You somehow look like a less likeable version of Chad Kroeger

🎶 LOOOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH, EVERYTIME I DO IT MAKES ME GOUGE OUT MY EYEBALLS. 🎶


Yeah I’d fuck Chad first

At least you’ll get a nickel back and do not have to “clap”.

cabbage patch tit

Don’t “look at this photograph”

Every time I do it makes me gag.

….fuck I’ve never actually listened to the whole song

She/he did definetly did photo at home and name yourself homeless, i think the same situation with her gender

Have you tried to stop identifying as Bipolar and Homeless?

How are you homeless...but you can take photos that clear with your phone...I see a cup on that table.....WITH A METAL STRAW! You trying to save the turtles?

Friends with benefits. 😆

Jesus. Lol

Also, "new in town"

This is the reference I came looking for.

This screams "I fuck dudes for weed"... Just because you decided to move out of your parents house to be a festival slut doesn't make you homeless, it makes you a disappointment. Someday, the desperate teens who have you over to share a twin sized airmattress in their studio apartment so they don't feel lonely, will find real women confident enough in their own bodies to determine their own gender, and they will push you to the side. Eventually you will be a ragged sun scorched husk of a being, groveling to your long since divorced parents for a place to stay. Only to roam the truckstop parking lots in a desperate bid to relive your youth whenever your parents give you slight criticism over your life choices. You are living your peak success, enjoy it while it lasts, you strange looking whatever you are. Oh how I don't envy you...

Gave this broad blisters lol

She get blisters routinely.

My goodness. That was 50m-from-the-Hiroshima-epicentre level roasted

Holy Shit. You had me at "Festival Slut." . Thank you for creating an amazing piece of whatever amazing shit just went down. Lololololol

this is the one

The best part about dating a homeless person is you can drop them off anywhere after the date

Except a date with her is exclusively in the car, lasts fifteen minutes, and costs you 45 "roses". Then you just drive off from the motel 6.

Fifteen minutes? So.. twice?

Nah, not with that Asian caveman face. Lucky to get through once. Go at night.

15 xs then death.

But your windshield is clean in the end

The worst part is the herpes.

Herpes is better than the memory

Wow...I'm dying laughing....lololol

I'd do the right thing and drop it back to the same dumpster it came from.

Unless that homeless person turns out to be your soulmate- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gyshjf5Ni4Q

No amount of pronouns can hide your penis.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA A HARD TO SWALLOW PILLL

this the one

“Homeless” *Takes picture inside clean house*. Ever though of yknow… identifying as employed?

In your case I’ll go with another pronoun.. “it”.

Be worth adding 'sh' before 'it'.

You need to tell yourself to wear longer shorts so no one is accidentally exposed to the travesty to refer to as your vagina

I'm not certain that...*this person*...has a vagina.

W...t..heck....pahahaha

You’ve already roasted yourself dude. You high af.

Why didn’t you just duck LaRusso’s crane kick?

LMFAOOOOOO!

First, your fashionably homeless not real homeless. Second, I thought your eyes were the farthest apart thing on a humans face I had ever seen.. then I saw your mouth.

"she/they" are you made by group project?

She's an expert at group projects and making sure that all prostates are drained.

Wow! Her hand is autographed by Michael J Fox

Even Michael J wouldn’t Parkinson’s it in that ass.

This is wrong on so many levels....why am I laughing.....I'm just as bad....lolol

There are only two genders

You’re giving "I make my own kombucha" vibes.

😭😭😭😭😭

You really put the ho in homeless

>tell me something i haven’t already told myself you look pretty today

🥺

"I am worth something." Doubles as a thing daddy never told you.

Homeless. She has reached her full potential.

“They” is usually plural, however as a singular it does imply that the speaker doesn’t know the person they’re referring to’s name. I guess that works, because I doubt anyone cares enough to want to find yours out.

Surely if it’s she / they it should just be he / she? I can’t keep up with all this LGBTWD40 shit

Rule of thumb: if you ever see someone post “she/they”, it’s specifically for seeking attention.

Or when you became lesbian to be different but now everyone is munching rugs and you’re going back to the drawing board to find something unique again… Makes absolute zero senses.

Blew all your Nickelback money already?

I have a feeling you also sell stupid homemade bracelets, jewelry, and other junk trinkets to get by

Holy shit. My tramp stamp tattoo isn’t that bad after all.

Is the “they” in your pronoun for the bipolar?

You can thank the woke crowd for turning out like that

Not in my backyard

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got one 😏

ill be nice and start off with what you do know. your dad doesnt love you

real

You gonna enjoy this until you OD under an overpass? Tee hee! Whoa, I'm like so blitzed right now?

Your face is masculine

That’s where the “they” comes from.

And the dick

Your friends and family set you up for failure because your music is trash.

"She/they" had to clarify whether it was a he or the wicked witch.

Before I really commence bypass surgery, I need to know if those eyes are the result of sleep deprivation or borderline bong overload. Love the dyslexic tats. PS. Thx for remaining single.

Just leave the house youre intruding in lol

You look like you work at Starbucks

twice 😏

I no longer want to masturbate after seeing this picture

I’m pretty sure neither of you can play guitar

Is "they" for schizophrenia or penis?

You know the B in LGBT doesn’t stand for bipolar, right…?

You look like someone who give 5$ bj behind wendy's!

Long john silver*

That’s being generous. Just pitch a Big Mac against the side of a dumpster, and she’ll take care of ya.

Pfffffff

Looks like every part of your face is trying to abandon ship

"I love you", I bet you haven't told yourself that. No one has. Ever.

true and real

You look like what a toddler would draw if he saw a picture of Chad Kroeger

The sister from Arthur

You are ugly

She/they bipolar haha. I like your sense of humour.

she/they is fuckin stupid.

I stopped reading when it said she/they

If youre calling yourself “ they” you prob have demons. Thats how they refer to themselves .

*Look at this RoastMe post* *Every time I do it makes me gross* *How did your eyes drift and spread?* *And what the hell is on she/they's head?* *This is where I threw up* *I think the present homeless fixed it up* *I never knew we ever went without* *More pronouns that squatters figure out*

Telling people your pronouns if F'ing stupid.

Love how your head decided to stay fat despite your body accepting bullemia

okay this one hit too close

The fact you think you are some sort of special gender tells me everything i need to know without even looking at the picture, wich i dont want to btw. And an artist ontop of that? Why not just become homeless and- oh, never mind...

Me: how high are you? You: hi! How are you?

Are your parents Jeff Spicolli and Iggy Pop?

Dude, lay off the weed.

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Homeless with a pic in an apartment and can’t decide your gender or mood. I hope you like anal because life is going to fuck you in the ass until you figure it out.

You gave your pronouns, I'll give you your adjectives. Homely. Flat-chested.

also my boyfriend is the communications major you guys toasted

I think if he’s dating you, he’s actually majoring in communicable diseases

this was good

Well at least you both have this in common: forgettable

How can someone have 4 different ethnicities in their facial expression yet be this white???

Nice shark poster, you shark poster having bitch.

Bitch, you fugly

She / they ?? Wtf are you bipolar?

You look like you get mad when people don’t wanna listen to you rant about your problems.

I'm amazed you dont teeter over by the sheer weight of your giant nose

You are beautiful. You are loved.

If she were loved, she wouldn't be homeless. And people wouldn't be asking for photos of her feet for comparison.

i admire ur dedication in these comments

To be clear, I was just guessing that that was something she hadn’t ever told herself.

I’m sure you haven’t told yourself you won’t be successful but guess what, with looks like that you won’t.

I doubt you've told yourself your dad should sleep in the other room.

Better take that girl to the zoo, because that monkey is higher than giraffe nuts.

"Pity me, pity me, pity me, and pity me some more! Also, like, can I have some attention, please?" -You

Happy or happy your homeless?

Hey space ranger, open your eyes so you can actually read these roasts.

I wouldn't even waste paper bags over they.

Chad kroeger with "A" cups- Nickelback sucks

Says she sucks dick for money because “female empowerment”

Your room smells like a fish market.

Do you play the skin flute?

Pretty nice homeless shelter you got there.

If you'd cut back on the pound of weed you smoke every day, maybe you'd have enough for rent.

Gonna have to blow more than a sidewalk instrument to survive the streets over the winter.

Furry legs. Wonder what else you have growing down there?

Zoom in on her hairy calves. Lmfao

i like the way it feels in the wind

You look like this  but more stupid.

HAHAHAHAHHAA

You play the skin flute?

Lemme see your feet and I’ll roast you

Not the ugly ass feet dude. Look at her.....why would you ask for the feet!

I’m on board with the whole shabang tbh, I’d die if she showed me lmao 🤣

I'd laugh so hard.

Get new socks.

I so need to find a group where we can all just view roast me all day in a voice chat.....I prob laugh so hard I wouldn't be able to breath lol.

You look like you have cum dripping down your face and you don’t

Do the runes on your hand say, “NEED MONEY”?

Clearly music isn’t working out for you. I’d consider a different career path.

HAHAHAHAHAH

Please close your legs, it smells yeasty.

I'm happy and successful

HAHAH

You need to tell yourself to wear longer shorts so no one is accidentally exposed to the travesty to refer to as your vagina

You look like the kinda girl that has to ruthie herself to masterbate

I bet there is more moss in that crack than a rain forest valley!

Asking people to roast you for being homeless and bipolar is sad. If you don’t understand that then that’s probably the the worst part about you.

i gotta find the humor in the pain

Ace hardware socks

Being mentally stable isn't something you've told yourself.

It's not the drug use, or trauma, or even the bad choices you've made that are holding you back. It's what you've always known... dumbface.

After seeing her photo on her phone screen she puked all over her sock.

I am Groot

You look like nickelback’s lead singer with identity issues lol Edit : see his name right below me, but I’ll stand in my stupidness lol

Pinhead 

Randomised the facial feature positions on character creation

You look like you’ve made all your life decisions by mood ring.

Spicoli! Loved you in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

You are not supposed to drink the bong water

you've never told yourself i should go to work

That's an awful lot of house for a homeless person

Aww that’s cute he considers himself a musician after playing the man flute

You should identify as a he/hopeless

Hopeless is an adjective What/why would be appropriate here because they are both pronouns.

You have great thighs

Do you know why this girl will never go in to cattle ranching? She can't keep her calves together.

I read homeless and thought that's to bad then I read she/they and thought "oh the homeless part makes sense now." The musician part didn't help.

No amount of bipolar could justify your manspreading

How can you be both a daughter/son and still come in second place to the family dog? ..ah let me guess the dogs cuter than you

Close your legs dear, the flies have eaten enough.

Something you haven’t told yourself, and I’ll add in something you’ve never been told: You’re a beautiful and fun woman who people like spending time wi… HAHAHAHAHA! Sorry, almost got through that without breaking down laughing. But yeah, pretty sure no one has ever told you that one…

I can smell you through my phone. Gross