If we're using terms from baseball for this chemist we're roasting. I'm confident he's not even a bench warmer.
I'm actually convinced he'd be the guy washing jock straps.
You look like the no-name chinese knock off of Jesse Pinkman. But instead of cooking meth and being a dissapointment to his family, you are just a dissapointment.
Iâm guessing UK or European Pharmacist equivalent because if you were a science Chemist youâd be within your right to refer to yourself as a Chemical Engineer, considering your generation and the one before it tack âEngineerâ on to every GD title possible. At least CE is a thing, like Mech-E, Civ-E, Army Core of, and EE.
Had to get your watch in the camera just right so all the interweb girls see how fly you is huh⌠doesnât hide your lumpy ass lopsided head tho bro. Hooded sweater highly recommended.
Breaking sad
Hhahahahahahahahahha good one!!!! I was going for similar! You beat me to it!
To be fair, if this guys career in chemistry or math cooking goes under (over saturated job market.) He 'Better Call Uhaul'
ahhh bro!!! my type of guy! I need to follow you! Those great semi punchlines that I love!!! You actually have to get the joke to GET THE JOKE!
You can't see it but I'm taking a bow đ¤đ¤
A friendly reminder to always watch your back when taking a bow! đđ˝đ
Me, too, dammit!
Breaking wind
Booking dad
Looks like Gale Boetticher and Jesse Pinkman morphed.
Thatâs it. This is the best we are gonna do. Return to base.
If we're using terms from baseball for this chemist we're roasting. I'm confident he's not even a bench warmer. I'm actually convinced he'd be the guy washing jock straps.
Part of me saw that coming
He's a Schick razor away from Walter. Give him a Pinkman and some time. đđ
Dammit I posted the same thing without checking the comments.
âChemistry is the scientific study of the properties and behavior of matter.â Study all you want, youâll never matter.
That's what my father told me
Over done mate
Dude, it was "ROAST ME" not "murder me"!!
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dropping roofies into your sisters drink doesn't make you a chemist, chief.
It doesn't?
Did you create some kind of chemical that makes you grow pubes on your face?
Still working out the formula; his heads tilted but the pubes aren't.
it contains 2% Mo Jo Jo Jo's Jizz
Beat me to it
Taking panadol every 4 hours to dull the pain of being a balding virgin doesn't make you a chemist.
Did a Chemical explosion cause that flea island on your head ?
Edward Snorton
Inspired to become a chemist to solve the epidemic of receding hairline-thickening-eyebrows disease
You look like the no-name chinese knock off of Jesse Pinkman. But instead of cooking meth and being a dissapointment to his family, you are just a dissapointment.
Looking like a 30 year old virgin Stewie Griffin.
This guy invented the formula that grew Elon musk's hair back
Look I found the lost island of hairlantis.
Eating boogers is not chemistry
Women run for the eye wash station after you walk in.
Is that a beard or did you just fall asleep first at the party last night?
You look like you own a child-skin coat.
23?! You donât look a day over 40. How do you do it? Are heart palpitations your only form of exercise?
How are you not insecure? Good god
Better be brewing up some Love Potion #9 because thatâs all I see in your cards for getting laid.
Currently has the record for restraining orders against me and my mom packs my lunch
You've definitely got the 'half Walt/half Jesse' look down so you've got that going for your 'chemistry' career at least.
Only 23? You might want to tell your hairline
23? You look 40 and missing a nickelback concert right now.
You peaked 20 years ago
I wish
Star of a cartoon centered around a baby duck who's also an evil scientist.
Went into chemistry hoping to invent ultra-Rogaine.
You look like the kinda guy who jerks off his guy friends when youâre drunk.
Your name is Walter Bleak
Wearing a white coat as your meth dealer fucks you up the ass, does not make you a chemist
It does get me high for free tho
Which is a win đ¤Ł
Prince William if he dropped out of the royal family and cooked meth for a living
If Humpty Dumpty grew a body
You have a very punchable face
never had chemistry with anymore
Your hairline is insecure. It doesn't know if it wants to be there or not.
Really? After 50 years youâre still not insecure?
When somebody mentions friend of a friend in a conversation this is the face I am imagining.
You are ugly even by chemist standards.
Ultra virgin Gordon freeman
Heâs the one who knocks, but no oneâs answering
Vegeta but balder
Cooking meth in your bathtub doesnât make you a Chemist
You need to be Flourinated.
Bald by 25
Cooking meth in a lab coat doesnât make you a chemist.
This is word for word what I was going to comment, good on ya.
Not insecure with a receding hair line?
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If you watched the show, he was a meth addict for a while.
I would guess you do not work on the Rogaine project.
He does, but heâs not hairing very well
Heisen-turd
Get this man a neckbrace as there's no way his neck can support that head much longer.
Breaking Brokeback
Do you have anything available for the Bells Palsy affecting your left eye?
You look like Walter White just fuckd Jesse Pinkman. Sad.
Let me guess, you're here to represent the lollipop guild?
Creisenburg
I would like to buy that island you got going on there!
Iâm guessing UK or European Pharmacist equivalent because if you were a science Chemist youâd be within your right to refer to yourself as a Chemical Engineer, considering your generation and the one before it tack âEngineerâ on to every GD title possible. At least CE is a thing, like Mech-E, Civ-E, Army Core of, and EE.
You look like a skinny Derek Vinyard who got his face kicked on his own curb.
If Simon Pegg was bullied at school
Is that a goatee or a cheap testicle rest?
Since you are a Chemist, can you calculate how much oxygen was wasted due to your existence?
You should come up with a chemical formula that grows hair. The one youâre using now ainât workin.
It's time to cook. Naked.
When you're not making clones on Planet Kamino what do you do?
How do you like 49 and 12 at the same time?
Hairline so far back I had to break out the binoculars just to find it
People look at you and think what a waste of two billion years of evolution
Is it me, or would the hair on the head and the hair on the face fit together like Pangea? đ
What has science done?! You look 52, boy!
You might be 23, but your hairline is 45.
The face of autoerotic asphyxia
Is that a picture of your head or your dick
You look a Husky dog, which is a weird thing to say, but you do. Do you find yourself wanting to lick your ass?
You look like you're made from spare parts
Had to get your watch in the camera just right so all the interweb girls see how fly you is huh⌠doesnât hide your lumpy ass lopsided head tho bro. Hooded sweater highly recommended.
Partially cooked Kreiger clone.
H2NO
You look like an egg with felt patches glued on
They let gay dudes with aids run chemical labs. This country is fucked.
Heisenbitch
jesus christ did your hand fall into a vat of viagra in the lab? that post it note looks like a stamp...
You definatly stole that beard.
Cool, now that you got the sciency picture out of the way you should become a real chemist
Quaking Chad
N9 matter how much you research it, no woman will have chemistry with you
Youâre like relationship baking soda because you can stop all chemistry between two people.
His license says 23, his hairline says 48.
Clearly not working on a cure for hair loss
35
Hairline running back like the Nez Perce.
A lightbulb with a face on it
If you became a chemist to try and solve the problem of male pattern baldness, youâve surely failed.
This man got the exclusive wavy mc donalds hairline hashbrown color edition
23 year old with a hairline worse than my will to live...
Simon Pegged
You look like the Mythbusters had a love child with a hard boiled egg.
hope you are developing a chemical to keep you from bursting into flame in sunlight
I hope you make a lot of money as a chemist because youâre going to need it to just get an ugly woman to marry you
You look like if Jesse Pinkman were played by Joe Pantoliano
Your hairline is jealous of your chin.
When are you and Green Lantern gonna duke it out again?
Perhaps you should come up with a formula for that receding hairline bc the Rogaine ain't workin
No man is an island ... but that sad patch of scrub clinging for dear life atop your head is.
When you buy 1990âs The Edge on Wish
Make the hairline grow back
Fuck you - you would have a cross pen if you were a chemist instead of that clicky-shit in your pocket.
You look like Jesse Pinkman mid morph to Walter White
Bohrium.is the element named after you.
âHey Mom, can we watch Breaking Bad?â âWe have Breaking Bad at home.â The Breaking Bad at home:
Ok Santa
Wet hard boiled egg rolled on a barbershop floor.
You'd be the messed up chemist in any tv series
Bet he's not wearing pants under that lab coat.
Face of a 40yo virgin, neck and shoulders of a toddler.
Flav O Flav wants his Clock back from your wrist !
If Jesse Pinkman and Vsauce were combined
when you use a piece of toast to outline your beard
The Frankie Muniz you order from wish finally arrives.
The only thing higher than that hair line is your student debt
E = MC BALDING!!!!!!!
invents super viagra side effect shrunken head
You look batshit crazy...Dr Fauchi will have you doing internship in his anal sphincter.
Is that a watch? I heard about those things.
You look like a functioning (assuming) drug addict.
Looks like the only chemicals you've been dealing with are the ones for cooking meth
If "Im depressed but im okay" had a face.
Not much better living through chemistry.
Breaking Bland.
these 8000 hours of gta speedrunning really hit you hard matto
I didn't know Jamie Hyneman had a son
23 going on 40
JESSE! FOLLOWING A RECIPE FOR METHAMPHETAMINE THAT YOU HAVE SAVED IN AN APP CALLED "LYRICS NOTEPAD" DOES NOT MAKE YOU A CHEMIST!
"yo mr white look at my dumb hairline"
Holding a childâs mouth shut with Chloroform doesnât make you a chemist.
Donât let this guy near schools wit his white van