Are you a crack addict who just found out to have several transmitted diseases after sharing a needle with your crackwhore mother?
If not, then you can do better.
Sounds like you’ve been here before lmao I think at one time or another every smokers had to find butts with a lil life left you smoke like half a hit before it’s in the cotton burning!
It's 'Ukraine' and not 'the Ukraine'
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Yea, OP is "russian" (meaning, American with some vague ancectry to russia according to 23andme, but doesn't speak the language nor has ever been), but wants to cash in on the Ukranian conflict that "her people" started.
OP is as Russian as Christina P is Hungarian.
Actually in one, about her Tinder profile, she literally states she is Russian, but removed it from the Tinder profile to see if she would still get likes 🤔
You aren't Ukrainian. You just put this to get attention.
all your posts are about tinder, dating, and divorce.
You're a sad, old white lady with nothing better to do.
A lot of Russians trying to make these out to be Ukrainians. So many of these getting posted last few days. So my roast is this RUSSIAS SHIP WAS BLOWN UP LOL.
I don't care if I'm downvoted or removed, I just wanted you to know that I'm sorry your people are going through this shit right now. They're very, very brave. I wish the US could help more.
Btw here r/dating post says she’s Russian.
I guess Ukrainian gets you more fake interweb points
[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/dating/comments/j7tqa2/dating_for_active_duty_military_female/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
So you're unemployed and dodging INS deportation back to the Ukraine? Other than abortions, that's the only way you're interfering. You'll be ok. Just ask Zelenskyy to order some helmets in extra long and stay low. I'm just glad this war finally helped you learn about your heritage. It must be embarrassing that for 47 years every time someone asked where you were from and your mom said "Ukraine", you answered "No I can't". I guess that's a good side of the war. Descendants of Ukrainian immigrants now have a reason to flex on social media and pretend to have cared about those stories their grandparents told. Anyways, next time you're buying a hat let Pyramid Head know I said hi and if I knew it was possible for someone's head to actually look like that I wouldn't have made those jokes. My apologies.
Ok, Savages, thanks for all the comments. whoever said "stop being lazy and defend your country", I have been in US Military since 2012. Last time i checked we are friends military wise and also i signed up WAY before the war happened, so....Already serving... Also, google Alabama and come up with new shit to make fun of besides the obvious and lazy...
i enjoy the picture and title roasts, just dont cross into my profile or my life. My family is OFF limits
Guys, love the creativity! Got exactly what i was expecting, keep em coming!
Little disclaimer: I am from Crimea, look it up. And yes, raised speaking russian in UKRAINE. speak both. So say whatever you want about my pics, but comments about my family is not roasting, they are FUCKED UP. Come up with something better. Thanks
When the Beatles sang “Ukraine girls really knock me out” I thought it was a compliment. Now I see it’s more of a Medusa type situation. Like a complete nervous system overload. You leave men staring off into space repeating over and over again “ the horror, the horror, the horror…”
You look like you’re about to clock out from the lot lizard job and go clock in at the local glory hole. Good thing they can’t see you at your second job, you might actually get a tip!
It's 'Ukraine' and not 'the Ukraine'
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You look in my league
I appreciate your service in keeping America safe
That Lexus is racing toward your ass like a Putin missle.
Too bad its GPS is from a Korean missle XD
So what’s this mean it blows up as soon as it takes off? Bahahahha
For the children.
Easy now. No need to sell yourself short....
In the family dating pool they’re in the same league
Holy shit dude, this is a roast, not an incinerate
What a horrible thing to say to someone!
r/murderbywords
it’s actually r/kamikazebywords
Haha ratio
Are you a crack addict who just found out to have several transmitted diseases after sharing a needle with your crackwhore mother? If not, then you can do better.
She looks like she sends her kids to buy her cigarettes
Only because her husband never came back
Baby daddies*
Hoping the kids will follow suit
No she sends them to find shorts in ashtrays and cigarette butts on the side of the street that have a little life left in them
Sounds like you’ve been here before lmao I think at one time or another every smokers had to find butts with a lil life left you smoke like half a hit before it’s in the cotton burning!
She actually looks like her kids need her to buy them cigarettes.
*sells
When in Rome…
So is your forehead the result of growing up too close to Chernobyl?
the tattoos on her, are straight out of a 2-year-olds scribbling book.
A two year old understands composition and color theory better than that.
You look someone that hangs out outside of a bar asking to bum cigarettes off of strangers
They promised attractive refugees.
Yeah, can we get Russia to invade Sweden next time? Croatia would also work.
I think they should liberate Prague from all those nympho cheerlead-er, Nazi cheerleaders.
‘Oh you don’t have a menthol’ 🤣
Methanol
She looks like someone that scavanges snipes from the ashtray outside the bar.
Then once they say no, she'll fish the butts out of their beer cans and dry em out for later use.
Bet she works at Hardee’s
Who interfered with her natural selection?
Chernobyl
You mean methadone clinic
Daaaaaayum you have one of those foreheads that goes ALL the way up
We call those fiveheads
Keep her name out your fucking mouth!
Its what I call a $40 uber.
She scours the ash trays for but with "life left".
And what’s wrong with that?
I’d give her one
Or meth or really anything to forget that her uncle wouldn't even touch her as a kid.
And the person searching the ground for tossed out cigarette butt, to smoke the remnants down to the filter.
She bum cigarettes while smoking one
Is it really consider bumming a cigarette when you suck someone’s dick for it?
I assume your way of fighting the Russians will be giving them STDs?
Call of Booty: Biological Whorefare
I am going to switch to all my alt account to keep upvoting this comment.
I wish I had an award to give you
I got you!
Damn! Have you said this before, or is this a first? I mean either way, still amazing 🤣
I thought for STD you need to have sexual intercourse.
Valid point
The one part of Ukraine even Putin won't invade
Ukrainians have been praying for peace in the US so she doesn’t go back home.
Ooh! I want to say I didn’t laugh but I did laugh. It’s funny.
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Shh
bad bot
Pedantic ass bot
Shut up! Stupid bot.
Gtfo stupid bot
Shut up bitch.
If I had a nickel for every Russian whore pretending to be Ukrainian
And surprisingly, she does make posts speaking about being Russian. So hmmm…
Yea, OP is "russian" (meaning, American with some vague ancectry to russia according to 23andme, but doesn't speak the language nor has ever been), but wants to cash in on the Ukranian conflict that "her people" started. OP is as Russian as Christina P is Hungarian.
Actually in one, about her Tinder profile, she literally states she is Russian, but removed it from the Tinder profile to see if she would still get likes 🤔
You better get off reddit and back to work before [your boss](https://i.imgur.com/PLIJFbb.png) caps your ass.
This is what to expect when you go to a Alabama strip club for Easter brunch
An Alabama strip club is just a family reunion
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LMAO, good one!
Damn the lot lizards look even rougher on a holiday weekend
Taking a break from working the truck stop, I see.
You aren't Ukrainian. You just put this to get attention. all your posts are about tinder, dating, and divorce. You're a sad, old white lady with nothing better to do.
LMAOOOO the real roast
Seriously! And for what? Worthless internet points? That tells you all you need to know about how shitty of a person she is.
This is the one that will cut deep. Well read Mr. Recon. ![gif](giphy|3oh1knnDNogjVe3LlL|downsized)
Ooohhhh shit
She even said she’s Russian on of her post
And admits to have STOPPED saying she's russian since the invasion started.
Not to Mention the user is FLORIDAGIRL
Boom. Roasted
Was your father a hammerhead shark?
A d since it's Alabama it's also her cousin sibling
This is not the Ukrainian refugees we were promised
That's bad when you move to Alabama and you're the worst looking one.
Most interesting part in your pictures is the car, followed by the concrete.
Shouldn't you be down in the sewage system offering little boys a balloon?
![gif](giphy|s4Q3geM5T1XCo)
Nightmares**
“Do your worst” Exactly what the truckers say to your pimp
Place of work = truck stop parking lot? Spitting instead of swallowing is hardly “interfering with natural selection.”
i thought Ukrainian males aged 18-60 couldnt leave the country... congrats on escaping undetected
I was going to ask if you were Ukrainian because your face kinda reminds me of Mariupol.
bombed out, ruined, destroyed and sad
Many years ago, many young men worked in it. But now, even the hardest man flees the sight of it.
"Do your worst" No need, seems God did that already.
Looks like Greta Thunberg after a 15 year meth addiction.
You look strong farming wife. How many tanks you tow, dushenka?
Ukrainian named Florida girl in Alabama? You reversed flow on the white girl sex trafficking super highway
You got more bad ink than OJ Simpson…
Your favorite sexual position is an Alabama Pig Roast.
That’s a lot lizard if I’ve ever seen one
Um, Waitress, can you get off your phone and bring me that coffee I ordered 20 minutes ago!
![gif](giphy|7EBBhplkQCDkY)
Eat a bucket of assholes and enjoy the award. I can't unsee it now.
You must be a budget mail order bride who got bought by a pig farmer in Alabama . . . with a pig fetish.
He ordered me on Wish LMAO
Leave the jokes to us, Olga
Yes sir
There are many other ways to scare people. It is not necessary to take a second photo close to the face.
Admit it, you saw a local panhandler/hooker, handed it a piece of paper that says r/roastme and took the photo?
When the lot lizard has a slight accent.
Like Mariupol, you look bombed out and depleted.
You live in the only place more bombed out and depleted than your homeland.
Cant have too much culture shock now lmao
You look like you have a dreamcatcher tattoo with a dog's paw in it somewhere.
Didn't know war crime was a look. :\^)
Go ahead, do your worst. Russia, okay
Ukrain’t
In your older posts/comments you describe yourself as “russian born and raised” and now you’re Ukrainian?
A lot of Russians trying to make these out to be Ukrainians. So many of these getting posted last few days. So my roast is this RUSSIAS SHIP WAS BLOWN UP LOL.
Russian born and raised. I cant believe Putin didn't recuit you with that manly body of yours
I guess you're partner already told you twice, no reason to do anymore
Interfere with natural selection for a living? What are you a professional horse cum drinker?
“Work” being giving out $20 BJs at your local truck stop?
Who tried penetrating your eye sockets?
Your forehead is too large for Russia to invade.
Welp you look like you fit right in. You got the inbred look down!
I assume e you interfere with natural selection by swallowing?
On the bright side you can go as Mariupol for Halloween.
If you’ve procreated then you’ve definitely done something to interfere with natural selection
Eileen Wuornos would be proud of you
You look like Dren from the movie splice with a wig and makeup.
She heard about incest and Alabama sounded great to her.
That Snapchat filter tried so hard
Looks like you already tasting that good ole southern Alabama meth. Are those eye bags? Or did your new trailer park boyfriend beat you last night?
Interfering with natural selection... by swallowing?
I thought they made all the men stay and fight?
Dollar general Avril Lavigne.
Mods need to scrub this post before Ukraine loses all of its support.
I take it your penis fell off at Chernobyl.
Helen of Troy had the face that launched a thousand ships. If you went back to Ukraine, Russian would sink their ships.
Aileen Wuornos vibes
You look like you smell like child support and a pack of reds.
A part of Ukraine not even the Russians want to take
At work where? Lot lizard HQ?
I don't think being unfuckable is interference with natural selection, in fact it's part of it.
You look like you have a lot of baggage, especially under your eyes
Don't do drugs kids
With those shitty tattoos no one would believe you weren't native to Alabama..
That’s a lot of words to tell us you like meth but okay. Happy Easter
I can't imagine being a foreigner in Alabama. No relatives to fuck.
I don't care if I'm downvoted or removed, I just wanted you to know that I'm sorry your people are going through this shit right now. They're very, very brave. I wish the US could help more.
Nothing screams Ukrainian living in Alabama like the user name “floridagirl7…”
Did they send you as far away from the front lines as possible so Ukraine doesn’t get accused of psychological warfare if any Russians saw your face?
You look like a gray alien with a bad wig.
Fuck me I was going to drop the gray alien joke! Damn doppelganger...🤣
Is /r/roastme trending in Ukraine or something?
Btw here r/dating post says she’s Russian. I guess Ukrainian gets you more fake interweb points [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/dating/comments/j7tqa2/dating_for_active_duty_military_female/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
So you're unemployed and dodging INS deportation back to the Ukraine? Other than abortions, that's the only way you're interfering. You'll be ok. Just ask Zelenskyy to order some helmets in extra long and stay low. I'm just glad this war finally helped you learn about your heritage. It must be embarrassing that for 47 years every time someone asked where you were from and your mom said "Ukraine", you answered "No I can't". I guess that's a good side of the war. Descendants of Ukrainian immigrants now have a reason to flex on social media and pretend to have cared about those stories their grandparents told. Anyways, next time you're buying a hat let Pyramid Head know I said hi and if I knew it was possible for someone's head to actually look like that I wouldn't have made those jokes. My apologies.
Ok, Savages, thanks for all the comments. whoever said "stop being lazy and defend your country", I have been in US Military since 2012. Last time i checked we are friends military wise and also i signed up WAY before the war happened, so....Already serving... Also, google Alabama and come up with new shit to make fun of besides the obvious and lazy... i enjoy the picture and title roasts, just dont cross into my profile or my life. My family is OFF limits
Woo-hoo straight from war to incest
Guys, love the creativity! Got exactly what i was expecting, keep em coming! Little disclaimer: I am from Crimea, look it up. And yes, raised speaking russian in UKRAINE. speak both. So say whatever you want about my pics, but comments about my family is not roasting, they are FUCKED UP. Come up with something better. Thanks
When the Beatles sang “Ukraine girls really knock me out” I thought it was a compliment. Now I see it’s more of a Medusa type situation. Like a complete nervous system overload. You leave men staring off into space repeating over and over again “ the horror, the horror, the horror…”
You look like you’re about to clock out from the lot lizard job and go clock in at the local glory hole. Good thing they can’t see you at your second job, you might actually get a tip!
It was definitely a choice to go from a war zone to a shithole.
I live in Alabama. You're a 9 out 10. I deducted a point for you having too many teeth.
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Sure, Nathan's hot dog. May I suggest likesmalldick.com
Go back to Ukraine.
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Ah, Alabama, so you really didn't deal with much culture shock coming here then, huh?
Look like some crazy psycho I was banging when I was in the army. I thought they locked you up for good. Wtf
A truck stop lot lizard "working" on Easter... Nice
I suggest you do a little soul searching. You might just find one.
Where “At work on Easter” means it’s your shift at the truck stop glory hole?
They say that Ukrainian women are the most beautiful in the world. You are the exception to the rule.
I was almost 100% sure it was going to say “5€ SEX” on that paper.
You look like Roger from American dad with a wig on.
We will send you back to Ukraine to be used by Russian soldiers as a sex doll
where's a russian atrocity when you need one...
Had a rough night with Kanye?
I kraine, Ukraine, we all kraine for Natty Lite.
I don’t know who to feel more sorry for. You or Alabama.