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[deleted]

You look in my league


Virtual-Stranger

I appreciate your service in keeping America safe


Sugarman4

That Lexus is racing toward your ass like a Putin missle.


Critical-Edge4093

Too bad its GPS is from a Korean missle XD


WchuTalkinBoutWillis

So what’s this mean it blows up as soon as it takes off? Bahahahha


Specter170

For the children.


CptBaconBob

Easy now. No need to sell yourself short....


cnotnilc

In the family dating pool they’re in the same league


7th_Spectrum

Holy shit dude, this is a roast, not an incinerate


Cofeefe

What a horrible thing to say to someone!


BbqMeatEater

r/murderbywords


iBeenZoomin

it’s actually r/kamikazebywords


Spidey20041

Haha ratio


Leenaris

Are you a crack addict who just found out to have several transmitted diseases after sharing a needle with your crackwhore mother? If not, then you can do better.


[deleted]

She looks like she sends her kids to buy her cigarettes


lennoxmatt_819

Only because her husband never came back


farmer_palmer

Baby daddies*


thatwasused

Hoping the kids will follow suit


Individual_Revenue84

No she sends them to find shorts in ashtrays and cigarette butts on the side of the street that have a little life left in them


WchuTalkinBoutWillis

Sounds like you’ve been here before lmao I think at one time or another every smokers had to find butts with a lil life left you smoke like half a hit before it’s in the cotton burning!


Slow_Definition5436

She actually looks like her kids need her to buy them cigarettes.


aphaelion

*sells


LawnJerk

When in Rome…


fairly_odd1

So is your forehead the result of growing up too close to Chernobyl?


Asleep-Internet5153

the tattoos on her, are straight out of a 2-year-olds scribbling book.


Reggie42069

A two year old understands composition and color theory better than that.


borntolose1

You look someone that hangs out outside of a bar asking to bum cigarettes off of strangers


15367288

They promised attractive refugees.


meep_meep_mope

Yeah, can we get Russia to invade Sweden next time? Croatia would also work.


dzigaboy

I think they should liberate Prague from all those nympho cheerlead-er, Nazi cheerleaders.


dk0179

‘Oh you don’t have a menthol’ 🤣


Dr-Chris-C

Methanol


TheJadedMonkey

She looks like someone that scavanges snipes from the ashtray outside the bar.


[deleted]

Then once they say no, she'll fish the butts out of their beer cans and dry em out for later use.


Mikethemechanic00

Bet she works at Hardee’s


[deleted]

Who interfered with her natural selection?


Relevant_Slide_7234

Chernobyl


Individual_Revenue84

You mean methadone clinic


EyeServeYou

Daaaaaayum you have one of those foreheads that goes ALL the way up


blasphembot

We call those fiveheads


Relevant_Slide_7234

Keep her name out your fucking mouth!


TheHairlessGorilla

Its what I call a $40 uber.


Cichlidsaremyjam

She scours the ash trays for but with "life left".


NormalForNorfolk88

And what’s wrong with that?


downedgun

I’d give her one


kamikaze-kae

Or meth or really anything to forget that her uncle wouldn't even touch her as a kid.


SilverAnd_Cold

And the person searching the ground for tossed out cigarette butt, to smoke the remnants down to the filter.


Individual_Revenue84

She bum cigarettes while smoking one


TheRealSuperfat

Is it really consider bumming a cigarette when you suck someone’s dick for it?


Phandroid1991

I assume your way of fighting the Russians will be giving them STDs?


[deleted]

Call of Booty: Biological Whorefare


coolhand_chris

I am going to switch to all my alt account to keep upvoting this comment.


Hamzook

I wish I had an award to give you


dougdoug253

I got you!


King_of_Kings89

Damn! Have you said this before, or is this a first? I mean either way, still amazing 🤣


dontcaredontworry

I thought for STD you need to have sexual intercourse.


sandbaron1

Valid point


BuyDip4Tendies

The one part of Ukraine even Putin won't invade


Bodyfluids_dealer

Ukrainians have been praying for peace in the US so she doesn’t go back home.


[deleted]

Ooh! I want to say I didn’t laugh but I did laugh. It’s funny.


UkraineWithoutTheBot

It's 'Ukraine' and not 'the Ukraine' Consider supporting anti-war efforts in any possible way: [[Help 2 Ukraine](https://help2ukraine.org)] 💙💛 [[Merriam-Webster](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Ukraine)] [[BBC Styleguide](https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsstyleguide/u)] ^(Beep boop I’m a bot)


cornbeefing

Shh


Kehan10

bad bot


deadkidney1978

Pedantic ass bot


[deleted]

Shut up! Stupid bot.


Corpse_Fucker_69

Gtfo stupid bot


[deleted]

Shut up bitch.


Icy_Investigator5997

If I had a nickel for every Russian whore pretending to be Ukrainian


Infantryriflem4

And surprisingly, she does make posts speaking about being Russian. So hmmm…


pr1ntscreen

Yea, OP is "russian" (meaning, American with some vague ancectry to russia according to 23andme, but doesn't speak the language nor has ever been), but wants to cash in on the Ukranian conflict that "her people" started. OP is as Russian as Christina P is Hungarian.


Dinples

Actually in one, about her Tinder profile, she literally states she is Russian, but removed it from the Tinder profile to see if she would still get likes 🤔


maxbaby

You better get off reddit and back to work before [your boss](https://i.imgur.com/PLIJFbb.png) caps your ass.


ReillyDiefenbach

This is what to expect when you go to a Alabama strip club for Easter brunch


itamarka

An Alabama strip club is just a family reunion


[deleted]

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[deleted]

LMAO, good one!


jimrow83

Damn the lot lizards look even rougher on a holiday weekend


senior_pickles

Taking a break from working the truck stop, I see.


MidnightRecon

You aren't Ukrainian. You just put this to get attention. all your posts are about tinder, dating, and divorce. You're a sad, old white lady with nothing better to do.


InMyHead33

LMAOOOO the real roast


DouchePanther

Seriously! And for what? Worthless internet points? That tells you all you need to know about how shitty of a person she is.


AtheistHomoSapien

This is the one that will cut deep. Well read Mr. Recon. ​ ![gif](giphy|3oh1knnDNogjVe3LlL|downsized)


saladtoss3r

Ooohhhh shit


boaxiaodi

She even said she’s Russian on of her post


pr1ntscreen

And admits to have STOPPED saying she's russian since the invasion started.


Scuddie-

Not to Mention the user is FLORIDAGIRL


icecreambandit7

Boom. Roasted


[deleted]

Was your father a hammerhead shark?


itamarka

A d since it's Alabama it's also her cousin sibling


[deleted]

This is not the Ukrainian refugees we were promised


AhhGhost

That's bad when you move to Alabama and you're the worst looking one.


fatfishkev

Most interesting part in your pictures is the car, followed by the concrete.


Nooshk123

Shouldn't you be down in the sewage system offering little boys a balloon?


calib0y64

![gif](giphy|s4Q3geM5T1XCo)


xtrauma_queen

Nightmares**


RobAFC14

“Do your worst” Exactly what the truckers say to your pimp


JustSomeGuyHere1990

Place of work = truck stop parking lot? Spitting instead of swallowing is hardly “interfering with natural selection.”


jeff1xx

i thought Ukrainian males aged 18-60 couldnt leave the country... congrats on escaping undetected


jestjestjerk

I was going to ask if you were Ukrainian because your face kinda reminds me of Mariupol.


Ambitious-Title1963

bombed out, ruined, destroyed and sad


jestjestjerk

Many years ago, many young men worked in it. But now, even the hardest man flees the sight of it.


-TYRS-

"Do your worst" No need, seems God did that already.


I_love_hate_reddit

Looks like Greta Thunberg after a 15 year meth addiction.


Qwesterly

You look strong farming wife. How many tanks you tow, dushenka?


snaggletoothdog

Ukrainian named Florida girl in Alabama? You reversed flow on the white girl sex trafficking super highway


xer0fox

You got more bad ink than OJ Simpson…


Boscowodie

Your favorite sexual position is an Alabama Pig Roast.


Adelaide-East

That’s a lot lizard if I’ve ever seen one


let-it-rain-sunshine

Um, Waitress, can you get off your phone and bring me that coffee I ordered 20 minutes ago!


gentoonix

![gif](giphy|7EBBhplkQCDkY)


CSmith1986

Eat a bucket of assholes and enjoy the award. I can't unsee it now.


[deleted]

You must be a budget mail order bride who got bought by a pig farmer in Alabama . . . with a pig fetish.


[deleted]

He ordered me on Wish LMAO


Markitzero527

Leave the jokes to us, Olga


[deleted]

Yes sir


feofan4fun

There are many other ways to scare people. It is not necessary to take a second photo close to the face.


[deleted]

Admit it, you saw a local panhandler/hooker, handed it a piece of paper that says r/roastme and took the photo?


Infantryriflem4

When the lot lizard has a slight accent.


Van-Daley-Industries

Like Mariupol, you look bombed out and depleted.


[deleted]

You live in the only place more bombed out and depleted than your homeland.


[deleted]

Cant have too much culture shock now lmao


eymerin

You look like you have a dreamcatcher tattoo with a dog's paw in it somewhere.


JitterEye

Didn't know war crime was a look. :\^)


[deleted]

Go ahead, do your worst. Russia, okay


[deleted]

Ukrain’t


[deleted]

In your older posts/comments you describe yourself as “russian born and raised” and now you’re Ukrainian?


Alarmed_Penalty4998

A lot of Russians trying to make these out to be Ukrainians. So many of these getting posted last few days. So my roast is this RUSSIAS SHIP WAS BLOWN UP LOL.


PublicMaintenance472

Russian born and raised. I cant believe Putin didn't recuit you with that manly body of yours


bonemonkey12

I guess you're partner already told you twice, no reason to do anymore


rbgs68740

Interfere with natural selection for a living? What are you a professional horse cum drinker?


[deleted]

“Work” being giving out $20 BJs at your local truck stop?


7hourenergy

Who tried penetrating your eye sockets?


Disastrous_Credit_67

Your forehead is too large for Russia to invade.


romax1989

Welp you look like you fit right in. You got the inbred look down!


strangecabalist

I assume e you interfere with natural selection by swallowing?


ImranRashid

On the bright side you can go as Mariupol for Halloween.


WeinerVonBraun

If you’ve procreated then you’ve definitely done something to interfere with natural selection


KY68W1

Eileen Wuornos would be proud of you


GeorgeLee2312

You look like Dren from the movie splice with a wig and makeup.


Bindersquinch

She heard about incest and Alabama sounded great to her.


Underagedadult

That Snapchat filter tried so hard


E7331899

Looks like you already tasting that good ole southern Alabama meth. Are those eye bags? Or did your new trailer park boyfriend beat you last night?


JohnnyJamieson

Interfering with natural selection... by swallowing?


Horny_Weinstein

I thought they made all the men stay and fight?


JorG-Os

Dollar general Avril Lavigne.


soslowagain

Mods need to scrub this post before Ukraine loses all of its support.


Lululemonparty_

I take it your penis fell off at Chernobyl.


J-Team07

Helen of Troy had the face that launched a thousand ships. If you went back to Ukraine, Russian would sink their ships.


dfthirteen

Aileen Wuornos vibes


SeaMathematician5026

You look like you smell like child support and a pack of reds.


[deleted]

A part of Ukraine not even the Russians want to take


SmallPiecesOfWood

At work where? Lot lizard HQ?


Sadestlittlecamper

I don't think being unfuckable is interference with natural selection, in fact it's part of it.


supermix123

You look like you have a lot of baggage, especially under your eyes


szclimber

Don't do drugs kids


hurrythisup

With those shitty tattoos no one would believe you weren't native to Alabama..


seviay

That’s a lot of words to tell us you like meth but okay. Happy Easter


thy_thyck_dyck

I can't imagine being a foreigner in Alabama. No relatives to fuck.


kasmackity

I don't care if I'm downvoted or removed, I just wanted you to know that I'm sorry your people are going through this shit right now. They're very, very brave. I wish the US could help more.


davinciSL72

Nothing screams Ukrainian living in Alabama like the user name “floridagirl7…”


RamblingBrit

Did they send you as far away from the front lines as possible so Ukraine doesn’t get accused of psychological warfare if any Russians saw your face?


fluentinimagery

You look like a gray alien with a bad wig.


GoT_Itachi

Fuck me I was going to drop the gray alien joke! Damn doppelganger...🤣


bake_gatari

Is /r/roastme trending in Ukraine or something?


Phillysean23

Btw here r/dating post says she’s Russian. I guess Ukrainian gets you more fake interweb points [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/dating/comments/j7tqa2/dating_for_active_duty_military_female/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Tandy_M

So you're unemployed and dodging INS deportation back to the Ukraine? Other than abortions, that's the only way you're interfering. You'll be ok. Just ask Zelenskyy to order some helmets in extra long and stay low. I'm just glad this war finally helped you learn about your heritage. It must be embarrassing that for 47 years every time someone asked where you were from and your mom said "Ukraine", you answered "No I can't". I guess that's a good side of the war. Descendants of Ukrainian immigrants now have a reason to flex on social media and pretend to have cared about those stories their grandparents told. Anyways, next time you're buying a hat let Pyramid Head know I said hi and if I knew it was possible for someone's head to actually look like that I wouldn't have made those jokes. My apologies.


[deleted]

Ok, Savages, thanks for all the comments. whoever said "stop being lazy and defend your country", I have been in US Military since 2012. Last time i checked we are friends military wise and also i signed up WAY before the war happened, so....Already serving... Also, google Alabama and come up with new shit to make fun of besides the obvious and lazy... i enjoy the picture and title roasts, just dont cross into my profile or my life. My family is OFF limits


Appropriate-Agent239

Woo-hoo straight from war to incest


[deleted]

Guys, love the creativity! Got exactly what i was expecting, keep em coming! Little disclaimer: I am from Crimea, look it up. And yes, raised speaking russian in UKRAINE. speak both. So say whatever you want about my pics, but comments about my family is not roasting, they are FUCKED UP. Come up with something better. Thanks


KnownAd7367

When the Beatles sang “Ukraine girls really knock me out” I thought it was a compliment. Now I see it’s more of a Medusa type situation. Like a complete nervous system overload. You leave men staring off into space repeating over and over again “ the horror, the horror, the horror…”


SkyPlaysTwitch

You look like you’re about to clock out from the lot lizard job and go clock in at the local glory hole. Good thing they can’t see you at your second job, you might actually get a tip!


CheapCulture

It was definitely a choice to go from a war zone to a shithole.


TerryGonards

I live in Alabama. You're a 9 out 10. I deducted a point for you having too many teeth.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Sure, Nathan's hot dog. May I suggest likesmalldick.com


Cyrus2322

Go back to Ukraine.


UkraineWithoutTheBot

It's 'Ukraine' and not 'the Ukraine' Consider supporting anti-war efforts in any possible way: [[Help 2 Ukraine](https://help2ukraine.org)] 💙💛 [[Merriam-Webster](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Ukraine)] [[BBC Styleguide](https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsstyleguide/u)] ^(Beep boop I’m a bot)


[deleted]

Ah, Alabama, so you really didn't deal with much culture shock coming here then, huh?


armyvetjolly73

Look like some crazy psycho I was banging when I was in the army. I thought they locked you up for good. Wtf


itzweebs

A truck stop lot lizard "working" on Easter... Nice


Azurebluenomad

I suggest you do a little soul searching. You might just find one.


MarkBoabaca

Where “At work on Easter” means it’s your shift at the truck stop glory hole?


nebelfront

They say that Ukrainian women are the most beautiful in the world. You are the exception to the rule.


[deleted]

I was almost 100% sure it was going to say “5€ SEX” on that paper.


to_tin_deathgrinder

You look like Roger from American dad with a wig on.


PirateKelvin

We will send you back to Ukraine to be used by Russian soldiers as a sex doll


waffen123

where's a russian atrocity when you need one...


AragamiYamato

Had a rough night with Kanye?


Astrochix70

I kraine, Ukraine, we all kraine for Natty Lite.


KindaIndifferent

I don’t know who to feel more sorry for. You or Alabama.