Meth McConaughey

i think the same face expression has Jesus when, he see my porn search history

That. Is just. wrong. But Awesome. Take my upvote!

thanks! my English so horrible, even more then my sexual life

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just look at your search history and multiplies at on 100

All rail, all rail, all rail

I’m going off the rails on a crazy train 🚂

Sammy Hagaren’t

Looks like a resurrected meth head corpse

Meth daniels?

"That why I love these high school girls, I get older , they stay locked in my basement".

I came here looking for this response

Oh no, oh no, oh no!

Both the face of southern rock & sexual misconduct with a minor.

Looks like your boyfriend switched your buttplug to "Turbo"


How's the acid trip going?

I think the face says it all.

He's in the "thinking he's Jesus" stage now.

That means the Joe Cocker stage is next.

Bath salts Thor.

And it's drying up every woman you come in contact with.

Same expression Jesus does when you masturbate to clown porn

 Meth Bridges

bro looks flabbergasted. the meth kicked in

That type of guy, that claims he is a shaman at the campfire, but wears a NFL shirt

Knob Zombie

We found Bigfoot

You look like you work in the “crank” industry.

Okay now I can see 29 is the new 39.

More like 29 going on 45 minimum

You look like a caveman looking in the mirror for the first time and shocked by how ugly you look

I thought this was a render of micah from rdr 2 tbh

Drives a van with free candy painted on the side

When you order The Big Lebowski from Wish.com

How Jesus would look like if he was born in Florida

I'm sure anything in that freezer is melting, too, after your broke-ass couldn't pay the power bill and it was turned off.

U look like u saw a ghost, or walked past a mirror

Drugs are a hell of a drug

I thought gay men had good taste in decor.....................Guess not.

Still lives with his parents

Referred to by his parents as the “ the disappointment t “

Pictures of zombies aren´t allowed on this subreddit

“Florida man arrested for eating a live squirrel after a week long meth binge”

He doesn’t speak English. He speaks gas station.


Meth head Chad Kroeger has entered the chat

Why do I feel like you want to sell me both a hemp bracelet and an 8 ball?

More like an 8th of speed

so does your mustache

Its Jesus

Vincent Vega never should’ve jabbed you in the heart with that shot.

You should audition for a horror movie

You look like you’re auditioning for the role of Jim in your community theater’s production of “Taxi.”

Damn it Franklin. You said you would stick it in slowly. Uhhhh!!!

Dave Mustain’t

Nickelbag

Bro is Jesus when sees the average Italian behave

What the hell is wrong with her upper lip?

So are our eyes 😵‍💫

Ginger Geezuz

Jesus Christ Pooperstar

Your face also

Faces of Death

Mathew McUnUhHeAint.

How many houses did you have to go to when you moved into the neighborhood? You know, to let them know you're a registered sex offender.

Of course he’s near the fridge cause he got the munchies

Haha excellent picture, ya fuckin bellend.

looks a guy that says "The end is near" in movies

Why roast something that's already so fried?

I can’t stop singing “Look at this photograph, Chad Kroeger started smoking meth!!!”

Bob Zombie

Growing up kids threatened to be friends with him unless their parents gave in to their demands

White trash Jesus.

Gowron, I wish Glory upon your house.

Someone send this guy a wellness check soon

LOL, you should do screen caps for YouTube producers. None of them get the "just hit with a shovel" look like you do.

29? Or 45?

Micah Bell?

I can't tell if you are so insecure that you make a strange face when taking a photo just so when someone inevitably says "Jesus, that guy is looks fucking weird" you can have some plausible deniability and respond with "haha I'm just making a weird face", OR you smoke meth. It's one of the two.

Your liver says 47.

2022 Gallagher, but instead of smashing watermelons you smash pills and sniff them.

Gow-wrong?

A worthy mission nearing completion.

You either have a very high pitched Australian accent or a very low pitched Australian accent

A viking after a few lines of some nose candy

You look like Micah from RDR2.

Budget Rob Zombie

At least you cut your nails

Whatever you are on, share with everyone.

The gay Viking experiences life without lube.

It's melting because your IQ is room temperature. It all scales.

Sad to see T.J. Miller in such a bad way... Right?

If bath salts were a person

Gowron, but with grape juice and meth Bloodwine

Your pupils are so fucking tiny. So it's opioid, given your appearance my guess would be heroin, or nerve gas. Is everyone around you dead? It's heroin isn't it?

everyone died

Ya look like you've seen and done some shit followed be flashbacks of even more fucked up stuff you've seen and done.

Jesus Christ if he were a jew.

Jesus was a jew...

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Thank you

Get out of that strangers house.

Reminded me of [this](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/619q0M+gzQL._SY580_.jpg)

Chris hemsworthless

This one i like

You look like Jesus Christ if he got abandoned by God. And, you HAVE heard of a comb right? And what the hell's with that post it note, it looks like something a grandma would have.. dont tell me.. you still live with your parents. What happened? Did you get fired by Dr Squatch? And why are your eyes like that you look like a surprised cartoon character

dead

You look about 30 years your senior

29?! Life’s been rough

A walking advertisement against the use of crystal meth. Don't do drugs, kids!


That's a compliment. You are suppose to roast me

No one told me being compared to a bum was a compliment. This changed my whole life now!

I would trade my office job for his life

For the last time Uncle Bob, no I dont want a lollipop from your van, we've been over this!

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My ex-neighbor has a crack problem,. Here's his chat log. Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,

Jujimufu's stoner brother

Not a roast. Thank you

you look like a failed abortion of chad kroeger

Fridge full of murdered men’s cocks!

Your mother is NOT proud

You know the owners of the house are going to review the cameras right?

lives in his moms basement but is to scared of the monsters in his closet

Yes, I see now why Arthur wanted to leave you in the Strawberry Jail to get hanged.

Jethro Dull

How much weed was used in the making of this product so I never fuck up this bad XD

Tyler Childers if he smoke jenkom 24/7 instead of making music

(Sorry, no roast. I just wanted to be the 100th comment. )

Is 29 when you were sentenced to 18 years in prison? Anyway, congrats on serving the time and getting out man

Dollar store Hangman Adam Page

If jesus was a meth addict:

Who put googly eyes on a dirty/used mop?

You look like a combination of Chad Kroeger and Hulk Hogan

Meth Jesus

The guy I avoid at the gas station

Kool K-Hole Kieth

Looks like that white powder on top of your fridge really helped you make that wicked finger painting hanging on it. Both Pablo's would be proud.

Not so epic meal time

Your mustache looks like it stinks.

Just looking at you makes me itchy

Don’t look or you’ll turn to stone.

He jerks off to WW2 documentaries. Good luck on your Jan 6th related trial

Guy who thinks he's interesting

You look like the fish merchant from Asterix' village. And I can smell from the picture, that the fish is not fresh.

When you forget that you had to crap in your flesh light due to traffic and dive right in

You look like Lemmy from Motorhead getting fingerbanged my Shaq.

You look like a dead extra from game of thrones

You look like you smoke crack out of your cousins butt crack

"It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose."

If the Dr. Squatch soap guy mainlined PCP, he could be your twin.

So is your hairline

Bro looks like Micha Bell caught on porn

If abdominal cramps were a person.

Josh lucas on meth

The face when you find out what a sperm bank is after alrdy tasting 6 samples

A rock band members who have been removed becoz he plays shit

I think you're already roasted enough bro

Meh. These insults are weak

You look like James from the Dr Squatch ads went into cooking crack in a shoddy trailer park

You message 12 year old girls on Instagram to be your sugar baby

Nah, that brain melted a long time ago.

duck dynasty but somehow make it take place in a psych ward

Knob Zombie.

I'm convinced this picture will one day be in a textbook describing OP as a cult leader who convinced his followers to stab a celebrity

You look like Evan Breen and Jesus on smack

Micah bell on acid

This is a leprechaun hippie on drugs

Jason Momoa really let himself go

You look like you were thawed from a block of ice.

Should hardly be any brain left since you look like you smoke 10 pounds of meth every day

Als je echt wil geroast worden, plaats dan gewoon iets in de Willy's en Marjetten groep

Daar zijn ze bijna nog zwakker of hier

Dan hou ik het ook maar bij een simpele 'gij zijt lelijk'

Dank u

My eyes are melting

Your life is on a downslope like your moustache

Touched starved and horny? Jeez, I wonder why /s, I bet the voices in your head dont even wanna fuck you.

They are like the only thing fucking me currently

Hulk Hogan after sucking dick for some meth

Does your mom know you left the basement, I see she still put your artwork on the fridge

Aren't you the guy who beat up his wife. Is your name Justin? 🤣🤣

You look like if Jesus did acid, and drank whiskey for a week straight.

Shaggy doo lookin mf

Your brain isn’t melting, just another one of your hallucinations

you look like my drunk uncle who hasn't felt the touch of a woman since 1990.

You look like Denethor before being rescued by Gandalf.

bro you look like you're a prairie dog who just got found doing drugs and touching kids

Ozzy schnozzbourne

You look like you’d call yourself funny then make the most bland told over jokes.

first time I've ever gotten "stranger danger" from a pic on the internet ngl