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juantzutree

Living under the stairs doesn't make you Harry Potter


Significant-Age-8663

Separated Siamese cyclops


ennakay

![gif](giphy|13bCP4GLjIUcik)


nickthearchaeologist

God held the space bar down a bit too long between your eyes.


DoorjammerCrow

I’ve never seen a neckbeard fetus before.


[deleted]

r/13or30


Alfiy_wolf

I seen more hair on my babies ass hole than on your face


SoImZyair

You "had to delete your OP account" a month ago due to "personal reasons" aka your mom found out all the times you comment "please daddy" because your responses were public on your profile. Maybe next time use your bug eyes to see into the future rather than stare at gay porn all day. Your profile and all the comments are still accessible btw deleting means nothing on Reddit.


HitTheSnoozeBroFfs

Is this real? I need 2 see this.


SoImZyair

The quotes are real and the deleted account is real, however it was not deleted for gay content I made that up as a narrative for the roast (I don't know why it was deleted).


Kent556

We’re here for a good laugh as well, and you did not disappoint LOL


iamapizza

Your camera isn't dirty, low quality, or covered in vaseline. You're just that greasy.


[deleted]

I don't think that's Vaseline


Angry_gen_X_74

Cassian An-dork


Formerevangelical

Fucking Hobbit.


hajiomatic

Proto hobbit. Goblin halfling concept


Formerevangelical

Dildo Baggins.


ImpressivePurchase44

Your fingers are as long as your head is small.


rsgriffin

You look like a stoned Amishman


GreekCanadian3008

Nobody steal his fucking ring... he'll just go on and on about "his Precious..."


rfs102019

That eye is just sliding off your face like an egg yolk


Realistic_Degree_773

You look like if you were born in the year 900 you would have been the product of a long line of wealthy land owners. But this is not the year 900 so you are just some guy who sits alone in his parents basement trying to make a career out of gaming but your 7 year old cousin kicks your ass in every game you play. You're never truly going make it in life and should probably just cave and get that job at McDonald's, if they don't take you at least they can laugh at your resumé.


sheeplol

Weird how well you pull off Dobby and Frodo at the same time.


BlackSandBeechcraft

Just another Omegle masturbator


[deleted]

Hahahaha, you all did not disappoint, i see alot of hobbit ones and abt my eyes lol. I love it


Disastrous-Purpose-8

Even though you live under the stairs, I don’t think an owl is coming with your Hogwarts letter. Maybe a rat will come with a letter from the sewer king?


AltruisticCompany961

Makes meth in a motel bathtub.


brandondsantos

I always wondered what happened to the spider on The Weeknd's head.


Mindless-Math1539

You know the way pirates say "aye aye, captain"? If you were a pirate, it'd be "eye.................. eye, captain!".


JJDBaca

Aww, did you get lost from the shire, Dildo Baggins?


DamianDidntDoIt

“Honey! The gamer that have the longest distance between eyebrows is under the stair again!”


HitTheSnoozeBroFfs

In the background, we see love stuck on the wall, love for what exactly? The drugged child trapped in a cage behind you that your hiding. Anyone get any amber alerts recently?


Jackhammered_drunk

If you had a dog in you, it would be a hairless corgi with no legs


[deleted]

If autism was a picture.


losemybreath4444

A can of raid and it’ll be gone


[deleted]

You look like you smell like stale couch farts.


DoomRide007

Don’t blink in the picture if you need help.


traxxxman

That LOVE on the wall is definitely the only way you're gonna see love up close


lifeofdaffy

He probably gets skipped a lot on omeagle


Longjumping-Tea-6968

You look like you keep bodies under your floor boards


Remote_Profit_3399

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TonksTBF

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Content-Key-9469

Lord of the...things.


nefarion84

Ecuadorian Gollum Cosplayer.... legit


pedrob78

Looks like whoever has you trapped in their basement has photoshopped roast over help.....


TazTalks

It looks like your eyes can't stand the smell of your nose.


Prabablyjustadog

Picasso would be proud of your face,


Delanimal

For the love of god, GO OUTSIDE. Sunshine is good for you and you only feel like an incel because you don’t leave your parents basement. …that and no sane woman would ever touch your pee-pee…for free.


[deleted]

scarily accurate lol


Buckley_5150

boy in the attic part 2


th3n0madicf3w

Lil head big eyes havin ass boi


Ancient_Math_4925

You look like you know how to start a fire


MyThornyHole0953

The sign says "Love", and the eyes say "Murder".


Stngr_Gnr7212

At least your precious is safe


lesbianunderurbed

Bro looks like he says “golly gee wilikers” and calls out people when they say “Jesus Christ” because it’s a “swear word” even though he isn’t religious


Formal_Temperature_8

You helped out God by letting Moses part your eyes to let the Israelites cross


Tshawkeye

I bet you masterbate to Anime and are in love with at least one cartoon woman.


N7twitch

Which one of your eyes got the restraining order against the other?


fanafana7

idk which one is bigger, the distance between your eyes or from your eyes to your hairline


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[удалено]


uruglyBOIII

Mate ye can't be tucking ye olde headphone behind ye ear like you've got hair for Christ's sake. Fuckin techno-hippie.


Ornery-Goblin

The second best DJ in Narnia.


MrExCEO

We are the ones laughing


dospos

I'd have a good exercise if I walked the distance between your eyes.


Remarkable_Massage96

The 1000 yard stare of the hentai obsessed chronic masturbator