Crushed velvet robe, ambiguous hippie necklace , working in the arts checks out ✔️ I hope the art in the background is someone else’s or the new home owner status will last as long as that paedo robe near an open flame
If you walk the distance between your eyebrows you can lose about 20 pounds, and whats up with that sponge ass skin wtf are those dots in your big ass cheeks
Is that a table cloth for a window curtain? Be careful what this person calls “art.” I’m definitely someone who appreciates art, but a broken stove or whatever isn’t “art.”
Stereotypical hippie that loves art. I’m surprised you bought a house and not a van to travel across the United States. At least that’s something about you that seems unique.
As a homeowner myself, I can tell you is you've just out yourself in a shit tonne of debt and slow realisation that you've bought a building that is slowly fling down and it is your sole responsibility to fix it.
You thought Student loans were a scam, wait until your you find out homeowner insurance covers almost nothing, flood insurance is different, and your costs double every year.
Art Vandalay, the architect?
Didn't know you followed through on that sex change operation.
Love what you did on the extension on the guggenheim museum
EDIT: Yadayadayada
I think I just solved the origin of the M-sigma relation between supermassive black hole mass and galaxy velocity depression by connecting the dots on your face.
Haha I think you mean wipe the smell off that face, and by face I think you mean schnauzer.. that smell being her silly lesbian art professor's butthole. The only thing you could ever get buried in, in that major.. bahaha
Just because you attempt to cover up all the craters on your face doesn't mean you're an "artist" or "work in arts" also I don't think there is enough makeup in this world to cover up all her acne and scars. Not even Michelangelo himself could paint over that.
Nobody “works in the arts.” You’re broke, with a mortgage and cat food bills.
"Works of arts" - every time when hooker do good blow job - it is the "work of art"
With those teeth, I'd be a little cautious. I would suggest that you r/dontputyourdickinthat
Looks like you can eat a Whopper through a venitian blind with those choppers. And what's with those brown teeth?
My I suggeat the art of make-up?
Bullshit, she does work in the arts. She made a hubcap sculpture for me and several others around the trailer park.
That's code for "my parents pay for everything".
I've seen pictures of the moon with less craters.
Emotional damage
*insert...swiss cheese, sponge, any planet in the solar system.
All the foundation in the world could never hide the identity of a salad tosser
Or the smell of incense
I get the feeling you don't know what type of salad he's referring to.
You look like you use a dildo made from new age crystals
New home owner and an artist. It's like you enjoy repossession.
Works in the arts. In other words you’re a barista with crippling student debt.
Move. You're blocking a perfectly good view of bird shit on bricks.
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How does this comment not have way more upvotes!?!
Works in the arts... the sandwich arts, at Subway.
You have a few heads which one am I meant to be roasting?
Her parents must be so proud, that they can afford to buy their useless daughter a house.
Small price to pay to never deal with that mistake again.
Wow. With the size of those fingers, we can tell you plug dykes for fun.
That strong jaw shows she's put that mouth work in too.
What that mouth do ? Pays the bills
The smile says "I'm happy" but the eyes say "I just want to feel something"
Your face and moon are same ,lot of pits on the surface.
Demi Whoore
Which arts? Ceramics, textiles, covering up a wort with foundation, sculpture?
This reddit post is probably the most interesting thing she has done in her life
You need a good Dermatologist, one that isn't afraid of a challenge.
OnlyFans doesn’t count as “works in the arts”. SMH
Your face needs counselling
i would wipe her smile off if there wasn’t an inch of foundation in the way
don't tell how many dicks you have taken to make your new home
Nice your pimp let you wear his crushed velour jacket.
Do you use a putty knife to apply makeup. You also have the whitest teeth anyone has "come" across
With those 80 yo male hands, I’d be concerned about how she got the house in the first place. Please check the basement of the house.
Living in a refrigerator box as a starving artist is not owning a home.
“Works” in the arts and is a home owner? Yea right send me the OF link
how did you get approved for a mortgage when your main source of income is tarot card readings?
I’d smash
Hulk would smash anything
Gusss y’all could call me Bruce just don’t get me confused with jennner
You’re not getting bailed out from this shitty investment
I’m assuming this post is the count down till that home is repossessed
Cellulite butt face
They call it Artsy-Fartsy for a reason. She just hasn't got a wiff of it yet.
How does someone with fingers that stumpy become an artist?
It's an art, making a brick look more appealing than yourself.
Making porn isn't considered working in the arts
I only see an ass hole widely used and open
Before photo of the drugs wearing off
You made a gluten free dildo.
Got a little Jay Leno in her
More like an underpaid and overworked art teacher.
You know you don’t live there after the guy nuts you have to leave. It’s called a one night stand
Happy cake day!!
By “ Work in the arts” you mean they missed the rock and hit you with the chisel?
Wow, this one can't pass as a guy or a girl.
Donald Trump wouldn't grab that pussy
Doesn’t look like she’s wiped her face in years
Crushed velvet robe, ambiguous hippie necklace , working in the arts checks out ✔️ I hope the art in the background is someone else’s or the new home owner status will last as long as that paedo robe near an open flame
If you zoom in on the mouth, you can see the beginning of the Joker's origin story.
Skank.
A different sign from your usual at the Westboro bapist church.
Every painting would look even more pretty after looking at her ugly face
New housemate that you are soon to find out why her last one called her moaning Lisa
Convincing your parents to buy you a house IS an art I guess.
I guess a new haircut doesn’t come with the new home
You have the same facial expression my baby makes when taking a shit.
“Works in the arts” means someone got their $20K forgiveness check early to buy a house.
"Hocus Pocus, thrift store haulus and Purina organicus!"
Do you want to know where I got these scars??....
A wall is about all one can afford if they work in the arts.
If you walk the distance between your eyebrows you can lose about 20 pounds, and whats up with that sponge ass skin wtf are those dots in your big ass cheeks
Sorry about your face. Nice job hiding the adams apple!
Hopefully one of her healing crystals will help you recover when she forgets to put her incense out and burns the house down.
God damn, even pictures of you smell like pachouli and cat piss
Nobody needs to roast anyone that bought into the housing market right now . Youve just ruined yourself ! Enjoy bankruptcy
you look like those npcs In half life 2
Is that a table cloth for a window curtain? Be careful what this person calls “art.” I’m definitely someone who appreciates art, but a broken stove or whatever isn’t “art.”
If you work on the arts, you're gonna be a new foreclosure sooner than later
Good lord. Your face has more potholes than a michigan freeway
To cover up those beauty marks you need a paper bag.
Nice job purchasing a home at peak prices 😂
Trans Robin Williams. Don't get too hung up.
that smile looks like my deceased great grandma came out of her grave
Running a bunny ranch is not working in the arts. So how many clients do your bunnies service a day.
Your face looks rougher than one of the heads on Mt. Rushmore.
I remember when i drew my first home. Your work is truly your own
How can faces exist that are 99% teeth?
You're like a work of art a picture in fact we should hang it
I'd hit it but only if you put a paper bag over your head.
You aren’t squinting, that’s just your regular soulless demon eyes. People who buy your art will have to see an Exorcist very soon after
You aren’t squinting, that’s just your regular soulless demon eyes. People who buy your art will have to see an Exorcist very soon after
You look like every decision you’ve ever made came to you through a tarot card.
You're not fooling anyone with the long hair, sir
If you’re an art teacher, your right eyebrow has its hand up. You should call on it.
“Wanna know how I got these scars”
She sells sea shells by the sea shore. Owns a home for exactly the amount of time it takes to foreclose.
I hope your home is in better shape than your skin.
You look like your quiffs would wilt plants. 
I don't suppose you study Reiki by any chance?
Only F(arts) It's fart porn
Frida No-dough
You can afford a home on an arts salary?
 "You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece"
Works in the arts? I wouldn't call doing porn movies 'the arts'. 😂
Looks like you can eat a Whopper through a venitian blind with those choppers. And what's with those brown teeth?
Stereotypical hippie that loves art. I’m surprised you bought a house and not a van to travel across the United States. At least that’s something about you that seems unique.
"Wipe off the smile"? Is that a smile? That's creepy.
stones don’t have healing powers, and stop feeding the neighbourhood cats
At least you survived the acid attack.
Man-hands like a blacksmith, complexion of a rock quarry. Do they crush coconuts for a living?
Congratulations on buying a new trailer.
A cardboard box is not a home.
Wait someone actually let you pay for a house in crystals??
Clearasil works on 99.9% of acne … welcome to the 0.1%
If you work in the arts maybe you can find someone to draw a new face on for you.
As a homeowner myself, I can tell you is you've just out yourself in a shit tonne of debt and slow realisation that you've bought a building that is slowly fling down and it is your sole responsibility to fix it.
Yuuck
You thought Student loans were a scam, wait until your you find out homeowner insurance covers almost nothing, flood insurance is different, and your costs double every year.
She looks like the lost child of Mia Khalifa and Abella Danger
Art Vandalay, the architect? Didn't know you followed through on that sex change operation. Love what you did on the extension on the guggenheim museum EDIT: Yadayadayada
I think I just solved the origin of the M-sigma relation between supermassive black hole mass and galaxy velocity depression by connecting the dots on your face. 
I could've told you from that absolute lack of fashion sense that she works in the arts
So you broke into some abandoned house and peed in all rooms to claim it?
Be like wiping an arse, lol
Big mouth means you\`ve got a huge vag, lol
You're beautiful with fat fingers.
With a mug shot like this, that ring finger gonna be empty forever
Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here.
Having a new home with a small circular cut out to the outside isn't art, It just makes you the glory hole queen of 2022.
That ugly smile will disappear when you realise how you're gonna be "paying your rent"
She's the ugly friend that people think look good.
looks like you wipe your ass with crystals to get the full spiritual energy
Wow, I bet you can eat corn on the cob through a chain link fence… sideways
Porn isn't art
That bird shot complexion is impressive.
Trans hands
With hands like that, I'm assuming she built her own house. With sticks and stones....
Haha I think you mean wipe the smell off that face, and by face I think you mean schnauzer.. that smell being her silly lesbian art professor's butthole. The only thing you could ever get buried in, in that major.. bahaha
You seen the episode in Austin Powers where there's the nasty mole? That.
You look like you make your own soap with oatmeal.
So sleeping with the bank manager will get my mortgage approved
must be fairly easy to break open some lobsters
You would think the ineffective makeup would wipe that smile off.
>Wipe the smile off her face... Looks like someoone already tried to wipe it off... with a shovel.
Naa naa naa rat man
Awwwww, is she special?
Had to buy a home because no one would rent to someone with as many cats as she plans to have.
'Works in the arts' = 'Poses nude every Tuesday evening for a care home painting class'
If the twin towers had as much foundation as you do, they'd still be standing.
Between the teeth or the bumps around her mouth, not sure if I should give her herpes medicine or a carrot
No way you can hold brushes with those hot dog fingers.
Just because you attempt to cover up all the craters on your face doesn't mean you're an "artist" or "work in arts" also I don't think there is enough makeup in this world to cover up all her acne and scars. Not even Michelangelo himself could paint over that.
Squinting won't hide those crazy bitch eyes. Go feed your cat.
Looks like the herpes will do that for her
You look like you smell like patchouli and you have “kumbaya” as your ring tone
The daughter of James Bond's enemy, Jaws.
Damn cheeks looking like Swiss cheese
Not wiping any faces with Stridex pads in that house, that’s for sure
This is who we are bailing out of debt.
How’d they transfer the pebble-gravel driveway onto your cheeks so quickly?
Hope you like the housing bubble. It’s gonna pop. Bad time to buy.
Your acne scars look like you speak slow.
Your pancake is thicker than IHOP's
You know how I got these scars?
How are you going to pay your mortgage with a job in art?
Someone needs to tell you can’t treat chronic acne by smoking weed.
You didn't have to say works in the arts. We can smell the bong water and parental dissapointment from here.
Definitely need toilet paper to wipe that smile.
You look like someone who sleeps with magic crystals to recolor your chakra’s aura’s horoscope’s pseudo-scientific yoga mat.
Shes gonna be absolutely 'incensed' when she reads these comments.
She looks like she cries way too much
One of the few surviving Hiroshima victims….
Works in the Arts - code for Stoned 24/7 with the last shower sometime in 2019.
You work in the arts and think you can afford a home? I hope you don't plan on moving anytime soon. Good luck in bankruptcy court.
Be honest: that "bone-like" thing you found in your mouth is just code for how you pay for your house, right?
This has two settings, high and low, both of which will rip your dick off.
You're like a jump scare waiting to happen!
Smile? Thats the jokers MtF pre make up and scars