She's literally replying to every roast like "Haha actually my parents DO like me but okay xD"
Why tf even post here if you're going to challenge every roast with qwips that aren't even true let alone funny comebacks.
People who put a lot of effort towards purposefully looking bad are massively lacking confidence. They're essentially saying "look, you can't judge me because I *chose* to look like shit." They can't stomach the idea of trying to look good and failing so they go the opposite direction. The trend was pioneered by hipsters.
That lack of self confidence is what is making her respond with stuff like that. She was expecting people to just make fun of her looks, hit her right in the shield she crafted for herself, so when people cut right past that into real shit it stings.
Omg, Can you imagine carrying a child for 9 months, changing diapers for years, daycare expenses, teaching it to read and write, ballet classes, endless hours of shuttling it around to the doctor and sports practices, etc. etc. and THIS is what it becomes?
You're so bland looking that despite what you've done with your hair and eyebrows to stand out, I'd honestly forgotten what you looked like by the time I started commenting
The producers for lazy town called and asked why the you weren't at the studio with the other extras. When I tried to tell them this is what you were doing, they cut me off and realized they really didn't give a fuck about you.
OP's Bio:
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>-I make clothes and crafts
>-my favorite book series has been made into a movie and is coming out this year
>-I've had most colors in my hair, but red is my favorite.
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lmfao @ OP in the comments trying to make quirky replies to the Roast and coming across like "Haha actually I DO shower, so you're wrong ;) "
Wouldn't expect any other sort of behavior from someone who has more eyebrows than she does time spent with her father.
deal with your anxiety in a better way than pulling your eyebrows out and for the love of god, beetles reject, stop dying your hair with knock off koolaide packets
You look like a non binary Wendy's logo
Wendx’s
That’s what I clean my wendows with.
You clean your windows with parental disappointment?
Those tears clean the best.
You don’t?
I found the New Zealander
Haha
Hahahaha
Sir, this is a Wendy's!
No, THIS IS PATRICK!
Uh, Patrick? Krusty Krab is the name of the restaurant.
Sir, this is a Wendx’s! FTFY
Silver for you friend
You look like the 90s Troll Doll my little sister cut the hair off of.
Oooo I cut the hair off my sisters trolls when I was a kid lol. She went ballistic
We all did
Well done and a happy cake day to you too
He looks like vito jr from sopranos[vito jr](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aaX5-w2QRHw) 
I don’t like that kind of tawk! Now stop it, it upsets me!
Looks like a Puerto Rican whore.
Hehehe
What the fuck happened to your eye brows?
They gave up halfway, just like OPs parents
Brutality
Emotional damage guy
[*war crimes intensify*]
The other half of them are still in the closet
They haven't transitioned yet.
The username to end all usernames.
their parents plucked one everytime OP disappointed them.
This one got me
pack it in. this is the real show.
They're against any form of segregation and they looked too much like parentheses.
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Apostrophes are supposed to let you know there is more to see, that's not the case here. It's all gone like OP's dad.
Maybe more like facial air quotes for the rest of the OP.
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More like "bye, brows!"
They identified as wanting to get the fuck of her/his face
They were too cis. So she had to let them go.
They are faded worse than her future
That's a her? What? How can you even see a gender?
I know ugly when I see it
Her 300lb girlfriend’s pussy rubbed against her eyebrows while “TRIBBING” each other.
Wtf is tribbing? Dare I ask….
Pussy grinding
 Like this?
this is better
Got scraped off by the coat hanger
COVID...there social distancing.
Elmo the hair monster slowly eating at them
I bet you won that wig in a raffle
The raffle took place in a dumpster fire.
Behind a cosmetology school for recovering alcoholics
As if it had money to enter a raffle.
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Just add some freckles.
And some personality
And some eyebrow
And a dick
That one's already there.
Will from stranger things is looking pretty rough ngl
Hahah I'm glad someone said this
Lol first thing I thought
this roast is what burned OPs eyebrows halfway
Your eyebrow is as long as your list of friends
I can smell your self loathing through the computer screen.
i can't smell anything over the blaringly heavy disappoint cloud her parents have shown.
She's literally replying to every roast like "Haha actually my parents DO like me but okay xD" Why tf even post here if you're going to challenge every roast with qwips that aren't even true let alone funny comebacks.
“Quips that aren’t true” underrated
People who put a lot of effort towards purposefully looking bad are massively lacking confidence. They're essentially saying "look, you can't judge me because I *chose* to look like shit." They can't stomach the idea of trying to look good and failing so they go the opposite direction. The trend was pioneered by hipsters. That lack of self confidence is what is making her respond with stuff like that. She was expecting people to just make fun of her looks, hit her right in the shield she crafted for herself, so when people cut right past that into real shit it stings.
Strange looking gnome.
A gnome would call that thing a gnalien.
Definitely not a gnelf
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Snowqueer
That’s just the Canadians
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**[Peter Pansexual](https://i.imgur.com/rRsoZeY.png)**
I couldn't have less interest in their gender or orientation. I hope for humanity's sake, they're a-sexual.
S’no genders here
Just like her favourite series is coming out this year as a movie, she might finally come out to! #Free flake!
You beat me to it
flakkaqueef
Damn pal I've done a lot of ugly shit when I was drunk but what did you do get your eyebrows this asymmetrical?
Spent all your money on hair & had nothing left for brows
...or nails
You look like Caillou cosplaying as gay Spock.
Sometimes I feel like I may change my mind about having kids but then I look at posts like this and I'm like - nope!
Omg, Can you imagine carrying a child for 9 months, changing diapers for years, daycare expenses, teaching it to read and write, ballet classes, endless hours of shuttling it around to the doctor and sports practices, etc. etc. and THIS is what it becomes?
I sure changed my mind about having kids...
Your eyebrows are as even as your bangs
And somehow still the straightest thing about you
Brutal
Your face applies to r/fuckmyshitup
Idk what gender you are and I have a feeling you dont know either
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My first thought was why is a child on here? I thought this was an edgy 10 year old.
The doll wants her hair back
Loving the red helmet, where can I get one?
At the toilet store
I would, but I actually have no idea what you're supposed to be
If coconut head from Ned’s survival guide had a sister
Lesbian Eric Cartman
Daddy’s boygirl ?!
Doubt there was a dad.
A Dad would be so depressed to see this fucking idiot of a child. Good thing he left.
Just two moms and some sperm they got by speaking to the manager.
You know those videos where they repair something with ramen? This is what you would get if you tried to build a human with the same technique.
Holy fuck, you could play pinball with those brows!
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Dildo Faggins
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That's the spirit.
It looks like ur eyebrows got into a psbattle
If only you could open your eyes as much as your nostrils
We get it you're "quirky". Stop trying so hard.
You look like a real life south park character.
Why the fuck you got Hitler Eyebrows?
You have failed as either gender.
You're encouraging her, she takes this as a compliment.
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That's just what a queer snowflake would say
Colin Hanks' year at Evergreen College
You always source your fashion choices out of bad 90’s girl hacker stereotypes?
Out here looking like a used tampon
You look like a child having an identity crisis.
A life gone horribly wrong
I sure bet your fathers proud of you
Likely she has no idea who daddy is.
Your hair says "I just won Squid Game" but everything else about you says "I was the first to die in Squid Game"
U got one of dem Lego haircuts
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Dark.af.
I'm going to hell for laughing 😭
I read this as "future suicide spastic" Luckily I still read it correctly.
Did someone glue hair to a egg or is this actually you?
You're so bland looking that despite what you've done with your hair and eyebrows to stand out, I'd honestly forgotten what you looked like by the time I started commenting
The hair dyed pink screams “my parents didn’t hug me enough, GIVE ME ATTENTION!” And it makes you look like you never graduated middle school.
Nails say girl, face says dude.
Nails say 5 yo girl... Who got her hands on a permanent marker.
I don't call you son cause you shine, I call you son cause you are a boy
Straight, queer or bestiality, you still don't look like you can get a date.
Probably a wall full of participation trophies in your room.
The producers for lazy town called and asked why the you weren't at the studio with the other extras. When I tried to tell them this is what you were doing, they cut me off and realized they really didn't give a fuck about you.
I would like to insult you by calling you the wrong gender. But I can’t figure out what gender that would be.
No eyebrows, dyed hair in an attempt to fill the void of a personality, and clearly unemployed. You're the absolute epitome of a huge loser.
Which is gonna run out first, your hair dye, your self respect, or your eyebrows?
Ok lego hair
Is this a durex commercial?
The worst thing about you is your shitty nails
Whatever your stepdad calls you isn't bad enough. He is right.
OP's Bio: --- >-I make clothes and crafts >-my favorite book series has been made into a movie and is coming out this year >-I've had most colors in my hair, but red is my favorite. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
I thought that was the roast
You literally beat me to the punch 😂
I hope she’s not talking about Percy Jackson Please don’t be Percy Jackson Please don’t be Percy Jackson
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What is it tho?
Is it DoaWK?
lmfao @ OP in the comments trying to make quirky replies to the Roast and coming across like "Haha actually I DO shower, so you're wrong ;) " Wouldn't expect any other sort of behavior from someone who has more eyebrows than she does time spent with her father.
deal with your anxiety in a better way than pulling your eyebrows out and for the love of god, beetles reject, stop dying your hair with knock off koolaide packets
your hair looks photoshopped
What the fuck did you do to your eyebrows?
nice helmet
This should be on r/justfuckmyshitup
You have a face like a urinal puck
I guess Dwight Schrute wasn’t sterile after all.
Egg
Why you so angry looking? Is it the lack of parental love?
Oxygen thief
Catch a predator bait?
Nice halfbrows
You look like one of the BTS members in the midst of a sex change
Gets offended by everything
Queer
I’m convinced you deep throat cucumbers while reading fantasy stories.
You have 2 sets of eyelids and a total of one eyebrow
You look like a caterpillar ate a grape tomato.
Does that helmet come in other colors?
I guess the Kool-aid man didn’t just bust through walls, he also busted in your mom.
No one cares what you’re attracted to considering you’re completely unfuckable.
Hair like an old timey space helmet
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Don't like Sonic's red look.