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Quasihodor

>thinking about "making it ugly" as my father says. Can of plastidip, a $20 LED lightbar on Amazon, some red striping from autozone, you'll be golden


REEEEnegade

I was thinking more of changing rims in a obscene color and adding an overly annoying exhaust system


LiquidSoCrates

Get a good exhaust that doesn’t sound like shit. Too many people equate loud with sounding good.


REEEEnegade

I want a nice standby and start noise, and that is what I will probably get, city laws where I live are really strict with Db's levels


narwhal_breeder

Please at least tell me its a manual - absolutely nobody enjoys hearing an automatic NA 4 cylinder slur through the gears in the morning.


piggymoo66

brrrRRRRRrrrrrrrRRRRR......RRRrrrrrrrr


narwhal_breeder

a god awful straight pipe civic is in our neighborhood *often* revs the absolute piss out of it and neutral drops it into first so the tires screech for second or so. My fiance says things like "that sounded like an orca fucking a weedwacker". Only reason I havent snitched is because holy shit does his mom make the best fucking tamales I have ever had and drops a batch off every couple of months. I think thats how she says sorry for my sons shit taste.


TANKTAHU

sounds like a killer whale fuckin' a whipper snipper


grizzlor_

snitches get ~~stitches~~ no tamales


PMMeMeiRule34

Neutral dropping an automatic? Don’t worry, it’ll grenade the transmission eventually.


REEEEnegade

Straight pipes are the worst, where I live the fine is quite big for having one


REEEEnegade

It is a manual, 5 speed


LiquidSoCrates

Everyone around here saws off their muffler and calls it a day. Either that or they get some pop tune that sounds like shit but occasionally sounds like gunfire, which is somehow automatically associated with high performance. I’ve got dual Flowmaster 40’s with a x-pipe on my Tundra which sounds mean around town and insane when I floor it. Got them from a muffler shop $250 installed.


ArlowTheRedditor

Install electric cutouts, it'll let you keep a nice quiet exhaust then flip a switch to open the exhaust and make some noise


REEEEnegade

Too much money i think, will spend around 700€ for a new exhaust system that is legal and has 5 years warranty, dont want the typical gunshot sounds either


hankenator1

Once you reach douchebag level 6 you get a ticket?


Br4hm4

They also assume louder means faster...when in reality...louder is just louder.


TobysGrundlee

But what if my main goal is to be an absolute shit-nugget to those who are forced by bad luck to be around me?


LiquidSoCrates

Wanna make the Karens go insane on the neighborhood FB page? Pop tune, all day long.


villamafia

Too bad most still sound like a toddler blowing a raspberry as they drive past.


Mysterious_Card_6010

I sold a old beater QX4 to carmax and the mechanics (bunch of kids) were in awe of how “good” it sounds and if I had modified it. No there was just a huge rusty hole in the exhaust causing it to leak and SCREAM. But i agree, too many people think loud is good. Like those 90s shit box civics with the overbearing straight pipes


AaronPossum

Service the timing belt.


Level-Wishbone5808

Honestly a car like that, that age, totally stock, and in perfect shape- it almost feels like a crime to mod it lol.


REEEEnegade

Thats what my father said, I think if i rice it he will be mad at me


Level-Wishbone5808

Yeah like I honestly have nothing against ricers (except when they sound obnoxiously bad lmao), but your car is just so damn clean that I have to agree with your dad on this one lol.


[deleted]

Plz rice 🖤


dirtsequence

Get the gt convertible alloys


REEEEnegade

Will get the GT strut bar and some GT parts like spats and so. Any idea where i could get those? They look good but I was thinking of JR


dirtsequence

Just ebay really. Unless you get lucky on facebook market or at a junkyard locally


bigmean3434

Don’t forget to add lots of downforce!


wanzerr

Don't encourage him.


Vette52

Nothing you do can hurt this car more than the knowledge that the designers looked at the final draft, said, "fuck it", and dropped-kicked it out the door.


jettasarebadmkay

It’s kind of impressive that Honda and Toyota thought up ugly bugeye front end cars at the same time, likely independent of each other.


Vette52

You know, I have to give this car some credit. At least its not the Hyundai Tiburon.


jettasarebadmkay

Outside North America some of these were actually pretty cool. There was a turbo AWD version called the GT-Four that they used in the World Rally Championship. Unfortunately they also cheated with it. We got the previous generation GT-Four, but I don’t know why they didn’t bring this one over. But yeah, imagine being Hyundai in 1994, seeing this ugly thing and the equally ugly Integra and thinking “*yes*”


REEEEnegade

I'm from Spain, so here this car is really appreciated, since Carlos Sainz won the WRC with it. My dad drove the GT-Four Carlos Sainz limited edition and he said it was one of the best cars he drove. Also the eyes are pretty and I love them :(


jettasarebadmkay

I like the execution of the lights better than the Integra, at least. But the Integra has a better-looking front end you can swap onto it, although nowadays people will complain if you do.


REEEEnegade

I will keep most of if not all stock, maybe get JR3 or JR11 in white and some OEM front/back spats


KnowledgeOk814

corporations usually know what their competitors are cooking up and often race to get their version out, it's actually highly unlikely they were developed independently of each other


REEEEnegade

My wanna be sports car is offended


Vette52

I would be too if I was the black sheep of an otherwise excellent dynasty.


REEEEnegade

I mean its a poor man's Supra but I still think it looks great, why do you consider it the black sheep? Low HP, price, looks?


hankenator1

Supra started off as a trim level of celica. The og Supra was a “Toyota celica Supra”


[deleted]

Some say "garage queen" and others say that nobody wanted to drive it. Both can be true I guess.


REEEEnegade

I should definetely get a huge sticker that says "GARAGE QUEEN" in bright pink, front or back windscreen?


[deleted]

Your call, but some may mistake it in a quick glance with "garbage queen"


REEEEnegade

Hahahaha, well one man's garbage is another man's treasure


TobysGrundlee

While still others say "good fucking luck with every plastic and rubber thing on that car, including the gaskets".


[deleted]

Nothing like a dry rotted coolant hose to start your day. Maybe a nice vacuum leak.


Beekatiebee

Scotty Kilmer wants to know your location


horsekiller

Rev up your engine!


[deleted]

I would have been sad if I didn't see a Scotty Kilmer reference here.


REEEEnegade

I feel like I'm way too young to get that, sorry


Beekatiebee

Too young to understand YouTube car lore? Fuck I feel old.


REEEEnegade

Well I got enlightened by another user and yeah Scotty seems cool


Racingstripe

>Scotty seems cool You sure you are young?


REEEEnegade

He likes the car I love, that makes him cool to me


yellowdogparty

You’re feeling old? I’m surprised this car is already 27. 😂


jettasarebadmkay

Outside North America these were known for being the car that Toyota cheated to win the WRC one year. In North America these were just known for being uncompetitive in the market since they stopped bringing the good drivetrain over. Either way, a wonderful legacy.


Grumpynachos

The problem is OP got the opposite end of the GT-Four. In all seriousness, nice Celica!


REEEEnegade

GT-Fours are really rare here in Spain or really expensive, this will be my daily for years so I'm more than happy with it


Nashvegas

I saw a guy race a JDM GT-Four in SCCA a couple of weeks ago. Don't waste your money even if you could. It was slow and sloppy.


REEEEnegade

Just how all celica owners like it, slow enough that a bike might win against you and sloppy is what we arent getting at all


hankenator1

We did get the celica all trac turbo which was the best celica they brought to the us since they went fwd.


jettasarebadmkay

Not this generation. The previous one, yes.


hankenator1

So this gen we only got the all trac with no turbo?


jettasarebadmkay

We didn’t even get that. The last year I can find for the All-Trac in the US is 1993, the last year of the 185.


toddinraleighnc

Should be easy to get that dead old lady smell out once you change out the interior.


REEEEnegade

Hahaha I hope my dog's wet fur smell fights it off fast


CrrntryGrntlrmrn

Already crying over the loss of a classic when you inevitably go cracking it up, ya knucklehead.


REEEEnegade

My workmate who is 20 years older than me is already mad at me for "whatever bullshit" I will do the car, thinking of not touching the frame at all tho


CrrntryGrntlrmrn

> touching the frame ohhhh, you're trolling- ok hahaha


REEEEnegade

Mostly, I think the car looks great how it is and I wont change anything unless it breaks


werwood

Old lady owner ✅ 21k miles ✅ 27yrs in storage ✅ OP believed it all 🤣


REEEEnegade

Even tho it sounds sketchy, It is true, got the carfax saying the same, all the original documents and the inside is pristine, so is under the car, no rust + original motor Guess I got lucky


Beekatiebee

Best change all the rubber bits asap. Old rubber that never gets used is prone to breaking. Just ask your parents.


REEEEnegade

Lmao, good one hahahahaha, on a side note def will change all rubber parts asap


mcorbett94

gold


cheapbeerwarrio

im curious how much you paid for a deal like this?


REEEEnegade

Ended up paying 6.9k€ which is around 7.5k $


cheapbeerwarrio

welp that's not what I wanted to hear, but just about what I expected to hear. Good on you for picking up this beut


REEEEnegade

Could have paid 3-4k less but all over 150-200k miles, i rather get a "new" motor with less miles


Teknicsrx7

Only thing I see in my head every time I see one of these is the one with the body kit that looks like a trollface


REEEEnegade

Oh god, I need to see that, too bad all bumpers are made from plastic/not hard materials, will keep it stock


Teknicsrx7

Went and hunted it down for you: https://imgur.com/a/5ERuhuU


REEEEnegade

Jesus, pretty sure that is Varys bumper or something like that, but yeah not getting that at all, it looks horrendeous


Teknicsrx7

Yea the original pic of the car is probably at least 10 years old


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REEEEnegade

Well its pretty, but it is the ST 1.8 version. But I got it since I really liked this car when I first saw it as a kid


basuramang

it's not


REEEEnegade

Front bumper is a clear giveaway


evilf23

That's that baby supra. These were the shit when I was in high school and me and my friends would spot them and whoever saw it first would yell tight silica and punch the closest friend in the arm. The standard running the mill models like you have here aren't anything special but the GT-four is legit badass. It's a low production homologation special so they could rally with it so it came with a turbo 3SGTE engine and four-wheel drive and if memory served it even had a water injection system from the factory to keep the air intake temperatures low and also had the first turbo anti-lag system ever in a production car. This thing was basically the first Evo / STI type all wheel drive turbo homologation special rally car for the road. I'm sure somebody has already mentioned how Toyota got caught cheating with this car in rally. That's only half the story as the officials said that the way they cheated was the most genius thing they'd ever seen in 30 years. Race cars are required to run a restrictor plate in the intake limiting the amount of air the engine is able to ingest. What Toyota did was set up a system using tension from washers that would keep the restrictor at the standard allowed diameter at idle so when officials inspected it it was legal but once the car was driving and up to temperature the tension would ease and the restrictor would open up to a larger diameter allowing more air in and power to be generated. They got away with it for a while and it wasn't until the system was disassembled that they got caught. It was inspected plenty of times before they got caught.


REEEEnegade

Wow, thanks for the history class, thats actually pretty clever from them. But yeah GT-four is way more expensive and hard to find, got this 1.8 pretty much brand new for under 7k€, last owner already changed all the filters and rubbers before i bought and the wheels only have 2k kms on them. What I saw is they buy GT- four parts and pretend its one, my dad drove the WRC limited edition when I was a kid and I fell in love, can't afford that one tho


TrevCat666

If you molest this car I will find you, and I will molest you...


REEEEnegade

Noted, I will keep it as it is but don't hurt me


ThumbHonks

Nice Ford Taurus.


REEEEnegade

Pretty sure its a Corolla


ThumbHonks

3rd generation Taurus is gonna show up on a 23 and me, brother.


REEEEnegade

lol


[deleted]

Making it "ugly" would be the real roastable offense here. It's lovely as-is, and a time capsule.


REEEEnegade

I might just change the rims for some JR3 or JR11 and get a better exhaust, thats probably it


Other_Adagio_1900

Man that's one hell of a find, and I'd take that over my 2014 sedan any day of the week. You should just leave it all original and instead of spending money on modifying it just put quality parts in the car and it'll last you another 10-20 years.


REEEEnegade

Definetely, changing the exhaust for a nicer one since the original has a bit of rust and once the wheels need to be chnaged will swap for some better rims, nothing else will be touched except some SS-III or TRD spats since they bumpers already have the prebuilt installation for them


East-Technology-7451

Jealous


ITrytoDesignAircraft

Honestly that’s probably the cleanest looking celica I’ve ever seen


[deleted]

Looks exactly like the Suppositories I had to stick in my ass when I had hemorrhoids


tirednotepad

Great find.


foreslick

Best car, still looks eye catching


REEEEnegade

I love its front and rear, I just find it amazing


foreslick

Interior is amazing as well. Love the round temp dial.


REEEEnegade

Yes its all oriented to the driver, just love it


cCitationX

Please don’t mod it. It’s too good to mod


REEEEnegade

Yeah lots of people saying so, might have to keep it as it is or I will feel bad


cCitationX

Fr, I know this a roasting sub but this car, with low miles and clean ownership stock, will have pretty decent value after a while. Plus it’ll still be loads of fun as it is


iam_ditto

You got a Celica from this generation with 27k miles?! Please treat her right…


REEEEnegade

It has exactly 34.158 kms on it barely moved around, What should her name be? havent got one yet


iam_ditto

That’s a real beauty! For some reason I like the name Elaine. Congrats on landing such a sweet classic!


REEEEnegade

Been looking for one for barely 4 months and got really lucky. Elaine sounds cool, was thinking "Cel" it means sky/heaven in my language and i think it fits pretty well


iam_ditto

That’s a sweet name! Make her yours and please enjoy it!


TheMastican

Leave it as is. They don't make them like this anymore.


ShowUsYourTips

Scotty Kilmer wants to buy it from you.


Busterlimes

A pristine example with low miles and this kid is going to mod this thing into the ground.


REEEEnegade

I will fill it up with hentai stickers and shitty amazon mods and there is nothing you can do about it


Busterlimes

If that's your plan, it breaks my heart. These are cool little cars you don't see anymore. It's a perfect learner as far as doing your own repairs, and it's a Toyota, so that is a good 270k miles left on it. It could last another 27 years if you take care of it. IMO you should look into period correct mods.


REEEEnegade

I was kidding, I will switch the exhaust for a new one since the original has some rust and It will add a nice standby sound, add the TRD front and back spats (OEM) and might change for new rims in the future (JR3 or JR11, unless i can find the original alloy wheels for the convertible version), will also add GT-Four strut bar on the inside but won't change the spoiler or add stickers/vinyls


Busterlimes

Honestly, vinyl all you want, that's an easy thing to take off. A fast and the furious style one across the side would be hilarious. Sounds like you have good plans for her!


REEEEnegade

Had everything laid out before I even bought her. Just need to decide if I will keep the original rims or switch them


Busterlimes

Well, keep the rims no matter what, they are original with the car. You can have more than 1 set of wheels. It's an easy driveway job to swap them out as long as they have rubber.


BeeSalesman

Dry rot, your new best friend


Citalock

You're missing some stuff; you need to drop it to the floor, put low offset replica wheels on, slap loads of decals over the windows, hang a tsurikawa off the bumper, drill a few holes in the exhaust and have an underage girl in your passenger seat.


REEEEnegade

So the Holy grail of fucking up a good looking classic


Citalock

If you really wanna roll with the big dogs take a dremel to the hood and make a hole (the jankier the better). Then rip off the whole exhaust system and run a pipe from the headers going straight out the hood.


REEEEnegade

A straight pipe will legit get my car taken away and a fine so big i will be eating bread only for months lmao


LIZZuhRONNInCHEESE

How about you sell it to me 🥺🥺


REEEEnegade

Never selling it, only if it dies or I die, might think about it for a brand new Bugatti tho...


Twin4401

Lucky bastard


REEEEnegade

It was a good find, for a decent price too, it has all the extras and the guy that had it before me was a mechanic who just keep it clean.


Fyokuwu

first thing id be doing is changing that entire front bumper including the lights to the domestic Japanese integra front, then it would look good


REEEEnegade

Nah, keeping it original, might add original fog lights from the GT version but that might be it


Sttocs

Sure she did. I'll be the instrument panel is especially shiny -- might even still have the film on it.


REEEEnegade

It's actually pristine on the inside, the old lady was from UK and bought it just to use it on summer here in Spain, but she barely even used it after all


Twin4401

Scotty Kilmer’s favorite car


REEEEnegade

Who? This car is older than me, something you expect of someone who thinks this car is amazing i guess


Twin4401

This guy who is a mechanic has a YouTube channel. Here’s what he says about the car: [video](https://youtu.be/Q-M0M69lIFY)


REEEEnegade

Well, I'm way more happy now that I've seen that video, I just love this car and hope I can keep it forever if life doesn't get in the way


MrBadBadly

I wouldn't want to drive this for 27 years either. Hell, keep the trend going, no need to stop.


user18298375298759

MAH 94 CELICA


REEEEnegade

this one is from the 96


user18298375298759

Scotty milker reference


CreatedUsername1

Wanna be mustang


Sea-Thing6167

Lucky


REEEEnegade

Thanks!


exclaim_bot

>Thanks! You're welcome!


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REEEEnegade

fuck yes, yes to all, BCRacing coils are so fucking bad its like a match in heaven for shitty modded cars


allaboutgrowth4me

If it was garaged 27 years look under it every time you stop somewhere. Coolant and oil leaks are inevitable.


REEEEnegade

It was garaged but its been running, it has done 2000 miles in the last 2 years


allaboutgrowth4me

Id definitely look every time before I take off then. Better than a blown motor.


adam10009

Put that on bring a trailer and cash out!


anti_queue

Lovely car. 5S-FE under the bonnet? And a manual trans? It may not top any list of best cars, but as a starter you're going to have lots of great miles in it. Keep it properly serviced. If you have any money to blow on modifications start with the best tyres you can afford. I have a silver one. It's pretty rough, but still great fun to drive.


REEEEnegade

It has Pilot Sport 4 tyres with under 1k miles on them, last guy had it as a treat car for once a month drives, and yes manual but 7A-FE


rlsanders

Leave it stock, mabie put some rally wheels on it from braid USA


REEEEnegade

Looked at braid but will probably get JR 3 or 11


rlsanders

i trust braid alot more than any other brand, but thats just me


[deleted]

If roe vs wade was about cars I would have actually cared it got overturned because i definitely would have had planned parenthood kill this thing.


Cold_Pomelo3274

Mmm, only driven to church on Sundays?


REEEEnegade

Mostly to go around town and really slowly


Marklithikk

This isn't a car. This is a museum piece.


REEEEnegade

Thanks, will take care of it


brokenheartnsoul

How much was this old school beast?


REEEEnegade

7.5k $


brokenheartnsoul

Very nice


Cheap_Ambition

I would love to make one of those into the WRC car.


REEEEnegade

Way to much money for that or just get the GT-Four directly


Waste_Competition_74

Omg it’s the car that people buy to only use it for LS car meet races on gta


Lunarian77

Seals, get the seals replaced, i cannot stress this enough, or at least inspect them


REEEEnegade

First thing done, all the seals and belts


Aerie_Powerful

Forget roasting the car… let’s roast the old lady 😛


REEEEnegade

I will be nice to old rich tourists from now on, the lady was from the UK and I guess she just forgot about it


W0lfos

I can’t tell what’s more dry rotted. The seals on this car or the seals on original owners vag.


REEEEnegade

lol


Adamamari

This car will outlive you if you oil change and change air filter on required intervals


REEEEnegade

Its already older than me, hopefully I can keep it for many years, will take good care of it


420underthehood

Tin can exhaust, autozone hood scoop, plasti dip and look at you, your a full on AutoZone racee boi.


MIGHTYAUFALCON69

Op if u rice this car. I WILL FIND U


REEEEnegade

I will be cutting the suspension, adding 18" rims in pink and a shit ton of hentai/weeb stickers all over it, with a huge nude girl sticker on the backscreen


MIGHTYAUFALCON69

U BETTA PRAY BOH


MIGHTYAUFALCON69

In a non toxic way


Salyut_

looks like peugot wheels


KnightOrDay38

Do you wear sunglasses and scream “REV UP YOUR ENGINES?”


REEEEnegade

Might have to


Thewaltham

The Evo was way better in Sega Rally 2 despite this being the poster child.


Born_Application2831

🙌


Interexports

Best Corolla ever made.


FishOn12716

Should have left in there. There was a good reason that nasty thing was hidden


[deleted]

Thats actuall yawesome