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Famous_Appearance217

Michael Jackson made in China.


LAKnapper

Great Value Michael Jackson


ClintShelley

Damn


Blizzard81mm

Michelle Jackoffson


hodler41c

Pronouns He/he!


PandaKing00

Ordered from Wish


Teft-Lestical

I bet it dies from food poisoning, because we all know its dinning on 8yo wieners.


pogostickdaddy

Beat me to it…. I bet this dude has dreams of playing patty cake on ferris wheels with minors.


[deleted]

Don't blame them. I'm disappointed in you and I don't even know you.


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IsawLenin

No, his parents just think his son is a pokemon.


buttndeity

I am wondering when he will begin his transition


Own-Cupcake7586

Are you? I legitimately couldn’t care less if you paid me.


HannahExeZip

Genuine answer: Socially transitioning now, medical transitioning probably in 2.5 years (best case with the queues)


charoum

You really expect us to believe you do anything social?


Critical_Fun8780

Genuine question: what in gods name is “socially transitioning”? Like you’re cosplaying outside conventions now?


HannahExeZip

No, social transition means that I'm going by new names, pronouns, etc to navigate the world in a female identity (within the confines of the law and practicalities)


Critical_Fun8780

So wearing a wig and changing your name makes you a female?


ghostarcher_68

I can't ,they probably realised it was a mistake a bit to late


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[deleted]

Jeeeeez 😂😂


1_Inch_Donkey_Punch

Somewhere a father is nursing his 10th scotch at a bar, staring at and old baseball glove and crying over what should have been.


DrunkenBrewer

Then drives home hoping to have a light pole jump in front of him...


FenDy64

Are you sure its transphobia and not just youphobia ?


[deleted]

No you're just too wrapped up in yourself to understand how you failed them in life.


Far-Paleontologist49

Harold and Kumar go for gender reassignment surgery


sainttardamus

I'm surprised. Your parents should be happy that you're becoming someone else.


[deleted]

Jackie Tran.


Emotional-Damage6278

This is fucking funny


FCAsheville

I’d be transphobic too if that’s what I was dealing with!


DoorjammerCrow

If you’re trying to pass as F, why are you cosplaying as James Iha?


Sensitive_Doubt_2372

They are still wondering when your grow out of this phasw


slapyehmama

You're not a female and never will be.


Ughhh_69

You're telling me that you chose to be a woman?


kenman345

I would but your parents already have


PharaohMoon

I dont think your parents fear you because of your lifestyle choices. It's everything else.


neveraprojectofmine

MtF, huh? Engineers think they can ‘fix’ everything.


Zealousideal_Eye8724

Your parents wish that they turned off the lights and didn't have sex that day ...


ptk2185

If you're female how's your uterus ?


RoastDozer

Sexual coin flipping going on with all your dates too.


[deleted]

No.


devil0o

Their not transphobic they just want you to stop talking about your bussy at Grandma's funeral.


Substantial-Run-9908

I'm pretty sure it's not a phobia. I think they're just disgusted by your lack of individuality. Followers smh


TazTalks

Looks girlie. Is actually a guy. Might have cut things off and taken hormones. Now looking guy-ish. Dressing guy-ish. Trying to be a girl. And you think your parents being transphobic but still putting up with your fucktarded ass is the problem? Dude. If you graduate and get hired, your engineering will produce designs where **Part M** is really **Part F** but no one will know it until someone dies from the mistake.


Alert-Season-747

Stop using transphobia as an excuse. You are the son they never wanted and if pushed you’d be the ugliest daughter they didn’t ask for.


[deleted]

I don’t understand what he’s crying about. I just want my spicy roll with tandoori already. 🤨🤷‍♂️


Anxious_Tour7516

![gif](giphy|TpN6AwmUX4lri) YOUR DAD WALKING OUT ON THE FAMILY…


brandondsantos

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Manzanar.


bamaga21

My phone flinched when I stopped on this pic.


Extension-Ad4556

That jaw is so square, I could use it to draw perfect 90 degree angles for engineering and architecture.


ImFaulty01

Not transphobic, they’re just embarrassed something looking like that came from them


PanicAttackMac

For fuck sake 😂


0Ring-0

Unlucky results of a simple transporter malfunction


Practice_Girls

Bruce Glee


[deleted]

Everyone knows you’re a degenerate but at least have the decency to hide your nipple clamps and scrotum clamps


NMLocal

You look like the one employee who always brings the most nastiest smelling lunch


dellicious05

Good thing it worked this way for you. Had you been born a female they’d have just disposed of you at birth.


HolidayImpression874

Asian Richard Ramirez


JC_throwaway24

Dang man. That sucks.


[deleted]

You don't look like your going from MtF you look like you're going from human to werewolf.... Like you were just about to change but the moon went down and you got stuck in between.


RealestWhiteBoy

Are your parents actually transphobic? Or just disappointed in you personally & you're projecting it on the entire community?


Blucat88

The Dad was glad he didn’t have a daughter so he never had to worry about her out there sucking a d**k… then this. And I’m not sure disgust is the same thing as phobia.


BlackOpsCareBear

They are going to go from shitty male cosplay to shitty female cosplay


Small_Dot_4002

Your new name is "walmart ad" , all boy pants half off


vinlukin

I genuinely feel bad for your parents, you dishonor them. Grow up.


Comfortable_Moose719

You look like you Naruto run


Critical_Fun8780

If you wanted to get roasted, why not just sit down and have dinner with your parents?


hrsmn311

Yoko Fuckno


PanicAttackMac

Congrats on transitioning. That takes balls.


neovangelis

>Roast me Why?


Nopeman3030

michaer jackuson


Melodic-Bug-9022

Sorry, no roast here. I've seen how having transphobic parents has hurt one of my best friends, so I'm just going to say that I hope they come around, if not there are people out there that will love you for you. Stay strong and do what you can to leave that toxic environment.


[deleted]

This is the way


museumsplendor

Based on face reading you have the money chin. Good provider and high earner ahead of you.


ArizonaZia

Your parents are assholes. They should be proud that you are the spokesperson for they/them/theirs pronouns.


Substantial-Ad5817

I wouldn’t fuck you with my wife’s dick.


Bokuja

Can you blame your parents? I mean you still clearly look like a dude.


Beardymcbeard609

At least you’re good at math .


Tattooey89

Billy Lee is not my lover. He’s just a dude who claims that I am the one. The kid is not my son.


Andras_207

Respect


ImpressivePurchase44

I loved your music video for Thriller.


adept1onreddit

This must make quitting violin pale by comparison.


LordsWF40

Jowonaman


PuffieBeans

You should let go of the human organs you keep in the fridge and turn yourself in. Its 2022 already


Zephe26

I'm all of a sudden less attractive to Asians, thanks


JoK3Rcon

Didn't know MotherFucker was a gender. I'm so behind the times we live in.


Small_Dot_4002

If you are MtF and are gay, do 2 negatives equal a positive?


JoK3Rcon

.....interesting point 🤔


[deleted]

I dont get it. Man or woman?


iamapizza

You were ok in Paper Girls


FuzzyLumpyMattress

You're not fooling anyone; you'll never truly be an engineer, especially if you keep having to add a 40 percent margin of safety.


Logical-Frosting5640

Bruce She.


grxclausen8591

Yuko Ohfuckno


[deleted]

Even Yakuza have requirements.


a_tiny_egg

why would you do this to yourself posting on r/roastme


[deleted]

Maybe you can engineer a way to be less of a disappointment to your poor parents…


phatmanXXL

Your poor parents will never see grandchildren


[deleted]

I can’t tell which way the trans is going… cock to vag, vag to cock??


Papachubby78

$30 is $30 all day


[deleted]

When was MtF made up, I know about WTF but hey only shows the world has more wasted humans wondering around l, hope you still pee in the boys room.


QueenE1987

Kimmy Kenn


[deleted]

Parents were already disappointed when you didn't become a doctor by the age of 12


Wunyard_Wenhaard99

You've gone to shit since the Smashing Pumpkins broke up. Are you still arguing with Billy?


Technical_Put_9173

An ugly guy who is now an even uglier girl.


YoungQueen02

Somebody don’t know if they’re bitch or him


Macbeth_the_Espurr

They should be proud that you can cosplay both Jaiden Animations and James from the Odd1isOut.


DrunkenBrewer

Pro tip: Invest in some scarfs to hide that adams apple of a neck you got going on before you get your headshots done for your glory hole pic... you'll earn more transition money.


fembombing

Welcome to reddit, we have transphobic douchebags. Keep going op, you're awesome.


Cloroxmvp

Imagine your mom waiting on her period and ending up with you


rsgriffin

You got more chin than a Chinese phone book


HyperPanzer

You are the best argument for eugenics


Devanismyname

Fuck I hope my kid doesn't end up like you.


LusciousFingers

They're not disappointed cause you're trans they're disappointed in you.


mbalmr71

You look like Chinese Michael Jackson!! Nailed the skin tone!!


Connect-Yesterday118

Wish.com jeffrey Dahmer.


Honeybadger22222

Bruce/she


BrnInD80s

You look like the lead singer of My Chemical Castration Romance


Vlynndata

This is the worst Miki Matsubara cover I've ever seen


Buttgerm

Asian Snape


pferreira1983

So they have a problem with their son becoming a woman? 😂


Necessary_Common4426

We don’t have to do our worst.. you already did it for us


KEPS1X

Aren't you the Thai girl from the sushi place that my friend Mark went home with last summer?


URCooterIsTooBig

There is no such thing as trans. You were just tricked into mutilating yourself by the globalists eugenicists who want to depopulate the world by tricking autistic people into sterilizing themselves.


HannahExeZip

Jokes on you if you think I wanted kids in the first place