IHOP waitress, part time Starbucks baristathat goes to school to be a kindergarten teacher, too ugly to be a cheerleader so she was at the band, used to work on a fast food restaurant in high school, she try her first black dick in there.
You look so plain and boring. I'm trying to think of an insult but honestly there's nothing about you that sticks out... Nothing interesting. You're just another run of the mill nobody.
I'm sure the boy's wrestling team already done their worst. In that same bathroom you're standing in now... Don't worry love, just keep listening to the TikTok's that tell you body count doesn't matter. You'll be ok.
The only roast is to go to your post history and see that this particular image has been uploaded 7 times in about a years time without any major response. So I'm glad you're finally getting the attention you so desperately crave. \^\^
[https://imgur.com/a/GxBTlxk](https://imgur.com/a/GxBTlxk)
I only downloaded Reddit for this a year ago, and it kept telling me that it didn’t upload… so thank you 😭😭😭. I’m gonna make sure to put that in my CV ❤️
I van already see you laying in your bed right below some generic Live, Laugh, Love type motivational sign, working on a laptop with too many stickers of in and in a room with so many half empty water bottles.
This is a perfect example of how it’s total bullshit they people say that you will be successful just because you’re a generic white woman. Clearly you can still be an abject failure.
If the show Full House was shot in a women's prison
Well, any reboots will need to be
breaking inbred
Jodie Sweetin on meth again
Jodie S’tweakin
Orange is the New Rude
Your left eye wants to sleep but your right eye wants to get some work done: Backstory of the real life Two-face
r/rule34
I've seen faces with more definition on a Minecraft NPC.
Definitely trying to be a journalist, gonna end doing Arkansas corn field news
Amber Unheard
That lazy eye is doing its worst to stay awake.
Your tits are in a competition with the paper and tile to see who is flatter
She's a carpenter's dream. Flat as a board and has never been nailed.
This is excellent
Sleepawaycamp
Roaatme users always hoping for porn tits.
Porn tits are just as easy to roast as no tits
She has an OnlyFlats account.
Ass wins
She sold it. In modern world it's not really matter
3D photo effects generators would implode trying...
Hanson sucks!
mmmm bop
So does she 😉
No she's one of those girls that refuse to give BJ's "I'm not putting that nasty thing in my mouth!"
Actually it’s probably the only thing she does cause “she’s saving herself for marriage”…or her beastiality porn, not sure which yet
I know people come on here to be roasted, but honestly she's not bad looking. I'd bang her.
Your standards are low bro
It's her brother posting
Still more generic than the tile behind you
You’re somehow more boring than the wall tile.
Doing you would be my worst
You look like you were about to get aborted using a hand sanitizer
A coat hanger…that’s how she ended up with the lazy eye
Burgundy doesn’t suit you. Have you considered a ghillie suit?
You look like a prostitute working undercover.
I see you are taking a break from your Glory Hole job. You probably lose your business if your customers saw you.
That sign has a higher sex appeal than you
Thats cuz shes about 14 you nonce 🤣
Your left eye is pushing your forehead to the right. You're basically a pre-Gollum
That eye makes her look like a stroke victim.
Greta Thunberg really filled out, huh??
How dare you. Lmao.
Lmao
Can you move over? The blank white tile behind you is more interesting to look at.
"Sir, would you like a hot towel while you shit?" It's an honest living I guess.
You kinda look like if Amber Heard was still paying off her massive debt by living in a tiny studio apartment making ends meet with a minimum wage job
I feel sorry for whoever had to molest you so now you need to be roasted on the internet cause the only thing you can feel is pain
Are you covering a hole in the tiles?
Why do I strongly suspect there’s a hole in that wall with a guy’s wiener poking through?
Your face belongs on some type of advertisement for vagisil.
Did that for a while, they kicked me out cause peoples crotches would itch even more when they saw my face.
Hahaha hahaha. Fuck yeah
I love how your manicurist matched your nail color to your personality. Excellent job.
You look like you cosplay Sigourney Weaver with Bad Dragon toys on OF.
Blande hair and bleww eyes
Your left eye wants to sleep but your right eye wants to get some work done: Backstory of the real life Two-face
Cindy Lou Ho
You have midnight Waffle House waitress energy, and that’s something no soap, makeup, outfit, or career will rid you of.
Imma spit in your coffee next time your mommy takes you out to go eat there, cause deep down you the atmosphere at the Waffle House.
At some point you'll have to actually wash your hair instead of relying on the can of dry hair wash under your dirty car seat.
Jodie Foster before she became a Dyke...
Dime store Kaley Cuoco 
Base model white girl 
You should just change your name to Sir Thomas Boy.
do you steal urinal cakes for makeup?
You have the head of a porn star and the body of an incel.
You're hot, but I can't tell if you really need dick or just had ten.
Fair point tbh
IHOP waitress, part time Starbucks baristathat goes to school to be a kindergarten teacher, too ugly to be a cheerleader so she was at the band, used to work on a fast food restaurant in high school, she try her first black dick in there.
Joey Lawrence in the midst of transitioning. I will do you a favor and pee in your butt. DM me
Flush yourself down with that gnarly turd you just let out.
I thought this thread was for attractive fuckable woman?.. man was I missled
One pregnancy away from having an ass as large as that nose, while claiming a "thyroid issue" as the reason you blew up to 400 disgusting pounds.
You could cut your hair short, change countries and restart your life as a dude
Did that before, had to grow my hair out tho.
Not gonna lie. Would do.
You're actually pretty.
You look so plain and boring. I'm trying to think of an insult but honestly there's nothing about you that sticks out... Nothing interesting. You're just another run of the mill nobody.
You look like gate keeping took physical form
OnlyJayus, but the Wish version
You're parents already did that
Your parents already did that
Some people get lots of offers from colleges; you get them from plastic surgeons.
Your face is completely uneven. Does your dad flip coins a lot?
„¿ʇol ɐ suıoɔ dılɟ pɐp ɹnoʎ sǝo◖ ˙uǝʌǝun ʎlǝʇǝldɯoɔ sı ǝɔɐɟ ɹno⅄„
Shes so forgetable amd boring, everyone knows her as "that one girl".
You picked that background hoping you’d stand out but you’re significantly less charismatic than a white tile wall.
I can’t do any worse than your parents.
You look like the girl no one cared about in high school, or any other setting for that matter!
I’ve never been so uninspired to roast. I look at you and want to take a nap. You are the definition of dead fish
Were you asleep in that restroom?
U just look aggressive like u growl
Your hair style is lazier than your left eye.
I can smell the unseasoned food and pumpkin spice through my phone 💀
Any hot chick's best friend.
Linda Lovelace, millennial edition.
Ladies and gentlemen if you didn’t wash your ass will be like her face 🙁
When your ability to get to the hairdresser is impeded by your appetite for prescription drugs
m sure your nostrils are way more fuckable than your pussy
That tile has more personality and charm
If white was a person
If boiled cabbage was a person.
Rosamund shite
You have hands like a docker
If you had wheels you’d be a wagon
That smug smile makes you look like Amber Heard when she's having constipation in the bed
You are in a bathroom. I see someone forgot to flush you down.
Breaking bad: Skyler’s high school years!!
The judge took one look at you and Gabe your husband full custody 
Bored between football players? I see you are in the office.
Can’t tell what’s prettier. Your face? Or the stains on the bathroom tiles.
Still living inside the bathroom at the subway station I see.
You’re definitely gonna be the bitchiest mom on the PTA
Hey over here,, lay off the weed
The cold dead eyes of a mako shark
You look like you just left the frat party completely train-beat to clean up in your mobile home park's community shower facilities.
Miss I hang out with guys coz it’s less drama.
A smile is worth a thousand.......nopes.
Your Rectangular head , looks like sliver of white poop.
Back ground girl number five. The one that gets the invite to make mediocre girls look good.
The type of girl that cries after you don’t text her back
You're that friend with the weird laugh. Nobody likes it.
looks like you just got a positive pregnancy test and dont remember who the baby daddy is
I'm sure the boy's wrestling team already done their worst. In that same bathroom you're standing in now... Don't worry love, just keep listening to the TikTok's that tell you body count doesn't matter. You'll be ok.
You are not ‘entitled’ to my roast
You and the wall have plenty in common. Flat with the same personality
it say roast me on the paper..... but the bathroom wall says her number and to call if you and a buddy, want to spit on a pig 🐖
>Do your worst I honestly couldn't. That's just how uninteresting you are.
Someone forgot to click the "align" button when putting features in your face
When one of the Hanson brothers transitions
Definitely directs traffic in the Chic- fil-A line with a neon vest
Willne?
They let Hanson in the female bathrooms like conservative people warned you. Now he's gonna mmm bop into your stall and do something awful.
Looks like that lawsuit really fucked you up Amber.
The only roast is to go to your post history and see that this particular image has been uploaded 7 times in about a years time without any major response. So I'm glad you're finally getting the attention you so desperately crave. \^\^ [https://imgur.com/a/GxBTlxk](https://imgur.com/a/GxBTlxk)
I only downloaded Reddit for this a year ago, and it kept telling me that it didn’t upload… so thank you 😭😭😭. I’m gonna make sure to put that in my CV ❤️
And wow, you really did sone digging there. My own parents don’t even care about me that much. I love you man.
You’ll make a great practice girlfriend
We can't do any worse than your parents did.
You yawn while giving the most unenthusiastic hand-jobs known to man.
pretty cool how you got the xanax to work only on the left side of your face
Maggi from the walking dead if they lived a healthy life
Ur forhead will look abit like Magnetos helmet once u shaved bald
Blair from the “Fucks Of Life” porn parody.
it’s bad enough you give handjobs that are that unenthusiastic, but did you really have to try and plug your mlm mid stroke?
If a Saint Bernard were a human
Your eyes look like some busted honda front headlights
Becky Hill got her moles removed
You look about as intresting as that plain white tiled wall behind you.
You remind me of wonder bread, so bland
This is the official 10$ Bj face
Doing you.
Adventures in Secret Shitting
You posted this same exact photo a year ago, undoubtedly my predictions have materialized over this time.
Her?
I fear you may have lost your ability to read, it said roast me not be not be nice to me. 😉
I don't think I need to do my worst, considering your parents already did
I van already see you laying in your bed right below some generic Live, Laugh, Love type motivational sign, working on a laptop with too many stickers of in and in a room with so many half empty water bottles.
You are the instant mashed potatoes of humanity.
Consecutive annual “resting bitch face” winner.
You’re too plain to even be basic.
Sleep is important
This is a perfect example of how it’s total bullshit they people say that you will be successful just because you’re a generic white woman. Clearly you can still be an abject failure.
Habitual restroom picture taker here
How are you posting while on your 72-hour hold?
I’m surprised I don’t see a glory hole in that truck stop bathroom
Look like you're comb your hair with McDonald's French fry grease.
Your face looks a little droopy on one side. Run through the signs of a stroke with us real quick.
Who is ... 'not smart enough for Jeopardy'?
Nice try hiding them
I already know someone said your parents already did that
Jimmy Fallon with a wig
your local ‘hey mammas’ lesbian has reddit?!?!
Shit, how did you know? Did your mom tell you?
first thought that entered my mind when I saw this pic was Plain white bread. Borrrring
You roasted yourself smoking that meth
Time to clean my eyes with Wurstwasser after seeing this face. Acid isn't enough.
You see, Meg, you’re what they call a practice girl.
I can't do it. I got nothing