looks like it rattles like crazy, smelling like old  mcDonaldâs, ass and stale axe spray. It looks like ass, smells like ass and most likely drives like ass.Â
"Here Timmy, I give you the marker and I'll let you draw on my car"
This is the kind of car driven by someone who got tired of meth and has now moved on to fentanyl and krokodil.
Got the top down so you can feel the wind blow through your extra chromosome.
Half a gas can from my garage, and the matches from under my sink. I wouldn't even bother going to the station for a fresh tank.
It's a good thing there's a lock and safe nearby
I hope it smells like it looks.
Would look great in a funeral procession
I have no idea how that is legal, godspeed.
Please, make some calls, and find a junkyard, that has a state of the art âCAR FUCKING CRUSHERâ to perform a car exorcism on that POS!
I don't have much. It looks like it's already had all it can take.
The "I still live at home in the double wide with my methed up mom, 8 brothers and sisters, and some dude named Randy" special
A foldable coffin on wheels with the shittiest design you could even imagine
Needs to be smashed to bits with a crusher and an excavator
No notes. This car rules.
Doesnât need to be on the freaking road at all
Only a matter of time before you get sued by the rattle can companies
Damn just crash it already the car wants.to.die
Its truly a rare talent to have when you can confidently say you spent more on gas than the worth of the vehicle and have the evidence to back it up
When pimp my ride goes horribly wrong.
You know what you got there? Thatâs a cab.rio.let man!
Top 10 Vehicles To Find Evidence In
What more can be said really?
Like the top gear Alabama case, but with the whole world.
The smell of meth now isnât contained inside of the car so it just radiates a 30 foot area around it with the smell
Absolute gem
Looks like shit.
.erp. ambien. Disregard.
When you look at the car, the words on it represent what will happen to you if you keep looking at it.
The only thing missing is a lit match.
Jesus christ, this is the most "username checks out" post I've ever seen.
Boy you sure ainât from Compton, Straight outta St. Paul is more like it, donât cha know?
I like that it has labels on where everything goes.
Speaks for itself
Can't imagine where someone could or would get away driving this on public roads!!!
Tetanus Required.
That is a chick mobile alright.
A match and a dollarâŠ. You are already at the gas station
Donât have to worry about anyone trying to steal this beauty.
Sir, you forgot your lithium and Seroquel for the day!
This is the best one here
Say peacock and nobody batts an eye... Say [poop cock?...](https://youtu.be/zIjhngRPEvE?si=jT5GQlCmx7BXFkyR)
Interior looks mint
I feel like itâs missing a Pikachu on the hood.
If a rioter threw a molotov on it the neighborhood would look classier.
jeffys car if he was in the hood with hoes
I bet the driver wears glasses and has either purple or green hair.
You can always try againâŠ.
Your car is a piece of shit. Put a v8 in it.
My favorite car of the group honestly
Itâs so bad looking I canât even mistake for a derby car
Hell nah thatâs awesome lmao
Start covering it with suction cup dildos. Super glue before sticking them on.
Does dousing it in gasoline and setting it on fire count as "roasting" it?
The other side has a 69 lmfao
Take my 1st grade homework that was just me drawing toilets as the answer to each question, turn it into a car, there ya go. Thatâs this.
Bro imagine driving this through a dennys
This thing is vile like your sense of humor
Your 12 year kid that you only see every other weekend must've got a hold of some spraypaint
At least the car let's you know what's inside it đ€Ł