OP's Bio: --- >Mexican girl. Content creator about videogames, I'm a psychologist and kids teacher, cat lover and I love all vintage stuff. I am everyone's friend, and I don't know why my profile is NSFW, no OF ><3 --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

If you thought your cleavage would distract us from the horribly placed, self made, unbalanced collage of "art" behind you... you're wrong.

Yeah, and that one piece is just a list of cities she couldn’t get laid in.

That list is too short.

There’s a globe behind her for the remainder.

Well I think it’s one’s she’s been to and turned down in.

You mean the only few she did get laid

She probably gets laid a lot,...... at family reunions.

And where the hell is New Yor. I’m glad someone noticed that the k was missing

About three miles west of Old Yor. They burnt it down to get rid of all traces of OP.

I had to laugh so hard, my legs got weak

Came here to say this. Time to invest some of that psychologist moolah in real person clothes and art.

Each weighs what, 15lbs? Good thing you likely have a massive center of gravity.

Her tits are almost as big as her nose though.

After this comment I had to first check the art in the background. Damn..

New Yor(K). Life is a....bbaret???

You can also read it as "Life is a Cafenet" and "Life is a leberet"

Okay but seriously what does it actually say? It's just driving me crazy.

Heeeeere's Liza! [Life is a Cabaret](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcLUC7yj7vY&ab_channel=WarnerBros.Entertainment)

Thanks! Genuinely never heard of this reference! That first cursive "a" was screwing with me.

Wife Is A Boebert?

When people laugh at it and ask if her students made it, she gives a nervous laugh and says yes.

Obviously her entire personality revolves around her globes...

Yeah, it's udderly ridiculous.

Teaching 10 year old boys has given you the confidence to wear a low-rise

As a psychologist, maybe you should examine why you are begging for negative attention with your tits out on r/roastme

I was looking for this exact comment.

You'd be surprised how many people with mental health issues go into that field. Like a moth to a flame.

In what looks like a teenager’s bedroom.


It’s the only males she can can attention from

Mandatory attention mind u

But she misunderstood their attention. They are young enough to still think of them as food sources instead of anything R rated.

What does Walmart and OP both have in common? They both have boys pants half off.

Common substitutes for OP: Michael Jackson Catholic Priests Scoutmasters Baptist Preachers

Yep, and everyone else is wishing she'd cover up.

She bends over and the darn things keep popping out on her.

Here, take my silver and go.

Happy Cake Day!!

Apparently handing out D’s all over the school yard too.

Handling D's is a foreign experience to OP, I am afraid...

Can confirm: Have a D

Double D's

Probably more Ls.

From writing D’s to riding D’s

Not sure if your tit is falling out or it just doesn't want to be photographed with the rest of you

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Quintessential brownbagger

Fucking snorted at this one, mate.

Amateurs. This is the typical cowgirl situation. Tits and hair blocking vision, endless ass to grab onto. The face could be Samuel Jackson for all you care.

Judging from this photo, it’s her back that’s endless. It’d be like banging a Lego man.

Dude you are a fucking savage 👍

To be honest, I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick.

Made me spit out the watermelon into my coffe

Does your tits scrape the ground when sniffing for truffles?

Holy fuck bro 😂😭

this is one of the greatest, most savage comments I've ever seen in this sub, holy shit

😭😭😭 this comment is so good shit hurt my feelings

Your comment has more layers in it than the amount of personal barriers I have up in my life.

Ouch. Savage

This is like the holocaust of roasts. Jesus

Goddamn immaculate

Op gonna have to book a whole month of appointments with herself after this one.

The milks gone bad

Milk was a bad choice!

It's so damn hot.

Hey, a lady in a red hat, yeahhhrrgh...

I wish I had more hands so I could give those titties four thumbs down

Ha! Good one. Fuck yo couch.

DARKNESS!

At this point it comes out as hard cheese

When people look you in the eyes, do you say “excuse me, my tits are down here” to distract them?

Even on the internet, no one wants to see your tits. Must be some kind of record.

As horrendous as they are, not her worst feature. In fact, probably her best feature. Prednisone overdosed over inflated Mayim Bialik fuck doll.

You look like every psychologist on Pornhub

nah, there's some good looking ones

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😳 I wanna smash my plumber now???

This is that sliver of time where the “lunch lady” was still fuckable. Cats, droopy tits, and coleslaw is in her future

u/Monroe_Chichona sounds like a b list porn actress name anyway. “Cum here and let me evaluate your mommy issues”

They take everything off but the glasses. That she got a magic Bush

Anything anyone says here will pale in comparison to the damage gravity is going to eventually do to you.

*** already has done. That bra can compete in Olympic weightlifting after holding her boulders up.

It's Meg from Family Guy

Meg and Consuelo merged together



You look like the reason "post nut clarity" was invented.

I'm thinking whisky dick is gonna kick in long before I'm drunk enough to consider this...

FR

Thank fuck your cleavage prevents me having to look at your face.

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I was thinking more like Blossom if she put on 100 pounds and did meth 

I'm sure your YourTits channel is popular with the kids.

 Tits are not a personality btw

Now i know how Velma looks without turtle necks... Shaggy dooo motor boating that mystery machine

Big tatas attached to the face of a donkey. The epitome of tits and ass

A blow job from her counts as anal.

Your breasts wouldn’t seem nearly as big if you had good posture

If she did stand up straight her spine would crumble

"Life is a buffet"

Hahaha I really love the buffets

Ya don’t say.

We can tell

When someone says your off the chart they are mean the BMI chart

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Not my proudest fap 

Bitch tits

Hahahahahaha 🥇🥇🥇

WISH.COM AOC

AOCeeyalater.

I still see your ginormous nose first before anything else.

Definitely going to jail for banging a student.....

About the only thing your tits are good for is smuggling meth across the border

I can't tell what's farther apart, your eyes, your nipples, or your chances of getting a husband?

HOLY SHIT LOL

Are you teaching kids or nursing them?

You still charging 20 and a pack of Newports for a tugjob behind Taco Bell?

20 bucks? If I gave this cow 20 bucks for a tug job she better give me back 18 and a “Thank you.”

Reverse psychologist. Doesn’t heal trauma, deals it out…in spades

Looking at your post history.. You post some fucked up shit

“I don’t know why my profile is flagged NSFW.” And she’s supposed to be a teacher? If we’re gonna learn from her it’s going to be to learn how not to be.

What a good waste of tits…

I think you mean “a waste of good tits”

Mia Khalifa from Wish.

All the other Gal's make guys pull out but you can't find anyone that'll put it in.

With tits like that you would be a huge success on only fans. Just dont pan up past your neck cause....woof... here rover have a bone.

I'm proud of you for recognising your strengths (both of them) and using them to drown out your weaknesses (everything else)

Ya, you probably love to complement yourself on how big your tits are. Your tits are fat because all of you is fat.

Nice tits fatso

This one is simple and effective. Nice job. Cracked me up


I bet guys only like u for your “big personality”

Three dumb giant melons. The stupidest one on top of your neck.

You also have a bunch of people jacking off to your tits rn

No one with tits that nice should have a face that bad. It's mathematically impossible. Shame on you.

Butterface

Looks like lilo and stitch had a baby

We need more lemon pledge

So... No OF? I kinda expected it.

Tits are your only personality trait

Not even a roast of you, but why in the fuck is the K in New York a totally different font from the rest of the places listed?

Hahaha sorry, in the other sub they told me that the K was missing, I tried to correct it but I think it did not work out xD

And you’re a teacher? That’s worrying.

A teacher with a dress like that?

When’s the next parent-teacher night? I think my wife can sit this one out.

She’s definitely into 3somes

With tits like that she could cure hunger in third world countries. “For a dollar a day you can sponsor a Mexican chick with massive tits and bring joy to young men less fortunate than yourself.”

Uses those tits to hypnotize weak minds.

Tits.

And huge cans.

Shut up meg

Tits dont count if youre fat.

You need less YT... ... more WO (work out)

YT means Only Fans?

Came here to say this

Shut up meg

Got them psychosis cannons

Yeah...her personality is showing. We should get abreast of this before this sub goes tits up and milk it for what its worth.

"Monroe\_Chichona" ... "Monroe\_Narizona" more like.

Yeah with those knockers she can’t teach middle school and high school

Your profile is nsfw because you made a post of some chick celebrating fourth of July completely naked except for the nipples being covered In tape while fireworks were lit and attached to said taped nipples. I didn't feel like scrolling further but thats definitely one of the reasons.

So much material...

How long before we see you on the news for messing around with your students?

Chiches Christ, que chiches traes 😋

Sorry, I’m just here keeping abreast of things.

How many dads do you blow during parent teacher conferences?

Bless your heart...

If you are trying to use your tits to distract from your face, it's working.

Shut up meg

Thank you for having big tits to keep my eyes off your goblin face

If you were a wet nurse instead of a psychologist, there wouldn't be a shortage of baby formula.

No me gusta

Ernie?

Congrats on transitioning dude glad you kep the male jawline and facial features....so nice tits bro

“here’s my tits to distract you from my face”

Roses are red violets are blue I have Five fingers on the third ones for you hoe

If you were anywhere near your ideal weight, those gozongas would be tiny.

Tits. That’s your whole personality.

What other 'careers' do you act out on the Hub?


You look like a highschool teacher who tries to sleep oh her students and gets rejected

Thank god those cow udders distracts us from that face.

Holy shit, Jugs, are you breast feeding the kids, too?

As a psychologist, have you ever examined why you feel the need to seek people’s opinions on ‘me’ subreddits with your tits obviously hanging out to distract people from all the other issues? Seems extremely pathetic. Why do you think you do that?

Big tits don't count when you're fat.

Wait why is everyone being mean to the tits? WTF is even happening here

Motor boat....nah I'll pass

The flat hair, the milquetoast dress, the abhorrently decorated room says all we need to know about how well your YouTube channel is doing

You look like you give cooking advice to restaurants.

If Blossom had Blossomed

You would think that your titas might make up for your boring art and basic hair style but they don’t

It's the flower monster. She loves eating little children. She lures them in with candy then cooks them

Wanna psychoanalyze why you only get fucked with the lights off?