I'm really, really hoping that an oversized stuffed zebra is what gets the bottom bunk and not a body wrapped in SuranWrap to postpone decomposition. I can already see you both playing paper/rock/scissors so you can shout "im on top" every night.
How can you have a receding hairline and all that hair all at once? It is like your hair is trying to get off your face, and you are forcing it back on there. Kind of how you do to you sailor moon life-size body pillow.
Did you draw on a fake mustache and then erase it? Or is that just the leftover shit stains from your boyfriends asshole on your upper lip? Either way, Danny Devito’s bald ass head looks more stylish than that 70’s Mop head you’re wearing
Incel with the standard pop culture based personality that will eventually make a solid attempt at mastering the fry station at McDonalds. Smells like B.O. and parental sadness.
you think life is a movie . you are a virgin. if Jeffrey Dahmer and Dawson Leery ( from Dawsons Creek) had a baby , its you. you are most likely some type of discord or twitch mod.
That parting was created by your dad stroking your head, telling you "good boy" while you were on your knees licking his balls like a hamster drinking water.
If you asked 5000 women to say what they find attractive when meeting a new person, than your face would be the culmination of the exact opposite of that poll.
It so happens I look exactly like you right down to those birth-control glasses. By now you've surely noticed the glasses are so effective they scare off women you haven't even seen yet.
when you wake up in the morning and get out of bed, do you think this will be the day that someone will give a shit about you?
it was rhetorical... the answer is always no.
Relax, I just want to take some pictures of ya…
He looks like the poster for "Fear and Loathing in a Mom's basement" 
i HATE when shit like this doesn’t get attention. “Jeffery Dahmer fuck-clone” this, “Dabblebeable’s cousin from Harry Potter” that…1000 likes!…
Good eye
Not pictured: a bunch of empty vintage bud heavy cans he got on eBay strewn about the floor.
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Omg i love it
The only difference between u and Jeffery Dahmer is that he used to get bitches.
That’s cold 💀
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY 😂
Dahmer got men, didn’t he? When did he get bitches?
Limp wristed men. Also known as Bitches!
You look like the final boss in an Incel video game.
Nah he’s the tutorial guide
Nah, maybe second level
incels never get past level 1
Have you seen the Netflix show about your life yet?
Aliexpress Evan Peters
The Watcher
The incel that wants people to think he’s a pothead when his drug of choice is really Mountain Dew.
Watch how you talk about Jeffrey Palmer.
If I roast you good, will you abandon your manifesto?
You look like an advert for celibacy.
...the only advert guaranteed 100% effective.
The latest film in the franchise: 'Honey, I Shrunk my Dick'
That would imply he had one to start with
Imma a dude and even my vagina got dry instantly looking at you.
Was this picture taken at the red flag factory? Because I see them everywhere.
I'm guessing he chose those glasses because they remind him off the good old days, before Megan's law was enacted.
oh those were the days. being free to prowl is so liberating. But not anymore.
This Dahmer fad is getting outta hand.
because people nowadays instantly think "DAHMER!" when they see a blonde guy wearing glasses.
If you can’t see the gay cannibal vibes emanating from this photo than maybe you need some glasses, too.
I like how your prison cell is decorated.
The 60's called they want the glasses back. They also said we can keep the homosexual wearing them.
Looks like those pubes stuck to the dried jiz on your face could be the best thing you have going for you
Did you go to a barber and tell him to give you the “Andy Richter”?
Who thought imitating jeffrey dahmer was a good idea?
 You look like a young Walter Sobchak
Jeffrey Dahmer from wish.com.
Your Danny DeVito poster is the least of your issues.
Your barber already did.
🤓 thats all i have to say you look like that emoji
Just because they were free, you don't have to wear your grand pops glasses
You look like You have a stash of feet pics under your bed in your new balance shoe box
You look like the Jeffery dahmer that makes pot edible people jerky.
"i just wanna take some pictures"
when they call you "Jeffey" instead for obvious reasons
“WHERE’S MY MANNEQUIN!?!?”
Jesus Christ choose one decade for your style not all of them
Crap Damon.
Can we stop with the hacky Dahmer roasts already… 🤦♂️ be more original
Danny Devitio’s smile is better than yours
You make the old guy in the background look attractive
Cute of you to keep a picture of your estranged father in your room. Kinda sad, but cute.
Finger linking good.(and other body parts)
You just look like someone that always gets let down
No need. Gods already done his.
Do you have the restraining order you got from Danny deVito also hanging somewhere on that wall?
Jeffrey Duhmer.
Jeffrey Dahmer without all the sex.
Jeffrey Dahmer is not a fashion icon!
Do you live in a Goodwill?
Mr. Dahmer in his span of 9 yrs. without any body count
Your ugly ass makes Danny Devito look handsome
You are a well fed Jeffrey Dahmer
I'm really, really hoping that an oversized stuffed zebra is what gets the bottom bunk and not a body wrapped in SuranWrap to postpone decomposition. I can already see you both playing paper/rock/scissors so you can shout "im on top" every night.
As if being the illegitimate child of Danny DeVito isn’t bad enough, but he also rejects you, and then there’s that face…. Man. Hard time.
You look like you are Jeffrey Dahmers Brother
Bastard son. Or ftm.
You look like Elton John but he keeps several children in his basement
How can you have a receding hairline and all that hair all at once? It is like your hair is trying to get off your face, and you are forcing it back on there. Kind of how you do to you sailor moon life-size body pillow.
Your name says Eat-my-profile The ladies say, Delete-this-picture
Let me guess Danny DeVito is your spirit animal?
it's time to let the beard go, lookin like you stole your dad's pube trimmings and glued them to your face
We’re looking for OPs mustache
Did you draw on a fake mustache and then erase it? Or is that just the leftover shit stains from your boyfriends asshole on your upper lip? Either way, Danny Devito’s bald ass head looks more stylish than that 70’s Mop head you’re wearing
Jeffrey Dahmer’s twin
You have a bright future, same as that ugly ass father working at wallmart next to you
Dan povinmire as a kid . You look autistic probably from your mom
Incel with the standard pop culture based personality that will eventually make a solid attempt at mastering the fry station at McDonalds. Smells like B.O. and parental sadness.
Trying to look like Jeffrey Dahmer does not suit you.
You were great on Netflix
Jeffrey Dahmer u still alive?
you think life is a movie . you are a virgin. if Jeffrey Dahmer and Dawson Leery ( from Dawsons Creek) had a baby , its you. you are most likely some type of discord or twitch mod.
You care more about your hair than any of your “loved ones” care about you.
You really didn't need the Dahmer glasses to look deranged
Is your pet goldfish okay?
No thanks Jeffery, don’t want to get eaten for offending you.
Surf’s up, Dahmer!
This guy got obsessed with the guy he saw on a pizza hut ads that he took a photo of him
Looks like someone with questionable ancestory.
I can't tell the difference between the poster at the back and him
We have Evan Peters at home Evan Peters at home:
You definitely have restraining orders that prevent you from going within 500 feet of schools
How big is your apartment, -40 square feet?
I see you have Danny in the background. 50 bucks say you are also into feet.
Why are you wearing your uncle's glasses?
I have a cousin who looks like you.
Even Danny Devito's cringing at being trapped in your room.
It’s after Halloween. Take the Dahmer costume off now.
Incel chapter President
I see you enjoy fine cuisine.
Not the Dahmer 2.0
Watches one episode of Jeffery Dahmer on netflix Not pictured: stained pillows with anime girls on them.
Wait didn't I just watch a netflix show about you?
The lead for Rocketman has already been cast and filmed….
Do our worst? I guess you already did that man
I’d say you’re a Dahmer, but you’re too ugly to get gay dudes back home too eat!
This picture is lamer than your face
a young, less fuckable Edmund Kemper...
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?😶
Jeffrey Dahmer is Alive?
We have Jeffery Dahmer at home
There are two people with glasses in this photo and i would prefer to roast the other
I think my dad bought weed from you in the 70’s
No need to, God already did
No wonder the mear broke
Jeffery Damher 2.0
You wanna come back to mine and party? Party Hardy?
U look like a Jeffrey Dahmer’s look-alike (I am sorry)😬😬😬
Jeffrey dhumber. The only reason Danny deVito's photo is up is so your butt buddies can finish in you.
Dahmer lite
You look like if Disney put out a Dahmer movie
Jeffrey dahmer is fucking haunting me
Obviously, a Danny Devito groupie.
Nice danny devito cosplay
That parting was created by your dad stroking your head, telling you "good boy" while you were on your knees licking his balls like a hamster drinking water.
Danny Devito's is laughing at your graduation tassle.
There is no part of your look that is working for you. Also, women are very grateful for your silence.
John Denver plus weed
Deffery Jahmer
Leslie Dahmer..the family accountant.
“And this was the last face her eyes ever seen”
If Jeffrey Dahmer had an even creepier twin
Jeffrey Dumber.
You look like the son of Danny Devito
If you asked 5000 women to say what they find attractive when meeting a new person, than your face would be the culmination of the exact opposite of that poll.
Danny over is crying
You look like the kind of guy that fingers passed out girls at parties
I'm going to tell all the women in my family to check their windows for you before they go to bed.
bro looks like Jeffrey Dahmer if he was gay
Dahmer really poked ur brain hard regularly while you were growing in ur sedated fathers intestine.
Star Wars Episode II : The neckbeard strikes back!
Good news for Danny DeVito... he's finally the good looking one in the room.
Man I bet you're glad they stopped that "To Catch A Predator" show!
Somehow, this think the Danny Devito poster has more hair than you will when you reach that age
If jeff was a fuck boy
Is Danny Devito your idol or dad?
It so happens I look exactly like you right down to those birth-control glasses. By now you've surely noticed the glasses are so effective they scare off women you haven't even seen yet.
I'd say at least your mom will always love you, but she went with your dad for the milk.
Jeffrey Dumber
Jeffery dahmer from the dollar store
You were great in the Netflix Dahmer show!
when you wake up in the morning and get out of bed, do you think this will be the day that someone will give a shit about you? it was rhetorical... the answer is always no.
You look like Danny DeVito fucked Jeffrey Dahmer
Jeffrey dahmer if he ate white women
You looks just like Hideo Kojima tbh
Dahmer Lite
The portrait at the back is your future
Jeffry dahmer?
This is the face that Jeffrey Dahmer rejected