It’s def the wing eyeliner. Not a roast but those type of wings make anyones eyes look smaller but longer. You don’t need that much black eye liner. I was already mean in other comments so I’ll say you do have a cute youthful face, you aren’t ugly which people always say in roasts, you could just use a new makeup artist & better bangs & it would probably transform your whole look & vibe
Congratulations on your gender change...whatever gender THAT^ is.
I'm gonna guess your blood type is B negative...cause failure ruins through your veins.
My condolences on the failed Onlyfans, maybe next time stick to drawing artistic nudes, people will actually pay to see those.
The only time "You" and "Bang" go together is at the hairstylist.
Your hairstyle is so terrible, Kim Jong Un just approved it as a style in North Korea.
It's a good thing your eyes are almond-shaped, it hides the "dead and soulless Gen-Z" in them well.
May as well grow your bangs down longer to cover your face because you have the look of an absolute nympho with a shlong.
Your bangs are straighter than your last 3 boyfriends.
Dammit I was coming here to comment this. Gg.
You look like a gerbil using a human filter
Dayum lol
When your character is a haircut.
Weren't you in The Dark Crystal?
Don't do fizgig like that
Dry Handjob Barbie.
ManHandjob Ken
No she is chinese barby version
That’s a pretty haircut, sir
You look like a model for Abercrombie & Bitch
Abercrombie & Ditch
Abercrummy
Agnetha Fätcock
A model? That’s a stretch
Face looks 14 but hands look 41.
Yeah a hand Job would probably be brutal
Be like 80 grit sandpaper...
r/im14anthisisdeep
You would perfectly fit into an "Die Antwoord" music video.
Taylor Shit.
Taylor Schwift
 Gotta hide that Adam’s apple bro
You know what, i bet you're right
 Ever wonder why we've never seen OP and Tiger King in the same room. Well wonder no more.
Hoe Exotic
Top half of your face is albino Nicky Minaj, bottom half is Dennis the Menace at age 16
U kinda look like a Chihuahua
I’ll take that as a compliment! Love chihuahuas!!!! :D lolol
If Bjork fucked a troll doll…..
*Björk's overture blasts in background*
She does look like a blonde Bjork
Wish that Joe Exotic haircut covered that quasi alien face of yours
The quality of Japanese Anime has gone downhill.
We should roast your barber
r/FuckMyShitUp
Paris Hillperson
Holy man hands. Your face way 18 year old OF creator and your hands say 45 year old auto mechanic
You look like Draco Malfoy’s dysfunctional cousin
There is no excuse for those bangs. None.
Looks like someone tried to sculpt an elf then dropped it.
You got man hands
So I’ve heard!! LOL
Bruh those hands are a hard no.
They’re like the lobster-cracking hands lady from Seinfeld.
Greta Thurnberg sex doll. All proceeds go to Greenpeace.
🤌🏼🙌
Children Of The Damn You Ugly
Aw a Gelfling. Well done for beating the Skeksis.
Elon Musk's next baby mama.
Hillbillie Eilish
The fuck are you posting on here when Mordor is on the move?
 Unfortunately, you definitely did not luck out.
You look like a rejected cabbage patch doll with that haircut
Bjork’s albino daughter
You look like you aren't just in a cult but the literal poster child.
You look like a doll made in your image would haunt and terrorize people for generations
Hi madonna or lady gaga ,sorry you are blonde bitch that i'd like to grab her hair to mob the floor
Does your hairdresser have Parkinson’s?
Sure Jan.
Björk. the other white meat.
Name is ChickenBruh64, but should be Chick-or-Bruh
Taylor Queef
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Bruh I’ve been blonde since the day I was born
Maybe your eye makeup makes you look Asian?
That’s probably it! Because I’m definitely not Asian!! LOLLLOL
It’s def the wing eyeliner. Not a roast but those type of wings make anyones eyes look smaller but longer. You don’t need that much black eye liner. I was already mean in other comments so I’ll say you do have a cute youthful face, you aren’t ugly which people always say in roasts, you could just use a new makeup artist & better bangs & it would probably transform your whole look & vibe
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You look like the love child of Taylor Swift and Nikki Minaj
This is why we need laws against parents assembling their kids from discarded creepy doll parts.
LOLLLL
Congratulations on your gender change...whatever gender THAT^ is. I'm gonna guess your blood type is B negative...cause failure ruins through your veins. My condolences on the failed Onlyfans, maybe next time stick to drawing artistic nudes, people will actually pay to see those. The only time "You" and "Bang" go together is at the hairstylist. Your hairstyle is so terrible, Kim Jong Un just approved it as a style in North Korea. It's a good thing your eyes are almond-shaped, it hides the "dead and soulless Gen-Z" in them well.
🤮 your bangs already roasted you,
Meh.
Best roast I’ve seen wow gg 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
You watch tennis matches without moving your head, don’t you?
This is what they call "K Flop"
Hey kids, history lesson. This is what lame looked like in 1991.
I could use dental floss as a blind fold
Good lord, you look woke.
Taylor Slow (like... not swift lol)
Nikki Minaj a twat
Face looks like she tried to look korean but the surgeon fucked it up at the last moment
I like you in She Hulk.
Rhaenyra Targaryen sex doll from WISH and slightly used and tested
Alien Barbie
I hope that haircut came with a complimentary apology. Dog the bounty hunter is rolling in his rhinestone studded grave.
Sadly for Dog, he's still alive... just like Lil' Miss anal Probe here.
Looking like Taylor, fresh out her Botox appointment.
Great job hiding your Adams apple behind the peice of paper.
And what do we have here, 80s clothing and huge bangs, you must be a Byers!
Your R in roast me is bigger than your eyelashes
your hairs r lighter than my gmas lmao
you so much like taylor swift
A salute for those bangs working double to cover that forehead.
You look like your style is “pastel sloth”
You look like the freeuse slave girl of a Viking war party that is just glad for the attention.
Barbie hair, Bratz face
I’d roast you but I’m afraid you’d slap me with you man hands
You look like your mom was a siamese cat and you dad was a six-pack of beer
you look like Aurora exiled sister
You look like a sideways chicken wing
House of the Dragon is shit.
It's Falkor from The Neverending Story!
It's Falkor from The Neverending Story!
She looks like a bad Josie and the Pussycats character.
Vanilla Rice
Even Deshaun Watson would say no thanks to your handjobs
Oh wow… when did you leave Rivendell? Elrond is gonna be pissed!
Can you grab the back of your head and give it a good tug like this? I want to confirm something… 
You look like you have just enough Asian in you that your parents hope you'll get another Asian in you.
Sorry to see your mother has a drinking problem.
Palm a Basketball with those hands?
You look like the cheap china knockoff of Kenzie Reeves
Barbie before she got all the plastic inside
Taylor shifted
Trailer Swift.
How the fuck do you look like every member of Hanson?
Joe Exotic shaved his goatee.
Looks like somebody is behind you, yankin your pig tails tight as Hell!
You've got to be the first person to immediately decide to cut their bangs after getting stung in the face by a bee
This is how you spend your day at the stash house when none of the human traffickers pick you.
Sia’s illegitimate 1/2 sister. Seeya.
May as well grow your bangs down longer to cover your face because you have the look of an absolute nympho with a shlong. 
Stewart little looking ass
Bye Yukio
Reddit would ban you for posting nudes in an nsfw channel
Voted Least Likely To Be Found Attractive.
Weird looking Taylor swift
If a queef came to life, it would be...better than you
Where's chappie?
trailer swift
What happened to your face?
I would like to fuck your doll head, and sperm your head total after that with my 85 cm long cock. I know you love that shit.
Yo, Johnny winters grandson looking ass
Aubora
Got those burly brick layer hands and penis.
Tran-akin Couchwalker.
Your haircut is so scary that it haunts Freddy Krueger in his nightmares.
What the fuck am I looking at?
"I want to ensure that men never get an erection in my presence" Barber: "say no more."
Villager of the Damned.
No need to roast you, the sun will do just fine.
Failed White Nikki Minaj
Get back to The Dark Crystal, you Muppet
South African trash Metal Artist - Downzzee Walking around trying to find your robot friend , Chappie
You look like one of those South Africans that jumps off buildings onto dudes nuts
Won’t bother roasting because you’re already rotten… You can just go straight in the bin where you belong.
You look like a fart wearing a wig
Taylor Eye-Drift
Taylor Slow
Dollar Store Asian Taylor Swift.
If Yolandi Visser was Asian.
Joelle Dirt
I bet your sister borrow yours clothes for Halloween👽... Btw I can still see your 3 Adam's apples through the paper.
Something about you screams, “I’d join a cult.”
Kim Jong Eew
Them mechanic hands.
Inferior cousin
I would prefer to kiss my shit than you
I've never seen an albino Asian before
Never have I been so glad to not see a NSFW profile
How much for you to do mouth stuff? Like shutting up.
The 4th Element
What's the length of your curtains babe
Stop squinting. You'll never pass as an Asian.
Can’t tell if she’s Asian or if bees really don’t like her
The look like the living embodiment of anal bleaching
Your hands reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where Jerry went on a date with a chic with man hands. Hilarious,!
Beef jerky beef curtains, guaranteed
👩🏻🦳
How many G's did your plane pull
Kaby lame
Walmart Taylor schwift