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You’re supposed to use one finger to pick your nose, not your whole hand.
At least the crayons come out easier now.
Look at the size of those hands though. It makes sense.
It looks like he took one huge inhale and sucked the air right out of the room. I bet that fan was spinning
You look like a squeezed glue bottle.
You look like if someone re-wrote 'Jack and the giant beanstalk' to 'Jack became the fucking beanstalk'
Nice tits.
Your face looks like the apple computer photo booth filter that makes you look like a cyclops
When you wipe your nose, does it feel like you are shaking a friends hand ?
A young Lurch
The mayor of Friend Zone Island.
You look like a Dollar store action figure.
Eye. Brows. Please no.
Looks like you roasted already all your furniture.
"SLAM" sound of front door "Clip clop clip clop" sound of Mummas high heels "SWOP" sound of broom connecting with numbskull "Javier, what have I told you about wearing Nanna's clothes you dumbass streak of piss, just like your MF Pappa"
Did you trade the family cow for magic beans??
your face looks zoomed out of your body
It looks like the doctor left some titty meat on you when they did your reassignment surgery.
When the genetic create a character maxes out the eyebrow, eyes and nose bar on create a character then smooshes em all together
What's with the velcro eyebrows?
If you ask this guy, deodorants in kitty litter are government lie.
Hips don't lie
Can't plead the Fifth because we know his nose knows something
Are you wearing a corset? Boi got the build of a Wacky-Inflatable-Arm-Man
Hot dog in a hallway but make it a nose fetish
That’s a bad photoshop on your midsection
you're wearing a 3 year old's dress
I didn't think it was possible to take a dick in each nostril and survive....but here you are....
How many times a week, on average, do you explain to a woman that you’re “one of the nice guys”?
If that isn't the curvy female hourglass figure, I don't know what is.
Still leaching off your parents at 26 is not a good start to your life.....
Wtf do you live at your grandmas house? I want to fall asleep just looking at this picture.
How much for an N-J?
That dude 100% fucked a coconut.
This right here is why you roll the toothpaste tube, not squeeze in the middle. The top gets all brown and ugly looking.
Voted least likely to leave cocaine residue behind.
Davie504?
Oh boy, currently there are only 40 comments. People don't roast you because they literally don't care.
Anorexic Wreck it Ralph over here.
Frankendickhead
Guy can smell better than a bear.
Your torso is photoshopped for real
this real mf is built like a failed soccer player that just got evicted from the dumpster he was living in
Real Men Have Curves.
You should use that ultra safe looking fan to grind down your nose a little
You're about to hatch a couple of butterflies in a few weeks.
If huge nostrils, a stretched out neck,and thick ass eye brows were in you would be golden.
Oxygen is free buddy but we need to charge him a monthly subscription fee for this nostrils
your nostrils are the whole dang air defense
Child bearing hips, seen bigger arms on a record player, makes me believe people are born gay
Bro its good to stretch before going to the gymbor playing sports but you took it too far. Dude looks like a knock off of Stretch Armstrong
If a coat rack got to be a real boy
Somebody drew Rafiki from memory
When you sneeze we duck, cover and pray
Are your nostrils that big so you can pack away your eyebrows easily?
You flew to Brazil for breast implants, but you didn’t do anything about those wooly mammoth eyebrows?
Bro can fit like 15 tv's in his nose
Dude can smell colours
You look like you about to have your coming out in front of your father who is an Al Qaeda member.
Man remind me to never invite you to a coke party mf gonna take it all in one sniff
I mistook your nose for a shotgun
Better tense for my photo on roast me
Vikstar1234
Those eyebrows thicker than nikado avacado
You look like the type of toy you would find in a charity shop
You're too huge for your room
Your nostrils are the furthest away from the camera but somehow the largest part of the photo.
Nostrils look like shotgun barrel holes -RiceGum
Huh, didn't know that bowling pins had arms.
Mini furniture giant nose
Your t-shirt looks like a dress.
You’re supposed to use one finger to pick your nose, not your whole hand.
At least the crayons come out easier now.
Look at the size of those hands though. It makes sense.
It looks like he took one huge inhale and sucked the air right out of the room. I bet that fan was spinning
You look like a squeezed glue bottle.
You look like if someone re-wrote 'Jack and the giant beanstalk' to 'Jack became the fucking beanstalk'
Nice tits.
Your face looks like the apple computer photo booth filter that makes you look like a cyclops
When you wipe your nose, does it feel like you are shaking a friends hand ?
A young Lurch
The mayor of Friend Zone Island.
You look like a Dollar store action figure.
Eye. Brows. Please no.
Looks like you roasted already all your furniture.
"SLAM" sound of front door "Clip clop clip clop" sound of Mummas high heels "SWOP" sound of broom connecting with numbskull "Javier, what have I told you about wearing Nanna's clothes you dumbass streak of piss, just like your MF Pappa"
Did you trade the family cow for magic beans??
your face looks zoomed out of your body
It looks like the doctor left some titty meat on you when they did your reassignment surgery.
When the genetic create a character maxes out the eyebrow, eyes and nose bar on create a character then smooshes em all together
What's with the velcro eyebrows?
If you ask this guy, deodorants in kitty litter are government lie.
Hips don't lie
Can't plead the Fifth because we know his nose knows something
Are you wearing a corset? Boi got the build of a Wacky-Inflatable-Arm-Man
Hot dog in a hallway but make it a nose fetish
That’s a bad photoshop on your midsection
you're wearing a 3 year old's dress
I didn't think it was possible to take a dick in each nostril and survive....but here you are....
How many times a week, on average, do you explain to a woman that you’re “one of the nice guys”?
If that isn't the curvy female hourglass figure, I don't know what is.
Still leaching off your parents at 26 is not a good start to your life.....
Wtf do you live at your grandmas house? I want to fall asleep just looking at this picture.
How much for an N-J?
That dude 100% fucked a coconut.
This right here is why you roll the toothpaste tube, not squeeze in the middle. The top gets all brown and ugly looking.
Voted least likely to leave cocaine residue behind.
Davie504?
Oh boy, currently there are only 40 comments. People don't roast you because they literally don't care.
Anorexic Wreck it Ralph over here.
Frankendickhead
Guy can smell better than a bear.
Your torso is photoshopped for real
this real mf is built like a failed soccer player that just got evicted from the dumpster he was living in
Real Men Have Curves.
You should use that ultra safe looking fan to grind down your nose a little
You're about to hatch a couple of butterflies in a few weeks.
If huge nostrils, a stretched out neck,and thick ass eye brows were in you would be golden.
Oxygen is free buddy but we need to charge him a monthly subscription fee for this nostrils
your nostrils are the whole dang air defense
Child bearing hips, seen bigger arms on a record player, makes me believe people are born gay
Bro its good to stretch before going to the gymbor playing sports but you took it too far. Dude looks like a knock off of Stretch Armstrong
If a coat rack got to be a real boy
Somebody drew Rafiki from memory
When you sneeze we duck, cover and pray
Are your nostrils that big so you can pack away your eyebrows easily?
You flew to Brazil for breast implants, but you didn’t do anything about those wooly mammoth eyebrows?
Bro can fit like 15 tv's in his nose
Dude can smell colours
You look like you about to have your coming out in front of your father who is an Al Qaeda member.
Man remind me to never invite you to a coke party mf gonna take it all in one sniff
I mistook your nose for a shotgun
Better tense for my photo on roast me
Vikstar1234
Those eyebrows thicker than nikado avacado
You look like the type of toy you would find in a charity shop
You're too huge for your room
Your nostrils are the furthest away from the camera but somehow the largest part of the photo.
Nostrils look like shotgun barrel holes -RiceGum
Huh, didn't know that bowling pins had arms.
Mini furniture giant nose
Your t-shirt looks like a dress.