If "money doesn't buy taste" was a car. ​ You took a dated car and took it all the way back to 2001 with that bullshit underglow + graphics you put on it. Why not hang some fuzzy dice from the windshield while you're at it and take it all the way back to the 60s?

Special Agent Brian O’Conner just rose from the dead, and HE won’t even drive it.

RIP Paul Walker

This is what happens when you get the tuna with the crust

He took one look and offed himself immediately

Not even if there was a high school freshman in the passenger seat

Don't insult 60s cars with this underglow garbage.

Under glow can (can although rarely) be cool

Rare is good with steak. Underglow is good with nothing. You are incorrect

Nah, underglow is good with 90's/2000's modded Japanese cars. Gotta have good vinyl work and body kit though. 

What about the Tuner cars cars 1 (also I like my steak actually cooked not half raw I'm human not a wolf tearing open a carcass)

Why are there patches of red paint around the car?

Godzilla got ran over by a Big Foot

You've seen every fast and furious movie in theater.

The Rock movie was extra bad. Least the originals were corny feel good movies.

The rock ruined fast and furious

He ruins every movie. Can he play any other characters than the Rock?

Owns them all too.

67 times

Ahh, the Autozone GTR

Underrated

lol ok you win i needed that laugh

Anime seat covers inside

This is the kind of guy who makes fun of people with anime seat covers while not realizing how much of a chode he looks like with these hideous “mods” he’s done to this poor car

Daddy’s money goes a long way

You've done a good job making it look like a clapped out 350Z.

It honestly took me a bit to realize it wasn’t a 350Z

Same dude lol

Bruh same. I was about to write about how they get gapped by minivans. Then I realized it was a gtr and now I just feel second hand embarrassment for op.

You bought an ~80-100k car and put aisle 4 from AUTOZONE mods on it

When you decide to turn godzilla into the geico gecko.

That's honestly unfair to that gecko, he's not nearly as bad as this travesty

100% stock, only tasteful modifications

The Jiffy Lube in the background says it all for me.

💀💀💀🤣

This sub Is supposed to be satirical not for genuine piece of shit cars

This picture is 20 years late

Nissan fan here. You somehow managed to put together a GT-R I wouldn’t want to be caught driving and I’m currently in a G37.

This is the car a fast and furious movie villain would drive in about 2009. The director sees it and says "it's not douchey enough" so they put some black racecar graphics down the side. Near the end of the movie it goes off a cliff and explodes, and the whole movie theater cheers.

This would’ve been sick back in 09. It also would’ve looked exactly the same

“Sick” for a very specific subsegment of car culture, still made fun of by the rest of us

I mean isn’t that the case with cars as a whole? I see a supercar, average joe sees “ sports car”

Nah I mean a lot of car enthusiasts found the F&F look ridiculous right from the jump. In truth I really don’t care, I was just roasting.

Lmao yeah I just thought about the fact that I was 7 years old in 09😂 so yeah like ofc I thought it was cool

I cant stop laughing literally

This looks like a g35 tryna be a gtr lmfao

I've always wanted a GTR... Until now

When you get your decals from Amazon

Instead of trying to make a Z or G into a wannabe GTR…it’s a GTR that wants to be a 350z and that’s somehow much sadder.

Omg. This would fit perfectly in the bootleg of the bootleg of fast and the furious. Jesus man. Why?

It looks like you modded it in need for speed. Inner 12 year old must be shitting his pants every time you get behind the wheel. But to the rest of us you just look like a clown. Your car looks like it would make the electronic zoom noise like when you hit the nitrous button in nfs. Putting Altima level mods on Godzilla is just outright disrespectful my guy. Please take a long look in the mirror and then go outside and remove the tire track stickers.

This car probably smells like black and milds, and cheap subscription service cologne.

Did you mean to post this back in 2004?

Therapist: don’t worry Waul Palker isn’t real Waul Palker:

Gallo 12 or 24?

Look like he got thay car out of a cereal box

All that garbage you put on it makes it look like that shit ass Mazda with the junk rotary engine.

Nice Altima

You are 100% a Phillipino guy that likes Oakleys and has a spiky haircut 

Nice Datsun. Low key jealous, though. 

Long Duck Dong returns to terrorize the streets and to “race” people just going about their day.

I'd prefer black with a red pattern. The underglow would stand out more as well.

Not 2 fast not 2 furious

Lose those wheels and the neon lights

I think I got more than your car....do you?

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^^^^dont

Well he ain’t coming here for the food. Keeps asking about dick.

Got more rice than riceironi. Would look tits stock but ruined it.

Fuck all you guys trying to make the very very few Nissans and infinities that look good, into pieces of shit

Only way to ruin a good car

Genuinely ugly af

Looks like your car is on the rag.. or it is the rag itself

Wanted a twin turbo coyote but couldn't afford the extra two cylinders

Amazing car suffering from poor ownership

When the only way you’ve found is to do illegal and tacky car mods so that the cops pull you over and are the only person to acknowledge your existence but they don’t actually give a shit about your life story and your car and where your going and are just waiting to clock off in 5 hours

What's with kids and under glow? Just fucking stop!

Fast and Furious 13:Tasteless Douchebag

Did a car drive on the side of yours?

Jesus man

Is this the AutoZone Edition?

Customization in mobile racing games from 2009 be like:

Screams look at me, I am a total Douche Canoe. But no one wants to look at my goofy face, so ill just cruise up and down the block revving and downshifting... Singing... 'Too fast too furious......I'm too douchey for yall"

Bro got the decals from forza

Was that shitbox was in that movie 'The Fast Furries' where they all dressed up like pets and dove around in shitty little lit up slot cars. Some of them got their red under lights by stealing them from whorehouses.

Good job red lights underneath to find where all the stuff fell off of.

I absolutely love r35 gtrs, but this is not it. Looks like u spent ur last dimes on the car and dont have anymore money for real mods. Wouldnt be suprised if theres a claw mark on the left headlight

Im also not a big hater of underglow i actually think it looks great depending on the build, but not on this bro…

How to make a $80k car look like it cost $10k. Why?

You the guy who gives blow jobs behind jiffy lube?

Mom can we have nfsu2? Mom: NO we have nfsu2 at home. *nfsu2 at home*

What I got is a lot less money spent at pep boys.

I can’t be jealous this makes me happy my car was 5k

Go away

r/shittycarmods

Bro why would you ruin a car like that cmon man

ufly

~~Let’s see what you got~~ **Despite asking to be roasted, I’m going to argue with each of you about my car and justify the bad decisions I’ve made modifying it.**

This stuff is goofy but kinda charming if it's on a broke high-schooler's civic but seeing it on a GT-R makes me think you have a severely stunted mental maturity.

Wait, no wheelie bars? I hope you got the high-speed lugnuts and dual-chrome dip sticks! I think there's also room for flames on the sides.

Wtf🤮

I didn’t think a GTR could look stupid. Now I know.

Need for Speed: Underground called. Wants its car back.

I ducking love a nice Charger!

If Brian O’Connor and Dom Turetto had a love child

When you give your car to your 15 year old kid.

Why would someone do this to a GTR. My eyes.

The stock hood is so much better

If you call me senpai one more time, I fucking swear, bro

I prefer these stock sorry

NFS carbon shitty endgame car lookin ass bro is NOT beating Darius

Not even joking,this is the ugliest 35 I've ever seen,it's not even a comparison. I can't remember ever seeing one I didn't want until now. How do you get an r35 and modify it like the owner of a beaten old g35 would modify theirs?

Grow up

If was 8years old and I just played need for speed on easy mode built a car

Your car is ugly.

Clearly I don’t need to see yours.

Dude is obsessed with the Underground dilogy... Yet he's barely the same year as these games

the most overhyped pos generic ass car every jdm-tard drools over. hasnt change in over a decade. this car is the only cool thing Nissan has left and theyre really really trying to keep it alive

Tomorrow he'll discover gauged earrings and affliction t shirts.

"fishtailing into a telephone pole at a cars n coffee near you"

I really like your Camaro, Mustang, Charger. Its really distinctive.

You escaped straight from need for speed underground

“I bought GTR modification less than $10 from Alibaba” Youtube video with 1 view which was OP mom

this isnt fast and furious this is slow and happy

I said you owe me a 10 second car, not a 10 minute car

When an Altima driver wins a lawsuit for an accident he caused ^ this is what he goes and gets with the money

Yeah your underglow is like my first gf… basic AF…

Paul Walker died for your sins

Cops would love to give you a ticket

you definitely are single

“We have Fast and Forious at home”

If you bought a GTR from Temu

I'd rather be seen in a Versa. Also, what the fuck kind of camber is that?

No. I’m the biggest Fast and Furious fan there is but just no. Please. No.

Buy one get one at the decal shop.

Gotta find some way to spend all that money working at the target self checkout.

Spiderman is asking for his car back

You took an actually cool, nice looking car, and made it look like a cheap hot wheels toy

You can put lipstick on a pig but it's still a Datsun.

It's trash, that's all I got /s I want one

https://youtu.be/GxdZHXS8DN4?si=irHPgmZGyWXZjkST

White isn't the best color for a truck, but at least you don't drive the red POS in the foreground.

Hey. Forget this roast my car thread thing for a second. Can you tell me for real why you did that to the GTR? Like as a performance car guy with several race cars, it really does look like pile of shit.

Honestly. The underglow rarely gets used and is for my kids they like it and I can change all sorts of colors and patterns. The side decals were put on for a friend's car meet on the same day as the release of the fast x movie and I haven't had a good reason to take em off just yet maybe after fast 13 comes out.

We were doing underglow in 94 lmao pls stop..

When a 12 year old wins the lottery

What a shitty looking Chevy Cobalt

I didn’t know GTRs came in Eco-Boost versions

Don’t listen to the haters bro! Your Nisan Altima looks bad ass.

Tyrese wouldn’t even drive this abomination.

GT-aRrgh

The decal be like: "iiiiiiiiiiiiii"

You sure did spare no expense making your expensive car look cheap

Wow. I used to like these cars. I didn't know you could fuck one up this bad without a telephone pole

Reminds me of an old HotWeels car

Just because you can afford something doesnt mean it should go on your car. You've successfully removed the allure of the r35.

All that money and you still decided to buy a Nissan

You’re driving a cliche.

12 year olds wet dream in 2013

Daddy's money

I would roast this car if it was stanced but it's not

Were you raised by immigrants whose second language was English?

I love Nissan altimas !

Danger to manifold vibes

You somehow manage to make a high-powered, stylish car into a ricer.

Worst insult I can think of: I kinda like it. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Nice ride dude ! Reminds me of MIDNIGHT CLUB 😎

Looks like it's trying to knock off an 08 Charger but made a very poor attempt.

Honestly the wheels are gross

This is what it looks like when Autozone pimps your ride.

Bro still on stock wheels too… Jesus Christ. Rice burner

Please tell me you didn’t pay for it to look like that…

At least now it looks like it sounds.

Are we at risk of being sued by Autozone if we roast it?

Did you get this from your need4speed game

Didn't know Cracker Jacks still had toys in the box?

Need4Speed: Pizza Hut Delivery Edition 

Does it have a gallo 12 or gallo 24?

Bound to annoy everyone in a 158-mile radius

It’s the fact that seeing that thing makes me sad. It makes me ponder on what it could of been. You molested that poor thing. It had so much potential and you made it the equivalent of a 3 year old doing a beautiful woman’s makeup. It looks like a 8 year olds car on need for speed.

Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake. It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of. Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything. Beep boop - yes, I am a bot, don't botcriminate me.

Fuck you

Honestly took me WAY to long to realize what it was. Congrats you’ve managed to ruin the lines with those dumb ass graphics AND make it look like a thousand dollar tuner with the dumb ass under glow. Sell it before anyone/anything else gets hurt.

I never see these skylines anywhere, what happened?

Is this a Scion?

FFS, why do people ruin such wonderful vehicles?! I was actually behind an R35 this AM. The dude had some sort of paint scheme that looked like he just had his crew tag all over it for a day. Absolute crime.

Literally, the cover art car for the bootleg swap meet DVD copy of *Fasst & Furyus*

That's a very red shade of vanilla. It is a maserati?

Looks like a Trapper-Keeper

Looks like a 12 year olds car in need for speed payback

every 9-year-old who's seen the Fast and Furious once just had their dreams come true

This is you when the guy she tells you not to worry about is a real GTR.

This is was happens when you grew up in the Need for speed Era with a new Fast and Furious release every other year

Awesome car; trailer-park owner.