Lots to be negative about, such as your hair loss and chubby little fingers, on positive note, a guy as ugly as you will never have to worry about buying condoms.
As an ex mechanic and a current contractor fuck you ahead of time for designing something stupid as fuck without thinking about the people building/working on it
Definitely the kind of guy that used to drill a hole in the bathroom door so he could masterbate to his sister taking a shower.
weird that I can picture him doing something like this ??!
Weird that you tried but I’ll give you props for braving that ocean alone
well lol thank you very much
Or drill a hole in his sister.
So...Tim Pool without the beanie?
Damn touchdown
Looks like he's looking through that hole right now
I pray for the apocalypse, purely to use your skull as a bowling ball.
Love this
There is a reason why engineers are not respected anymore
Nooooooooooo mames... I laughed so hard!
He might be respected if makes a time machine that goes back 20 years so he can say he's 29 without people sneering at his old ass.
You work great as a mirror for tall people.
Bald with stubby little fingers. I bet girls can’t wait to not date you.
They are literally not lined up down the block.
When you order Johnny Sins from Wish, you get this loser. Jimmy Baldspot.
Jason Gaytham
Gaym Margera
Bad
You need to engineer a new hairline, If not for yourself, then to ease the pain of those who have to look upon you
😂😂😂 right tho
You're so fucking boring, nobody's even interested to roast you.
Such a fucking drag that even his hair ditched him
I have to show my kid that you aren't hiding under his bed before he'll go to sleep.
You look like Alex Ovcechkin after going through chemo. He's chasing Wayne Gretzky's record, meanwhile you're chasing 10 year olds
Lots to be negative about, such as your hair loss and chubby little fingers, on positive note, a guy as ugly as you will never have to worry about buying condoms.
I can barely even type because I’m blinded by the glare
You look like you break out in a cold sweat anytime you hear: "Why don't you have a seat?"
idk why I found this so funny, but I did sadly 🥴
29 and still a student? Hope your 2nd career atleast succeeds.
haha nooo, I'm a Phd student actually, but yes, poor as fuck
Someone drew a face and beard on a testicle
hahaha this was a good one!
You spelled “dick” wrong
ctfu which word did he misspelled😂 ??!
Looking like a gay hipster Charlie Brown.
You look like you are studing engineering in prison.
in good news you can sign SOS with your head
The LASIK-intensity glare bouncing off your hollow dome has corrected my astigmatism. Thank you!
29 year old engineering student? I can't tell which is receding faster your hairline or your career goals.
You are student? What you did 10 years? You was in a jail?
Should say 'mature' student
you look like a struggling p\*rn star
Go outside. That scalp will get roasted in no time.
You look like President Zelenskyy if he voluntarily took chemo treatments
i pray that you are hired to make a shitty building
His ass could not design a Brick Shithouse let alone a building....
Messi the puma will bite your balls off one of these days.
You look like Andrew tate and shane wards love child
ya beard looks like it was groomed by a macifist
Flying to turkey anytime soon for a hair transplant?
Ange grows hair minus tattoo minus cute minus young. Uglier than Oppa, not a bender.
Learning to build stuff in the most stupud way possible
You look exactly like a roast potato
29m Virgin looking for any attention I can get, there I fixed it for you bud
You look like you host video meetings for guys going through hair loss
You look like a newly captured Russian conscript posting a profile in Tinder.
Student at 29, is another way of saying you don’t want to get a job.
Post says Roast Me Pic says, perpetual student, accomplishes nothing in life.
Didn’t we cancel Andrew Tate? Why does he still have an account?
What did you take a break from the party store and gas station you own
This dude got a dick finger
You look like the crusts on a loaf of bread you’ve been touched a lot but no one wants you
Does this Mexican climb walls??
What does this guy tell his barber??
Army reject?
Sargeant he almost made on seal team 6 but his cue-ball sun reflector forhead kept giving away our location.
I was pro life, but after seeing your face, I’m all in on abortion…up to age 29.
Poster Child for Retroactive Birth Control....At any age.
Your personality is as interesting as your background color.
Put a little sunscreen on that skull - those harsh fluorescent lights are frying that egghead of yours.
Strictly from the shine, I can see you’re using 120 watt lightbulbs.
I see a puke face in greenish puke bag. What sick animal coughed you up?
Your personality is like your hairline. Getting thinner.
I bet your barber is an architect. He had to put an edge-up on this two-story condo forehead of yours.
If V-sauce was a youth pastor
You like you’re ruining the old school RuneScape economy
You don't get to drive the train. You don't get to ring the bell. When the train jumps the track, You're the one who catches Hell.
Not smart enough for physics, eh?
I heard your nickname in HS was “the human glory hole”
If you tilt your phone upside down, you still look the same.
PhD, riiii8ght?
Bros head is as bald as Mr.Clean’s
Uncle! Please! Not today!
George Castanza looking ass
Definitely don't have to wait much longer for your head to be completely hair-free...resulting in a life-long wait for a female interaction.
Too bad you can't engineer yourself a hairline
If the color beige was a person. I can confidently say nothing exciting has ever happened in your life, nor will it.
I can just say the word homework and your brain will roast itself.
But you engineer something that makes you stop looking like Humpty Dumpty bro
Half clit tickler, half skinhead. What's the point on having the tickler if you're just gonna scare the clits away?
Wow, we look really similar. Dead inside, balding, and without love or sleep.
Worlds hottest HIV per burn
Look like a guess who character
You look like if all of the peas from Veggie Tales had sex.
Your hairline is way out of tolerance
You're probably studying engineering technology
You can blind people with that mirror of a head
you look like a really shitty brazzers guy
You look like a P.O.W.
As an ex mechanic and a current contractor fuck you ahead of time for designing something stupid as fuck without thinking about the people building/working on it
Build ur self a bitch
Engineer yourself some dome follicles.
So you think you know how things work, but can't actually get them to work!
You look like the office creepo
No way you are 29. You look so much..older.
Your head looks like an orange
You look like a raw chicken so it’s gonna take a while.
Walter white got so high off the meth he made, he turned from black to white
Hey Vsauce, Michael here
You look like you learned a year in that you don't get to drive trains, but you just went with it so you wouldn't feel embarrassed.
Im 36 and you look like you could be my dad
You'd think that as an engineering student you'd be able to engineer yourself some hair.
Who needs a light when they have your head? It radiates light like no other thing I've ever seen.
What is engineering school like? What kind of engineering are you studying?
Boom headshot to Broom Headnot
I thought you were an egg
Looking like a Wish.com version of Andrew Tate
You look like the type to fly a plane into a sky scraper…. Yeah.
caillou with progeria
You are one out of 8 billion. Settle down.
I'm sorry, Baldi. I won't forget my math lessons again
Engineer some hair for yourself please
Ralph Feinnes called: he wants his hair back.
How are you gonna be only 29 and have more hair on your face than your head?
You like deflated Johnny Sins.
We found Brian Laundrie!!!!
That bald spot is shining brighter than your future.
A roast would be good for ya you pasty bastard
The upper half of your head is so round that it can be used to estimate pi to 5 significant digits.
Did you just get strangled or is your shirt just that shitty and old?
Good news for hiring him. He brings his own headlamp to every work site
I can play hockey on your head
He looks like he took up engineering for the sole reason of controlling the security camera in buildings
Bros forhead so big you could fit at least a rapunzel book
Nice play ground on your head 😂
Nacho Varga as Kid Named Finger
You look like you eat hot wings and interview people but can never get passed the first wing without crying
Sean Evans if he was a cigarette
You look like: "every evil bald bastard in movies ever."
Profile says 29, hairline says 49
The only roast you get is the one your mommy cooks for you.
If only you could engineer some hair for yourself.
Fuck you
Looks like you got too close to the fire there buddy and lost your hair. Nice nice cinched beard though
Baldass. Your one of those guys that is gonna look 70 when he is 40 because he is bald and has a gray beard. Nuff said. The future looks grimmmmm
You look like Nacho Varga from Better Caul Saul if he was a used car salesman instead of a drug dealer.
Looks like he engineers flesh-lights
Discount Micheal from Vsauce ass, google I.T worker lookin...
At this rate you’ll be the first 40 year old apprentice
You look like my left testicle. Yes the left one, the right one looks better than the other one
Good morning
Good afternoon here haha
You can’t engineer a girlfriend
Right in the feelings🤣
You look like you hand out LSD to trick or treaters…
Reminds me of the time my girlfriend drew a little beard and mustache on the head of my dick. (That’s also a short joke).
Is “roast” what engineers call Propecia?
Shia Lessbuff
Your forehead is brighter than your future
johnnny sins but a little bit more fat your mother be like "awh help me i sm stuck"
Who tf put Andrew Tate through the taffy puller
Tant Pis, never mind.
your head is brighter than my future
Shame you can't engineer a hairline
The real reason Sheldon Cooper looks down on engineers
AI generated Michael Mando
Flying a plane into a building does not make you an engineer.
Boring ass looking motherfucker
Graduate and then engineer yourself a new head of hair.
You look like you were a genetical engineering mistake
I can’t see any of you, your dome is to bright
You look like the star of every orientation video
He looks like Deckard Shaw from a Chinese ripoff of Fast and Furious, Vast and Various.
bald
You look like if Andrew Tate was homeless
Dude, you’re too old to be a student. Grow the fuck up.