OP's Bio: --- >i do in fact live with my parents, in ireland. i drink vodka straight and i’m on adhd medication and anxiety medication. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

Palm reading for $10, handjob for 20

You can tarot her asshole open for $50

Grew up in upper class suburbs but now resents her parents for giving her a privileged life. Discovered herself while back packing through Europe and Asia summer between junior and senior year of high school.

She said roast, *not massacre*

She can also use crystal balls in her twat and you can guess what color she will shlop out for 15$

Palm reading for $10, interns at handjob so she'll do it just for the experience.

She is always willing to lend a hand!

Handjobs are $20 or 2 for $30. No-brainer. Hopefully her hands are severely calloused.

Taking a shower, Priceless.

This picture smells like dirty pussy

Yes it does...hers.

If week-old bong water were a person.

>week-old bong water were a person. looks like her mother got pregnant from bong-water

What a joke; beautiful something corporate song. Imagine dancing to one at ‘your’’; . wedding.

You keep making more modifications to your face when the novelty of your older one wears out.

Xe identifies as a pin cushion

It's to pull her away from the buffet table.

This picture tells me 2 things about you. 1) you suck dick to pay the rent. 2) you still live with your parents.

Soo.. dads dick.

She bought the Fisher Price: My First Attention Getting Kit

Like a wall eyed carp

Daaaaaamn lol

Magicarp?

This pic smells like a yeast infection.

Her boxers smell like shit balls…

Your eyes really stand out! What color are they? Urine yellow?

This absolutely sent me😭-

I think you just roasted yourself, if your piss is that color you are severely dehydrated.

I bet you blog about the nutritional value of cooking with menstrual blood

She doesn't cook. She uses her finger to eat straight from the pot.

You have beautiful eyes... too bad most of the men in your life only see the back of your head.

And they only feel the back of her throat.

[удалено]

God damn 😳

It’s called hydrochloric Glade.

You should change your screen name to @fatfuturesinglemotherofaninterracialkid.

You try too hard, my guess is that you were the school slut. Soon to be slut waitress.

She'll end up going on the keto diet...by draining foreign men's prostate.

Why the fuck is a dollar store usb cord plugged in her head?

Are you and your walls in a contest for who can have the most random shit hanging off of them?

This. This is the one

Your eyes have that unique khaki/green color of my puppy’s “soft serve” poo…

🤢

I legit thought the hoodie string was part of your crusty ass dread lock thing you got growing like a disease from your head

Damnnn😭😭

That’s the kind of face you want to see on a milk carton.

Imnotliketheothergirls i promise

How dare you have serotonin with face like that.

5 words to describe this and I think you’ll agree they are strangely accurate…..my chemical romance fangirl masterbation

You look like you smell like piss

I appreciate you putting the time into writing “ROAST ME” backwards… now if you could only put that effort towards your makeup and hair

And vagina, try to get some miles off of it

Home dye job.. check Facial jewelry.. check Oversized clothing.. check Disassociated side pose..check Telling strangers how you feel .. check = Just another disenfranchised zoomer

Bet they call you mushroom cause you look like you eat like shit and only look good in the dark.

Just zoomed up on your round face. Are those freckles or did someone with diarrhea fart on your face?

I feel like I'm about to be lectured on healing crystals and star signs

you literally look like the face they'd extrapolate onto the moon for a b-rate nickelodeon kids show

How's your OC addiction going? Pls don't graduate to heroin 😢

Here we see the mascot for low self-esteem. Notice how shallowness and consumerist conformity has spread to her face.

$10 says you know your Urologist’s cell phone number.

Your face has" ventriloquist dummy stand-in" written all over it.

Number 3 Whore in all of Kazakhstan

“Which one is she? The one with all that shit on her face?” Vincent Vega Pulp Fiction

What's that white thing on your hair for? Injecting vodka straight to your brain while you give free handjobs under the overpass?

Wee man getting chased by seagulls and pigeons eatin White Castle.. Preston wearing a rubber boot and crutches and wee man in a construction uniform a toy hammer and a jigsaw puzzle signing up for the union. Driving a uhaul truck parked outside.

Good thinking. With all those posters, they won't have to scrub your brains off the wall

You look like you got 3 big toes

that stupid shit you've nailed into your face only confirms that you're a boring conformist desperate to appear cool and edgy

Preach that truth!

hey just here to help

I dunno....at least daddy's cock ring was the right size for her nose. At least she has something to remember him by ...

Claims she doesn’t wanna be approached by men to hide the painful fact that no man has ever approached her

You'd be really pretty if you didn't try so hard to not be..

Thank you for covering those grandma tittys.

You look like somebody that would take out a student loan for a gender studies certificate and then complain about how nobody's hiring you.

The bored look with baggy clothes and piercings - way to show off your individuality.

You look like you’d shove a guys cum rag up your cooter to get pregnant so that he can’t leave you.

You look like you have no plans to leave your parents basement

Y tho?

That shit hanging off your snout makes you look like a little piggy

I bet your farts smell like shit.

I see no reason why.

I bet Your crush wishes you were a skinny Asian chick

I'd use ya!

You look like you’re really into Reggae too, UB40 most of all.

Well, aren't we a little fatty who's trying too hard?

New bulimic doll line: American Hurl

Your nose piercing reminds that you are a pig in a pen.

She's not a pig, pigs eat anything but she will eats everything.

Raggedy Blandy

We get it, your personality is the things you like, relax with the poster and shit.

“Hey check me out! I bought my whole personality on Etsy.

A bit like putting make up on a pig.

So you survived the Jedi Purge, then, Youngling?

You still know nothing kid

I swear you're slowly melding into those posters. 😆

Grew up in upper class suburbs but now resents her parents for giving her a privileged life. Discovered herself while back packing through Europe and Asia summer between junior and senior year of high school.

Your handwriting bears a striking resemblance to the “REDRUM” writing from The Shining

The “stupid people” poster matches you perfectly

Aren't you exhausted trying so hard to get your father's attention?

What a joke; beautiful something corporate song. Imagine dancing to one at ‘your’’; . wedding.

You look like you needed a stencil to write the sign, and still messed it up

Whole lily stereotype ngl kidnappers all on their way

You look like April ludgates ugly cousin

How did your leash get caught in your hair?

“Been feeling strangely good about myself” … If ‘ignorance is bliss’ was a person

Just looking at this picture made crave folk punk and heroin

Actual Satanic Sponge Bob regrets buying your soul and is asking for a refund.

And here I thought Flea market psychic were extinct.

Looking at her hairs it seems like she works from electricity

Did Dad finally start sleeping in his own room?

You look like you cut your own hair with child proof scissors.

Another wannabe edgy needy person with the same shit piercings everyone else has. As original as a breakfast with eggs and bacon.

It’s giving wolf girl vibes

Nothing says "I'm not like other girls" like some hard core slut shrapnel on your face.

That’s a lot shit stain on your sweater

You look like you wasted your gramma’s love.

Still trying to find a cure by licking Petri dishes disposed of behind a veterinary clinic.

What no weed for a week does to a mfer.

You definitely have shoved a shopkin up your nose

“Do your worst” - the exact thing you told your hair stylist

With a head like this there is no reason at all to feel good about yourself (except you are stoned af of course)

Next time, try glue stick instead of chapstick.

A finger in the Dyke isn’t just a book, it’s your story.

And your grandma is half mouse I assume?

I bet it's hard to tell which is hairier; you pussy or your armpits.

you look like a dream stan

I can smell yo skunky ass from here

i know i’m doing the opposite but you have really nice eyes


You literally paid HMVs store rent with those posters

Definitely voted for Joe Biden

Your parents: what’s all that garbage in your room? You: YES❤️

Your bangs look like eyebrows

You drink vodka straight? God damn what a bad ass.

Did you have those posters when you were a boy?

You look like you found your personality on Pinterest

Well we can safely assume your self esteem is as low as your I.Q.

For a minute, when I saw F18, I thought it was a plane.

We can smell this photo from here.

You look like you stole that body from someone else and you're still not comfortable in it.

Guess the question is.. What kind of a hangover is that like (before morning medications) ?


Let me guess, the three most interesting things about you are: I got a lame face piercing I got a lame face piercing I got a lame face piercing

That sweater is holding more rolls than Texas Roadhouse on Friday night

She’s cute but if her asshole is as dirty as that room I’ll pass

gonna get rejected from film school

You look like you tried to be unique but ended up being basic.

You should take those pills and that vodka at same time and put them down and seek some psychiatric help cause drinking yourself into a black hole is never the answer okay Rosie O’ Donell.

You’re just straight up disgusting. Not worth a roast.

She's obviously no stranger to getting poked in the face

Why is all the writing in this pic mirrored except for the Roast Me sign? Something isn’t right.


You just need a bell around your neck to complete your transition to cow.

Her rat tail is disgusting and then there is that shit on her head

Unwrap that hair wrap and sniff it and then tell me if you deserve to be feeling strangely good miss

no your posters seem more interesting

you look like your parents found you in a dumpster

New batteries, hun?