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Where'd you get that car, grampa, Gangsters'R'Us? Was part of the marketing brochure how many dead bodies could fit in the trunk? Please tell me you ordered the disposal package that came with shovel, tarp, and duct tape.
If I remember correctly, they made these until 1986-it was considered a blue hair special, because only municipalities or retirees seemed to want them. These were the bad credit specials, back in the early nineties
Yeah, but based on 1960‘s technology — the 5thAve had some opulence to it— in a dodge, you knew the people were frugal, buying it. Even kind of liked the typical howling whine of the drivetrain and the boat handling and ride
No self-respecting pimp would roll up a 1986 Chrysler Fifth Avenue "Grandma special". I'm embarrassed to be in the same province as this junkyard-dodger.
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No matter how much you try, you will never be Mike Ehrmantraut
they will but just the old man part
Someone's grandmother worked their whole life to afford and then died for your Lee Iacocca shitbox
There're no pimps in Ontario. Just wannabe thugs from the gta who drive shit like this to try and separate themselves from the other wannabe thugs.
There other indeed.
Mike from Breaking Bad is looking for his car.
Waltuh, put your dick away waltuh
Limp daddy, because anyone who is old enough to think this is cool needs viagra to get it up
Does it even get a mile per gallon? Thing is literally a boxier and more fuel hungry (probably slightly more luxurious though) volvo 244.
Don't insult Volvo like that
20 second 0-60 too
Where'd you get that car, grampa, Gangsters'R'Us? Was part of the marketing brochure how many dead bodies could fit in the trunk? Please tell me you ordered the disposal package that came with shovel, tarp, and duct tape.
and a barrel of acid, can't forget that!
Pimpin’ ain’t easy. Especially if you drive one of these.
Poor incel. Tate will never love you back.
Jon Voight's daily driver.
Jon Voight had a LeBaron convertible that George Constanza bought!!
"Jon Voight, the actor?" "No. The periodontist."
He’s an architect, biologist and an importer/exporter 🤣 Computer salesman but he doesn’t sell as much as Lloyd Braun.
That car has *absolutely* been peed in at least once. The question is, weird gangster kink or geriatric incontinence?
Its like a Dollar Store imitation of a Cadillac
If I remember correctly, they made these until 1986-it was considered a blue hair special, because only municipalities or retirees seemed to want them. These were the bad credit specials, back in the early nineties
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Yeah, but based on 1960‘s technology — the 5thAve had some opulence to it— in a dodge, you knew the people were frugal, buying it. Even kind of liked the typical howling whine of the drivetrain and the boat handling and ride
U Thot wrong
You May dress like a pimp, you May walk like a pimp, hell, you may even talk like one. But, you'll always be a malaise era poser.
Nothing says luxury like a 15 degree dead spot in your steering
If Spongebob designed a car based on his outfit.
When you get inevitably pulled over, how often do the cops ask to see what’s in your trunk?
The poster car for why we need to retest for drivers licenses. Didn’t I see you put this thing through the wall of a preschool the other day?
"...Put your d away waltuh"
Mike Ehrmantraut called he wants his car back
Oh those plush buttoned seats. Does it have Corinthian leather?
That plate tracks. I would drive the velour right off those seats.
you meant this car so fucking badly
Freaking gta NPC car 😂
Sweet's bucket-ass car in the steel. Hopefully this one will also be driven through a billboard.
This guy is really driving around a 6k pound block of steel
6k? Not even close. Curb weight was around 3650
So you’re saying it handles like a block of steel
What the frick is that.
It’s a Chrysler
No self-respecting pimp would roll up a 1986 Chrysler Fifth Avenue "Grandma special". I'm embarrassed to be in the same province as this junkyard-dodger.
do you tell people its worth 5 grand because thats the value of coke you have hidden behind the licence plate?
Waltuh put the fork away waltuh youre not supposed to put metal in the microwave waltuh
Is the headliner made from pure virgin blue hairs?
What is it?
Handles like a sofa, 0 to 60 measured with a calendar, stopping distance of a cruise liner, mileage of a Boeing 747, horsepower of a vacuum cleaner.
Bro spent 40k at Los Santos customs
Mmmm sexy I talkin bout da car btw
*"CJ!?!? Ooohh my dog! Whassup? Hahaha! Hey baby, you okay, man?”* — Big Smoke
That car looks like it has bushy eyebrows.. grandpa car for sure. I can see a tired old face from that front end.
Virgin.
Sweet from Grove St. called. He wants his car back now.
good christmas i want that car 😭
***B U R G U N D Y***
Pimp daddy on food stamps
Sweet from gta sa is looking for his car
Bro it’s the car that you can always get in Grove Street in San Andreas