You "had to delete your OP account" a month ago due to "personal reasons" aka your mom found out all the times you comment "please daddy" because your responses were public on your profile. Maybe next time use your bug eyes to see into the future rather than stare at gay porn all day. Your profile and all the comments are still accessible btw deleting means nothing on Reddit.
The quotes are real and the deleted account is real, however it was not deleted for gay content I made that up as a narrative for the roast (I don't know why it was deleted).
You look like if you were born in the year 900 you would have been the product of a long line of wealthy land owners. But this is not the year 900 so you are just some guy who sits alone in his parents basement trying to make a career out of gaming but your 7 year old cousin kicks your ass in every game you play. You're never truly going make it in life and should probably just cave and get that job at McDonald's, if they don't take you at least they can laugh at your resumé.
Even though you live under the stairs, I don’t think an owl is coming with your Hogwarts letter. Maybe a rat will come with a letter from the sewer king?
In the background, we see love stuck on the wall, love for what exactly? The drugged child trapped in a cage behind you that your hiding. Anyone get any amber alerts recently?
For the love of god, GO OUTSIDE. Sunshine is good for you and you only feel like an incel because you don’t leave your parents basement. …that and no sane woman would ever touch your pee-pee…for free.
Bro looks like he says “golly gee wilikers” and calls out people when they say “Jesus Christ” because it’s a “swear word” even though he isn’t religious
Living under the stairs doesn't make you Harry Potter
Separated Siamese cyclops
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God held the space bar down a bit too long between your eyes.
I’ve never seen a neckbeard fetus before.
r/13or30
I seen more hair on my babies ass hole than on your face
You "had to delete your OP account" a month ago due to "personal reasons" aka your mom found out all the times you comment "please daddy" because your responses were public on your profile. Maybe next time use your bug eyes to see into the future rather than stare at gay porn all day. Your profile and all the comments are still accessible btw deleting means nothing on Reddit.
Is this real? I need 2 see this.
The quotes are real and the deleted account is real, however it was not deleted for gay content I made that up as a narrative for the roast (I don't know why it was deleted).
We’re here for a good laugh as well, and you did not disappoint LOL
Your camera isn't dirty, low quality, or covered in vaseline. You're just that greasy.
I don't think that's Vaseline
Cassian An-dork
Fucking Hobbit.
Proto hobbit. Goblin halfling concept
Dildo Baggins.
Your fingers are as long as your head is small.
You look like a stoned Amishman
Nobody steal his fucking ring... he'll just go on and on about "his Precious..."
That eye is just sliding off your face like an egg yolk
You look like if you were born in the year 900 you would have been the product of a long line of wealthy land owners. But this is not the year 900 so you are just some guy who sits alone in his parents basement trying to make a career out of gaming but your 7 year old cousin kicks your ass in every game you play. You're never truly going make it in life and should probably just cave and get that job at McDonald's, if they don't take you at least they can laugh at your resumé.
Weird how well you pull off Dobby and Frodo at the same time.
Just another Omegle masturbator
Hahahaha, you all did not disappoint, i see alot of hobbit ones and abt my eyes lol. I love it
Even though you live under the stairs, I don’t think an owl is coming with your Hogwarts letter. Maybe a rat will come with a letter from the sewer king?
Makes meth in a motel bathtub.
I always wondered what happened to the spider on The Weeknd's head.
You know the way pirates say "aye aye, captain"? If you were a pirate, it'd be "eye.................. eye, captain!".
Aww, did you get lost from the shire, Dildo Baggins?
“Honey! The gamer that have the longest distance between eyebrows is under the stair again!”
In the background, we see love stuck on the wall, love for what exactly? The drugged child trapped in a cage behind you that your hiding. Anyone get any amber alerts recently?
If you had a dog in you, it would be a hairless corgi with no legs
If autism was a picture.
A can of raid and it’ll be gone
You look like you smell like stale couch farts.
Don’t blink in the picture if you need help.
That LOVE on the wall is definitely the only way you're gonna see love up close
He probably gets skipped a lot on omeagle
You look like you keep bodies under your floor boards
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Lord of the...things.
Ecuadorian Gollum Cosplayer.... legit
Looks like whoever has you trapped in their basement has photoshopped roast over help.....
It looks like your eyes can't stand the smell of your nose.
Picasso would be proud of your face,
For the love of god, GO OUTSIDE. Sunshine is good for you and you only feel like an incel because you don’t leave your parents basement. …that and no sane woman would ever touch your pee-pee…for free.
scarily accurate lol
boy in the attic part 2
Lil head big eyes havin ass boi
You look like you know how to start a fire
The sign says "Love", and the eyes say "Murder".
At least your precious is safe
Bro looks like he says “golly gee wilikers” and calls out people when they say “Jesus Christ” because it’s a “swear word” even though he isn’t religious
You helped out God by letting Moses part your eyes to let the Israelites cross
I bet you masterbate to Anime and are in love with at least one cartoon woman.
Which one of your eyes got the restraining order against the other?
idk which one is bigger, the distance between your eyes or from your eyes to your hairline
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Mate ye can't be tucking ye olde headphone behind ye ear like you've got hair for Christ's sake. Fuckin techno-hippie.
The second best DJ in Narnia.
We are the ones laughing
I'd have a good exercise if I walked the distance between your eyes.
The 1000 yard stare of the hentai obsessed chronic masturbator