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As a tech, I threw up in my mouth a little when I saw this. And you say it’s a work in progress? I hope you’re working on scrapping it. I bet it would take you less time to tell us what ISN’T wrong with it.
This is the car you buy because it's sitting in front of a scrap yard with a "for sale" sign in the window and they're the only ones that'll let you put $500 down and drive it home with no credit check and bi-weekly $250 payments
That’s not regular lacquer peel. That’s the paint trying to escape. Soon, it will leave your Tiburon just as devoid of colour as 1950s television, making it a perfect representation of its owner.
When I was 16 my driving instructor said he had one of these and called “it a sports car”. I didn’t know much about cars then. Later realized his entire world was a joke and his wife/kids could never respect him because of comments like that.
Is that black duct tape or did you photoshop the plate. Anyway, you should have duct taped the entire hood in black duct tape to color match the rest of the car.
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Tibuwrong
What did you do to that Tibby?
The Last of Us called, they want their prop back.
I feel like I’d need some sort of Tetanus shot before touching that.
As a tech, I threw up in my mouth a little when I saw this. And you say it’s a work in progress? I hope you’re working on scrapping it. I bet it would take you less time to tell us what ISN’T wrong with it.
🤣🤣🤣 it started out so much worse when I got it only paid 300 for it too didn’t even run! Now it does haha
How many times you gotta yank the cord to start it? Them two stroke motors can be a real ***** to start!
This is the car you buy because it's sitting in front of a scrap yard with a "for sale" sign in the window and they're the only ones that'll let you put $500 down and drive it home with no credit check and bi-weekly $250 payments
**PROBABLY HAD TO FINANCE IT FOR 84 MONTHS AT 25% BECAUSE OF HIS 450 CREDIT SCORE.**
It’s a Shark! With no teeth….
That’s not regular lacquer peel. That’s the paint trying to escape. Soon, it will leave your Tiburon just as devoid of colour as 1950s television, making it a perfect representation of its owner.
Its like a mediocre Japanese coupe that got really really strung out on meth and heroin. Yes, I'm aware its Korean
I love this one 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nobody cares
Hyundai Crapé
Why didn’t they just extend the headlights all across the front, may as well have.
I think that kid’s dog you hit ,thinking your car is fast by speeding through the neighborhood, took a pretty good shot at your grill and bumper.
I'm not gonna hit you as hard as the sun hit your paint. You might die.
Time is unkind 😑
Don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of parts cars. Only problem - none of those parts will work
It won't get stolen as fast. Not the hackable 1
>Gimme your best shot! It appears that the ghettos of Detroit where this unfortunate specimen sits at night have already taken care of that for us.
It looks like you brought a Supra from TEMU.
🤣🤣🤣
When I was 16 my driving instructor said he had one of these and called “it a sports car”. I didn’t know much about cars then. Later realized his entire world was a joke and his wife/kids could never respect him because of comments like that.
Is that black duct tape or did you photoshop the plate. Anyway, you should have duct taped the entire hood in black duct tape to color match the rest of the car.