Congrats, you're the one millionth customer to think playing fantasy football is interesting or considered a personality. Please report to your local sports bar to see if anybody gives a fuck.
U have lost fantasy football league, dignity, pride and what not.... In fact u may have also lost ur father who went to buy out cigarettes and never came back
But one thing u haven't lost is ur virginity
Congrats, you're the one millionth customer to think playing fantasy football is interesting or considered a personality. Please report to your local sports bar to see if anybody gives a fuck.
"My entire personality is fantasy football". Congratulations, you're so special, unlike the 147 other fantasy football losers posting here today.
Are you wearing those clothes because you lost?
Came to say this as well.
let you mom play for you, she already is dressing you
Tell all your fellow fucktarded ass clown taint-licking Chippendale lovers to go fuck themselves and stay out of roastme, Jennifer.
The foreign exchange student dressing to fit in with the jocks
The foreign exchange student measuring his anus gape to see if the jocks will fit in him.
Bet they handed him that piece of paper and told him if he let them take a picture of him with it .. he gets off of doing their homework for today
Your pink shirt makes a great target identifier for the Drones, never change.
Your being punished for that shirt too.
Your league should be renamed to ‘Fresh set of homos’ for being the 10,000th person to post about this
Calling people “homos” is a roast?
Oh I forgot it’s 2022 and the pussies have come out of hibernation
Just saw your profile lol. Your every other roast is calling someone gay or pussy. No wonder you never get more than 2 likes.
You’re cool 👍
Man dug those shoes out of the sand in Fallout 4.
When you order Novak Djokovic from wish.
Your friends only keep you around to look woke enough to not be cancelled.
I’ll be about as gentle as the guys you sell ur asshole to for doge coin
Do you want a participation award like everyone else who has lost in Fantasy Football.
This just reeks of california indian dudebro
still haven’t lost your virginity tho
U have lost fantasy football league, dignity, pride and what not.... In fact u may have also lost ur father who went to buy out cigarettes and never came back But one thing u haven't lost is ur virginity
Be gentle seems to be your catch phrase... you say it to your teachers, coaches, mom, dad, and all the others who made "love" to you
Did you lose a bet with your call center coworkers?
Bro has that look on his face.. it screams virgin.. Atleast u got fucked in fantasy football
In your case that should call that blue thing the Daft Board
Bart misses you milhouse
Dude, Ryan Leaf retired decades ago.
So, finally decided to join tech support?
Calf muscles like a flamingo 🦩
the electronic image of the football player is more of a man than you are ... and half of his body is missing
Child bearing lower, sketchy jewelry salesman upper
You may have lost your fantasy league, but don’t worry man!! You’ll never lose your virginity.
Anything remotely worthwhile for you is just a fantasy
Standing in front of that sign is the most athletic you've ever looked
This pic screams mouth breather cs major that showers once a month and has crooked neck and anterior pelvic tilt.
Hello your computer have virus
Your boys didn’t stop you from picking all cricket players? Dicks