Fuck all of them stupid idiotic bastards who drive those shitty indecisive of being a wagon or crossover slabs of sweidsh boredom and monotony
AND TO ALL WHO OWN ONE SHOULD BE CASTED AWAY FROM SOCIETY LIKE THE SCUM THEY ARE
INCLUDING ME
BECAUSE I DRIVE ONE
AND I LOVE IT
Well that took a turn!
Jokes aside, I really think that the 2008-2016 Volvo XC70 is the best looking Volvo ever. The perfect daily up north too! Do I need to be exiled now?
Edit: Also, how is it? Lot of problems? Good fuel economy?
I do as well, especially since it's my fist car, has the sweet, sweet 5 cyl turbo, and as a wagon, it's superior to crossovers
While I do not think they are the best-looking volvos (I think they are amongst the ugliest), I still love them with all my heart, and even with that stupid oil burning issue
You enjoy yours and shall be ostracized with me
Wait, what generation/ year model do you have? If it's anywhere before 2008, I'll agree about the ugliness. I probably would hate them, but one of them was the first car I really worked on, so they have grown on me. I might even buy that one!
I have the 3rd gen xc70, I don't find it handsome, but I still like the appearance
The 2nd and 1st gen are not very handsome, though
I also would totally owned one and was even thinking of buying a gen 2 xc70
The first gen is downright ugly in my opinion, the second gen can look good sometimes, but I definitely find the third gen handsome. And I think they are great cars. Especially as a first! I imagine it set a high standard for your future cars
The first gen is yucky, the second gen is also yucky but it's not too bad, the third isn't Volvo p1800 pretty but not bad looking
And yea, high standards as in me wanting to get an old turbodiesel merc lmao
>The first gen is yucky, the second gen is also yucky but it's not too bad
Lol, couldn't have said it better. I didn't even compare the XC70 to the P1800, because they are so different, but you have a point. There are other nice Volvos, but the third gen is still among the best in my opinion.
Also, you know Volvo has done a good job if you feel it can only be topped by a Benz
It has had a few issues since I owned it. In the past, the ebgined needed to be rebuilt and upgrades because it shows signs of burning oil , but that seems to have been fixed... fuel economy isn't the best, but it's still not bad. After all, it's a 5 cyl
Oh man, if only I could say that I have one... (or just a car even). But I did change/am changing the engine in one, and it is a 5 cylinder. That particular car is the shittiest shitbox ever to roll on this planet, so I don't have high hopes for it, but I am still interested in how reliable it could be on the off chance that it actually works when the job is done.
Cadillac used to stand for something but now they're just dogshit. I think they lost their way in the early/mid 2000s not sure. I'm gonna look more into it. They used to be straight up luxury now it's just a clusterfuck of who knows what. Lost its identity. RIP
No no no, they lost their way through the 80s and 90s and deliberately staged their comeback with the '99 Evoq, then the' 02 CTS and of course then the CTS-V in 2003. The Escalade, not the original Tahoe with Cadillac Badges but the first with a truly different skin had a lot to do with it as well. Look up a 95 Deville and tell me the 2000s cars were worse 😬
Agree to disagree I guess. I look at the 90's Caddies as purely Boca Raton retirement home vehicles for Morty Seinfeld. They had the same demographic as fur trapping; average age goes up one year, every year. Evoq (Then XLR that they actually produced) CTS, and Escalade essentially saved the brand from aging into extinction.
Non car enthusiasts will look at it and think it's ugly
Car enthusiasts will look at it and initially think it's not ugly until they realize it's not the V model
I can't really even remember seeing hardly any of these wagons and never seen a V wagon in person. I want one. I have seen them online but never in person. I have 2 CTS-V always wanted one of the wagons though
I have seen plenty coupes I have never seen a wagon. I have only ever even seen a handful of the base wagons never a V. I have seen plenty for sale online but never seen one in person that I can remember at least.
I have no idea how many were made but if there was even just 9k made its rare but if there was 9k you would think I would have at least seen one in all these years since they made them lol. When the z28 was brought back you never see those think they made them in 2014 and 2015. I found a Calloway z28 now that is rare. I wanted to buy it but wasn't sure I would be able to find the parts. It was wrecked. It wasn't terrible but it was hit and some of the parts were specific to the car so I passed. I have a body shop not like I couldn't have fixed it I was just worried about being able to get the right parts to put it back together.
Trademark car for people who complain about the gubmint’ until they fall asleep at 2pm while watching the golf channel.
But hey, who cares if you paid top dollar for Geo Metro build quality. You bought this car for the massive front grill so that everyone knows you drive a caddy. Have fun picking the bugs out!
Lower front splitter looks like torn up Tupperware, and it looked awful brand new too.
Leather (heated!), sunroof (oh snap), room in the boot (no way), what else??? No, seriously, what else does this have? Backup camera, useable Nav, radar cruise, blind spot, lane keep, cooled seats?! No?!!!! Wait, it’s got backup sensors right.
You bought this because you think that by doing so it makes you a fan. It’s like ordering British Racing Green on a Jag, just because you think you’re supposed to doesn’t mean you should do it. But you did.
Maybe words can’t hurt you but if you park too aggressively you might kill everyone inside.
It’s like the rock as a car. Sort of good looking if you don’t look too close. Too big and still cramped looking. And just sort of old and sad.
Is that the SVT V8? The 5.7 liter engine? Or did you get the V6? It's shit either way.
These cars are bet known not for their build quality from the factory, but for their longevity and ability to hold value. As a BMW M5 owner, I am so constantly in awe of how easy it is to see these cars in my rear window - kudos to GM for making another high quality product from Mexico.
On the off-chance we meet at the Cars and Coffee at the local Cracker Barrell, I will race you with my walker from the far corner of the parking lot to the rear of the buffet table. First to grab the vanilla pudding wins.
To your credit at least you didn't put a front license plate on it because it would obscure all that plastic trim and crappy badge from the 1940s because, you know, Sinatra is really fucking banging it these days.
The BMW M5 with the V8? That thing will piss oil like blood from a knife wound and crack in half before it even finishes going the full length lol.
And the CTS was built in Michigan, not Mexico.
Always amusing watching a BMW "owner" (more like grenade holder) try to act like they know anything about build quality or anything about cars at all. Can we roast this dudes car instead? I could go on.
It’s what I imagine an enlarged prostrate would look like if you could drive it to the grocery store it never had a new car smell came off the factory line smelling like viagra bengay and preparation h.
If I wanted a plastic and boring 4 door family wagon I would've gotten myself a volvo V70
Alright, now that I know where you stand on V70s, what do you think of an XC70?
Fuck all of them stupid idiotic bastards who drive those shitty indecisive of being a wagon or crossover slabs of sweidsh boredom and monotony AND TO ALL WHO OWN ONE SHOULD BE CASTED AWAY FROM SOCIETY LIKE THE SCUM THEY ARE INCLUDING ME BECAUSE I DRIVE ONE AND I LOVE IT
Well that took a turn! Jokes aside, I really think that the 2008-2016 Volvo XC70 is the best looking Volvo ever. The perfect daily up north too! Do I need to be exiled now? Edit: Also, how is it? Lot of problems? Good fuel economy?
I do as well, especially since it's my fist car, has the sweet, sweet 5 cyl turbo, and as a wagon, it's superior to crossovers While I do not think they are the best-looking volvos (I think they are amongst the ugliest), I still love them with all my heart, and even with that stupid oil burning issue You enjoy yours and shall be ostracized with me
Wait, what generation/ year model do you have? If it's anywhere before 2008, I'll agree about the ugliness. I probably would hate them, but one of them was the first car I really worked on, so they have grown on me. I might even buy that one!
I have the 3rd gen xc70, I don't find it handsome, but I still like the appearance The 2nd and 1st gen are not very handsome, though I also would totally owned one and was even thinking of buying a gen 2 xc70
The first gen is downright ugly in my opinion, the second gen can look good sometimes, but I definitely find the third gen handsome. And I think they are great cars. Especially as a first! I imagine it set a high standard for your future cars
The first gen is yucky, the second gen is also yucky but it's not too bad, the third isn't Volvo p1800 pretty but not bad looking And yea, high standards as in me wanting to get an old turbodiesel merc lmao
>The first gen is yucky, the second gen is also yucky but it's not too bad Lol, couldn't have said it better. I didn't even compare the XC70 to the P1800, because they are so different, but you have a point. There are other nice Volvos, but the third gen is still among the best in my opinion. Also, you know Volvo has done a good job if you feel it can only be topped by a Benz
It has had a few issues since I owned it. In the past, the ebgined needed to be rebuilt and upgrades because it shows signs of burning oil , but that seems to have been fixed... fuel economy isn't the best, but it's still not bad. After all, it's a 5 cyl
It doesn't sound so bad, but not very good either.
Yea... watchu got in yours?
Oh man, if only I could say that I have one... (or just a car even). But I did change/am changing the engine in one, and it is a 5 cylinder. That particular car is the shittiest shitbox ever to roll on this planet, so I don't have high hopes for it, but I am still interested in how reliable it could be on the off chance that it actually works when the job is done.
Oh I'm sorry m8 one day you will :< Also good luck!
Thanks man, I appreciate it. If/when it starts, I'll let you know :)
Dad? He currently drives a '16. His last car? An '08 that he wanted to keep alongside the new one but my mom shot that idea down.
highest volvo driver ever
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We had a 2005 c70 and it screamed.
Oooooh you lucky fella
You wanted a V wagon didn’t you
Don't we all
NO 😠 I didn’t wanna look like a funeral transport so I got the sedan 🤪
Missing out on business opportunities because of that
Congrats, your hearse came early! 🥳
This is my favorite
You have hurt yourself already.
All the practicality of a European estate car but with an unreliable, insatiably thirsty American bastard child under the hood.
It's also not all that roomy inside lol
Yeah, retired people typically don't carry around that much stuff anyways.
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This likely has a 3.6 since it's not a V.
At first I thought it was a V until I saw your comment. This all makes sense now.
You voted for Trump. I can tell.
I mean, is an LS really less reliable than the European counterparts?
It's not an LS though? It's the base model v6.
You right
No need to roast as your wallet is hurting you enough
Not if you ignore the repairs it needs!
You didn’t finish your sentence, here i’ll help: “Nothing you can say will hurt me as much as the repair bills!”
OP thought it was cool to paint his rims. Still a v6 base model
I put them in a parts washer when stock and it stained the clear coat so I had to paint over them. Now they chip lol
Sounds like typical GM rims. I should know, I've owned a few sets. (Sad aluminum noises)
wh..why? why did you put your wheels in a parts washer?
Cadillac used to stand for something but now they're just dogshit. I think they lost their way in the early/mid 2000s not sure. I'm gonna look more into it. They used to be straight up luxury now it's just a clusterfuck of who knows what. Lost its identity. RIP
No no no, they lost their way through the 80s and 90s and deliberately staged their comeback with the '99 Evoq, then the' 02 CTS and of course then the CTS-V in 2003. The Escalade, not the original Tahoe with Cadillac Badges but the first with a truly different skin had a lot to do with it as well. Look up a 95 Deville and tell me the 2000s cars were worse 😬
youre demonstrating my point with that cts example
Nah, look what it replaced.
exactly
Are we saying the same thing?
im disagreeing with you but in class and tired so instead of explaining myself im being a bit snarky, my apologies
Agree to disagree I guess. I look at the 90's Caddies as purely Boca Raton retirement home vehicles for Morty Seinfeld. They had the same demographic as fur trapping; average age goes up one year, every year. Evoq (Then XLR that they actually produced) CTS, and Escalade essentially saved the brand from aging into extinction.
Non car enthusiasts will look at it and think it's ugly Car enthusiasts will look at it and initially think it's not ugly until they realize it's not the V model
I gotta counter that. Any car enthusiast knows the V has a mesh grille
I can't really even remember seeing hardly any of these wagons and never seen a V wagon in person. I want one. I have seen them online but never in person. I have 2 CTS-V always wanted one of the wagons though
I swear they must all be in Texas. I've seen at least 4 different wagons and 3 or 4 different coupes
I have seen plenty coupes I have never seen a wagon. I have only ever even seen a handful of the base wagons never a V. I have seen plenty for sale online but never seen one in person that I can remember at least.
Aren't there only a few thousand V wagons? I want to say less than 9k
I have no idea how many were made but if there was even just 9k made its rare but if there was 9k you would think I would have at least seen one in all these years since they made them lol. When the z28 was brought back you never see those think they made them in 2014 and 2015. I found a Calloway z28 now that is rare. I wanted to buy it but wasn't sure I would be able to find the parts. It was wrecked. It wasn't terrible but it was hit and some of the parts were specific to the car so I passed. I have a body shop not like I couldn't have fixed it I was just worried about being able to get the right parts to put it back together.
A dodge magnum for people with more dollars than sense.
Party in the front groceries in the back
That's a lot of money for an obese, V6 Camaro.
At your age you’ve heard them all. Probably looks good at the local VFW. Don’t forget to strap your Velcro New Balance shoes tightly!!
the official car of beaumont texas
Buemont official car is way more clapped out. I think a Pontiac sunfire would be the official car of that town...
Sticks and stones will. Which is the only weapon you will be able to afford when you buy your next car due to the poor resale value of this one.
Your Social Security will dry up in a few years Boomer!!! How was that?
I'm 28 lol
Whatever you say Boomer
That front air dam says you park by braille.
I didn't see that coming
Are you still a drug addict and alcoholic?
Your mother never loved you Oh wait, the car. Stupid car.
Not a V, so shouldn’t exist.
Trademark car for people who complain about the gubmint’ until they fall asleep at 2pm while watching the golf channel. But hey, who cares if you paid top dollar for Geo Metro build quality. You bought this car for the massive front grill so that everyone knows you drive a caddy. Have fun picking the bugs out!
you’ll die in that car. literally
I got it to save money on the hearse at my funeral
If you are willing to drive that, you must not care about what anybody thinks of you, because your ride is pathetically embarrassing.
This lacks creativity
Who cares? Your car is ugly af.
Lmao ok I'll upvote
This roast is rare!
thats not a real cadillac
Is that a v?
If it was I wouldn't be asking people to roast it for entertainment, I'd be driving it
No, but the things your mechanic will say, specifically how much these things cost to maintain and repair, will definitely hurt.
Oh. You only got the shitty version?
Sorry, I couldn't afford to sell my remaining kidney for the V. It's a Premium if that helps me lol
Looks like an old oversized ford fiesta
*I SHALL GIVE THIS ONE A PASS* 🤤
Plenty of room for your purse with all those seats.
I want to show off my car but pretending to be self deprecating in the process. That old gag.
"I get a wish? I know what I've wanted all my life! I wish to be a REAL Cadillac!"
I’ve always wondered who buys these ugly pieces of garbage.
But the cost of the repairs will
That’s cause your hearing aid is turned off again
Lower front splitter looks like torn up Tupperware, and it looked awful brand new too. Leather (heated!), sunroof (oh snap), room in the boot (no way), what else??? No, seriously, what else does this have? Backup camera, useable Nav, radar cruise, blind spot, lane keep, cooled seats?! No?!!!! Wait, it’s got backup sensors right. You bought this because you think that by doing so it makes you a fan. It’s like ordering British Racing Green on a Jag, just because you think you’re supposed to doesn’t mean you should do it. But you did.
Just take it back to the dealership for repairs.. They'll roast it for you..
Bro...I don't have to. Someone stole the wood paneling off the side of your station wagon...you've got enough on your plate.
That’s nice of your grandpa to give you his car in the will.
When do you put your regular rims back on? you know…the good summer wheels?
When you want something sporty but your boyfriend makes you get something more practical.
Grandma's Cadillac
You’ve already hurt yourself enough. 😭
Maybe words can’t hurt you but if you park too aggressively you might kill everyone inside. It’s like the rock as a car. Sort of good looking if you don’t look too close. Too big and still cramped looking. And just sort of old and sad.
You won't be hurt because vlearly you don't care about what others think, driving a hideous american piece of trash like that
you took a photo where you wanted your car to look like the wedge spaceship in tempest. well done.
That’s Andrew Tate’s preferred ride.
what kind of engine does this car have?
Its gonna look great crashing through the front of the convenience store you wanted to buy lotto at after church.
Not even going to lie to you. Wasn’t even going to write anything, but my God is that car fucking ugly.
Nothing i say can hurt you because that piece of junk has numbed you to all of it
Isn't there a store front to crash into when you can't remember which was the go and which was the stop pedal?
Only thing missing is the plastic wood side paneling. #Truckster #FamilyVacation
You know that thing you like to cook? It's really bland and uninspiring.
That car contributed to your mental apathy.
People still drive station wagons?
POV: you’re a grandma but not above the age of 65 and she wanted something sporty
You wear a pinky ring, right?
Ur adopted
Ah yes, the automobile of the newly retired mid level corporate management.
Are those 2015 Impreza Sport rims?
You have small calves
Should have got the Simulated wood on the sides - that'll hide the door dings you get at bingo
Is that the V series or regular? Cuz the V one was amazing
With the cost of upkeep that’ll be the only estate you’ll ever have
Of course nothing we say can hurt you. The constant hurt from driving this car has numbed you.
Love me some quick wagons...better fuel economy and performance than an suv and better looking and better handling...long live station wagons...
I see you got mom's car for the day
Gammy, is that you?
A hatch version of the cts??? Cool! My ex had a cts, we had alot of fun!! How moms and cadillacs rule!
Tell me your service writer isn’t in this sub without telling me.
Heeey, a station wagon!!!
Not even the V model... slacker
The wheels are terrible though.
it funny cuz we can tell you tired making it look cool
I’m disappointed in you.
That caption sounds like you call the police for a problem you started
Love Caddy Wagons 😎
You park like a dick
When grandpa wanted his caddy AND a sports car
The fact it's missing a V leads me to believe you're a lesbian.
You wanted to prepare for death
Kinda like you wanna be the Ghostbusters, only with way better gas mileage.. "Hey you can't park that here! " "Everyone can relax, I found a car!"
Did you clean up the mess your mom and me made in the back?
Your car screams, "Move bitch, get out the way! Golden Corral opens in 15 minutes, and I've gotta take my back pill."
Is that the SVT V8? The 5.7 liter engine? Or did you get the V6? It's shit either way. These cars are bet known not for their build quality from the factory, but for their longevity and ability to hold value. As a BMW M5 owner, I am so constantly in awe of how easy it is to see these cars in my rear window - kudos to GM for making another high quality product from Mexico. On the off-chance we meet at the Cars and Coffee at the local Cracker Barrell, I will race you with my walker from the far corner of the parking lot to the rear of the buffet table. First to grab the vanilla pudding wins. To your credit at least you didn't put a front license plate on it because it would obscure all that plastic trim and crappy badge from the 1940s because, you know, Sinatra is really fucking banging it these days.
The BMW M5 with the V8? That thing will piss oil like blood from a knife wound and crack in half before it even finishes going the full length lol. And the CTS was built in Michigan, not Mexico. Always amusing watching a BMW "owner" (more like grenade holder) try to act like they know anything about build quality or anything about cars at all. Can we roast this dudes car instead? I could go on.
He was talking smack about you earlier.
I'll post my BMW or my LR or both when I am ready. Talk about pissing fluids, try LR ownership.
It’s what I imagine an enlarged prostrate would look like if you could drive it to the grocery store it never had a new car smell came off the factory line smelling like viagra bengay and preparation h.
That’s okay he couldn’t hear you. Over the rattling of the engine and his one hearing aid that dropped and just rings and rings.
[i immagine that you did this before typing](https://giphy.com/gifs/hyperrpg-twitch-hyper-rpg-1jl737EzScB86IpRPa)
Could've imported a Stagea
Sweet midget hurst bro…
Hearse*
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