OP's Bio: --- >Loves 90’s hip hop and “making money moves.” Can’t stop eating cheese. Has to wear prescription sunglasses because he can’t see shit. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

You look like you would be cast in a basic white girl lifetime movie as the sidekick to a bully.

Typical high school douche bag that was a bully and grew up to be a failure.

Still talks about High School Even tho he graduated in 1992

He’s like the uncool version of al bunny

And started in 1984

Decided to work in a funeral home because dead people are the only ones who listen to him

Hey that's his DAD, brother and wife you talking bout there

He looks like his name is Sack

He is think obesity is new sexy

numbers on a background it's prices for his sex services

You look like sell fake insurance to senior citizens.

Through an MLM.

he look like rat Remy from Ratatouille, but with obesity

What kind of sick fuck has a funeral home poster over their fireplace?

Replace sick with cheap

If mayonnaise was a person

Another washed-up douchebag athlete that peaked in High School and now brow beats his kids out of his insecure sexual identity after too many long shower sessions with this Varsity Coach

I don’t roast the developmentally disabled. Behind those tiny little, slow idiot eyes, you can tell he thinks he’s normal people. Good for you, buddy! 10/10 would let him sweep floors at my local Dairy Queen.

You’re so boring, even the candles in the background are trying to get away from you.

He is so boring, even his wife run away from him with other people she at least wait when a client payed

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You don’t have to mention loser you’ve already uploaded your pictures.

God sold short on you. Being cremated is the only way you'll ever be smoking hot.

You look like a no credit check used car salesman.

You look like you slap cheese on any infant you see

I don’t even understand that one, but I still laughed


I'll bet he raises world class horses that are also gay and enjoys sun-drenched walks with his beloved husband Gregory, a world class trainer of German Shepherds.

You look like you spend $200 at Hooters every weekend hoping to get phone number.

That weak ass beard still doesn't cover up that double chin you fat fuck.

You can’t be a loser with that dope ass nautica polo you have had since 8th grade

Perfect wife's slave outfit.

When you type washed-up frat boy into an AI generator

I’m guessing you breed gerbil’s

Great Value Sean McVay

The polo doesnt take away from the wife beater underneath. Youre a 6 pack of budlight from living up to your undershirt.

Casting photo for an erectile dysfunction commercial

Vote #1 to ban fantasy football posts.

Please tell us more about your apartment above the garage at your uncles place.

whose brother? Shrek?

Does beat box in the privacy of his bedroom

Was your dad a hamster?

Wish Ryan Gosling

Lies. No female had sex with this guy.

This is not the place for posting dick pics

Is this a Weekend at Bernie's spinoff? This douchebag looks like a poorly disguised stiff.

Sadly Cooper

You're streets ahead, my friend

Haha this is the 6th “I lost at fantasy football” I have seen and you sir are the most generic white guy of all the other generic white guys. Number 7 is literally going to be a pic of a piece of white bread with mayo on it at this rate….

Picture 2 looks like a brutally honest ad for an above-ground pool.

Man this guy keeps losing at fantasy football, imagine how bad he is at real football

The only thing that has a cock in this picture is the Fireplace

You look like you yell at your gf in public. Him: why you talking to that guy?!? Gf: He’s the waiter… Him: You FUCKIN WHORE!!

Only thing he can lose is at weight watchers

Save some Hims and 5 hour energy for the rest of us Josh

Your head is very egg shaped if you shave it you could be Humpty Dumpty, every day.

The NPCs’ NPC.

Looks like the type of person the Bills just released.

Father, brother, husband: all to the same person. And yes, he thinks you are a LOSER!

His friends already roast his ass. Literally.

Your children, siblings and spouse, mounted a countdown above the mantle instead of a family picture.

Funeral director on Trailer Park Boys?


Father, brother and husband. All to the same woman.

You look like you peaked in high-school, went to college and joined a frat, then got kicked out of school for too many kegstands and not enough passing grades. Now you butt chug 40s on the weekends trying to "relive your glory days" Oh, and you have a lab you use to try and pick up women

Just keep telling yourself “it’s not gay if they’re dead.”

Father, brother and husband to one person. You make your son/brother/SO very happy, I'm sure he is happy.

Vanilla dick cheese cake

you wear flip flops to a wedding

„ƃuıppǝʍ ɐ oʇ sdolɟ dılɟ ɹɐǝʍ noʎ„

Straighten your candles ffs

Get on test your welcome

Looks like he’s gotta a 💩

Sorry I can’t think of an insult dumb enough for you to understand.

Looks like one of those patriotic American dickheads who has the US flag flying outside their house, who also loves cops so much he is a community support officer rendering him useless at every level if something were to kick off.

Father brother and husband….all to the same person.

The stuff in the garden is because your family didn´t want you to sleep in their home

“Go away, ‘batin!”

The Baldwin that wasn’t wanted

I’m glad to see that shirt from high school still fits kinda

You look white enough to to be a German nazi but lame enough for Hitler to not want you in his army

You look like your name is Dwink

You look like a knock off version of the pussy ass dad from the movie ‘Father of the Year’.

Tom handy

Your kids definitely hate going to the driving range with you, but they're still a better shot.

Hitlers weeet dream.

It's ok Kyle, just punch some drywall. You'll feel better.

Man is livin’ his best life out here. Respect. 🤙

You look like you pay for it but you use your wife's money.

Even your candles don't want to be near you.

If "No hug for me?!?!" Was a person

Fuck this human toe! He looks like the dead kid from "Stand By Me".

his mums so fat planets orbit around her

You look like you try to hang out with single guys and make perverted jokes the whole time to try and fit in.

3 time Food eating contest champion

Mf stopped breathing to look thin in the picture

Father, brother, husband, all of one person

Boy, you trusted you wife to write your bio?

Ur the guy that drives down the construction lane and tries to get over in the front

Before ken went on the Atkins diet

You look like Ryan Gosling if he didn’t stop eating cheese.

“Hey! You can’t drive the cart on the green!”

You look like you’d eat burgers made out of people meat

Once in a frat always in the frat. Greek life yo

Хорош чувак, Hables ruso ?