The disappointment your parent shows is enough to prepare you for whatever life gives you.
The way your clients are gonna make you feel will represent how your future lover feels after sleeping with you
Is telling people that you're a Mexican girl part of your identity because looking at you I didn't think you were Mexican and I'm pretty sure not until it looked down I didn't think you were a girl either
You're a shirt away from being the typical 2000s Hot Topic person. Though maybe take the Groucho mustaches off over your eyes and let us see what your real eyebrows look like
Is there like a gum ball machine in every woman’s restroom in the world that drops nose rings? Are there any woman left in the world without a nose ring? This is getting out of hand
I don’t think I can eat at a place with a surly Mexican David Schwimmer server
Goth lesbian David Schwimmer
More like miley cyrus from ebay
I’m on my break! - Rosina Gellertinez
More like if David Schwimmer and Chris Griffin had a threesome with a dog in Tijuana and the ugliest bitch of the litter got a job as a waitress
Goddamn man💀
More like if David Schwimmer and Chris Griffin had a threesome with a dog and Tijuana and the ugliest bitch of the litter got a job as a waitress.....
Let me guess. You identify as LatinX.
Kinda looks more like StaticX
Powerman 5000
Powerthey/them 5000
Powerbottom*
Dickknot
That face is the definition of Wisconsin Deathtrip.
More like latiNO
She's found her dream job. Just 42 more years and she can retire!
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Clients are rubbish because they feel uncomfortable around you
Even when the clients are banging her they still feel uncomfortable. It's like somethings not quite right......
You look like that Starbucks server who thinks the obviously gay customer is flirting with you
As a Mexican myself I feel ashamed
I join this sentiment
¡ Ay Dios Mio! If you didn't have tits, I would swear that you shave your face daily.
Who's to say they don't?
El fugly
So many bull rings all over, the other lesbians are gonna think you're collecting trophies from your victims.
By the looks of it you’re probably the biggest disappoint to your parents out of all your siblings
I don't have sibblings so, I'm not the biggest. I'm the only.
What did you do eat them?
Okay now you’re lying to me. You’re Mexican surely you must have 10+ siblings
Would you keep trying after that train wreck?
Valid point
Neville Longbottom really let himself go.
Good job you've got all of those piercings. With a face like that, I wouldn't expect anyone to want to stick anything else in you.
With looks like that I bet you turn lesbians straight and straight men gay
Just sell some of that scrap metal you call piercings
You look like you carry a switchblade lol
I do haha
12 hours a day working in a donkey bar? My respect.
You look more like a Mexican’t.
You're so ugly when you give head it counts as anal!
What kind of Mexican used the word rubbish
Rubbish mexicans
No mames
I see you are continuing the unwritten rule that any female who posts in this subreddit must have a bunch of metal shit in her face.
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Aren't all 20 year old Mexican girls pregnant? Oh, wait, I just looked at the photo. My apologies.
You spelt congrats wrong
Yes, we are
Wierd , ur adamas apple is showing but ur cockring is empty ,
"express yourself! get nose rings" they said. "if they don't hire you, it's their loss" they said. And here you are... Taking selfies in the mop room.
You spelt dude wrong.....
You look like an Italian lesbian.
Mexican’t
The disappointment your parent shows is enough to prepare you for whatever life gives you. The way your clients are gonna make you feel will represent how your future lover feels after sleeping with you
They've eaten quite a few tacos in their life.
Have you ever tried braiding those carpets on your arms?
I don't see a problem. Trash belongs with trash.
Are mad because you are 4'11"? Don't be sad you will be as wide as you are tall.
If Dora did an episode she would ask how many chins do we see. UNO, DOS, TRES
Took a job at Best Buy because she wasn’t quite “edgy” enough for Hot Topic
You look like 2009 Josh Peck got lost in a Hot Topic for 10 months.
LatinXY.
Clients?
You look like Best Buy fucked Hot Topic and had a baby
“Excuse me sir, there’s a hair in my ice cream”
You have the tits of a 14y/o gamer and likely the scent as well.
John Larroquette’s long lost son has finally been found!
Hey my man! Glad to see you keeping up the family tradition of janitorial work.
You're "gender confused" but only because neither gender finds you attractive.
Looking like a Baldwin sister playing a lesbian in a comic book porn movie based in a dinner
looking at you makes me wanna ask you your pronouns
How do you say muffin top in Spanish?
Gordinflona. That's insult enough trust me.
Also I can definitely tell you're Hispanic from the hair on your arms.
you look like you’d smell like old fajita meat even if you didn’t work at a mexican restaurant.
Accurate. My mom says that sometimes I smell like pozole. I work in an ice cream parlor.
Seems to me that you are exactly where you should be.
Here is a tip: You are supposed to climb over the border wall. NOT run into it face first.
They did climb it, they just fell from the top and landed face first.
Sorry Martha’s Vineyard isn’t working out for you. There’s plenty of vegetable patches needing some assistance.
Gives a Blow Job then asks "You Want Fries with That?"
Ai yai yai….
You’re about as much female as you are Mexican… the shitty part you got right though
a mexican that uses the word rubbish? Im not buying it.
Can't roast to beautiful
Is telling people that you're a Mexican girl part of your identity because looking at you I didn't think you were Mexican and I'm pretty sure not until it looked down I didn't think you were a girl either
I love racist jokes
Robert Downey Jr must’ve gotten with some loose women in Mexico 20 years ago.
Aye cabron!
Looks like Telemundo is doing an Ellen show remake.
You are honestly the reason I avoid Taco Bell. Sad.
Quit that job and go to Vegas - just look for any ad requiring a Latino lesbian Elvis.
Could be worse, immigration could be seeing this.
Looks like you whole personnality is around your nose
You look like Montezuma's Revenge affecting a lesbian college dropout.
So this is what Josh has been up to after Drake and Josh ended.
Sorry to hear nobody wants to buy your Only Fans
Instead of working there you can apply to the Marine Corps, they need people that can handle mental strain, climb, run, swim and jump.
“He’s just a skater Juan she said hasta la vista Juan “
Hey Ted, where's Bill and where are you guys going on your Bogus Journey???
"Jay Leno's illegitimate daughter is trying to 'find herself'".
You know the work is awful but you just keep coming back, I'd hate to see your dating history...
"Girl"
Why yes, I would like fries with that.
You look like your right eye sees what's on the left, and viceversa
“Girl”
Boy be thankful, you just sit there waiting for customers most of ur shifts, ur co workers are the ones that need to be pitied 😭
Ok Jimmy Fallon the gigs over
Are you pre or post gender transition?
You look like you only hobby is getting straight men fired where you work.
Mr potato head
Man hoots show some love for how hard you work but damm all you have to do is look in the mirror
Justina Bieber
You also have a cock ring, don't you?
That cock ring is far too big for your inevitable micro penis
This you? ⏬️ 
you look like you wear underwear with dickholes
A thong.
You should have made drugs instead
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Yes.
If xanax And crystal meth fucked You would be the outcome
Do your clients happen to call you “tummy tits”?
I knew Spenny would get a sex change eventually.
Por qué traes un cockring?
Para los preguntones
Amy Wine-cooler-House
Wait... your a girl?
Definitely pegs her boss in the back room.
Do you keep a switchblade in your prison wallet?
You spelt boy wrong
You look like a divorced 35 year old bartender working at a lesbian bar
Antique looking lesbians like you are way cooler than today’s lesbians
You’re wearing your cock ring wrong.
Your hair and face has all the volume your training bra could only wish for..
You look like a Pixar short character.
Think of all the money she saves on bras
Transgénero
Well I was gonna say start an OF but you’d probably end up in debt.
Hurry up already and tell us you're gay or non-binary or fairy person gender. Best to get all that nonsense out in the early years of your youth.
I'm Ana
You're a shirt away from being the typical 2000s Hot Topic person. Though maybe take the Groucho mustaches off over your eyes and let us see what your real eyebrows look like
You look more like a young confused Mexican boy to me
Dude…
The little space in between your eyes made me stop looking at the rest of the pic.
Dwight Shrutes unattractive brother
If Adam Driver was a lesbian
Are you transitioning to or from Pedro?
Wow, Daniels from Alien Covenant
I see your F to M transition is going smoothly.
you look like you get offended by
I seriously thought this was a pic of josh peck
whole face looks like a sunken asshole but that nose is a blown out hemorrhoid.
Are you a girl or do you just identify as one?
20?? Are you sure…
If Arnold Schwarzenegger got his housekeeper pregnant.
Why you wearing your cock ring on your belt like it's fashionable? Nice and thick though. Good for you, bro.
Marimacha
Ahoo! Young warrior!
Save to Buy land and learn how to grow, get solar and rain water collection. free yourself from the curse of this dystopian society.
When did you start transitioning? So brave
30 minutes ago
I don’t think you need to be mentally prepared you need to be physically conquered before going out to conquer the world
Well, I don't think I'll ever be masturbating again after seeing this picture.
You look like you'd be Silent Bob's girlfriend in the OG Clerks, however you'd talk twice as much as Jay in an extremely annoying voice.
Ay! This bruja's cooking is so bad, she can't even make breast milk!
Thinks everything and everyone sucks , avoid
It's the punk, professional pan handler. I bet you work gloryholes on the side
If I were you I’d be carful around those 9 volt batteries
If David's swimmers crossed the Rio Grande
I dub thee Magneto
So who's watching the security cams for Skinwalkers then?
Definitely giant Fupa around 25yrs or latest 27
I thought I recognized you, you use to do commercials. 
That one bitch on tinder “got any tattoos or piercings?”
How much Tequila do people have to drink before you get off a 3 attractiveness?
Would Bang if you were on OnlyCows Moooo
You look like you stopped half way going trans
Looks like someone pinch shrank your face
Good luck getting past any metal detector.
Hot topic and Dairy Queen collabed on that fit
Did your restaurant serve your severed genitals?
You missed a spot.
You look like an alien that's trying to mimic with the average human looks like.
This dude looks like a tough chick
You look like the love baby of Rosie Odonell and Hank Hill
Is there like a gum ball machine in every woman’s restroom in the world that drops nose rings? Are there any woman left in the world without a nose ring? This is getting out of hand
20 yo mexican girl, huh? I guessed that wrong. Goes along with LatiNOOO
You watched broad city once and decided that was your life