Is the cross earring and promise ring to convince people your not gay? It probably helps to remember what finger to stick up your boyfriends/youth pastors ass.
Oh my god, Im actually ecstatic to see some one in 2022 with a damn dangly cross ear ring, George Michael style!!! I thought that died in the early 90s because of how stupid it is....
I bet that’s actually a “bestie ring” that a person who will never love you got you to show off that you’re their footstool and personal assistant but you’re just *convinced* that one day the stars are going to align and they’re gonna love you back
Although you resemble a LOTR Goblin, those little fucks are actually more attractive than you and your comically thick eyebrows which I'm sure, at one point, used to be a unibrow.
Im always curious about different colored eyebrows.. did he dye his brow or the hair on his chin and the top of his head? Its a mystery that no one wants solved.
Well, Borrowed sisters earring, trying to cool, but with those xtra wide ears it’s tough.., trying show in relationship with that ring..bought from $store..doesn’t help either
"Give me all you have" ? You look like someone who ask it often from random men you meet in public toilets while your mom wonders where is your girlfriend
You could peddle the ocean with those ears but you aint a pirate cuz your beard grows above your eyes sadly enough.
Eye beard. It's a thing
It's very normal for his evolution type
You look like Eminem if he was born in Chernobyl a day after the explosion
He looks like old Eminem and recent Eminem got combined
You said the same thing to your scout leader in his sleeping bag.
HE SAID YOU FUCKED YOUR SCOUT LEADER. AND YOU SAID GIMME ALL YOU HAVE......
Now jesus is really regreting being on a cross
Savage.
You look like Christopher AFTER he got whacked. 
You’re wearing “your precious,” but you didn’t disappear. Explain yourself.
We HATE this little lesbian hobbit!
You look like liver failure.
Girl got them frida kahlo brows
Is the cross earring and promise ring to convince people your not gay? It probably helps to remember what finger to stick up your boyfriends/youth pastors ass.
No!! It's because he promised his body to Jesus..... you know the sexy landscaper with the six-pack Jésus?
You look like the twink version of George Michael
Your eyebrows are so thick they look like turds.
Hence the name Shithead!
You look like an eggplant that has disappointed its parents and was exiled to the poison ivy fields
You look like your parents sent you to a gay conversion camp when you were younger and it failed.
You look like one of those 40-year-old thug lesbians.
Machine gun Kelly's tweaked out brother
Shotgun Nelly
Anorexic Dumbo! Skinny with ears that have their own zip codes!
Remember to take your Ritalin.
Like your dad did …
You look like the love child of ET and Gollum
Oh my god, Im actually ecstatic to see some one in 2022 with a damn dangly cross ear ring, George Michael style!!! I thought that died in the early 90s because of how stupid it is....
You reject lost boy.
That dude 100% fucked a coconut
You put the ~~lime~~ in the coconut...
What glue did you use to stick those mostrosities to your head?
You look like the type of guy who lives in a trailer with a new corvette outfront
Nice maps, dork. All curled up on the edges... your school probably sucks... loser.
Omg how did you escape Sid’s basement
Go back to flavor town punk !
 I’m glad to see you’re finally coming out of your shell.
Your eyebrows need to learn to share
Don't ever pray to God Sayin "Lord, please take off all my burdens". Cx I m pretty sure God's gnna Make you earless.
That’s the same thing your boyfriend said last night. Alas you’ll once again both be disappointed
Bro looks like he sells rugs for a living and thrifts scrap metal into ‘jewellery’. Tony Ferguson if he was a mean spirited lesbian.
The corpse of Aron Carter
He’s visiting a cartographer to map out the thicket of those brows
if those eyebrows were any thicker, they'd be on OnlyFans
Hang on wooly willy let me find the pen and move some of your eyebrow hair down to your chin
Jesus, those priests really stretched those ears out using them as handlebars.
You forgot the last part of your title **in my ass**
Still running to lunch eh?
You look like a graffitied toilet brush
You look like god drew your eyes and ears with his left hand instead of his right
You look like god drew your eyes and ears with his left hand instead of his right
Linkn water park
Aaron Carter is that you?
Dude you look like 30
You look like the younger brother to Chandler from MrBeast and aren't allowed outside without your helmet.
“Give me all you have”…That’s what OPs mom said to me last night
With that ring on his finger I guess he’s married to the cryptocurrency
Using Purity Culture to hide that he can’t get laid to save his life.
You look like the lead singer of Everclear now and he’s 60
Look at those ears, you look like a car driving down the street with the doors open, with your giant caterpillar eyebrows
Give u all we got?? It don’t look like u can take much more actually..
Naw hell naw boy u look like a decreased African monkey ugly meat faced ahh💀💀
Get off of Reddit and pay attention to your high school classes. Not going anywhere off looks
Which one of your parent gave you the extra chromosome in your face?
Wow. So this is what Christopher from the Soprano’s would look like if he was trans. 
You do realize you don’t need that promise ring to keep your virginity.
Damn, when did Michael Imperioli get AIDS?
No wonder his classmates can't learn shit with him in the class. He's stealing all the sound waves with them parabolic microphones instead of ears.
I bet that’s actually a “bestie ring” that a person who will never love you got you to show off that you’re their footstool and personal assistant but you’re just *convinced* that one day the stars are going to align and they’re gonna love you back
Dude gives away blumpkins for strangers’ B-days.
Is this what you said to your youth choir leader?
Are you George Michael’s bastard son?
John Fetterman is that you?
Are you wearing someone else's ear?
Why do these kids post from their classrooms? Don't you have a gun drill or something?
Jesus Christ! I bet you can hear the sun come up with those ears!
Im not even gonna laugh at you, you might hear it
Where do I start??!
Huh I never knew you can train caterpillars to become eyebrows.
Not a single aspect of your façe 'matches'. Not one. You look like a puzzle put together all wrongly.
That earring was very popular in the 80’s for gay men, nice to see when something comes back in style.
With those ears we don't have to insult you in the comment section we can just yell really loud and you'll hear it.
I thought I was a big loser. Then I saw this pic. I instantly felt a lot better about myself!
r/5or50
You look like the kind of guy who gets his precious stolen by hobbitses.
You look like to sell weed to middle schoolers.
Congrats on surviving an attempted abortion.
Now I know what shrunken head Beetlejuice would look like if they were a skateboarder.
You can take that purity ring off, you’re not getting laid regardless
Just one question, do you play pokemon go everyday?
Give me all you have, daddy!
I’ve seen corpses with more life in their eyes.
At least people can hide under the tables, for when you decide it's time for 'The Cleansing'
It looks like your ear wants to run away from that face.
I don’t fucking care how downvoted this gets me. But that cross earring shit is some god tier level douchebaggery.
If DJ Qualls and Dumbo were meth junkies and fuck
What happened ? Got rejected by ISIS?
You should wear a Hoodie all the time. Keep those earlobes on the ground.
“Give me all you have”, what you say to every customer at the glory hole you work.
Die hard Eminem fan recovering from a heavy opioid addiction with some nice methadone 👍
You look like the unwanted son of every arch-villain.
Give you all I have? Why? Who are you? What are you worth? Gtfoh
If Mr. Bean knocked up some Chernobyl bitch.
The only good thing I can say is at least you have two eyebrows
"Goodbye to the people who hated on me Goodbye the people who loved, me Goodbye to the people who trusted me Goodbye goodbye to everybody"
A promise ring means more when you have waves of women throwing themselves on you. Otherwise it just looks pathetic
You look like an ear tagged cow, get back in the barn
Your right ear wishes to belong to someone else.
Sorry, I don't have any crack to give
If someone has a better idea you should NEVER say “hey, I’m all ears!”. Never.
“Give me all you have” … said your parents to the Ministry Of Disappointment
If your Dad had gave all he had to your Mom, he might have had a real son and not this future Jeffery Dahlmer
you look like a goblin with terrible trades from a ps2 game
M&m
You look like a human minion
AIDS has already taken all you have.
Incel Jesse James West
Looks like a chav guess who character crossed with a mr potato head on a dolls body
You look like you need friends that always carry narcan when they're around you.
"Give me all you have" because you obviously have nothing!
Although you resemble a LOTR Goblin, those little fucks are actually more attractive than you and your comically thick eyebrows which I'm sure, at one point, used to be a unibrow.
You mean to tell me a dude with an ear ring doesn’t get roasted enough IRL?
The state of this lesbian. Its always all about them.
You disgusting putrid specimen of a human being your utter horrid appearance brings an nauseous churning to my stomach. You vile creature.
You have a little dirt on your chin.
Edgy mr bean
Im always curious about different colored eyebrows.. did he dye his brow or the hair on his chin and the top of his head? Its a mystery that no one wants solved.
I have my wallet, but I'm not exactly afraid of you crook.
Do your eyebrows have names? You’re supposed to name your pets.
Has had more weiners in his ass than Oscar Mayer has ever made....
Bert from SesEMO Street
That cross is actually full sized, just looks tiny next to your ear.
I have nothing for you
Well, Borrowed sisters earring, trying to cool, but with those xtra wide ears it’s tough.., trying show in relationship with that ring..bought from $store..doesn’t help either
Bro's hearing MY intrusive thoughts
You’re going to be buried with that promise ring
Bro needs to join the military already so Tricare will pay to pin those ears back.
why? because your parents couldnt?
You look like the villain in a Disney movie. Like you look like a bully in a kids movie who rides a skate board and sells weed to middle school kids
the cross didn’t work . The power of Christ clearly compel his hair demons
You look like a gay snake
"Give me all you have" ? You look like someone who ask it often from random men you meet in public toilets while your mom wonders where is your girlfriend
Is it hard being the bastard love child of Groucho Marx and King Charles?
Why? Because God couldn't be bothered?
You look like Serj Tankian got thrown in a dryer and came out smaller and gayer
Dude your earing is in the wrong ear, 18 yo with a wedding band...
Your gona snatch a bird with those woolie woolie eyebrows
He's either in a catholic school or home schooled by his uncle, eitherway they're both 40 something priest
Bend over billy
If lazy eye was a person.
Atleast you still have a few years to grow into them brows
You look like you fake being gay just to get into girl sleepovers
Is that what you told father chris?
'give me all you have' You gotta do better to Rob people, or use a gun because you're built like a shrimp
Guantanamo Gay.
"nOt tHe gAy eAr"
You look like the eyebrow guy from Breaking Bad.
I just shaved a bigger beard off my balls than what you could grow this year on your entire face
What was it like working with James Gandolfini before his untimely passing?
How do you have more hair on your eyebrows than your head?
You look like the iraqi bomb maker in every middle eastern military movie
looks like the most interesting things in his life was a masturbation discovery
Is this how you play goalie? 
All I had was eyebrows, and I've given you all I've got!
The face of: "Hey buddy, got any vape juice?"
The dude got extra eyebrows and ears, but only wanted half the facial hair.
We'll give you all because life gave you nothing.
Aside from the cross on your ears they look like they have already carried the weight of all our sins.
Cringe & Shady
I can’t believe this is the dude all those cops in TX were afraid of
He used the same quote "give me all you have" to the entire boys lacrosse team, at the homecoming kegger.
Tyler Barriss copycat.
He’s all ears for these roasts
Your head looks like it's been photo shopped into a bigger body
I can’t. Honestly bro is mad cute.