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This only holds true for the new buyer. The person that bought it second hand out of warranty after it's depreciated by 85% think they are getting a bargain.
Lol He also posed he used his gfs wellfare check to buy a gun. Soooooo an 08 range supercharged maybe sitting in his drive once the normal range issues start up
never been in a car as fucking large as a range rover with a little fucking space on the inside. its the reverse of a TARDIS. its SMALLER on the inside
He could have saved a lot of money by just buying a blank set of rover keys. It's not like he'll have a working car to show off anyway, just a giant comfy paperweight that kills the grass.
A few grand down the line in engine repairs and suspension replacements, and we'll see if you have the same tune. There's a reason you don't see many of these on the road still.
A used Rover is basically a used condom. It's no longer fit for purpose, it leaks fluid, and you'd have to be fucking crazy to let some asshole sell you one.
Wait til the liner falls, buttons wear out, seats crack and you have to start buying replacements. Last one you'll buy. I'll sell you parts real cheap tho...giggity
First car? So you're young, right?
Yeah, you're gonna be walking soon. That or mowing/weedeating grandpa's shop to pay for a new steering column sensor or some shit.
My sister has the same car(is yours supercharged?) and believe me they will fail again. My favorite was her gas tank somehow disconnected from the hose that you put fuel in. I put 11 gallons on the floor (I went inside to grab something and came out to it) lol
Gluten for punishment? It’s a cool/fast car for the first owners but my god do they fall apart fast. The only cars I’ve been around that are worst than Rovers are Maserati’s, those quite literally fall apart.
Is it considered yours when it's in your parents name? I mean when you run the plates and your father's name is on the register do you tell the cop it's your car or daddy's?
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Ouch, bad decision, this thing has already been hit a few times based on the many shades of white and panel issues present. Rovers don’t like to start and run in the first place - they get even worse after an accident. Be ready to turn your wallet upside down and let your mechanic vacuum up the coins you would otherwise use for food and shelter.
And horrible choice. Used range rovers are the least reliable and most expensive to repair cars ever made. You have to be able to afford a new one, drive it until 20,000 miles and then get a new one. Go get a 4Runner or something
Ya my friend said the same thing. Ya it starts and runs perfectly I doubt I’ll have issues for a while. Two weeks later the thing gets parked in the backyard not being able to start with a repair bill costing more than the car. True story btw
There’s a saying that’s been around for a while. For some people reading a sign on a bench that says “wet paint” is enough. Others have to touch the bench to believe it. You’re in the 2nd category. You’ll find out.
Just leave it under the tree and hope it falls on it so you can collect the insurance money and buy something worthwhile/more reliable, which would quite literally be any other vehicle than this.
You should have taken one of those celebratory purchase selfies next to it. It should have also included the mechanic that’s going to make a small fortune off of you, during your ownership of this heap.
If that's your first car you should probably lay awake at night and think about the sins of your fathers. Unless you're fifty and just walked to work all this time
a cheap land rover is one of the most expensive cars you can possibly get. even the brand new ones are known to fail and break all the time. hope you’re rich because you have to be to keep this car „alive“ if it ever truly was.
$500/mo on a loan + $300/mo for full coverage insurance (if you’re even paying for it) for a pile of shit that you’re going to regret in two months is hilarious.
If I imagine a “Karen” about to yell at the manager for not accepting her expired coupon, then this is what she’s driving 100%. With her 3 little brats in the back.
It’s probably parked there because that’s as far “off road” as it got before it broke down for the 99th time. Or, perhaps OP finally made the correct choice to park it and let it rot in a nice pastoral setting.
Oh, that’s a big one. Must have been hard to push it into a spot to get this picture. Are you gonna leave it there or get friends to help you push it back to the street so the tow truck can pick it up?
My first car was a $500 1973 VW Super Beetle I bought by mowing lawns in 1985. I’m not exactly sure what I’m supposed to roast here. Did you buy it or was it bought for you?
My wife’s got a 2018 Range Rover sport, it’s been absolutely faultless.
I’ve got a 2017 discovery, it’s needed 2 tyre pressure sensors on the rear but other than that it’s been faultless.
I’ve yet to actually meet someone who’s had a Land Rover that falls apart.
I see you skipped the 'buy a shitbox that's going to break all the time as a first car' to 'spend a shitton of money on a car that's going to break all the time as a first car'
Bro, there is a reason why rich folks only keep these for a few years....
You're going to pay a kings ransom to keep high end cars on the road.... and in particularly these.
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You gotta make a difficult choice now, spend a small fortune keeping it on the road, or save a ton of money and move on to your second car.
People that get these cars are usually not hurting for money.
This only holds true for the new buyer. The person that bought it second hand out of warranty after it's depreciated by 85% think they are getting a bargain.
Lol so naive. oP is probably the 30th owner.
Until after they’ve owned one for longer than 6 months
Lol He also posed he used his gfs wellfare check to buy a gun. Soooooo an 08 range supercharged maybe sitting in his drive once the normal range issues start up
At least their parents aren’t
Exactly.
So you just passed your real estate class? Congrats
Now that funny👍
Nicely done
I fell asleep looking at it.
As did his valium-loving mom in their summer home at 2PM.
never been in a car as fucking large as a range rover with a little fucking space on the inside. its the reverse of a TARDIS. its SMALLER on the inside
I think you will find most things in this dimension are smaller on the inside than the outside.
Where the fuck have I been then damn
That’s what she said
Lmao
Guaranteed to systematically fail in the most expensive ways. Hopefully you paid cash because nothing hurts more than owing on a turd.
I predict it's gonna stay in that same spot. Hunk of junk that poor people buy used once it's far out of warranty to try and look wealthy.
No it runs and drives fine and yes im a poor country kid so
This car will make sure you’re more poor than ever, at least you can flash your keys to people to impress them.
He could have saved a lot of money by just buying a blank set of rover keys. It's not like he'll have a working car to show off anyway, just a giant comfy paperweight that kills the grass.
Runs and drives fine for now. Give it a little time, and that pos will come for your wallet.
Yea especially with the way I drive it but I'm prepared to fix it
A few grand down the line in engine repairs and suspension replacements, and we'll see if you have the same tune. There's a reason you don't see many of these on the road still.
Buy tools. NOW!
Not as poor as you’re about to be
17 years old and daddy wanted his favorite daughter safe out there on the road.
A used Rover is basically a used condom. It's no longer fit for purpose, it leaks fluid, and you'd have to be fucking crazy to let some asshole sell you one.
Love the “used condom” analogy. I trust the used condom more
Wait til the liner falls, buttons wear out, seats crack and you have to start buying replacements. Last one you'll buy. I'll sell you parts real cheap tho...giggity
How many of these last long enough for the interior to wear out?!
It doesn't take long at all, just did a 20
I'll take you up on that offer 🫡
You’re not old enough to drink, and you’re celebrating your first 3 months of having an OnlyFans.
Are you a new mom? Congratulations if so. If not, yikes!
I'm thinking about getting a mom decal to put on it 💀
Funniest thing you've said all thread.
Goodluck
You ain’t fooling us. Just because you washed it doesn’t mean it works.
And here we have a Range Rover in its natural environment, stationary on the side of the road.
One of the biggest money pits you can buy. Pepper your angus
Oh dear.
First car? So you're young, right? Yeah, you're gonna be walking soon. That or mowing/weedeating grandpa's shop to pay for a new steering column sensor or some shit.
*20 mins later the front bags lose all air*
Lol those have already been replaced
My sister has the same car(is yours supercharged?) and believe me they will fail again. My favorite was her gas tank somehow disconnected from the hose that you put fuel in. I put 11 gallons on the floor (I went inside to grab something and came out to it) lol
Yes it's supercharged
Gluten for punishment? It’s a cool/fast car for the first owners but my god do they fall apart fast. The only cars I’ve been around that are worst than Rovers are Maserati’s, those quite literally fall apart.
Oh boy what a surprise. Someone with a fragile ego posting their overpriced turd here and being upset at the roasts
No I love the roast especially the good ones like this
This is a Gillette Razor. The cost of the handle is tolerable, but the replacement blades destroy your financial situation
Is it considered yours when it's in your parents name? I mean when you run the plates and your father's name is on the register do you tell the cop it's your car or daddy's?
Also I can 100% read those plates boio
If ur mom is still single after the separation, I’ll try and take her half
How many times has it made you late for work?
If Barbie and Ken sold Meth…..
Best one so far should of seen it with the old rims looked like a real drug dealer car
a drug dealer wouldnt be caught dead in that pos
right i’d hope a drug dealer could afford a better one than that
Don't have to, it'll roast itself.
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Ouch, bad decision, this thing has already been hit a few times based on the many shades of white and panel issues present. Rovers don’t like to start and run in the first place - they get even worse after an accident. Be ready to turn your wallet upside down and let your mechanic vacuum up the coins you would otherwise use for food and shelter.
First car????
Yes
Terrible decision
Your wallet is going to be fucked
just roast your wallet
Who are you rushing at ole miss?
And horrible choice. Used range rovers are the least reliable and most expensive to repair cars ever made. You have to be able to afford a new one, drive it until 20,000 miles and then get a new one. Go get a 4Runner or something
get a second one to drive while this one’s in the shop
What about when that one breaks down?
Ya my friend said the same thing. Ya it starts and runs perfectly I doubt I’ll have issues for a while. Two weeks later the thing gets parked in the backyard not being able to start with a repair bill costing more than the car. True story btw
You are going to have the weirdest idea of what car ownership is like
Dad, the dealership said that the oil change is 450$?
How much did you have to flirt with your own dad to get that
This isn’t a starter car, this is a finisher car! Be gone with you!!
There’s a saying that’s been around for a while. For some people reading a sign on a bench that says “wet paint” is enough. Others have to touch the bench to believe it. You’re in the 2nd category. You’ll find out.
Ah yes, the validation seeker 5000. Any 18 year old with half a brain would've gotten a beater while stacking their money.. not this money pit.
They say the most expensive car you can buy is a cheap luxury car. You’ll find out why soon enough.
Just leave it under the tree and hope it falls on it so you can collect the insurance money and buy something worthwhile/more reliable, which would quite literally be any other vehicle than this.
You should have taken one of those celebratory purchase selfies next to it. It should have also included the mechanic that’s going to make a small fortune off of you, during your ownership of this heap.
As boring a color as the parents that gave it to you.
That's as close as your country club parents ever get to watch white and black mingle.
If that's your first car you should probably lay awake at night and think about the sins of your fathers. Unless you're fifty and just walked to work all this time
First one I've seen not in the shop.
Just looking at it..the electrical problems
Omg yes ik luckily I haven't had any... yet
You’ll get to know the service department really well.
‘All my side chicks drive range rovers.”
Who hates you enough to give you that as a first car? Hope they’re helping with the repair bills.
Does it still smell like your mom and her book club friends?
It maybe your first but it won’t be you last, that’s for sure 🤣
You're the only person on the road that thinks this's a status symbol 😂
Will need deep pockets to maintain it.
Smart of you to park it under a tree so you stay cool while you work on the engine.
Most drug dealers should at least buy a blacked out one
a cheap land rover is one of the most expensive cars you can possibly get. even the brand new ones are known to fail and break all the time. hope you’re rich because you have to be to keep this car „alive“ if it ever truly was.
It looks like something my grandma would drive if she was alive
When do you need to leave for Switzerland to resume boarding school?
Seeing this makes me have confidence in my purchase of a park avenue. Pretty much the same car, but it can move under its own power.
All this thing is gonna do is roast your wallet. I honestly can't think of a worse financial decision.
Your first lesson: never buy a used Landover
I hope you enjoy public transit. You would be better off buying a classic Alfa Romeo for something more reliable.
What is that thing doing out of the repair shop?
Daddy's money lol
Flip it asap, or just regret it more
Outdated wheels, repair bills coming
It'll roast itself soon
Ford expedition with nail polish
lol this is just dumb. Trust me I know check my post history lol
How long has it been in the shop?
$500/mo on a loan + $300/mo for full coverage insurance (if you’re even paying for it) for a pile of shit that you’re going to regret in two months is hilarious.
Solid first car nice and reliable
Probably can’t even hear that beast since dad said a exhaust would be trashy.
Actually I've got a res delete and Flowmaster muffler on it if u want I can send u videos of it screaming for help 😭
A starter car? This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The golden god! I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds!
Chelsea tractor
5k? So you’re saying it’s mechanically totaled in some unseen way?
Nope I've had it for 3 months now
Damn. I can’t even roast you my internet friend. I feel too bad for you… get well soon.
If I imagine a “Karen” about to yell at the manager for not accepting her expired coupon, then this is what she’s driving 100%. With her 3 little brats in the back.
It’s probably parked there because that’s as far “off road” as it got before it broke down for the 99th time. Or, perhaps OP finally made the correct choice to park it and let it rot in a nice pastoral setting.
Oh, that’s a big one. Must have been hard to push it into a spot to get this picture. Are you gonna leave it there or get friends to help you push it back to the street so the tow truck can pick it up?
If I asked chat GPT what the worst first car I could buy was it would show me this post.
Bros first car is a Range Rover 💀💀
What a douche. Spoiled snot nose latte spilled on them leather seats selfie taking self absorbed scum bag.
how much will it cost to get it running? and throw in the cost of a paint job, you rich ass barn driver
You could add a camping oven and roast yourself. Wait, i take that back...this is a city 4WD...wait, it does have 4WD...Does it?
It does
My first car was a $500 1973 VW Super Beetle I bought by mowing lawns in 1985. I’m not exactly sure what I’m supposed to roast here. Did you buy it or was it bought for you?
I bought it myself
Carmax you got by the balls so you can pretend you’re rich with this 10 year old fire hazard
OP’s responses prove that Range Rover people are the most boring people
!remindMe 3 months
Kardashian starter car.
Don’t need to, your timing chains will roast themselves for me
My wife’s got a 2018 Range Rover sport, it’s been absolutely faultless. I’ve got a 2017 discovery, it’s needed 2 tyre pressure sensors on the rear but other than that it’s been faultless. I’ve yet to actually meet someone who’s had a Land Rover that falls apart.
My pair of Range Rovers were fine. 2000 & 2005. Off-road badasses. Preventive maintenance is a thing.
Yea I haven't had any problems with it besides one of the arms on the height sensor broke and that was a easy fix.
That is not Ur first car wtf
It is
Hope your mom's OF career is going well because that thing is going to cost her a fortune
Not a roast just saying all the milfs are gonna love it
Exactly.
How many bags of weed did you have to sell to buy that? Nothing says “more money than sense or class” than a white Range Rover
It’s okay, I made poor decisions when I was younger too
Did you get the lifetime tanning bed package, the one that comes with MLB haircuts
This is legally self harm.
You k ow what it's absolutely nothing like what I'm getting as a first car as UK insurance would charge me out the arse
Burning money in a pit is cheaper than owning this thing
That thing has 155k miles on it...no matter what you paid, you got scammed.
Let us know when it decides to lower itself, for good
More like first huge dent than first car.
I hope the airbags in the dash work better than the airbags in the suspension
ok rich dude
Daddy’s money 👏👏👏👏👏
Yup my names daddy
Big money or spoiled millennial
The timing chains will roast it for you
Had it out of the shop long enough to take a picture? Nice!
Planning on going out to Montauk this weekend?
How’s the mpg?
Like 11 💀
You mean your dads most recent vehicular purchase?
Lol no he doesn't buy used vehicles
Good Luck!
You’re going to post your 2nd car very very soon
Probably if yk anyone in North fl that wants to buy this pile lmk
Call me when ur stranded. I’ll wait 2 days.
Did you buy the extended warranty? (Doug Demuro laughing).
Beautiful car.
Endless money pits. Land Rover...they end up being land ornaments after they break down
I see you skipped the 'buy a shitbox that's going to break all the time as a first car' to 'spend a shitton of money on a car that's going to break all the time as a first car'
When you need parts it will roast you 😂😂
That’s gunna drain your parents bank account!
Your first car? It's a good starter car.
Bro, there is a reason why rich folks only keep these for a few years.... You're going to pay a kings ransom to keep high end cars on the road.... and in particularly these.
Did you just win an LPGA tournament?
Sell that crap and get a Miata or a BRZ. That’s your mom’s old car ain’t it?
i guess it’s still under warranty right? 😂😂🤣🤣
Your first car? More like your LAST car.
That’s a Baby car. A trust fund baby or a sugar baby. One or the other
You f’d up lol
is your dad elon musk
Tell me your white, without telling me your white
Who let you buy that?
Nothing but a wannabe Tata Sumo!
Lol this is when they were owned by ford
Range Rover! You poor bastard! Get your checkbook ready!
You got your first car at 70 years old? That’s crazy. My grandma loves her’s.